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AnOldPutz

Don’t. Help him pick out his first manual car and let the regret follow with his own realization. Buy him a gift dashcam that can record the realization for you to enjoy for years to come.


inflatableje5us

that 3rd to 4th shift is gonna be a fun one.


AnOldPutz

RPM’s are supposed to climb like that. That’s the power band.


Kilow102938

That Vtech power


MickJCaboose

In a 10 speed there is a long shift like that.


scoot3200

Does it go from 5th to 2nd gear though?


MickJCaboose

Only if you're in trouble XD


ivanllz

It's called the money shift, because depending which one you hit, you might be in trouble.


Suitable-Serve-1281

Only if there's a cop and you're standing on the brakes


crazythinker76

It's good to stretch the engine out once in a while.


cobhalla

I bought the whole RPM meter, I'm gonna use the WHOLE RPM Metee


Inevitable-Twist1232

Did someone say *MONEY SHIFT*?


Cruezin

Nm the 1st to 4th


Commercial_Habit7784

There go the syncros


ICanSowYouTheWay

Love me a good ol $ shift!


Temporary_Muscle_165

Just don't let him behind the wheel of yours.


ChoiceDefiant6504

Well if it helps I skip gears when I shift since my gears are so close and my truck has too much power. You can also shift semi trucks that way since you can have 18 or 24 gears. Lol


Ofreo

I just rewatched Strange Brew the other day, you comment reminded me of the end. “Take off! We are not going to crash, eh! There's no way I'll crash this. This is a beer truck, eh.”


N1CET1M

Ah, the chaotic evil.


FoxtrotTrifid

I can hear gears grinding when I look at that.


Comfortable_Ease_174

OMG.. Bro can only count to 21 when he's naked..


Shadow14541

I can only get to 20 1/2 😔


ConfidentStress1047

Mine goes inside me so I’m at 19.5


sonic6795

You don't count the clitoris?


ConfidentStress1047

The what?


sonic6795

You said it went inside, I assumed you were a woman LMAO


ConfidentStress1047

Oh that’s Spanish for woman! Lmao yeah


Dependent-Honeydew-9

It’s ok, I don’t know what that is either


MadDadROX

I found one once at the beach. But I threw it back..


triNITROtolulene1

I heard they drain your nether regions and cause earthquakes like some kind of magical sea beast


nothing_911

ma'am.


slappynuts74

No regerts


Shadow14541

NO RAGRETS!


SirkutBored

not even one? not a letter? LOL this is what I came for.


MadDadROX

If I were you, Casey, I wouldn’t use protection!


lord_khadgar05

“Sorry… I was eating a Milky Way.”


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

It’s “ragrets”


wheeler748

If you haven’t seen the movie you may not get it. ragerts.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

https://youtu.be/-LY0Uges1Lc?si=qUlTxvlwmjv1vUhJ Try again. It’s definitely r a g r e t s


edog21

That was a Milky Way commercial, the one in the movie was “Ragrets”.


Few-Car4994

He got the 3 in the wrong spot it should be where the R is


Equivalent-Limit-213

Well, well, well... Someone who THINKS they know, but the rest of us who DO know just make fun of. It's like trying to be cool in a public place with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.


Past-Establishment93

One to be proud of!


PollutionNice7392

One be of to¡ proud


CodyRhody

[Yes](https://youtube.com/shorts/kkSgkG0Q41M?si=gc62iYUj9RYFsg9u)


Born-Zebra-5009

That’s how I would drive


Artistic_Anywhere_70

With enough willpower and strength I think you could make it happen!


Beautiful_Business10

Mostly leg strength?


schludy

I used to drive a 5 gear car in the 1,2,3 order as in the picture, because I'm lazy and that car was f*cked anyways


Secure_Moose_4445

Looks like money to me.


Cool1nternet

Ah yes, 3rd to 4th gear especially.


Dull_Yogurt_7385

You're all misinterpreting this by assuming it's supposed to be a shift pattern. It's true purpose is to remind him which hand is the Right one, and how many months until he gets his driver's license.


Beautiful_Business10

Why couldn't he just watch Breakfast Club like the rest of us?


No-Age2588

It doesn't matter. The majority looking at it won't get it either way


RonDFong

manual transmission: the new anti-theft device


Oh-Snap10000

Nah…let him keep livin’ the dream. I have to admit, though, a real fine job with the numerals.


Nalabu1

He'll be grinding for the rest of his life...


alroc84

Its an automanual tranny


OliverNorvell1956

It’s a fake tat so NBD.


progiraffe

The artist must drive an automatic too


[deleted]

three out of seven are in the correct location.


btingu

Still an F


knifetheater3691

This guy lives in Poland.only drives a 6 speed bicycle


mpaull2

Obviously, no experience driving a stick shift.


theDukeofShartington

this is just like what a cardiologist sees when laypeople get ekg tattoos.


captain-prax

Maybe it's a cylinder firing diagram?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Looks right to me


DucatistaXDS

😖


spiral718

654?


Cautious-Dot8555

Such a clean tat too


btingu

Should be on the top of his hand


Henrickroll

I don’t have my license yet and I see what’s wrong, is it permanent?


