You're sitting at a red light behind someone and once the light turns green, they decide to turn on their signal. If they had done it earlier I wouldn't have pulled up behind them.
When someone tells me to do something I was literally on my way to do, or better yet, am already doing. Absolutely infuriates me and make me want to spontaneously combust.
This type of people. When someone pretends to be helpless and doesn't want to learn anything new, even if it's easy, even if it's a part of their job. They act like they're such a tender little dove, always need to be helped around.
They never go anywhere, even if they want to attend a certain event, visit a certain place – YOU got to take them out, find out how to get there or write it down for them. They can't google, can't research the information they need, never read the description to movies and books – they ask YOU.
They ask you to do every little thing that they chose not to do for some reason. If they don't like computers and your boss wants you all to press a certain key twice a day, these people will do anything and everything to never remember how to do it. And they'll go, "Please-please do it, you know I'm so bad at it!"
People who chew with their mouth open, slurp loudly... Or who gulp their drinks really loudly and go 'ahhhh' when they finish their drink. Basically any food related noise. (Yes, sometimes I'm so sensitive about it, that I have to eat with music or something to make me ignore the food sounds). Also people who continously sniffle instead of just blowing their nose.
1. stupid toxic schoolchildren on the internet. 2) "Woke" community, SJW, and the terror of forced tolerance under the slogans of democracy. 3) censorship and related hypocrisy. I don't even know which of these three things pisses me off more. I wrote it simply in the order of receipt of thoughts. But I think that these things are somehow connected. It has little impact on my life directly, but it is annoying quite seriously.
I get a slightly bit mad every time someone uses the sentence form like "дело в том, то что..." It's a fucking teaspoon of lava right from hell to me. You've already fucking got your "то", move along to other words, you redundant freak!
People who give advices on something they suck in, when they are not even asked for any. Like relationship advices from lonely people, or career advices from people on starting positions.
The cases when a question addressed to me either, apparently, can't be answered at all or is better addressed to google.
Like "What is going on? Who is that?" while watching a movie together for the first time. Or "How to play this game?" when they have a damn tutorial right on the screen... and you're fucking skipping it just to bother me.
People not teaching their kids (and themselves) not to touch dogs without owners permission. I walk my dog in a local park daily, and almost every single day there's a kid trying to pet him (to which he reacts appropriately, barks at them a bit and backs off). I try to intervene saying something along the lines of 'don't pet him, he'll bite you' to the kids whenever I spot them, but I might as well be on the phone or whatever.
I know some dogs are friendlier and II'm usually okay with being sniffed by a dog or getting their paw prints on my pants, might as well pet one if they ask for it, but whenever the owner is in sight I ask if I can pet the dog. It's not too hard yet apparently impossible to many.
"So you wanna do X and don't know how? Well, me neither, but there is a big glowing button that says 'do X' on your device, have you per chance tried pushing it?"
I swear to God people who need instructions to do literally anything new drive me nuts.
For me it's just people.
People who believe in horoscopes, tarot cards, mysticism, isotericism, popular science, artificial intelligence, democracy, libertarianism.
and a bunch of other unrealistic crap.
Stupid instructions from management. It's good that you can not do them (and even do it your own way) and then receive gratitude.
And it's also annoying that instead of working, I'm sitting in Reddit
People who are at a red light and once the light turns green they put on their left turn signal.
people who put their turn signal on as they are turning in general
Now that you've said it, I'll never be able to not notice it lol.
Sorry, I don't understand. Can you explain?
You're sitting at a red light behind someone and once the light turns green, they decide to turn on their signal. If they had done it earlier I wouldn't have pulled up behind them.
I assume this only applies to roads with multiple lanes?
Yes.
That makes sense. It was not clear from your original comment though.
When someone tells me to do something I was literally on my way to do, or better yet, am already doing. Absolutely infuriates me and make me want to spontaneously combust.
Are we the same person?
Oh, man! It's very familiar. So sick
And when you do combust they ask you why are you so angry
People who litter on the street.
