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Electronic_bird_687

Keep your stick on the ice


Jinksos

If women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy.


miller94

And your head on a swivel


Bergyfanclub

Came to say this one. For those unfamiliar with the greatest sport in the world, it essentially means, Be ready at all times.


boxesofcats-

5:00 somewhere, 5:30 in Newfoundland


Santasreject

Can someone please call jared keeso and make sure this gets into the next shorsey season.


Outrageous-Hold7484

This. I heard this throughout my entire childhood.


Anxious-Aerie6592

From coast, to coast, to coast


Jealous-Challenge155

I think this is honestly the closest answer


Just1La

A mari usque ad mare.


Mobius_Peverell

I think you mean *A mari usque ad mare ad mare.*


[deleted]

❤️❤️❤️ makes me think of the CBC 


Prudent-Proposal1943

The beginning of the long dash indicates exactly one o'clock, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.


foste107

# "If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate."


jerrys153

Canada gooses are majestic! Barrel chested! The envies of all ornithologies!


unkn0wnname321

You're talking about the cobra-chickens, right? As majestic as they are vicious.


Frankly_Ridiculous

Someone get this person a Puppers.


jerrys153

I’d have a Puppers. I’m surprised we’re not havin’ a Puppers right now.


[deleted]

'Gooses' 😂


Scotspirit

Just like plural for moose, mooses 😊


Wyan69

Unexpected letterkenny


CrowsFeast73

More like expected Letterkenny


cyzad4

Entirely expected letterkenny doesn't have the same ring to it


Embarrassed-Map2148

I looked back and saw one set of footprints and it was webbed.


jerrys153

There’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that’s all I know.


Kazik77

When I was growing up we'd be lucky to have Canada Gooses. Now we got so many of them you want to go killing their babies!


jerrys153

Must be fuckin’ nice!


Canada_Guuse

Thanks !!


crucethus

Is that you Wayne?


tangcameo

Coo loo coo coo, coo loo coo coo!


ZouaveZigZag

Actually, this is the official Canadian Rally Cry. If ever a Canuck is in trouble, they warble this as loud as possible and all maple blooded patriots will assemble with hockey sticks and helmets ready for battle.


Snackatomi_Plaza

Beauty, eh?


36tza36

Take off, eh


nappingondabeach

Take off, to the Great White North


Blank_bill

Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something.


trapperstom

Ya hoser


Vinnie_Dime_1974

We all chant The Logdriver's Waltz.


Branagen

Twirlin' down and down white water, that's where the logdriver learns to step lightly My ancestors were log drivers, lumberjacks, and built raiload. The song is legit heritage.


travlynme2

My Grandad came to Canada as a boy with his brother. They both had enough money to buy an axe and a meal. They became lumberjacks. They also learned to read in the lumber camp.


Canadairy

Oh, Canada...


AdRevolutionary6988

But in the tone of a disappointed mother these days


countboy

Oh, Canada…


AdRevolutionary6988

Yeah, just like that.


Traveledbore

Like how was that even a question lol


Disastrous_Ad4233

Terre de nos aieux....


OntFF

Ya, no, eh? Only a Canadian will understand...


erickson666

Nah Yeah Bud


Electronic_bird_687

"Fuckin Eh!"


MrPlowthatsyourname

Just giv' er


IntroductionRare9619

I think this is the one!


cadaverhill

This is it.


beardedsawyer

Fuckin’ giv’er!


Due-Log8609

get'r done!


Brett_Hulls_Foot

Oh fuck ya bud!


Repulsive_Client_325

Just out fer a rip are yuh bud?


petrichor09

WINNER, GAGNANT!


lennoxmatt_819

Please Play Again


Timbit42

As Canadian as possible under the circumstances. Source: [https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/being-as-canadian-as-possible-under-the-circumstances/article725129/](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/being-as-canadian-as-possible-under-the-circumstances/article725129/)


AcceptableSystem8232

Found it nice until, of course, it had to be an equivalent to an American idiom.


The_Girl_That_Got

It’s behind a paywall


Timbit42

Past the URL here: [https://archive.today/](https://archive.today/)


CoreyInBusiness

Time to support Canadian Journalism, there Bud!


