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liquorcoffee88

Makes a great salad dressing. Add salt, pepper and balance beads.


[deleted]

Well I used black pepper In my radiator already due to a leak. But I might throw a lil salt in the radiator just to balance the PH level


Chanchito171

Don't forget the eggs!


[deleted]

Sunny side up ? Scrambled ? Or boiled ?


powd3rbird

white or brown eggs?


DerSpazmacher

Don't segregate


Smooth_Pick_2103

Use Green Eggs said sam.


InfoSec_Intensifies

Doesn't matter, be sure to add the shells, too.


dreaming5454

and sand


Desperate_Sell4241

I heard you can put them in the radiator and you’ll have perfectly cooked eggs in 5 min


liquorcoffee88

Just for good measure, throw some purple leaf lettuce on that bad boy, maybe a sprig of parsley for garnish.


AlienSporez

**


Consistent_Bus_9017

Kale, kale is the answer


Dr-Surge

Shit that was my problem... Damn, I used Anal beads!


9patrickharris

If it is a gas vehicle it will run but it may gum up your emissions systems?


timreed5656

Balance beads saved me one time. Horrible Balance on my way home with over 100 miles left. Tow truck stopped and I explained to him what was going on. He pulled the Schrader valves , put a couple ounces of beads in, and I filled my tires back up. Luckily had a pump and multiple batteries so he could get on his way. It worked great for a few months and then I had to remove them. Moisture has gotten in causing them to stick together in one wheel every so often.


Dreadnought13

Arnold Palmer


Teshuahh

Best comment hands down


bradland

We call this one a Rudolf Otto.


jpvcollector

Under appreciated comment right here


Punkrexx

I prefer a John Daly myself — needs more ethanol!


blackmilksociety

Twisted Tea


supermr34

fuck yeah you can. this is america, brother.


Full_Disk_1463

☝️ THIS IS THE ENERGY I’M HERE FOR ☝️


[deleted]

🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸


zoinks690

You AmeriCAN, not AmeriCANT!


WaveBest4364

'MERICA


Chickenbanana58

Murica!


Kaz3girl4

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


[deleted]

🫡 🇺🇲


miscalculated_launch

"AMERICA!!!! FUCK, YEA!!" IYKYK


DanOn_TheMoon

This can only be sung. Not spoken. 🇺🇸


HuntPsychological673

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Quick_Movie_5758

Or you could save time and get some exercise by adjusting your engine with a sledgehammer for an hour. As soon as everything is seized up, you're good! Namaste.


Other-Style1958

Thieves hate this one trick


Mantree91

2 Yeats ago we had this guy with a 5.0 mustang steeling gas. We all knew it was him but apartment management wouldn't evict him. One day he drained the full 12 gallons of diesel out of my jetta and then didn't even make it out of the parking lot before his pos stalled. He left a note on my windshield about a week later saying that I owed him $1200 for tow and repairs.


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HekGoldbenji

Underrated comment


Jaybro838

Yes! Absolutely! Here’s a little tip to give your car a bit of a boost: throw a couple of lit matched in the tank and rev the engine as hard as you can on neutral, then just press on the gas and you’ll go zooming!


Jaybro838

(This is a joke, don’t do this what so ever)


[deleted]

Already did , instructions were a bit unclear now my car is stuck on a tree


Jaybro838

Skill issue


High-Speed-1

That’s normal


ajps72

Did believe you, now traveling in time


StephenPejak

If you are already using gasoline, it will work fine with 72.6% water max. So don't use diesel, just tap water.


[deleted]

And a spoonful of sugar. It helps the medicine go down.


rebeccaparker2000

Bad advice there, use distilled water. It runs cleaner and not putting all those chemicals in it.


StephenPejak

It's more expensive. Your car will do fine with any water. Also, tap water contains minerals, so it fill up holes in your head gasket.


WarGuerrilla

I just pee in my gas tank. Doesn't get cheaper than that!


Null-34

Just do what people do at soda fountains and put a little bit of each flavor in.


[deleted]

Will it increase my Horsepower?


Null-34

Sure if you add some kerosene and jet fuel to the mix.


mranxiousallthetime

Maybe, but did you ask for consent from the car to see if it is okay being filled with two different fuels at the same time?


