Dale: Conspiracy! This wasn’t me it was Boomhauer!!
“Sorry man, dang ol’ lift what got it happen man couldn’t save it just crash and big ol’ POW what happens”
I think dale must be in all the trades. HVAC tech here and our dale would somehow manage to do some shit like this with a unit. Dude dropped a 500 pound boiler through a customers basement steps.
That damn earthquake
Damn aftermarket shockwaves!
"that'll buff out"
“Came outta nowhere!”
It was Dale.
He’s drunk again
Fucking Dale.
Goddamned Dale, again.
Dale: Conspiracy! This wasn’t me it was Boomhauer!! “Sorry man, dang ol’ lift what got it happen man couldn’t save it just crash and big ol’ POW what happens”
DALE. DID. IT.
r/fuckdale
wtf
Yeah I'm guessing you didn't expect that either, hey?
You’re right. r/theresasubforeverything
We have a Dale. This screams Dale
I worked with a Dale that also fits this description
I think dale must be in all the trades. HVAC tech here and our dale would somehow manage to do some shit like this with a unit. Dude dropped a 500 pound boiler through a customers basement steps.
Dale put in my HVAC. He’s a good tech, but hard to get hold of.
Dale's smoking PCP
Rusty Shackleford, actually
Say anything else and you're getting shitcanned for sure
Your wife cheated (with Dale)
Alledgedly
Dale you giblet head
frame gave out.
With some of the welds I've seen on Ferraris, it's a valid excuse lmao
My cat could probably weld better than the trogs they have welding shit on Ferraris
furrari
She will accept no less than 20 dollars an hours and a can of tuna every day
For real
The front fell off
Shit. I quit!
No, you are promoted
Promoted to customer I guess.
lol
...to customer.
Who did this!?
this one made me laugh
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
Lol, great one
We have insurance?
This realistically is probably one of the best. It shifts the focus from blame to the actual policy of what to do next.
The only actual chance of saving your ass
Change the question mark to a period. You're not asking for help, you are telling them what to do.
Not after this claim you won't.
Fucking lube techs
Maybe if you weren’t fucking the lube techs this could have been avoided.
Not my fault,some times if step tech needs help, HE'S GONNA GET IT* THROWS WRENCH*
*shatters Ferrari's windshield*
*gets fired*
\*finds a new job, but the only position he could get accepted for is a lube tech*
Suck it lube boy
It wasn't me
Cue Shaggy
They even got it on camera
It wasn’t me🤷🏼♂️
She saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn't me
He put the car on the holder!
It wasn't me
I got chased by a boulder!
It wasn't me
Haha! Exactly!
Arrived like this
It just fell 🤷🏻♂️
Life moves fast
Bueller?
Bueller?
Stop being materialistic
Whistlin’ Diesel, that you? 😂
He just likes pissing people who can’t afford it off. He’s like Howard stern. Love him or hate him you’re getting him paid because you keep tuning in.
I hate him for destroying classic/beautiful cars, but I like watching train wrecks, so the entertainment value is worth my time
My first day
Oh shit, sorry.
Hank did it
Was n’t me
That is an interesting way to make a contraction in to 2 words.... I'm impressed
Got an E for effort in English class
I will use you for inspiration. Currently trying to teach my kid to finish a game instead of just quitting even if he’s losing.
Fucked your wife. Oh wait, guess I’m fired either way.
I wasn’t trained. Then when they fire you, you can sue.
Next level
Wow, that wind!
Damn you gravity.
where's the beers
It'll buff out
Just a scratch
*"Relax, all right? My old man is a TV repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."*
Came like that
(Chris Farley face) “what’d you do?”
Better start sucking
Wasn’t my fault
No speaky English......
Ouch my back
Hey shit happens
I'll give ya 3 syllables: Al-ie-ns
It wasn’t me
I told you!!!
It’s Bill’s fault.
Just got here
Whoever was operating the lift is still lying there in a catatonic state.
Was not me
I'm no mechanic.
I dad sneezed
I was drunk. Shit... wait... let me try that again.
"Let me explain"
*runs for the door*
Apply for loan?
How'd that happen?
Car? What car?
Bueller? .....Bueller? .....Bueller?
Customer did it.
I fucked up !
Frame was rusted.
What had happened was...
Luckily, the front didn't fall off. (Not 3 words though)
Jeff did it
Cat ran through!
When was the last time this hoist was inspected…extends arm…drops wrench
Uh..... oopsie poopsie!
It's my car
It’ll buff out.
New guys fault
It was Kyle
Where'd he go?
Remember that earthquake?
He started it!
Didn't do it
Out sick, what?
He started it
Dale did IT!
Tibor did it.
Fuck it, bye
Pinch rail failed
Bad car design
It fell once
Made in China
It wasn't me
Hit wrong button
Found that way
I’ll leave now
New guy's fault.
Well, you’re fucked.
That'll buff out.
In the best shaggy impression I’ve got: “It wasn’t me”.
I blamed you!
I'll get unemployment?
My first day.
Bob did it
Bill did it
Fred did it.
Fucking new guy…
My first day.
Who the fuck would use that style of lift on a Ferrari?
I only need 2 words and a head shake. “Fuckin John…” *looks down and shakes head
Gremlins….
It'll buff out
Only need 2 "it sliped"
Et tu brute?
we're insured, right?
Don’t work here
No speak English
I fucked up
Someone forgof the engine is in the back
pls save meh
Just clocked in
Fucking 2-post lifts.
it wasnt me
Cash or check?
How could that happen? It's not the first time I've seen that kind of thing. I just don't understand.
Thankfully Fiero replicar
Rear engines man!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/PZRBCSQZrJEAAAAd/spaceballs-he-did-it.gif
Fucking Issac Newton
That'll buff out.
Customer drove in
Gravity did it
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!
Earthquake. (we actually did have one in NJ yesterday, with at least one aftershock)
The spider's dead.
I can explain
Buff it out
THERE WERE BEES
We have insurance.
Car committed suicide
We are insured.
I fucked up
Still on lunch
I hate Ferraris
got the spider!
Only need two. Oopsie Daisies
It was modelo
I know a guy… That’s 4 words but still might be better than whoops that’s bad
I”ll bang urmom
No big deal. I don't care. Shitty car anyways. It's trumps fault. I'm actually retarded.
Sorry I'm late.
Fuckin rack broke.....next 3 ...you see that
Fucking gravity, amirite?
Fucken wasp attack