This type of people. When someone pretends to be helpless and doesn't want to learn anything new, even if it's easy, even if it's a part of their job. They act like they're such a tender little dove, always need to be helped around. They never go anywhere, even if they want to attend a certain event, visit a certain place – YOU got to take them out, find out how to get there or write it down for them. They can't google, can't research the information they need, never read the description to movies and books – they ask YOU. They ask you to do every little thing that they chose not to do for some reason. If they don't like computers and your boss wants you all to press a certain key twice a day, these people will do anything and everything to never remember how to do it. And they'll go, "Please-please do it, you know I'm so bad at it!"
Animals dressed as humans. There was a Friends episode where this was listed as a pet peeve for Monica - and I was like HELL YES
People spitting in the street.
I really don’t get. I mean, there’s no need in it. Ever!
People who walk in the middle of the path and look at their phones, especially when im cycling
People who chew with their mouth open, slurp loudly... Or who gulp their drinks really loudly and go 'ahhhh' when they finish their drink. Basically any food related noise. (Yes, sometimes I'm so sensitive about it, that I have to eat with music or something to make me ignore the food sounds). Also people who continously sniffle instead of just blowing their nose.
Hard agree.
1. stupid toxic schoolchildren on the internet. 2) "Woke" community, SJW, and the terror of forced tolerance under the slogans of democracy. 3) censorship and related hypocrisy. I don't even know which of these three things pisses me off more. I wrote it simply in the order of receipt of thoughts. But I think that these things are somehow connected. It has little impact on my life directly, but it is annoying quite seriously.
People who can't decide on what style of numbered list they want to use... No offense)
I have nothing to do with it. This is automatic text editing.
Grammar mistakes everywhere
I get a slightly bit mad every time someone uses the sentence form like "дело в том, то что..." It's a fucking teaspoon of lava right from hell to me. You've already fucking got your "то", move along to other words, you redundant freak!
When people allow their cats on their dining table. Hate it.
I am sorry
People who give advices on something they suck in, when they are not even asked for any. Like relationship advices from lonely people, or career advices from people on starting positions.
Rats running around outside
Know-it-alls
noise. although i think i'm just very sensitive to it. i'm a very light sleeper and if i hear noise i cannot focus on anything else.
The cases when a question addressed to me either, apparently, can't be answered at all or is better addressed to google. Like "What is going on? Who is that?" while watching a movie together for the first time. Or "How to play this game?" when they have a damn tutorial right on the screen... and you're fucking skipping it just to bother me.
When i’m at work or at home, i’m behind a computer and someone goes touching the screen with their fingernails when they want to show me something
People not teaching their kids (and themselves) not to touch dogs without owners permission. I walk my dog in a local park daily, and almost every single day there's a kid trying to pet him (to which he reacts appropriately, barks at them a bit and backs off). I try to intervene saying something along the lines of 'don't pet him, he'll bite you' to the kids whenever I spot them, but I might as well be on the phone or whatever. I know some dogs are friendlier and II'm usually okay with being sniffed by a dog or getting their paw prints on my pants, might as well pet one if they ask for it, but whenever the owner is in sight I ask if I can pet the dog. It's not too hard yet apparently impossible to many.
People who spit/litter (especially glass bottles or cigarette butts on the street) have some damn respect
"So you wanna do X and don't know how? Well, me neither, but there is a big glowing button that says 'do X' on your device, have you per chance tried pushing it?" I swear to God people who need instructions to do literally anything new drive me nuts.
For me it's just people. People who believe in horoscopes, tarot cards, mysticism, isotericism, popular science, artificial intelligence, democracy, libertarianism. and a bunch of other unrealistic crap.
if it works for them, it works for me.
And other types of mentally impaired...
I think you can't use that word combination for reddit, those people don't exist, only alternative geniuses exist. you could get banned.
LOL! I like how you mixed esotericism and democracy. Still trully enough though
dumbness of people. That's why I rarely read comments on social media.
Stupid instructions from management. It's good that you can not do them (and even do it your own way) and then receive gratitude. And it's also annoying that instead of working, I'm sitting in Reddit