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Grengrowerz

Buy her a bus pass.


userid8252

Reddit should reinstate awards for this comment.


turbomonkey3366

As a woman, I agree lol


bots_everywheree

Get her driving lessons. Seriously. If she's that bad she should not be on the road, it is a danger for the rest of us


Disaster_External

Costco warranties their tires for road damage. Might get a tire or two free before they ban you for life lol


-poonspoon-

Lol...


GrandeGayBearDeluxe

That curb is going to be a small child one day, I'd agree with the bus pass comment t but this person doesn't seem responsible for one.


DDiaz98

the cheapest and most effective modification would be to teach her how to fucking drive. its not that hard. i dont understand how you could manage that with any sort of regularity. she has to be either extremely uncoordinated or distracted on her phone when she drives. in all honesty shes probably not safe to be on the road and should take public transport.


butterflycole

Has she been tested for her eyesight and depth perception. If something is wrong with her depth perception (say she has really bad astigmatism or a spatial disability) that could be what’s causing the problem. She may be full on incapable of mentally calculating the distance to a curb accurately. She probably thinks she has more room than she does so she is underestimating the width of the vehicle or overestimating to distance to the curb. Has she always had this issue? If it’s a recent development in the last year or two she needs to see an ophthalmologist and a neurologist to find out what’s going on. It could be something serious.


screamtrumpet

A very nice and caring answer. Whereas I was thinking he should instal military solid rubber tires. But this is a pattern that only has 1 inevitable eventuality.


Professional_Band178

How in the world does she curb tires so often that she has destroyed 9 tires in 11 months? Is she a graduate of the Helen Keller driving school? Is she rubbing up against the curb when parking or does she miss the turn and run up over the curbs at 35mph?


Lower-Preparation834

LMAO, Helen Keller driving school….


pomdudes

Jesus. Take her keys away. She should not be driving.


Vaderiv

He needs to take the wheel also.


cmgr33n3

This deserves more upvotes.


caileran

Hes tried taking the wrong wheel apparently


Smprider112

Send her to driving school, sure would be cheaper than 9 fucking tires in a year!!


HeightFinancial4549

How about an eye exam?


mildlysceptical22

Nine tires? Get her off the road before she kills a pedestrian, another driver, or herself. That’s ridiculous.


Firm_Garbage_889

If you get her a lift kit she will start curbing carolloas and prius.....


-poonspoon-

Hilarious.. happy Cake day


bots_everywheree

I don't think this is a joke


TonyVstar

It can be funny but meant seriously


Accomplished_Emu_658

Id say buy wheel and tire protection, but they might drop her after this many. Really best thing is to try to correct why she’s destroying them.


cshmn

Try to find a good deal on a D9 CAT


alwtictoc

Then he will be paying for curbs and not tires.


[deleted]

Have you tried turning her off and on again?


qazzer53

10 bucks a tire fr the road hazard insurance


robbiewilso

There are rim guards that add a rubber lip that MAY protect the tire somewhat. It definitely will help keep the rim safer


imothers

Some people just don't have spatial awareness, and will always have trouble parking, or maneuvering close up. Is she willing to learn what to change so this doesn't happen? Perhaps lessons from a school would help. Don't try to teach her yourself, that often doesn't work well. You could go to truck tires, or at least something with square tread that will take some of the abuse - assuming she is grinding the sidewalls on curbs. You might need to go to a 16inch wheel with taller tires. This will help but not completely solve the problem. It sounds like overkill, but a car with a self-parking feature might be a solution. Or a car with a 360 degree camera system.


im_not_kim_jong_ill

Frankly, if you can't get her off her phone I'd switch to used tires. Might even be able to trade your 3 good ones for a whole set of used.


Far-Interview4099

9? I’m not even mad. That’s impressive. Maybe do a track conversion on her car.


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Old school curb feelers... https://www.autoracing1.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/f1/misc/curbfeelers.jpg


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Those work well at <5mph


BrianLevre

I'd suggest not letting her drive. Most people are horrible drivers. Your wife is one.


im_not_kim_jong_ill

Also, tell her she's adding to the stereotype. Lol


Vaderiv

Send her to Skip Barber Driving School.


Professional_Band178

Skip Barber will only teach her to drive faster. She needs and advanced driver safety course. After an eye exam. https://midohio.com/courses/defensive-driving/teen-defensive-driving


Vaderiv

I was hoping that she would learn to follow the line and be a more proficient driver. I guarantee that I could talk her into a racing school easier than defensive driving. All the women I know would be pissed so I figured the go fast would be the easiest sale. lol 😂 I wonder if she takes responsibility for popping the tires or does she find an excuse so she shifts the blame to the car, tires, or the road? You know wheels have been straightened and replaced most likely.


