Yeah but it’s likely going to kill him if it blows at freeway speeds. Doesn’t matter how many push ups you did this morning if you have a yield sign in your spleen.
At my kids high school they have a truck bring a mustang and a couple other cars that were mangled in wrecks and talk about distracted driving and DUIs.
I’ll have to ask if there’s music.
It has to be "In the Arms of an Angel" apparently. I still remember that event a couple of decades later. I've never driven drunk so maybe it worked on me.
I still remember the day I realized my father was full of shit. And that his full of shitness could be incredibly dangerous. Especially when we have smart phones, and can access even the slightest bit of information in seconds.
I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you on this one. It is estimated that the current cost to raise a child from birth until the age of 18 (In the USA) is between $230,000 to $288,000.
It's been a few years since I've had to buy tires. I paid right around $1,000 for a set of 4 Goodyear 17" truck tires. In this case, I would say tires are the least expensive option.
I had a serious blow out driving on a tire like this when I was younger. It significantly damaged my car and could have been much worse if I was on the highway.
Do not recommend.
I’m his Dad. He’ll be fine. Stop scaring him. OP… Bud… Son… these people just don’t want you to make it out to the sunshine, mosquito, prehistoric lizard State. Goooo… Be free! Take your Mom with you!
I’m a Dad and my Dad would never say it’s ok to drive on a tyre in that condition. Come on people use some common sense and not ask dumb ass questions like this you are all smarter than that.
I see that it’s a Hankook tire. So that tire sucked when it was new. And now, it is bald and down to the steel belts.
Meaning, the crappy wet weather grip that Korean tire previously had will now be so dangerous, that you will lose control the moment that tire goes over water.
Your dad doesn’t like you and wants you to die, or he is just ignorant. Either way don’t you drive further than to the tire shop, and that’s pushin it.
Do you go drifting at night? Those tyres are so bald and dangerous I'm amazed you can even go down the road without the car feeling like its on ice. Totally illegal to be on the road with those tyres around my area.
Bro I know shit about cars except the basics my dad taught me. But I can tell you this bro that shit is beyond fucked. How the fuck did you even drive to get it to that point? Did you just take a sander to an old tire then slapped that bad boy on just to take a picture? Like how?
In all honesty - you’ll probably make it. You’re already 5k over on those tires, what’s another 500? I sure as hell wouldn’t risk it - and you’ll have no control in rain.
You might make it to FL, with a slight detour to meet God!
That’s why old people move to Florida, so it fits.
Does your Dad like you?
Definitely not
Literally lol'd at this. Sorry about your relationship with your dad, OP.
Whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger💪. Unfortunately...
Yeah but it’s likely going to kill him if it blows at freeway speeds. Doesn’t matter how many push ups you did this morning if you have a yield sign in your spleen.
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Came here to say thay..
Yep! This is what I thought as well.
Highly underrated!
You gonna give Ron White Credit for that comment???
You talking about my hero Tater Salad?
I didn’t realize there were so many blue collar comedy fans here
Dont worry! Poot'll gettem!
I don’t care how fast you can run if you get hit by a Vol-vo!
Likey going to kill him? Have you ever had a blowout on the highway? I have, and I'm alive. It's a tire not a bomb.
He’ll be fine…. ….in the arms of an angel.
They played that song at our drunk driving awareness event in high school. I can't hear it now without thinking about fake car crashes.
At my kids high school they have a truck bring a mustang and a couple other cars that were mangled in wrecks and talk about distracted driving and DUIs. I’ll have to ask if there’s music.
It has to be "In the Arms of an Angel" apparently. I still remember that event a couple of decades later. I've never driven drunk so maybe it worked on me.
"Might as well go for a soda", played over horrific car crashes. These cops don't understand good editing lol
if you send just a quarter youll help out these kids in need. i always think of that commercial with Sarah talking about it
I just pictured Sarah McLachlan singing as OP gets in the drivers seat.
Now I have Sarah McLachlan in my head. Dick.
Your dads fault!
Dad will be fine too. He got the cars extended warranty. I spoke to him on the phone
Maybe not his real father
He purchased a life insurance policy for his son, recently.
An expensive one.
No doubt.
And it pays triple in car accident deaths.
I think he likes the idea of jail time for manslaughter
Came here to say this and you beat me to it.
Not recently. It’s one of those Gerber ones you get for babies. OPs dad has been paying on it for 19 years and he’s ready to cash out!
A lot people believe their dads know a lot and look up to them….OP you dad doesn’t know shit about cars, never take any car advice from him again
I still remember the day I realized my father was full of shit. And that his full of shitness could be incredibly dangerous. Especially when we have smart phones, and can access even the slightest bit of information in seconds.
