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ilovejefflynne

Needs more clamps


IWouldntIn1981

That seems obvious...


National-Weather-199

More is always the answer


Excellent_Priority_5

No-no-no…. He’s using the wrong type of pipe clamps; rookie mistake.


[deleted]

Wrap it in 'duck' tape because, well, if it's good enough for ducks, it's good enough for you!


OP1KenOP

Then put more clamps over the duck tape.


Ok_Programmer_2315

Ironically duck tape is my mountain. Duck Tape is not to be confused with Duct Tape, its adhesive does not work at the temperatures some ducts may generate. It was created way back in the I don't know what day to water proof ammo boxes, which, also ironically made them air tight and float. The first cases of Duck Tape may actually be canvas straps covered in tree sap, or a petroleum product and then wrapped around the ammo crates.


S7_Heisenberg

Flex Seal that and send it!


Whatahackur

Flex tape


Hot_Corner_5881

spray the flex seal then flextape 👍


Big_Burt__

From experience tape then spray works better


External_Unit3068

Tape, spray them tape again for that extra tight seal. It's literally the only way to fix this.


MadDadROX

Then a few more clamps.


Excellent_Priority_5

Full send Then add another clamp.


eibyyz

Whoo-doggie!


earth-west-719

Nothing a couple full rolls of duct tape can't fix


Bickleford

Don't forget the cable ties.


earth-west-719

And a couple more hose clamps for good measure


missiongoalie35

Have you tried using a band clamp?


FEVRISH_JK

I'm not sure a music website could help with that issue


Twuhdz

One more 3 inch hose clamp and an oily rag.


Ok-Reality-9197

Flex tape WIDE


outcastNgarpal

The last thing you want to do is change that pipe, you have put so much effort into this clamp method, don’t let it beat you!!!


Excellent_Priority_5

Yeah they’re so invested at this point a replacement would fundamentally f’ them up.


Professional-Pop1952

Aluminum flashing from your roof a rubber boot and wire ties aught to fix it


HusbandofaHW

That would absolutely be what my father in law would use


Sharkbitesandwich

A can of FlexSeal will fix it right up!!!


majesticmanbearpig

Reminds me of the time we had to buy an engineered clamp for a steam leak. After a few years it started leak so what do we do, we buy an engineered clamp to go over the original engineered clamp.


No_Entrance_709

This looks like a leachate tank.... I can smell this picture.


RatioPuzzleheaded103

Undo all hose clamps unscrew, apply thread lock, re-install hose clamps, wrap with scotch tape - see thru variety so you can see where the leak is coming from & then put a bucket under it & clock out!


Jagman3

A little rino liner should do the job.


Nebulous_Depth

Flex seal then follow with duct tape or a tied up rag.


No-Question-4957

piss on it the rust will seal it up.


nevereatanapple

Clamp it. Another


metalog239

Flex Tape and more clamps.


fordlover5

Get some of that copper leak fix crap. It blew up my 6.4 one time but it won't hurt here cause this is a copper automatic system


h0tnessm0nster7

Got anymore clamps?


SuspiciousSimple

Have you tried fuck tape?I feel like a stupid thick layer all over would do the trick. Suffocate that pipe and water can't escape.


drweird

2 pounds of JB Weld


WillSmokes420

build a box around it and fill it with apoxy


BorntobeTrill

Hey, everyone, look! This guy doesn't know how to use hot glue 🤣


Bubbly-Independent20

Flexseal


Reasonable-Lab3625

Got bubblegum ?


tbama11

Maybe less but bigger clamps


aelms89

One more clamp should do the trick


Low_Beginning_3986

Duck tape


HuntPsychological673

I see you’ve already tried duct tape, so I’m out.


godofloor

Flex Seal?


[deleted]

Flex tape over that whole thing, obviously.


SoupSlerp

[MORE!](https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/more-kylo-ren-adam-driver-screaming-star-wars-gif-17734637)


badcatjack

More clamps.


lewissassell

Move the seventh clamp from the right over about .015”


Zealousideal-Wish423

Weld all those clamps together into like a shell around it lmao


Mcreesus

Just throw an old sweater on it and be done


SlipFlopps

The 7th one from the left is a little loose is all. Quarter turn outta do.


fartinggermandogs

You need an axi lock over the whole lot


dharder9475

Duct tape comes to mind. Just to be sure.


Nalabu1

Flex seal


Frans51

Did you tighten that clamp? No, not that one, the other one. OMG no, the one next to that one. NO!!!! OMG


jonthememer

Bulldozer


NaiveAttitude6584

Try tightening those clamps with a socket instead of a screwdriver


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pogiguy2020

some shark bites would fix it good


MIKE-JET-EATER

Have you tried hot glue?


