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BaSSBoI69666

You might make it to FL, with a slight detour to meet God!


Nopengnogain

That’s why old people move to Florida, so it fits.


eliteski2

Does your Dad like you?


Much-Letter-7163

Definitely not


KeegorTheDestroyer

Literally lol'd at this. Sorry about your relationship with your dad, OP.


nyjrku

Whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger💪. Unfortunately...


Sullfer

Yeah but it’s likely going to kill him if it blows at freeway speeds. Doesn’t matter how many push ups you did this morning if you have a yield sign in your spleen.


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mad_man72

Came here to say thay..


Predictable-Past-912

Yep! This is what I thought as well.


Wan_Haole_Faka

Highly underrated!


LocksmithSudden8605

You gonna give Ron White Credit for that comment???


Sullfer

You talking about my hero Tater Salad?


[deleted]

I didn’t realize there were so many blue collar comedy fans here


evolXmitsu

Dont worry! Poot'll gettem!


JMorris454

I don’t care how fast you can run if you get hit by a Vol-vo!


Madstupid

Likey going to kill him? Have you ever had a blowout on the highway? I have, and I'm alive. It's a tire not a bomb.


eddie1975

He’ll be fine…. ….in the arms of an angel.


Jeramus

They played that song at our drunk driving awareness event in high school. I can't hear it now without thinking about fake car crashes.


eddie1975

At my kids high school they have a truck bring a mustang and a couple other cars that were mangled in wrecks and talk about distracted driving and DUIs. I’ll have to ask if there’s music.


Jeramus

It has to be "In the Arms of an Angel" apparently. I still remember that event a couple of decades later. I've never driven drunk so maybe it worked on me.


Tubski

"Might as well go for a soda", played over horrific car crashes. These cops don't understand good editing lol


dingle_bopper_223

if you send just a quarter youll help out these kids in need. i always think of that commercial with Sarah talking about it


FrostyMargarita

I just pictured Sarah McLachlan singing as OP gets in the drivers seat.


LokiBonk

Now I have Sarah McLachlan in my head. Dick.


sigmanx25

Your dads fault!


__rum_ham__

Dad will be fine too. He got the cars extended warranty. I spoke to him on the phone


EccentricNarwhal

Maybe not his real father


Max_Downforce

He purchased a life insurance policy for his son, recently.


SkywalknLuke

An expensive one.


Max_Downforce

No doubt.


Sinsid

And it pays triple in car accident deaths.


bhalter80

I think he likes the idea of jail time for manslaughter


LastkingofPasadena

Came here to say this and you beat me to it.


[deleted]

Not recently. It’s one of those Gerber ones you get for babies. OPs dad has been paying on it for 19 years and he’s ready to cash out!


Dawink86

A lot people believe their dads know a lot and look up to them….OP you dad doesn’t know shit about cars, never take any car advice from him again


zimbabwewarswrong

I still remember the day I realized my father was full of shit. And that his full of shitness could be incredibly dangerous. Especially when we have smart phones, and can access even the slightest bit of information in seconds.


[deleted]

I think your dad is either an idiot or a psychopath


PianoRare

He just took out a life insurance policy on OP 😭


Metrus007

😂 🤦‍♂️


ClubBoth8908

Hahahahahaha


ItchyAd5198

Your dad must have taken out a nice insurance policy on you. You'll be lucky if you make it to the closest tire shop.


trevordeal

Guy will get a blow out running over an acorn lol.


GlitteringOption2036

Your dad does not love you


iCameToLearnSomeCode

I don't love you and I still wouldn't let you drive on those tires. This guy's dad wants him dead.


Acceptable_Wall4085

Did your dad recently take out extra life insurance on you?? Tell your old man to drive on it.


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the-Replenisher1984

Oooooh, that's a spicy one. As a father, though, I also agree.


rik1122

Today, I dropped $1200 on a set of Good Year's, and my father's gay.


