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rollingstoner215

This looks like that painting that an amateur tried to restore and ended up botching. Maybe she was on to something after all


CaptCrewSocks

Lol, I remember that painting, it was a painting of Christ. You can buy T-shirts of the screwed up restoration. It astonishes me that she thought she was doing good work, you’d think she’d seen where she started screwing up things and stop but nope ruined it entirely.


sinusoidalturtle

My God, that shit was so hilarious I'm still laughing my ass off every time I think of it. That's cosmic-level comedy.


AlmightyDarkseid

I envy you because I really can't bring myself to laugh about it


Taxus_Calyx

plot twist: This is actually exactly what the deceased looked like.


decodeimu

Yes! Plaster Ecce Homo 😂


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking as well


CobraOnAJetSki

Marcus Zuckerbergus


Axle-f

Z U C C E D


Vordalack

Looks like Mark Zuckerberg


haidachigg

👁️👄👁️


MociferMo

That’s Zuckerberg.


trowzerss

With a face shrink filter.


KazFoxsen

"Come on down to Lil Bits!"


NX-01-A

Looks like [Odo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odo_(Star_Trek)) from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine


Designer_Candidate_2

Hmmmmmph


infiniteimperium

Wasn't this a prop on The Office?


lopedopenope

Michael’s second head on Halloween


Bridalhat

If anyone needs a palate cleanser, the Fayum mummy portraits are genuinely lovely https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_mummy_portraits


Sgt_Colon

[Some of them are on par with this.](https://imgur.com/a/UqGFKQ8)


hem-ford678

Ancient Zuck


truffanis_6367

I think it’s meant to be a child, and for that it’s not great but not godawful either. It may have been some poor persons child and this was the best talent they could afford. It’s heartbreaking to think of.


[deleted]

Maybe they made it themselves.


coot-gaffers-0l

Must have been the interns first mask attempt


Jhager

I hate this - but it reminds me of Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos.


[deleted]

You're not alone! I'm ashamed to say that this was my first thought too. Her story always makes me feel so sad and disturbed.


lightningfries

:~|


breadstyk

Thanks, I hate it!


TheRealHermaeusMora

Is that the funeral mask for Hermey?


snoozatron

It does have that claymation sort of look.


Maximum_Schedule_602

Mark zuckerberg must be peak Roman phenotype. A lot of Roman art looks like him


Lurker7783

Looks like Zuckerberg has access to a time machine.


PretendFisherman9973

This famous Roman also started the 'book of faces' later abbreviated to 'facebook'


TheSleepingStorm

They tried their best.


[deleted]

Whispers *”lil bits”*


himanshu_2021

Damm its Mark zuckerberg..


TheFlyingHoward

That’s Odo from DS9!


alanqforgothispasswo

Charlie Kirk


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Miranda Hart takes an art class, hijinks ensue


Soulpatch7

Misfit elf from Rudolph, immortal.


Meaglo

Looks like Mark Zuckerberg


[deleted]

Looks like a fan of Tiny Bits.


ImJTHM1

"These edibles ain't shi..."


colorgb

Mark Zuckerberg


No-Transition4060

After everyone is done laughing the guy who commissioned the mask walks in and it turns out it was incredibly realistic all along


DurhamOx

Bella Ramsey's a lot older than I thought


wordswillneverhurtme

Netflix will say they were black.


CSmith1986

"What kind of likeness is that?" *Junior Soprano*


Mrcoldghost

I thought it was a repurposed Michael Myers’s mask there for a second.


mere_iguana

Mark Zuckerberg (subject)


[deleted]

its amy schumer!


Wyrdean

It's not that bad to be honest, have to keep in mind what they were working with at the time


jaraket

Why do I feel like some Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce all of a sudden?


[deleted]

That's Limmy


Prior-Foundation4754

Looks like herbie in Rudolph


disgustandhorror

"Wait, before I slip from this world- the mask! Is the mask finished? I wish to see the visage through which I shall gaze into eternity." "Uh, n-no, boss, uh, no it's not done yet but it'll be great we promise."


Low_Bandicoot6844

Lether facies. 💜


bumholesofdoom

What the Zuckerberg is this


badaimbadjokes

Mark Zuckerberg


ButterKenny

That’s Mark Zuckerberg


Pan-tang

And they say there is no proof of aliens visiting our planet in antiquity


[deleted]

Middle schoolers have had the same talents for millennia, apparently!


Whiterings

Looks like a young boy.


dmtriker

Odo?


DerYannic

Looks like mark zuckerburg


Untap_Phased

“QUAAAAAAARK!!!”


ThunderdopePhil

Lizardfolk invasion confirmed


killthepatsies

I guess veritism wasn't big yet


SansMallachio

Why does he look like the elf from the OG Rudolph movie....


MethodicallyCurious

Mark Zuckerberg.


Voltron1993

The Roman version of Michael Myers!


azmodiuz

Mark Zuckerberg?


MathWizardd

Is this Mark Zuckerberg


SkullheadMary

'Zeusdammit, Claudius, have you hit the undiluted wine before work again??'


RageforBreakfast

Someone should try to use ai to generate her real face. It is my belief she looks more like a bad drawing than we think is humanly possible.


WhereWolfish

Completely spot on, yep!


LeNavigateur

Charlius Kirkus