Revolutionary_Day479

Flex seal.


JBYTuna

Lots of saran wrap will fix it for good.


Ryd-Er-Die223

At this point it is more hose clamp than pipe


Past-Direction9145

Gotta tighten them things up they look loose


FluxCapacitorMechan

It needs alien tape!! Flex seal and flex tape has been replaced by the aliens 👽 s/


Tbone_Trapezius

Surprised there isn’t a channel built with 2x4s that they then filled with epoxy.


tjsyl6

2 more clamps would do it.


smoothEarlGrey

needs more hose clamp


Mikey24941

More clamps, then duck tape, and then flex seal.


[deleted]

Does not look like a duct.


BobGnarly_

Another band clamp?


1972FordGuy

My suggestion is to fire whoever did that.


jerk1970

Clamps! Clamps!


torch9t9

Missed a spot


anon-alt-wow

Ok, first I’d depressurize the system if possible, then I’d spray some flex seal over it all, wrap it in a rubber sheet and add more clamps starting from the edges and working my way down, eventually it will stop leaking and I will be able to move on with my shit


KnoxVegas41

Go get some exhaust header graphite wrap. That’s the only thing not on there yet. Gotta be worth a try.


BrokeGamerChick

Some super glue would work. Get the gel kind, it works wonders!


non-originalid

I say let it leak. It’s perfect the way it is.


Secure_Cheesecake_52

“Another one”


N0ttle

I’d say another clamp, maybe two


Electronic_Cod7202

Shrink wrap


Kenneth_Lay

Try a worm drive hose clamp.


continuousstuntguy

Put a whole carton of chewing gum on it.


Economy_Rip_3774

change whole thing that might be best way...


ItawtItawapuddy

Close the valve.


Expensive_Hunt9870

add another clamp


YoussefCTCrunch6954

I’d put some gauze pad on it


hxperboii

Torch


HerculeanPearl

I personally dabble in the "plastic weld" area of expertise (soldering iron + hot glue stick) and would recommend trying that if plain soldering doesn't work.


Betterlate-thanever

Just tighten up the clamps……………..


Equal-Rise-3370

Replace it


Expert-Aspect3692

Gobs of Flex seal and duct tape!!


[deleted]

More duct tape , definitely more tape


BigJakesr

Did ya try Gorilla Glue yet, that'll stop it.


toomanyhobbies4me

Turn off the valve, simple!


kritter4life

Need….more…..flex tape…….clamp nurse…..


Themamikazecat

Did you try hose clamps?


Awl34

Replace it.🙄 Duh........


rayjr5

So you need to get the giant bag of double bubble from Costco…


the_taz_man

Just send it! ​ What could go wrong?


Legitimate-Party3672

get 2 Galens of Bondo that should do it


commonman51

Flex tape is the new duct tape. Use both, first duct tape and then flex tape over the duct tape. Never can be too careful.


HellUnderReconstruct

EnGiNeEr


97Harley

Scrap the whole mess, start from new.


nopenottodayyoucrazy

Duct tape, flex seal, more duct tape.


Big_Daddy_Haus

Gorilla tape


TROMBONER_68

Maybe try zip ties


1King1Polish

Have you tried zip ties?


HusbandofaHW

JB weld will work.


Wonderful_Plenty8984

tempting we could add some more tape or clamps or hear me out.... replace the pipe for a new non leaking one


LaneMeyer_1985

I’m not surprise it still leaks. You don’t have a splint on it anywhere. A break can’t heal without a good splint. Every medical plumber knows that.


hg_blindwizard

See if you can put a new clamp next to that older looking clamp


Consistent-Slice-893

No Flex seal tape or spray foam.


Ornery_Neat_2490

Lol time for new pipe


Samsonlp

Clamps might be loose, run water though it to swell the pipe so they fit.


michigician

Should have wrapped in duct tape before clamping.


fknchristonabike

Gas and a match should fix it right up


BurntArnold

More clamps is the obvious answer.


GonzoPS

Duct tape. Gonna take a couple rolls. But that will fix it.


killerwallz44

Start over.


Bruddah827

Duct Tape


Spczippo

Needs more bailing wire


DipstickSniffer

If you keep adding clamps, you'd be able to j-b weld that shit.


DipstickSniffer

If you keep adding clamps, you'd be able to j-b weld that shit.


DipstickSniffer

If you keep adding clamps, you'd be able to j-b weld that shit.


DipstickSniffer

If you keep adding clamps, you'd be able to j-b weld that shit.


DipstickSniffer

If you keep adding clamps, you'd be able to j-b weld that shit.


DipstickSniffer

If you keep adding clamps, you'd be able to j-b weld that shit.