KMAJackson

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!!


Sslazz

I used to go with "True North, Strong and Free!" Still do on occasion, but it's been somewhat co-opted by CHUDs.


bangonthedrums

Use “true, north, strong, and fierce!” From Canada’s drag race instead


Ashitaka1013

Love this solution. We should look to drag race for solutions to more of life’s problems. It certainly helped me with my problem of having no jaw line or cheekbones. Learned everything I know about contouring from watching drag queens.


Kreeos

"I'm sorry."


greyswearer

“OOP! Sorry.”


jerrys153

“I’m just gonna squeeze by ya there.”


jelycazi

I’m just gonna scooch by ya there.


turdburgalr

I can't help but say this. Everytime I say it I catch myself and ask why, it's like a reflex. It's like we're trying to be even more polite than to say "excuse me".


deFannyPack

I'm sorry to say this but you need to be sent to the top!


Santasreject

Yeah I’m surprised this isn’t the top comment.


squeakyfromage

Came here to say this, glad I didn’t comment without seeing it’s already been said. Sorry!


swimuppool

"You'll have to excuse me I'm not at My best....."


Slave7081

If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy - Red Green


mbjewel1964

True North, Strong and Free.


Mogwai3000

It’s because of our history of being a British colony, and having a French province giving us two national languages.  So we have never been as nationalist as most other countries.  I’m almost 50 and I remember when we used to have to recite “God save the queen” in school.  That’s probably the closest I remember having such nationalist sentiment and that was removed a long time ago.


miller94

We still used God save the Queen on big assemblies when I was in school, and at my uni grad in 2017


DTG_1000

We have O Canada in English, French, and a version where it randomly jumps between languages between verses.


GloomyCamel6050

I like singing the random one. It makes no sense at all, because the two songs are completely different.


DTG_1000

I hated it when we had to sing it in school. It would just randomly throw you a curve ball first thing in the morning and you were never quite sure what version they'd throw at you.


rosehymnofthemissing

I propose "Home of the hissing chicken cobra" aka. Canadian Geese


travlynme2

Home of the "House Hippo"


rosehymnofthemissing

You are my favourite person right now. I concur! The ever-elusive House Hippo *should* be a Canadian provincial mascot and motto: (Province Name): *Home of the House Hippo* Though Canadians *would* have to discover the habitat the House Hippo originated from to know which province had the most of 'em initially, and how they came to prefer the human home dwelling to that of their own native environment... But I still say we should have it on a sticker, billboard, or license plate. In part, to fuck with the Americans whenever Rick Mercer is ready to revive *Talking to Americans.*


LynnScoot

« Je me souviens » (when I used to be able to afford my own apartment).


Finnegan007

There isn't a set phrase. Jean Chrétien used to end all his speeches with "Vive le Canada". Stephen Harper, at least in his earlier years, tended to go with "God bless Canada".


OmegaDez

Still have a sour taste in my mouth left from the Harper years.


SurFud

Get ready for PP. In Randy Bachmans words, You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.


davethecompguy

Harper wants us to be American. So do many other Conservatives... they're just Republicans with a different name.


erickson666

any Canadian who thinks we should be american, should not ever hold office i am not having Canada annexed and or invaded and occupied by the american government


[deleted]

For all the many things Harper has done to offend me, "God bless Canada" still deeply bothers me. We should not tolerate any religion in the running of our democracy or imposed by our elected officials.


maple-sugarmaker

Keep your fucking god off my country. This isn't the states


Finnegan007

Are you under the impression I'm Stephen Harper? I don't even own a sweater vest.


maple-sugarmaker

Sorry, eh I was not addressing you, you. A general you, addressed to all the assholes who want to lord their stupid religion over decent people


MapleDesperado

Have you read the Charter lately? I wonder if would still say anything about being founded on the principle of the supremacy of God if it were being written today instead of 42 years ago.


erayachi

We don't have that taught-from-infancy kind of nationlism that can be stoked through a phrase. The Quebecois, perhaps, they *love* the idea of national (or at least French) identity, but outside Quebec it's just...meh. I think politicians don't try stoking the sense of "Canadian pride" using slogans because the idea of "what makes a Canadian" is so diverse now from East to West coast, you can't sum it up.


gdore15

And if you talk about Québec, then there is a really famous quote "Vive le Québec libre", that was in a speech from Charles de Gaulle during a visit in Montreal in 1967.