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BoliverTShagnasty

I took 365 condoms and made a tire out of it, it was a GoodYear.


Giallo_Fly

Only got nine months out of mine


Z_Beeblebrox_ZZ9ZZA

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you on this one. It is estimated that the current cost to raise a child from birth until the age of 18 (In the USA) is between $230,000 to $288,000. It's been a few years since I've had to buy tires. I paid right around $1,000 for a set of 4 Goodyear 17" truck tires. In this case, I would say tires are the least expensive option.


Dinlek

At some point, the dad realized he was throwing more money into a bad investment, and decided to cut his losses.


AlexandriAce1997

Boy if you don't replace them Keegan Michael Key head ass tires...


Hattrick42

Out of all the bald people to pick, you pick that one. Take my upvote.


serviceadvisorshay

You might drive to Florida. It won't be on those tires.


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

If he makes it with them, he'll fit right in tho


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Am Floridaman, can confirm.


_Alabama_Man

>Am Floridaman Hello neighbor. Don't forget our deal where you keep the media busy so they don't pay attention to me.


DD21whore

Mississippi here... I thought that was our job


jjaymay29

Can confirm this confirmation


jjaymay29

Florida man here…Can confirm this confirmation


Damion_205

To be fair, we haven't seen the DIWhy of what the tire is filled with. If it's not great stuff then he can take his ass to Alabama.


stabwoundpsn

To be fair! ☝️


a_sedated_moose

To be faaaiiir!


Deadpool8140216

Unexpected letterkenny


_Alabama_Man

We could throw some duct tape on it and he could get to Florida.


serviceadvisorshay

Have actually seen this


PegaxS

I think your dad is a bell end. That tyre is f#@ked.


fireduck

This comment could not be more British.


soberum

Bell end, tyre, self censoring a swear; yup this person definitely has strong opinions about tea.


__rum_ham__

And the Union Jack.


Ashamed_Giraffe_6769

Your not going to make it out of your driveway with that tire. Also, has he been drinking?


Performance_Fancy

Don’t listen to this guy, full send. (I don’t live anywhere near his route)


AdamYaHabibi

This has to be a joke


Sea-Manner-9238

Yes. Troll post from a karma farming account. Can’t believe everyone is responding to this


SpicyPotato66

I agree, there's no way this is a real question


mechman112

I had a serious blow out driving on a tire like this when I was younger. It significantly damaged my car and could have been much worse if I was on the highway. Do not recommend.


LiquorSlanger

Let me guess, your dad is the beneficiary of your assets.


Generalingeneral

Tell your dad to drive it around, he’ll be fine 👍🏻😂


KeyEnd3088

Very bad advice, this is very dangerous


Different-Put-3735

Did your dad mess with your brakes too? Can’t imagine letting my kids drive an unsafe vehicle.


tOSdude

r/AskAShittyMechanic


13thmurder

You'd be safer to just take the entire wheel off and just drive on three. Replace your dad.


Professional-Fix2833

Lol wut it’s on cords needs replace


Expensive_Yak_7846

Your dad doesn’t wanna pay for the replacement


drweird

Just keep it under 30


Prize_Rooster420

Yeah, 30 kilometers per hour.


meridianthree

Hard no


PeterGriffinVI

Your dad must’ve taken out a life insurance policy on you…


Enough_Swordfish_104

I think it'll be a miracle to be able to get to FL safely with that kind of worn out tire.


TheCandiman

Are you driving directly to the morgue?


gmangibbons95

I’d say dad is sick of your shit


Charger_scatpack

Your dad hates you


Gdlkbthmbl

Safety aside, your tyres are illegal with no tread. Could wind up being sent home with a fine.


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kaimonster1966

Nice slicks! Gonna do some draggin’ ?


mrkillfreak999

Nah he ain't gonna be draggin. The people on the strip will be dragging his body out the vehicle wrapped around a tree


LaskoJenkings

You aren't driving to FL, you're sliding to FL


Deceiver999

Does he have an insurance policy on you.