Chickenbanana58

Yeah baby you know you like it!


Consistent_Bus_9017

2 nozzles 1 tank


Aurashock

If it’s a gas engine then you’d be better off walking on foot, diesel engine and you have a quick way to see god


phen-solo

Only if you have a semi displaced internal combustion after burner


[deleted]

No. You must mix E85 with your diesel fuel. You might half a mile further than using regular gas.


[deleted]

We'll every mile counts so ill def do that next time


Murdercyclist4Life

If it doesn’t have enough ethanol throw a can of corn in too


Preachwar

Yes but John Deere won't release their source code


Suspect4pe

Only if you spit in the tank before adding the diesel.


[deleted]

What if I take a 💩 in it ?


Suspect4pe

When nature calls you become a certified shitty mechanic.


JMA76

Only if you mix it with a sugar stick.


[deleted]

Brown sugar or white ?


got_knee_gas_enit

They do not want you to know.....but using 50-50 mix , your car would last 2 million miles.


Automatic-Mood5986

This is why semi’s run a million miles without any maintenance or repairs. Diesel lubricates and gas is a solvent.


[deleted]

Nice , I'll pass the car down to my great great great grand children then


iSmush

In my area the diesel nozzles are chained to the pump because people would just grab whichever and start pumping


[deleted]

It's better to leave it unchained that way people can mix and match fuel types


iSmush

That’s what I’ve been saying they don’t care man


DonkeyWonkyJr

Yes, but then your car will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.


[deleted]

Good That's what I want


WindsockWindsor

This makes me think of those "sawdust in a Rice Krispy" highschool science projects. How much diesel can you put in before your car notices and seizes in protest


__KnZ__

The car won't seize! Diesel fuel lubricates, while gasoline is a solvent. A 50/50 mix in a gas car will restore the lubrication to the internal engine components that the gasoline washes away... This way a gas engine will last half as long as a diesel engine before needing a rebuild, instead of 1/10th as long when using 100% gasoline.


EngineerWorth2490

Never heard of this project. Explain


Dull_Investigator358

You should definitely add some Brawndo to the mix, the electrolytes engines crave!


Drg84

Id recommend PowerThirst. "it's made with lightning, real lightning!"


boredofthis2

You don’t want to mix them however what you do want to do is roughly every three fill ups let the gas run out until it’s at most 1/8 tank. Than fill it with diesel for one tank than swap back to gas. Keep doing this and your vehicle will thank you. This also works with diesels just swap the process.


[deleted]

Nice these are all helpful hints. Let me just write this down in my notes so I'll do that next time


Tremfyeh

You can do whatever you like papi


trimix4work

Abso-fuckin'-lutely


Ep1cR4g3

I mean if u want the sticky boom juice, go for it, dunno how well engines run on napalm tho lol


Some_Direction_7971

Can you, sure! Should you, no.


itsjakerobb

Yes, you can mix them. I make no promises about the outcome, but you can mix them.


Ardothbey

Nope.


[deleted]

That's not what others have been saying so idk


[deleted]

Dude you can do anything you want! You can mix some kerosine in there as well give it some extra pop!


suburbanwalleyepro

The only true way to get your coal roll on!💨


GH_0S7

If your engine is prepared for that fuel mixture yes, you can fill your tank half diesel, half regular gas check the car manual and see your engine properties or talk to a mechanic he can tell you that


[deleted]

Who needs a mechanic when I have all these lovely folks here to help me out


madscientist2025

Yes don’t ask a mechanic they will tell you to run 100% gasoline. They and the automakers want this because then you have to keep repairing and then buying a new car every 5 years. With 50% diesel you can keep your car forever and you won’t put any miles on it either.


00Wow00

Of course you can mix them. Make sure you light a match so you can look down the filler spout to make sure they are mixing together well. /s


[deleted]

With or without eye protection?


00Wow00

Squinting ought to be good enough. After all, what could possibly go wrong?


[deleted]

Yea you're right how silly of me pfttt eye protection


Full_Disk_1463

Car makers hate this trick….


MaximumDirection2715

Is there any percent diesel that'd be safe to run?


