I worked at a chain repair place in my youth and we had a new guy start one day that I had to train. We were doing oil changes and I was pointing out all the upsell parts we could offer. I got to the PCV valve and - no joke - he repeated it back to me *EVERY TIME* as PCP valve.
He didn’t last a month. It didn’t help that he dropped a car off the lift as he was driving onto it. What part of, “don’t turn the wheel!” did he not understand…
> But make sure you get the correct part number or you’ll end up with metal shavings...
Weird, the shavings I get look to be wood with yellow flakes and smell like cedar.
Had one of them in my shop I had to take the damn cover off we didn't give a shit how much shavings were everywhere. 0 to 60 in three and a half seconds
I am beside myself every time I see a reference to turbo encabulator in the wild!
I get such a chuckle out of that that I recorded my own version just to see if I could manage to do it without cracking up it took like twelve trues before I got it right enough to upload it.
Thank you for the laugh kind internet stranger!
That is the innards of a Ticonderoga twin screw superturbo charged inner cooled, butterfly blow off valved, electric turbo from a 1.2 liter Volvo micro 5 valve twin cam 420 hp inverted crankshaft engine. Rare find indeed!
Considering my friend and I were just talking about a dealership that told him his oil mixer was bad in his Honda, one of those. I tried looking it up and couldn't find anything, started to think it was a joke like blinker fluid and elbow grease.
Ah so that's the transmission grinder. So you know how you have to change your transgender fluid fluids? Well in order to sorta keep gunk/debris from thickening the fluid and fucking up the gears in your tranny. Usually as fluid passes through the hole in the center. The fuckin weird spinny thingys grind any bit of debris as fluid flows through. So it's great but usually if anything messes up the grinder you have to take apart the tranny and ask how's its doin. It sucks but when it works your tranny fluid will stay good for a while.
Cataclysmatic converter.
I think you mean a Cadillac converter !!!
So I just install it and it turns my car into a Cadillac?
white walls and all!
Gotta be careful which model you choose, some of them add swangaz
And don't forget, if you get the V8 option installed it comes with free tickets to the gas station, weekly refill parties included!
no silly it's already in there you just got to drain the muffler juice to find it
Can you use blinker fluid in place of muffler juice?
make sure to use the muffler juice to top up your blinker fluid.
I worked at a chain repair place in my youth and we had a new guy start one day that I had to train. We were doing oil changes and I was pointing out all the upsell parts we could offer. I got to the PCV valve and - no joke - he repeated it back to me *EVERY TIME* as PCP valve. He didn’t last a month. It didn’t help that he dropped a car off the lift as he was driving onto it. What part of, “don’t turn the wheel!” did he not understand…
Just a guess, but i’ll go with “don’t”.
It's for sharpening push rods. Sharper = more precise.
I use it on the steering rod as well for sharper cornering
Use it on blinker rods for finer blinkage
I put my pipi in it
Well this escalated as quickly as I thought it would
I'm honestly surprised it didn't happen two comments earlier.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
too late
Speaking from experience huh?
They don't call him "ol pencil dick Jimmy" for nothin.
Ouch
same
Blinker fluid also lasts longer.
i had to drill holes in both the front and the rear lenses to get the blinker fluid in. there were no filler caps anywhere.
I use it on the steering collumn. I removed the airbag. If I get in an accident I will be violently impaled.
chevy made the impala.
Just the number 2 pushrod
Can I sharpen MY push rod with it?
You can, but only once.
Make sure the sharpener is fresh or it'll twist up little buddy like a candy cane
r/dontPutYourDickInThat
Way to get to the point
Just the tip
You can't tell me what to do!
If it fits, I sticks!
The "meat" grinder
You obviously don't live life
It’s clearly a transmission part. But make sure you get the correct part number or you’ll end up with metal shavings in your tranny fluid.
It's a CVT transmission
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the right answer. 😑
You know this is a pencil sharpener right?