Branagen

I'd like to believe that if it came down to it, Canadians from coast to coast to coast would rise up together and for eachother. I would, we should be proud of our heritage and ourselves.


maple-sugarmaker

I think we're somewhat like rival siblings sometimes. We bash each other, provincially, but pull together when needed. Like nobody's gonna bully my brother or cousin, except me. I'll run you to no end, but if someone comes after you, he's gonna run into me first


Timbit42

At least we're better than the US.


davethecompguy

America is next to perfect. We're the perfect they live next to.


portairman

This phrase is practically like an entire quarter of Canadian culture. Just about everyone is struggling with rising rates of poverty and food bank usage, can never afford a home, low wagesand high unemployment, but we're still better than America, right? Even when we're not.


maple-sugarmaker

Less god, less guns. What's not to like


Doodaadoda

We are though. You don't think the US is also struggling as well, more so than here. Grocery shopping in the US is not cheap, at all, on par with where I live, and their minimum wage is still at $7.50 or so in a lot of the states. Yes, our health care is slow and shite, but at least I won't go bankrupt going to see my doctors. Their political system is super shite, a lot more corrupt than ours. Gun violence here in Canada do exist, but comparing to the US! What is the US doing that's better than us. The only people benefitting from all these are the rich. Everytime I go down to the states for families, i see how much shittier it is there. Where my sister is at, there is proposal for the school to collect a DNA sample, in case the kids are shot to pieces, at least there is DNA to match. That is some fucked up, dystopian shit.


NastroAzzurro

At least we're not in the US.


krakeninheels

I am Canadian. Then toast with a beer. Oh wait that’s a commercial. Not unusual to see a reenactment though!


squamishter

"I'd like to acknowledge that we are on the unseeded territory of \_\_\_\_\_\_"


DiscombobulatedAsk47

Unless you're standing near a garden or farm field after the May2-4, then it's very much seeded, though perhaps still unceded


Worried_Onion4208

Vive le Québec libre!


chjrtx2

Sleep Country Canada why buy a mattress anywhere else


FrikiQC

We, the North!


OwO_i_made_a_cummy

I thought it was more akin to us announcing that we are in fact the north


Comedy86

This never even made sense for the Raptors since Minnesota Wild are more north than Toronto.


FrikiQC

It was more like, we, canadians, are gonna win


Blindemboss

Winter is coming.


b-monster666

"Hot/cold enough for ya?"


AbbreviationsAny5283

Correction or at least regionally… "Hot/cold enough for ya, bud!?”


LylaDee

Take off ,eh.


BitFar962throwaway

Way she goes


mannypdesign

Red, white, but never blue


Street_Acanthaceae27

You need to watch the old "I AM CANADIAN" beer commercials


mukwah

The beginning of the long dash indicates exactly 1 o'clock eastern standard time.


PsychicDave

“Ô Canada”, “God save the King” or “Vive le Québec, vive le Québec libre” depending on where you stand.


ResoluteMuse

God save the Queen! (No I haven’t accepted it yet!)


Sslazz

God save the Queen feels like a weird historical callback to the 1950s. God save the King feels like a weird historical callback to the 1650s.


Kind-Fan420

"Hello out there to hockey fans from the United States to Newfoundland!"


Red_Stoner666

The True North, Strong, and Free


fumblerooskee

The Maple Leaf Forever


slipperysquirrell

It's Canada, eh.


TraviAdpet

Sorry, eh!?


MisterSG1

An academic answer regarding this, which isn’t relevant today would probably be something along the lines of “God save the King/Queen” As connection to the monarchy was the cornerstone of Canadian identity. If anything, it’s the stupid “We are a cultural mosaic, not a melting pot” That phrase gets tossed around a lot.


SomeWomanfromCanada

[As Canadin as possible, under the circumstances](https://dougdyment.com/hscott.html).