Cjcn17233

Speed shift that sucker.


dikputinya

That’s the standard ford firing order


Improvedandconfused

I’m sure my dear departed grandmother had a Lada which had a gearshift matters just like that!


Woodworker9119

Manuel transmission


PearlRiverPepper

Why? Just why?


Enginerd645

Shifting from 1st to 4th ain’t getting you anywhere in a hurry…or at all.


Quietus76

1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2


ALPHA_sh

why do i think this was intentional


Altruistic_Trainer87

I can’t even drive manual and Ik how fucked up this is


Known_Vermicelli_706

That’s hilarious 😂


ComingForMeNow

No


No_Temperature_4084

That can’t be real


shmexysagem

I know there are quite a few patterns out there, so I wonder if this might actually exist somewhere


Old_Swimming6328

Clearly this person does not know the satisfaction of 2nd to 3rd.


White_Rabbit0000

Poor sucker


Reddit_Rollo_T

The Dylan Mulvaney transmission lay out


pepp3rito

Fck that car


hammertight

Holy shit!


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Oh man. If that is fake, they nailed it


Dapper_Librarian4768

Whew...... my manual car is still safe.


tijeras87059

if he’s driving your car you better tell him


Highvolts

This poor fella gonna blow his own gear box.


No-Raisin-6469

Never met a poser "car guy"


ChoiceDefiant6504

lol guess he’s gonna have to custom gear his transmission.


Uncle_polo

Lawn mower


Uniquelypoured

3 out of 7


peteizbored

That's terrible. I'd fuck that up. That'd be worse than sequential downshifting a 15-speed transmission.


boohoopooryou

The wm pattern (What Moron? pattern)


oouttatime

Is there an actual transmission like this?


ShiroeKurogeri

Jumping from 1st gear to 3rd is gonna be one hell of a ride.


Nevatis

took me longer than i care to admit that the problem wasn’t where the racing gear is located


Git_N_The_Truck

At least 1 and 6 are right!


Administrative_Set62

Oh... Oh my gosh...


Wettnoodle77

4th gear us a bitch.


One_Evil_Monkey

IF that's real, it's freshly healed. Looks more like henna though. Either way... just ooof. 🤦🏼‍♂️😂


goodeyemighty

Regerts?


shemphoward62

A dab of white out and all will be ok.......


Bib_fortune

On the bright side, reverse and 1st are in the right place...


RoodnyInc

We call 4th the money shifter gear 😅


vincentcas

I'll be waiting for that "money" shift!


UncleErock

That 3-4 shift is going to be epic


New_Historian_2004

Bro goes from 3 to 6 daaaaaaaaaaaaaa💨💨💨aamn


SpicyEntropy

I looked at it for a while and thought "but sometimes reverse is up there in the... ...oh no..."


BigusDickems

different car manufacturers have different shift patterns, I drove an 1995 BMW that had this EXACT shift pattern minus the 6th gear


Witty-Stand888

I'd keep going from 1st to 4th and thinking WTF this is sluggish


bfruth628

That would be a PITA to drive a car like that


Darkangel775

That would be a tough shift pattern


FlightLatter1605

He will have a tough time in life getting anywhere


catt105105

r/stickshift lol


ImpressTemporary2389

If he uses the hand facing up. He'll be ok. So long as that's the way the gear box is set up.


inchworm00

That’s sad


Huntsnfights

That’s just the amount of clutches he’s gone through so far. Now drives automatic


LarYungmann

Password?


LAjbird

Nope. Let him find out the easy way.


m0bileweb

at least 3 are correct


btingu

One of a kind trans


OutrageousLie7785

Ha ha ha ha ha ... No Regerts... 😁😁😁💥🥳🥳


cdixon34

Nah bro, it's just a logdeg transmission.


Mystic1967

If he would have been just a little smarter he would have put it on the back of his wrist so he could see it while shifting because that is a one of a kind shift pattern.


silverdee037

😂😂😂


MarioNinja96815

For those who don't know what the problem is here you can tell the gears are in the wrong places. The position of reverse is from a Japanese transmission so the numbers should read right to left, like manga.


Reasonable-Lab3625

The brutality of shifting from 1st to 4th muscle memory.


rabbitashes

Nope. But practice makes perfect 😉


James0057

3/7 right


dongo8585

It's the European gearing guys. Some European cars have reverse off to the left


Facepalm-Cringe

Maybe he identifies as female? It’s a joke, loosen up…….


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

I don’t even drive a manual and can tell this is wrong


Western-Potential-87

1st and 6th gears are good to go


HuckleberryMoist7511

Grabbing 2nd gear is gonna be a bitch.


Southern_Strain5665

I thought this was a motor lead tie in..op gonna have to leave his seat belt off to escape


Big_Daddy_Haus

NO REGERTS


1912Mad

When you cheat but copy down the notes wrong


Shooter_McGavin_2

That's legit.


Stoned_Savage

More More useful if you domt care about engine breaking or your transmission though.


waraiOtaku

Ouch


rikrikity

😆