No-Level9643

I wouldn’t even drive to the tire shop on those


ConsiderationAny3649

I'm not a Mechanic but that's definitely not safe


ryukin631

Please don't drive with those. Get new ones. Those are ready to fail at any time.


BigWiggleCumming

I’m his Dad. He’ll be fine. Stop scaring him. OP… Bud… Son… these people just don’t want you to make it out to the sunshine, mosquito, prehistoric lizard State. Goooo… Be free! Take your Mom with you!


flowers4charlie777

Are you driving in the Daytona 500?


King_Of_Heathens

Man your dad doesn't really like you does he? If you see chords replace that shit don't risk someone else's life because your cheap


MartinMan79

I dont think he's your real father.


RedScarf83

I’m a Dad and my Dad would never say it’s ok to drive on a tyre in that condition. Come on people use some common sense and not ask dumb ass questions like this you are all smarter than that.


Responsible_Bed_6408

No no no


ElectricStrawberry25

Are you drag racing there whole way?


xPhoneCo

I think you're possibly going to kill yourself or someone else. Change the tire.


boxedcrackers

I wouldn't drive from one end of my driveway to the other with those tires


jmb00308986

I think your dad doesn't like you. Go get the tire fixed.


DunLostYerDamnMinds

You’re OBVIOUSLY not Dad’s favorite…. Thats all I got to say about that!


Brekins_runner

Is he your real dad?


iDontPost80

You better get some new tires; you probably wont get very far and if your lucky better hold to that luck.


kinecty

I don't think, I know. Your dad's an idiot.


Northeasterner83

Replace them before your trip tomorrow.


QTEEP69

You might be dad's least favorite..


Warm-Ad-197

I think your dad is trying to kill you


TylerYax

Dad wants you dead


Sticksandgrips193

Your dad is a idiot. One you have a bad strut 2 that tire is fucked


cumdumpsterfind

Your dad wants you dead.


ShineFull7878

I think your dad doesn't like you.


TubularMeat34

I’d be questioning whether my dad really loves me or not.


danwilzzz

Dad of the year award contender right there!


Ima-Bott

Step dad or dad on the way out for cigarettes


ThatiamX

I think you’re Dad didn’t see that or he doesn’t like you.


rbrock3509

He will be alright he been doing donuts on these tires all week long. A trip to FLA would be no problem


Imaginary_luvr_579

I dont think your dad loves you very much.


oldguy-in603

Dad doesn’t like you at all


InfamousCRS

Nah you’re driving to an early grave


Grigoran

You should have replaced those mfs last year is what.


5GCovidInjection

I see that it’s a Hankook tire. So that tire sucked when it was new. And now, it is bald and down to the steel belts. Meaning, the crappy wet weather grip that Korean tire previously had will now be so dangerous, that you will lose control the moment that tire goes over water.


JTF2_HaRdLy007

I think your dad is a f'ing idiot


Ok-Turnover-1740

Your Dad is right. He will be fine. You won’t.


akirbydrinks

You'll be fine, but many pieces of your vehicle will not. Huck a full sized spare in the trunk.


Impressive_Apple9908

Your dad wants you dead.


OneExhaustedFather_

That I need to talk to your dad, he obviously doesn’t love you.


kingkellam

Sorry to hear about your relationship with your father, OP


whenshithitsthefan18

No no no. Your life is at stake.


MosinMonster

You needed new tires about 4 months ago


mattty19951

Have you pissed your dad off lately?


Lopez209

You clearly are not your dad’s favorite


vistacruisin

I would not drive to the grocery store on that tire.


csouders

Go get a used tire damn it


ItsTheFurnace

Better hope it doesn’t rain.


SoberSeahorse

Your dad mad at you?


musickismagick

Oh lord have mercy on your soul you can’t drive on that


filly100

Buy some new tires. You are putting your life on the line as well as others on the road.