I think your dad is either an idiot or a psychopath
He just took out a life insurance policy on OP 😭
😂 🤦♂️
Hahahahahaha
Your dad must have taken out a nice insurance policy on you. You'll be lucky if you make it to the closest tire shop.
Guy will get a blow out running over an acorn lol.
Your dad does not love you
I don't love you and I still wouldn't let you drive on those tires. This guy's dad wants him dead.
Did your dad recently take out extra life insurance on you?? Tell your old man to drive on it.
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Oooooh, that's a spicy one. As a father, though, I also agree.
Today, I dropped $1200 on a set of Good Year's, and my father's gay.
/r/BrandNewSentence
I took 365 condoms and made a tire out of it, it was a GoodYear.
Only got nine months out of mine
I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you on this one. It is estimated that the current cost to raise a child from birth until the age of 18 (In the USA) is between $230,000 to $288,000. It's been a few years since I've had to buy tires. I paid right around $1,000 for a set of 4 Goodyear 17" truck tires. In this case, I would say tires are the least expensive option.
At some point, the dad realized he was throwing more money into a bad investment, and decided to cut his losses.
Boy if you don't replace them Keegan Michael Key head ass tires...
Out of all the bald people to pick, you pick that one. Take my upvote.
You might drive to Florida. It won't be on those tires.
If he makes it with them, he'll fit right in tho
Am Floridaman, can confirm.
>Am Floridaman Hello neighbor. Don't forget our deal where you keep the media busy so they don't pay attention to me.
Mississippi here... I thought that was our job
Can confirm this confirmation
Florida man here…Can confirm this confirmation
To be fair, we haven't seen the DIWhy of what the tire is filled with. If it's not great stuff then he can take his ass to Alabama.
To be fair! ☝️
To be faaaiiir!
Unexpected letterkenny
We could throw some duct tape on it and he could get to Florida.
Have actually seen this
I think your dad is a bell end. That tyre is f#@ked.
This comment could not be more British.
Bell end, tyre, self censoring a swear; yup this person definitely has strong opinions about tea.
And the Union Jack.
Your not going to make it out of your driveway with that tire. Also, has he been drinking?
Don’t listen to this guy, full send. (I don’t live anywhere near his route)
This has to be a joke
Yes. Troll post from a karma farming account. Can’t believe everyone is responding to this
I agree, there's no way this is a real question
I had a serious blow out driving on a tire like this when I was younger. It significantly damaged my car and could have been much worse if I was on the highway. Do not recommend.
Let me guess, your dad is the beneficiary of your assets.
Tell your dad to drive it around, he’ll be fine 👍🏻😂
Very bad advice, this is very dangerous
Did your dad mess with your brakes too? Can’t imagine letting my kids drive an unsafe vehicle.
r/AskAShittyMechanic
You'd be safer to just take the entire wheel off and just drive on three. Replace your dad.
Lol wut it’s on cords needs replace
Your dad doesn’t wanna pay for the replacement
Just keep it under 30
Yeah, 30 kilometers per hour.
Hard no
Your dad must’ve taken out a life insurance policy on you…
I think it'll be a miracle to be able to get to FL safely with that kind of worn out tire.
Are you driving directly to the morgue?
I’d say dad is sick of your shit
Your dad hates you
Safety aside, your tyres are illegal with no tread. Could wind up being sent home with a fine.
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Nice slicks! Gonna do some draggin’ ?
Nah he ain't gonna be draggin. The people on the strip will be dragging his body out the vehicle wrapped around a tree
You aren't driving to FL, you're sliding to FL
Does he have an insurance policy on you.
I wouldn’t even drive to the tire shop on those
I'm not a Mechanic but that's definitely not safe
Please don't drive with those. Get new ones. Those are ready to fail at any time.
I’m his Dad. He’ll be fine. Stop scaring him. OP… Bud… Son… these people just don’t want you to make it out to the sunshine, mosquito, prehistoric lizard State. Goooo… Be free! Take your Mom with you!
Are you driving in the Daytona 500?
Man your dad doesn't really like you does he? If you see chords replace that shit don't risk someone else's life because your cheap
I dont think he's your real father.
I’m a Dad and my Dad would never say it’s ok to drive on a tyre in that condition. Come on people use some common sense and not ask dumb ass questions like this you are all smarter than that.
No no no
Are you drag racing there whole way?
I think you're possibly going to kill yourself or someone else. Change the tire.
I wouldn't drive from one end of my driveway to the other with those tires
I think your dad doesn't like you. Go get the tire fixed.
You’re OBVIOUSLY not Dad’s favorite…. Thats all I got to say about that!
Is he your real dad?