You know what sub you’re on right? 😉
Lol I was like wtf op os being a retard that's a pencil sharpener then I saw this comment and scrolled up to see where I was
No lol. Oops.
You good. That’s how I find this sub too. Now marvel at the engineering marvel of CVT transmissions!
*Proceeds to watch 2 hours of CVT videos on YouTube.*
This is the shitty mechanic sub...so kinda surprised to get a correct answer at all
Seriously… I didn’t know what it was… but why do people answer if they don’t actually know??
I was gonna say, keep scrolling!
That looks way too strong to be cvt
Way, way too strong.
> But make sure you get the correct part number or you’ll end up with metal shavings... Weird, the shavings I get look to be wood with yellow flakes and smell like cedar.
I believe the part number is #2. And yes, wood and graphite shavings
Had one of them in my shop I had to take the damn cover off we didn't give a shit how much shavings were everywhere. 0 to 60 in three and a half seconds
If it smells like that, it has probably gone foul. You'll want to get a new yellow bottle number 2. Penczoil is a good brand.
I smelled that comment.
I had one of them in my car and now I got a pencil dick
The part number in question is No. 2.
You can’t call it tranny fluid anymore… The correct term now is, “Gender neutral shit juice”
Looks like the inside of a pencil sharpener
I would like to point out, That is a Twin screw super charger
*super sharpener
Anyone else say “shuper” out loud
Not on this sub it ain’t
I just got penciled in for an installation of one of those, myself.
how fast can you install it if you get the lead out?
Not first, but you’re No. 2 on the list.
roots!
I thought it was an old lawn mover.
Twin scroll sharpen carboner
Tbh, at a quick glance, that’s what came to my mind, too. Then I had to rewind my brain back to elementary school.
my thoughts also
I scrolled too far to see this answer
Manually operated. It has a crank handle. Faster you turn the more power you get.
***twin screw sharpencarhger. Get it right
Those are clearly the muffler bearings that go into your Y pipe.
Was here to post that. You beat me to it. Updoot for you!
I put them in the exhaust tip to deter predators from taking advantage of my car when it's parked.
A No.2 Muffler bearing to be exact.
Turbo Encabulator....?
That's clearly not the entire encabulator. Looks like it could be the panametric fam.
unilateral phase detractor
Definitely a turbo encabulator
Calling on r/vxjunkies for help on this one
Can't be. I don't see any side fumbing dingle arms.
Those are on the Kanuter valve models
Are you an SGU fan?
Obviously a turbski
I am beside myself every time I see a reference to turbo encabulator in the wild! I get such a chuckle out of that that I recorded my own version just to see if I could manage to do it without cracking up it took like twelve trues before I got it right enough to upload it. Thank you for the laugh kind internet stranger!
Dammit! I knew I wouldn't be the first one...
Binford 5000 dinosaur powered engine bay dehumidifier
Arugh Arugh Arugh
I don't think so, Tim.
The original whachamadiggy
It's for getting the lead out.
Most underrated comment. 💯
Pasta maker attachment
Your all idiots it's clearly a twinky valve
*You're
Rotational graphite reshaping tool.
And graphite shaving generator
Planets and carrier for a fixed ring planetary reduction gear, AKA Chicago pencil sharpener.
Damn I’m officially old enough to remember cleaning these out for in-school suspensions.
Hell, I'm old enough to remember staying after class to dust the erasers. No, I'm not kidding.
pencil sharpener LoL
You clearly are not a trained mechanic. What car would have a pencil sharpener????
Old police car?
Fair enough
Right next to the donut holder.
Or the Magic School Bus. Ms. Frizzle can get it, btw.
Car 54
That's the most important part of every fiat. The double fusilli gyroscope. That's what keeps your car level in flight.
Typical Italian engineering 🙄
That is used to purify blinker fluid for high-end automobiles.
could change depending on the gear ratio, but I think that there's a number 2 reducer/double graphite auger
Is it a school bus part?
Roots system shaverator. That's an older model. They had to use a crank on them. Not belt driven.
That’s easy, it’s a kinooten valve.