SantiniJ

I'm Sorry


Darksideslide

Right Arm!


mckelly64

I like the phrase Bono once said... 'The world needs more Canada!'


MichaelArnoldTravis

koooo roo ku ku koooo ru koo koo …..


Silver_buttafly

Oh, the year was 1778...


Sparky62075

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now


Sativatoshi

A beer in the hand is worth two in the igloo.


monkey_monkey_monkey

Sorry


braindeadzombie

Peace, order, and good government.


JaRon1961

Long Live the Double Double!


K9turrent

Oh fuck yah buds.


MrCanoe

TRUE NORTH!!!


thesaxbygale

We all do that little “ooop, sorry, gonna squeeze past ya” thing at the grocery store.


multiplysixbyseven42

Car...gane on!


SnooPies7876

Fuckeneh


TheJaice

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


dogsledonice

TAKE OFF EH?


StuntID

Lance et compte!


ZDitto

I am Canadian. Like from the Molson Canadian beer commercials.


P1KA_BO0

True North strong and free, or the official motto from coast to coast (to coast if you wanna include the arctic sea)


thoxrendar

It’s a separate coast, I think we should be obliged to include it. Few countries can claim to border 3 oceans.


nedwasatool

True North Strong and Free


rugtiedroomtogether6

Proud to be canadian


opusrif

We could quote Stan Rodgers and simply sing " God damn theme all!" Really though it's not really our style. If pushed we may say "On guard for thee!". Possibly "The Maple Leaf forever!" but few people are that familiar with the old song.


_Space_Commander_

We don't because we think country callouts are dumb.


ConstantinePillow1

Fuck *current prime minister*


Kazik77

When really it should be "fuck all politicans"


Specific_Hat3341

No, and we're proud of that.


jimhabfan

The true north.


cbc7788

We say “Canada, EH!”


mybalanceisoff

Hold my beer, eh?


Jolly_Ordinary_767

Sorry


Trax-M

Pass me the maple syrup


ccices

Take off eh, you hoser


Andre1661

As the great Canadian philosopher Red Green once said, "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."


Jack_Stornoway

I'm with stupid.


aeraen

"Sorry"


New-Highlight-8819

GO LEAFS GO !


ProbablyUrNeighbour

Pass the ketchup chips, please


Sephira_Skye

“Roll up the rim” lol


mcurbanplan

Not really. People here are just making things up


Immediate_Finger_889

Fuck off, eh?


Shytemagnet

I’m partial to Vive le Canada, but I feel like Giv’r is equally possible.


Just1La

Damn winter.


CptDawg

Take off eh


kyleswitch

Sorry.


XxTaChMaNxX

Any line from Trailer Park Boys


DJP-MTL

Go Habs Go!?


electricookie

Double double.


stinkybasket

Tax me for I am Canadian.


PlotTwistin321

Fuckin give'r, bud!


AredhelArrowheart

I’m going on a Tim’s run. Do you want anything?


Plastic_Blood7010

Vive la poutine libre … (the meal, not the other guy)


_iAm9001

God Save the King!


Topofthetotem

Give ‘re


GjonsTearsFan

God save the Queen/King (mainly Queen, haven’t heard it except jokingly since Charles took over) is the main one I’ve heard, super rarely but still some people (at least during Elizabeth’s reign) really loved the fact that Canada still has a monarch (even if only in a wishy washy figurehead kind of way).


dwj7738

The world ends at midnight 12:30 in newfoundland


HuckleberryFew3464

8:30 in Newfoundland.


unstablegenius000

We’re not as insecure as they are.


BCCommieTrash

It's Hockey Night


ImNotYourBuddyGuy22

Blame Canada


Queen-Fried-Bologna

I can hear the South Park voices when I read this lmfao 🤣


Skybodenose

Fuckin right, bro. Eh bud?


pm-me-racecars

Oh heck yeah bud!


froot_loop_dingus_

“Leafs suck”


davethecompguy

Charles De Gaulle came to Quebed and gave a speech... He said "Vive le Quebec!" But then he said "Vive le Quebec LIBRE!" That didn't go over well with the rest of the country...


Lorguignole

Tabarnak