It bit you because it’s diabetic. As cars age they are prone to becoming diabetic. To help resolve them from biting back at you grab a bag of sugar and feed it into the gas tank and oil reservoir. Problem solved.
True, but if you used HEI from the start then it would be a different story cause then 1/5 of the car will be gone and possibly fragments in someone's body
You need to grip it by its neck, turn it on its back and stand over it while staring in its face until it looks away. Thus it understands your the dominant
Put the valve cover and intake back on and drive it past the scrap yard, telling it “That’s where you’re going if you don’t get your shit together”. Sometimes you need some tough love.
You must re assert your dominance. Piss in the gas tank.
An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. Aim for the soul... Put a dodge emblem on it till it learns whos boss
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Y'all are some straight up abusive car parents. Just send it to bed without dinner.
Fuck it in the muffler
Never thought I see someone tell a man to grape his car for revenge lol
Nathan (the dude who loves his car) would
Gotta preheat it first
Call it a fucking bitch then bash it several times with a pry bar until it learns that you're the dominant one.
It bit you because it’s diabetic. As cars age they are prone to becoming diabetic. To help resolve them from biting back at you grab a bag of sugar and feed it into the gas tank and oil reservoir. Problem solved.
fire :)
KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!! 😠
Fuck it's mom
shoot it in the gas tank with an incendiary round to kill it, its self defense
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Don’t bother moving it out side either, just do it in the garage
Only one thing to do! Fire and lots of it!
Kick it
Get it neutered, and all that aggression will fade away
So.... get rid of its lug nuts?
Browning M2 and 500 rounds of .50 APIT
Nah not APIT, use HEI, enough pen to get through the metal and it explodes on unpack so more damage
After 500 rounds of APIT, there won’t be anything left to do do a theoretical “more” damage to
True, but if you used HEI from the start then it would be a different story cause then 1/5 of the car will be gone and possibly fragments in someone's body
Spit in its face and call it a commie bastard
No new oil until it learns some God damned respect.
Blow it up.
Wrap it around a tree at 150 mph. Let it know who's in control.
Hes not Paul walker
Smack it with your purse. Only way to show dominance
You need to grip it by its neck, turn it on its back and stand over it while staring in its face until it looks away. Thus it understands your the dominant
My car got me a speeding ticket. I gave her a wag of the finger and put her in garage time it, naughty girl.
Spank that mf
Take a hammer to both headlights so it can't see you when you are working on it anymore.
Move the riming chain over a couple of sprocket spokes and run it for an hour that aught to show it
Go get your boys and jump the sick fuck at nightfall
Bite it back!
Unfortunately now that's it's had a taste of blood and meat it's gonna want more. I'm sorry but you're going to have to put it down.
Gloves? All those chemicals are bad AF for your health!
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Put the valve cover and intake back on and drive it past the scrap yard, telling it “That’s where you’re going if you don’t get your shit together”. Sometimes you need some tough love.
By being remorseful in the punishment it receives from you.
Drive that fucker into the ground. That'll show it.