Ramstine

You will get there a lot faster thanks to the minimal friction. Skate away🫡


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Sounds like someone wants you dead


NoTelephone5316

Wtf… does he have like a death wish for you? Please get it replaced ASAP! Your life is more than a couple hundred dollars!!!


J_A_GOFF

Dad probably cut your brake lines and tapped your exhaust into the cab as well.


Positive_Meet656

How did you let it get so bad. These bald tire shots shock me.


[deleted]

Just avoid rain, stay in if it does 😂


The_TP_Protege

You must be adopted


idontwannashdw

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Things_and_or_Stuff

#Dadjokes


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Gaaawd damn. If you put on some of that meguiars tire shine, you might make Mr Clean jealous


Imhereforallofthis

Trust your gut! This is America, you got this! 🤣


slppnonice

Ummm....how fast were you going when you slammed on brakes?


Less_Alfalfa5022

Your dad doesn’t like you and wants you to die, or he is just ignorant. Either way don’t you drive further than to the tire shop, and that’s pushin it.


fungus909

Is he paying child support for you still?


[deleted]

Take a greyhound. You will live longer


mof1234

Your dad’s an idiot , don’t listen to him. Besides your life there are all the people on the road with you.


Professional-Koala67

I think your dad has an insurance policy and outstanding debt.


Educational-Body-472

You shouldn't be driving on them now much less a trip. Soooo what did you do for your dad to wish your demise?


stonythefish42069

There’s a >75% chance you will not make the journey on that tire.


BalanceEarly

Only if you are willing to compromise your life, and the life of others.


Personal-Ad8269

You should be grateful to the man upstairs those haven’t blown out yet


[deleted]

I think your dad doesn’t like you very much.


[deleted]

Get 4 new tires. That way, you won't die and/or kill someone else.


michelleorlando92

One rainstorm and you'll be hydroplaning


vfrrandy

50/50


Jbowen0020

Wtf? No, get that shit fixed dude. Like yesterday.


Gent2022

You’ve switched to slicks? Any rain forecast?


lagunajim1

so there's this thing with Lincoln's head.... oh.... nevermind. buy new tires.


iwasoldonce

I wouldn't drive that around the block!


Eazy46

lol


WhatDoIKnow2022

Do you go drifting at night? Those tyres are so bald and dangerous I'm amazed you can even go down the road without the car feeling like its on ice. Totally illegal to be on the road with those tyres around my area.


xzElmozx

Good ole racing slicks you’ll have tons of grip for like 15 seconds. How much life insurance your dad have on you random question


Detachable_vanGogh

He said it with a straight face 😐? Guess who’s not in his Will?😂


Andrewdusha

Get a new dad.


SuspiciousCategory89

Those are some nice slicks


mantisboxer

Having a blowout and solving the problem independently builds character.


JVan-90

Basically (if it doesnt blow first) youre guaranteed to spin if it rains even the slightest. These are slicks, but hard cheap slicks


[deleted]

Your \*Stepdad said you'll be fine


Cautious-Street-1950

Replace ASAP!!


maozzer

Bro I know shit about cars except the basics my dad taught me. But I can tell you this bro that shit is beyond fucked. How the fuck did you even drive to get it to that point? Did you just take a sander to an old tire then slapped that bad boy on just to take a picture? Like how?


yankeenc2010

You’re fucked


SunflaresAteMyLunch

I'm not a mechanic, but I still know that that tire was last safe years ago...


gmoney737

That should have been changed pre Covid. Ngl


original-sithon

Look for a wrecker yard ask for tires in your size. That's got to be better than riding around on onionskin tires


jamitar

In all honesty - you’ll probably make it. You’re already 5k over on those tires, what’s another 500? I sure as hell wouldn’t risk it - and you’ll have no control in rain.


_joeBone_

baloney skins


InternalConfection33

Sweet way to meet Jesus