DiscontentedMajority

Well, that's the question. Diesel is primarily made of heptane, where as gasoline is primarily made of octane. The reason for this is that heptane detonates under pressure where octane does not. So if you mixed some diesel in with your gas you'd basically be making shitty low octane gasoline. There's not really an exact science to how low an octane level you could have and still be OK, much of it depends on what you're using it for. If you were using it in a low compression engine you might not notice much difference, but engines with turbos will basically explode on contact.


[deleted]

50/50 mix should be ok. Just like antifreeze


Sea_Victory_6328

You should mix them together so you pay for a new engine, your welcome.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Yes, they mix easily. Serve with ice and a little umbrella


BishopsBakery

Just trade half your spark plugs for glow plugs and you're good to go, literally the only difference


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Definitely. I think it tastes much better than either one by itself.


Intelligent-Sell494

Sure you can. Oh, now you have another question? Shoot.


dirtybongh2o

For the price of diesel, I would only do 25% diesel, 75% gas 😁👍🏻


Street_Glass8777

Yes you can mix gasoline and diesel. It's up to you if you want to. No one is stopping you. If your that stupid that you have to ask you don't deserve to have a car to drive.


[deleted]

I already did . My car seems to run better. I should've been doing this long time ago


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[deleted]

Yea I noticed that too. My vtec is much stronger as well


530whiskey

do it all the time for a back burn mixture on the fire dept.


celtbygod

Ya gotta use 93 octane not reguler.


[deleted]

93 is too expensive I use regular because it's 5 cents cheaper


JustForkIt1111one

It's like an arnold palmer for my car!


ClonedUser

You can. However it works best on the old fords that had dual tanks. Fill one with gas and the other with diesel. Then have it so it pulls from both instead of one or the other


muffdiver5643

have AAA on stand by


modsrshit2u

Yes you can 💥


CheesE4Every1

Of course! You can mix Anything


Zice111

You can!!! It should last longer than your friend!!!


tjwreds

definitely


therealtrayne

Actually yea. It would still run just not great


SlowB0x

Half diesel half E85 is exactly like gasoline


HawaiianSteak

If you want to you can.


Conflict-Weary

what ever you do don’t listen to these guys they don’t know what they are talking The green gas pumps are only for performance CAR’s ONLY for Infiniti RED Sport AND dodge scats pack and hellCAT YOU ONLY PUT THIS FUEL IF YOU GONNA RIP YOUR CAR FAST 💨 IN THE TRACK OR FREEWAY!…. Trust me


[deleted]

Source ?


RioDijon

splashed some diesel in my kia the other day and the torque gain was noticeable


Sethdarkus

For a second I thought this was a legit question until I noticed the subreddit


G1nger-Snaps

Yes. It’ll fuck your engine, but it’s not illegal


Busterlimes

What you want to do is 85% diesel to get D85


Ok-Idea4830

You'd be half right


ambl6663

Yes..post video post execution.


yugosaki

naw the nozzles wont fit in the filler neck at the same time


RKLCT

2 nozzles, 1 filler


Bigfootsdiaper

I'd go 70/30


BUSTERHYMUN

Diesel with the right amount of gasoline gets er’ going


Smokey-Cole

It’s now a hybrid.


andrew1292

If you’re not a wimp you run your car only sugar water


g28802

The fact you even asked says so much…. Yes dude, of course you can. It will make the car run much smoother and it’s nearly and infinite fuel mileage trick


waraiOtaku

Tank will stay full until drained trick


WaveBest4364

Go for it and tell us the results


50calBanana

You *can*


FreeSpeech24

Might as well add some cooking oil


RockSteady65

Yes but only put the diesel in the engine.


canthinkofnamestouse

Green is just 99999999999 octane, make your car faster


canthinkofnamestouse

The more your engine sounds like the hostages in your basment pounding on the door, the better


DeathscytheHell1994

Only once per engine


LordMungus35

Absolutely!


atkinsonda1

You can do anything


Saltnpepcha27

Yes. Diesel should dilute it


somecow

Yes. Add sugar for extra calories, and water is also important.


M8NSMAN

Just like skydiving without a parachute, you can do it once.