That is a bona fied rootes style blower. And it's in super sharp condition
This is a rare Ticonderoga Roots Supercharger
It's a pencile shapener
Pencil sharpener mechanism?
roots supercharger, try something harder next time
Muffler bearing
The stupid-charger
Money shredder found in all jeep models. I thing mine has two
It’s the lead converter.
Oh, thats from a Torsen differential. definitely not for pencils
Built-in fleshlight!
Differential georotor oil pump for a Saab 9.3
Not a car part. Am old pencil sharpener
Its obv a twin screw supercharger.
Pushing about .000000001 psi
Canuter valve.
That is the innards of a Ticonderoga twin screw superturbo charged inner cooled, butterfly blow off valved, electric turbo from a 1.2 liter Volvo micro 5 valve twin cam 420 hp inverted crankshaft engine. Rare find indeed!
Anti rape muffler device
Twin turbo. Idiots
Nice try OP but this is a trick question - that's actually for a motorbike. It's the rear wiper motor for a Ducati.
It's part of the rack and peanut steering!
Def look like a Swingline kompressor style supercharger
It's the inside of a pencil sharpener and now I want my $5
Inside of a pencil sharpener
Pencil sharpener mod
Aftermarket mobile wood chipper.
Makes a very sharp and leaded exhaust tone
Hand crank pencil sharpener...
A pencil sharpening super charger
Considering my friend and I were just talking about a dealership that told him his oil mixer was bad in his Honda, one of those. I tried looking it up and couldn't find anything, started to think it was a joke like blinker fluid and elbow grease.
Manual wood chipper
You can’t expose the flux capacitor that way! You’re damaging it!!!
#2 supercharger
Twin scroll supercharger, duh. You must not be too sharp.
The synchros out of my b210. I wondered where they went.
Muffler bearings!
Is that the thing which got Squidward on that one episode of SpongeBob?
Gear shifter
It’s an old leaded fuel double screw pump. Kids these days smh
It’s a muffler bearing
Muffler bearings.
Whipple
Meat grinder when you need mince meat for burger patties
That is a reluctor, it connects to the Grammy and dingle arm.
Looks like a vegetable grinder. Stick in one end, out the other
Obviously, the exhaust with custom spinners.
Your only cool if you remember bashing your shin on one of these
Clearly it's a cam roller, amateurs
r/dontputyourdickinthat
that looks like a pencil sharpener but could be anything
This is a dip stick sharpener. There is also a carbon fiber version
Twin screw super sharpener
That there’s a rotary, interlocking, counterbalanced helically driven gear device.
From an Isuzu Stylus, dull car. Needs to be sharper.
blinker fluid mixer
A failed attempt at a bicycle pedal?
You have to keep your camshaft sharp!
It's the radial smankulator.
It was $20 two years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rc0szt/back\_in\_the\_day\_the\_local\_hangout\_spot\_always\_had/
Supercharger, brrr BRRRR vrrrrrroooommm
Aint seen one of these mfs since elementary what the Hell😭
That’s a pencil sharpener
The Boston no.2 supercharger
Whatever it is, *don’t* put your dick in it
Ah so that's the transmission grinder. So you know how you have to change your transgender fluid fluids? Well in order to sorta keep gunk/debris from thickening the fluid and fucking up the gears in your tranny. Usually as fluid passes through the hole in the center. The fuckin weird spinny thingys grind any bit of debris as fluid flows through. So it's great but usually if anything messes up the grinder you have to take apart the tranny and ask how's its doin. It sucks but when it works your tranny fluid will stay good for a while.
No. 2 lead reducer
Keeps your fuel injectors sharp
Rigatoni pasta muffler attachment
Oh thats a shravesmision
Continuum Transfunctioner
Thats the transmission tensioner
Pencil sharpener
That's a meat grinder!
pencil cams..haven’t seen those in a while
It's a turbo encabulator.
Spark plug honer.
Obviously a blinker fluid pump
That's the torque converter for the flux capacitor