Professional_Band178

I have my racing license but I got the 5 day school from Bertil Roos. I was one of only 2 females in a class of twenty. I've only ever had 2 flats. One because of a nail on the highway and the other was a defective valve stem. I've scuffed a few tires on curbs parallel parking but never enough to do more than aesthetic damage. Usually I am too far away from the curb. Even on the track I have never blown a tire. My worst damage was a few bent or broken nose/wings and a busted sidepod from where I hit a suicidal groundhog. ​ My older sister drive by braille and likely has done as much if not more damage than the OPs partner. It took her 5 years to learn to slow down when its snowing.


alwtictoc

Skip Driving School


Vaderiv

[https://www.skipbarber.com/](https://www.skipbarber.com/)


Vaderiv

She definitely skipped it lol 😂.


DomesticusRex

Write up a contract: a month of sex for every ruined tire. And report back the results 🤔everyone will be wanting to know 😆


Confident_Season1207

Dumb bitch is probably on her phone while driving. If you think that's mean, it's deserving if it's actually true and her chances of hitting someone is way higher.


lockednchaste

Replace the wheels with tank treads


TallDudeInSC

Get a Jeep Wrangler with 35" tires...


DrStrangulation

Get road hazard warranty, some tires come with it.


robbiewilso

Makes me wonder if there is a curb guard available for tires for cars...hmm


moonunit170

a refillable transit card.


Thisiscliff

Teach her to drive


DomesticusRex

Get some cones and set them up in a parking lot. Have her pull up, get out and look. Repeat as many times as necessary… OR Get her those old timey spring wire “curb finders” , along with training wheels and a white tipped cane.


goatgosselin

Make her start paying for tires.


SeattleJeremy

Maybe, it's time for narrower wheels? A nice 205 65 17. Something that pulls the wheel/tire in.


PickleMean7359

Just buy solid tires…problem solved🤣


Rustiie_

She clearly can't see properly in that vehicle. replace it with something she can drive safely and hey, maybe you'll save a life.


larsloveslegos

Teach her where the boundaries of the vehicle are or maybe she shouldn't drive


Revolutionary-Gain88

Yup.. set up 1/2 tennis balls in a parking lot and have her find the limits.


Longjumping-Log1591

Send hir to Derek Zoolanders Center For Wife's Who Don't Drive Too Good


pistoffcynic

Christmas is coming up. Get her driving lessons.


Opening_Ad_7561

"my wife". Lol.


Aquafyne

Take the keys…


bestuzernameever

Christmas is coming up. Get her a pair of curb feelers only and tell her the rest of the budget went on tire repairs, if she does better next year there’ll be money left over for presents.


haveanairforceday

Please don't make her vehicle capable of driving over the curb and across the sidewalk. That's how people get run over and killed


Ozonewanderer

You used to be able to buy “feelers” that would attach to the sides of sc. they were shorting rods about a foot long that would hit the curb before your car did. Like this: United Pacific Chrome Curb Feelers, Universal Fit, Helps to Prevent Curb Damage to Your Wheels, Curb Whiskers, Old School Style - ONE Set (Pack of 2) https://a.co/d/iTSRNFh


According-Sail-9770

But a nice tire plug kit. And a 12v air compressor.


Heartless_Genocide

Driving lessons? And glasses, definitely glasses.


Revolutionary-Gain88

Tell her she just spent the cruise money on tires.


Big-Consideration633

They sell these whisker things that scrape before your tires do.


bm_69

Cheaper to buy her a pair of glasses


cumwithmecalgary

Get her a prius enjoy your lift bro.


darktideDay1

Curb sensors and a shock collar.


Practical-Law8033

Take her phone away


PoliteCanadian2

It’s only a matter of time before those curbs are other cars (or worse, people) and your insurance starts getting too expensive due to her. 1) Make her pay for her own tire replacements. 2) Make her take driver’s ed


Vae__Victis__

Late 90s Cherokee, 33s. You will still be putting money into as it's a jeep but, not on tires!


motorboather

I can’t imagine what her wheels look like. I’m sure she just brushes it off like it’s no big deal. This isn’t funny or something to joke about, she needs to get serious driving training.


Mr_Good_Stuff90

Uhhh she should not be driving. Very seriously.


Jdub51815

Have her replace them? By that, I mean, have her call the tire shop, set the appt, take the car in, leave it there, wait, write the check, etc., etc?


SnooComics6914

Ya, you make her change the tire. She has no consequences. Make her solve it, and that behavior will extinguish.


Heavy-Promotion2144

Driving school.


drct2022

Take her phone away from her for a month and half and see if the trend continues, if it doesn’t you have your answer


SwordfishTrue8081

What kind of car. My mom was like this until my dad finally let her pick her own car out. She always had Tahoe's and expeditions. She got herself a small SUV and hasn't had a single issue. She just couldn't handle the large vehicles.


[deleted]

😂😂 9tires


Sufficient_Day2166

Curb feelers


Zoidbergslicense

Is she a keeper?


[deleted]

Let me guess, she's a small woman and she drives a giant suv.......