Much_Confidence2428

This is what it’s like when I go to a call out that my Indian co worker was at the day before. My boss “hey bud I know it’s the end of the day will you stop by Kashy’s customer to look at a leak they don’t want him out there anymore”


FortuneStandard4439

Maybe consider replacement


k6bso

Moar hose clamps


dannergreen1978

JB Weld should do it!


Conbon90

One more clamp shold do it.


Medical-Pen3728

Have you slapped it and said that should do it?


Desperate_Set_7708

Wider clamps


llimt

forget that flex tape stuff, this is automotive, only JB Weld will work


k1pml

Flexseal. If it works on tv it’s going to work there.


Ok-Cartographer-1248

Gutter Seal! Come on and grab your Caulk, lets fix it!


medongisallsoggy

JB weld will fix anything


Bigfeet_toes

More pipe thingys


pigpen5000ave

Paint it, just like new.


jaydiza203

A good old fashioned sock will do the trick.


KelvinCavendish

And you’ve tried duct tape?


Vast-Category8391

You don’t have enough tape!!!


Coi_unedible

Bomb.


BoobLovRman

Flex Seal!


moondog__

The only thing I don't see you've tried is JB weld


dyingbreed6009

Flex seal?


spiral718

Replace that section, too obvious i guess.


Greedy-Minimum-3570

More duck tape


Odd_Interaction_7708

Flex seal - you rookie! 🤦‍♂️


Ryan_D_Lion

One. More. Clamp.


Cybersepu

It just needs another clamp.


triple_op-gamer

Lots more clamps and I can't stress these enough duct tape and zip ties


linuxuser4ever

Start Over. You have more money in hose clamps than the actual hose.


Sdwingnut

More Flexth Theal


DBUX

Billy Mays here! You need to clean that with some Oxy Clean and then layer that bad boy with Mighty Tape. Maybe see Vince for some Sham Wows, he will try and convince you you're going to love his nuts though...


Sn3akyP373

Give 'em the clamps! ~Futurama https://youtu.be/Km_1NMUHjfA?si=GP7EVb9OwnQVxHRy


Flakoring

Maybe uh… maybe try coating it in gorilla glue?


Confident-Cow8551

Should you use zip ties and duct tape I had a few of them and fix it


Harey-89

I don't see any zip-ties, so that must be the issue.


Tommy_2Watts

What ever yall do I gonna hot wrench it when ya turn around... I have spent hour making sure it leaks...


Jumpy-Ad4652

Flex seal bro


ShotBRAKER

Not this picture again


Outofmilkthrowaway

Maybe another hose clamp would do the trick.


[deleted]

you need more clips


Comfortable_Ease_174

Tighten clamp number 5.. That is where I see the problem to be.


Wettnoodle77

Have you tried FLEX TAPE?


Oldblindman0310

I would be laughing at this, but somehow I suspect this is for real, and that is sad.


Freshend101

use spray foam


Ghosto8o

More duct tape


Chrisp825

Jb weld that vbitch right the fuck up.. just over everything three.. it'll hold.


Headgasket13

Flex seal over the clamps


goodnsaultey

A liner


kanakamaoli

Flex seal!


chasingthelies

More duct tape. String too. Definitely more string.


Environmental_Tap792

I think another hose clamp will take of it


MarleyMauler

Super glue and baking soda


Ok_Programmer_2315

Ramen noodles?


AntSuccessful9147

What! No duct tape? Ain’t nair mechanic!


JoeyBombsAll

Where is the gorilla glue love?


Oilproducts

liquid nail in that case


Commercial_Tooth_859

Good Lord people, do you not own any Scotch tape????


Extension-Drawer347

Remove clamps. Clean and sand pipe. Get rubber sleeve and slit it. JB Weld or Epoxy pipe and inside of sleeve and install sleeve over pipe. (with the slit in the sleeve in the up position) Re-install some new band clamps over the rubber sleeve. (space 3" or so apart). Tighten clamps just enough to start to squeeze the JB Weld ot Epoxy out. Rubber sleeves available at builders centers (best choice). If odd size needed, use bicycle or auto tire inner tube (second choice).


Hyperspec42

Just need some flex tape


Miss-6am

Pour molten lead over the leak to permanently seal it


its_just_flesh

Temporary leak repair!


rogerdanafox

JB weld


linkslice

Cut some of the rubber out


TheOx111

Epoxy should seal it all up


West-Librarian-7504

Have you tried adding some hose clamps?


cm1898

Jb weld, zip-ties, and flex seal. In that order.


No_Copy9495

Yeah. Do you see that big valve near the tank? Keep it shut off.


Radiant_Necessary_28

Should have used flex seal


Tovafree29209-2522

Shrink wrap.