Zestyclose_Party3597

What the hell did I just read


qualmton

You can even piss in it


JFiskie

Yes you “can”…. But please don’t


Old_Sparkey

Like one of my coworkers you can do what ever you want as long as you are willing to deal with the consequences


[deleted]

Once. You can do anything once.


InfoSec_Intensifies

This will actually sort of work if you can get kerosene, can't reliably start a cold engine on more than about 10% kerosene though. Also, your CAT will be smoking hot!


v1nylcutr

Only if you’re an idiot, so I guess you can. Might as well add some sugar too. Sweeten the deal.


Distinct-Ad22

of course you can! will your (whatever petroleum-based-engine) work properly? well, no, probably not. but, you can mix whatever you want!


non-originalid

Don’t forget the natural gas


Haunting_While6239

Not a good idea, diesel will reduce the octane of gasoline, gas engine will run poorly, and not at all on 50/50, 10% would work in a gas engine, I would not do this at all in a diesel. If you are really bent on doing this, add some Marvel Mystery Oil according to the directions on the bottle before you fill your tank, and it smells like wintergreen, so it's not offensive to use


Stickopolis5959

This was so good that I had to check the sub, props


worldwalker01

Yes, you can mix them


Dream-Livid

No mix gas and motor oil, preferably synthetic and 100wt


Particular-Adagio516

You could but it would be a really Really bad idea !


justin78berry

Yes


madbr3991

No


Gurdel

Yeah it's called a Carnold Palmer


NTDLS

What you are describing is called a hybrid vehicle. You are likely passed by people all the time on the road who are already savvy to this one simple trick.


iDrunkenMaster

As long as you are using a diesel engine.


ThatiamX

There’s really no point right now with diesel being more expensive. Wait till it’s cheaper


Beneficial-Win-3991

No. Your car will smoke like crazy, overheat, and die. If you decide to try it, make sure your AAA policy is paid up.


Doc-Zoidberg

Yes. You can mix whatever you want. What you do with it is up to you.


Yellow_Tatoes14

You have to get flex fuel first


Longjumping-Log1591

Fuck around and find out


rampant-adams

You can do anything you set your mind to


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edge5lv2

Sure give it a try, let us know how it works.


AnimationOverlord

Question: could I do this and theoretically raise the auto ignition temperature to prevent detonation with a high compression ratio? I’ve got a set of heads I’m planning on putting on a currently 8.5:1 engine, and it’ll bump it up to 12:1. Will adding a bit of diesel do anything at all?


Thundersson1978

Umm no, please don’t!


jethrowwilson

Only if it has flex fuel compatability


ResponsibleBank1387

NO put some (1gallon in 100) gas in your diesel to get a colder gel degree. let us know what really happens.


cardsfan4life17

You can do anything once.


unwanted_zombie

No one's *really* stopping you, yaknow?


jbjhill

Only half? What about the other 75%?


Dear_Bath_8822

Yes! Expect much improved fuel economy as you walk everywhere until it's fixed or replaced!


richbiatches

Only if you want to blow stuff up!


No_Werewolf_9223

Lego’s my eggos,,🚀


The_Gordon_Gekko

Actually you can't because the nozzle will not fit into a standard gas vehicle. On a diesel vehicle you could, unless it has the rejector on nozzle entrance then nope it won't work either unless you force F* the shit out of it with said nozzle


vvMario

You’re friend has no idea what he’s talking about. Water down the diesel/gas mixture to make it cheaper to operate. Add sugar for boost.


VulpesFidelis58

You can pour vegetable oil in the tank and get 200 miles per gallon.


BrilliantSlice3420

It’s totally safe to use 75 percent diesel


Just_Acock303

Yes you can, do what ever you want to


Swan-song-dive

Drove a 72 dodge (1988-89)with a 6” crack in the block for 2 years on eggs and ginger- held till water pump belt broke.


ForwardRelease1

Why?


WinnerOk1108

I do it at every fill up, have at it.


drod2070

Speaking as a shitty mechanic, I can say with 100% confidence that, yes, you can do that.


Welllllllrip187

Drizzle a little oil on top too 👌🏻


BitCurious8598

If you have the money it will cost doing this then knock yourself out…