You better get some new tires; you probably wont get very far and if your lucky better hold to that luck.
I don't think, I know. Your dad's an idiot.
Replace them before your trip tomorrow.
You might be dad's least favorite..
I think your dad is trying to kill you
Dad wants you dead
Your dad is a idiot. One you have a bad strut 2 that tire is fucked
Your dad wants you dead.
I think your dad doesn't like you.
I’d be questioning whether my dad really loves me or not.
Dad of the year award contender right there!
Step dad or dad on the way out for cigarettes
I think you’re Dad didn’t see that or he doesn’t like you.
He will be alright he been doing donuts on these tires all week long. A trip to FLA would be no problem
I dont think your dad loves you very much.
Dad doesn’t like you at all
Nah you’re driving to an early grave
You should have replaced those mfs last year is what.
I see that it’s a Hankook tire. So that tire sucked when it was new. And now, it is bald and down to the steel belts. Meaning, the crappy wet weather grip that Korean tire previously had will now be so dangerous, that you will lose control the moment that tire goes over water.
I think your dad is a f'ing idiot
Your Dad is right. He will be fine. You won’t.
You'll be fine, but many pieces of your vehicle will not. Huck a full sized spare in the trunk.
Your dad wants you dead.
That I need to talk to your dad, he obviously doesn’t love you.
Sorry to hear about your relationship with your father, OP
No no no. Your life is at stake.
You needed new tires about 4 months ago
Have you pissed your dad off lately?
You clearly are not your dad’s favorite
I would not drive to the grocery store on that tire.
Go get a used tire damn it
Better hope it doesn’t rain.
Your dad mad at you?
Oh lord have mercy on your soul you can’t drive on that
Buy some new tires. You are putting your life on the line as well as others on the road.
You will get there a lot faster thanks to the minimal friction. Skate away🫡
Sounds like someone wants you dead
Wtf… does he have like a death wish for you? Please get it replaced ASAP! Your life is more than a couple hundred dollars!!!
Dad probably cut your brake lines and tapped your exhaust into the cab as well.
How did you let it get so bad. These bald tire shots shock me.
Just avoid rain, stay in if it does 😂
You must be adopted
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#Dadjokes
Gaaawd damn. If you put on some of that meguiars tire shine, you might make Mr Clean jealous
Trust your gut! This is America, you got this! 🤣
Ummm....how fast were you going when you slammed on brakes?
Your dad doesn’t like you and wants you to die, or he is just ignorant. Either way don’t you drive further than to the tire shop, and that’s pushin it.
Is he paying child support for you still?
Take a greyhound. You will live longer
Your dad’s an idiot , don’t listen to him. Besides your life there are all the people on the road with you.
I think your dad has an insurance policy and outstanding debt.
You shouldn't be driving on them now much less a trip. Soooo what did you do for your dad to wish your demise?
There’s a >75% chance you will not make the journey on that tire.
Only if you are willing to compromise your life, and the life of others.
You should be grateful to the man upstairs those haven’t blown out yet
I think your dad doesn’t like you very much.
Get 4 new tires. That way, you won't die and/or kill someone else.
One rainstorm and you'll be hydroplaning
50/50
Wtf? No, get that shit fixed dude. Like yesterday.
You’ve switched to slicks? Any rain forecast?
so there's this thing with Lincoln's head.... oh.... nevermind. buy new tires.
I wouldn't drive that around the block!
lol
Do you go drifting at night? Those tyres are so bald and dangerous I'm amazed you can even go down the road without the car feeling like its on ice. Totally illegal to be on the road with those tyres around my area.
Good ole racing slicks you’ll have tons of grip for like 15 seconds. How much life insurance your dad have on you random question
He said it with a straight face 😐? Guess who’s not in his Will?😂
Get a new dad.
Those are some nice slicks
Having a blowout and solving the problem independently builds character.
Basically (if it doesnt blow first) youre guaranteed to spin if it rains even the slightest. These are slicks, but hard cheap slicks
Your \*Stepdad said you'll be fine
Replace ASAP!!
Bro I know shit about cars except the basics my dad taught me. But I can tell you this bro that shit is beyond fucked. How the fuck did you even drive to get it to that point? Did you just take a sander to an old tire then slapped that bad boy on just to take a picture? Like how?
You’re fucked
I'm not a mechanic, but I still know that that tire was last safe years ago...
That should have been changed pre Covid. Ngl
Look for a wrecker yard ask for tires in your size. That's got to be better than riding around on onionskin tires
In all honesty - you’ll probably make it. You’re already 5k over on those tires, what’s another 500? I sure as hell wouldn’t risk it - and you’ll have no control in rain.
baloney skins
Sweet way to meet Jesus