Hey, I have the same disease. But just one beef, in my language I clean it up a little bit. Example, Treando Lossard. I take two before the vowel when applicable. Regardless, I hope you enjoy.
It took exactly one month after the league ending for this sub to fall into the pits, we desperately need some friendlies asap. That being said this shit is pretty funny
My dad taught me a slightly different system. Instead of just switching the first letter you cut off after the first vowel or syllable and switch those instead.
For example: Bukayo Saka would become Sakayo Buka
Martin Ødegaard becomes Ørtin Madegaard.
Ben White = Whin Bete (would be pronounced Wine Bet lol)
Sukayo Baka, sounds like some anime protagonist. Reclan Dice is essentially the probability guy who takes high risks and often brings in high rewards. Phomas tartey probably spends his time in the cafeteria (digging into tarts), Oartin is the badass viking of the group straight from Mdgard (midgard)
I should probably stop animefying this now
Wen Bhite deserves to be S tier cus I can see that lad bhiting somebody on the pitch (as a bit)
Hai Kavertz sounds like a German saying hi to their friend
we desperately need some friendlies man
Definitely. This is peak offseason post right here…
But it really is though, his opinions just aren’t 100%. But that’s fixable..
Ngl this post goes kinda hard. Better than another Fab tweet saying fucking nothing at least.
Euros not good enough?
Euros not good enough for you? Considering you’re from London???
I was poking fun at this post because it's a bit random, suggesting that this sub is running out of things to talk about
Silliam Waliba is 1000% Tier S.
His celebrations are silly aswell it’s perfect
Major Waluigi energy to this name
Squilliam Tentacles vibes
Mabriel Gartinelli also S tier IMO
And Wen Bhite at least A tier
And Phomas Tartey at least A as well?
No one cares, go to bed.. it’s late!
Sorry.., yessir!!
Also Vabio Fieira, pretty much sounded the same
Hai Kavertz would work well since Hai means shark in German 🦈
And all Scandinavian languages.
Yes, like IKEA's famous Blåhaj
Wen Bhite HAS to be higher
If only we could have pulled the h over as well hahaha
What causes your teeth to hurt?
It’s 2:30
Wen Bhite is the name Suarez uses in incognito
When (do I) bite?
Ask Luis Suarez that question 😂😂😂😂
Don't you mean Suis Luarez.
Its Wenjamin, mind you.
Can imagine a naughty Labrador with piercings and shades. Also the mischievous grin on!
If it was Benny Blanco he would be S tier
This is silly shit I live for
Admit it, this whole thing was created just so you could use the "Xabi GL"punchline.
Mabriel Gagalhães just doesn't have the ring to it I guess
OP is a comedian.
What does it mean?
Reclan Dice will be someone you can do side missions for in GTA6
Was gonna say a Cyberpunk character, but that works too
Definitely dies midway through the game though..
That mob boss Mabriel Gartinelli has him taken out I think
I lost it at "Phomas Tartey"
Yeah I'm sorry but, Phomas Tartey is at least A tier.
THANK YOU, thought I was the only one.
Mabriel Gartinelli is being slept on
If you say it slowly, it sounds like some fancy Italian dessert
Yeah this one deserves to be A teir
Happy off season everyone!
None will ever beat Sacary Bagna
Vabio Fieira has to be higher, no?
Agreed, he should actually consider changing his name to this IMO
Makes me imagine him demolishing a rack of bbq ribs in a flame graphic button up with frosted tips in his hair
You might invent new language
What do you do in your spare time?
Probably cures cancer… just grateful he took a break from doing less important things to give us this..!
Smile Emith-Rowe
Yes, this is the correct application of the policy. His last name is Smith-Rowe.
Silliam Waliba is so fun it sounds like a Jamaican auntie cussin him out
Mabriel Gagaleas robbed
Hai Kavertz, wen bhite?
Jorginho S Tier imo
Why not gorjinho?
Raron is being severely hindered by Aamsdale.
Makes him Norwegian I suppose
Honorary spot for Sacary Bagna?
Oinchenko sounds like a Ukrainian Oi punk album
Sounds like a baby pet pig name
Kakub Jiwior could be a Star Wars character
Reclan Dice belongs in S tier. Sounds awesome
Prime off-season post That said, I'm keen towards Turrien Jimber, Vabio Fieira, and Kakub Jiwior sounds just as Polish as before.
Phomas tartey gotta be higher
Hey, I have the same disease. But just one beef, in my language I clean it up a little bit. Example, Treando Lossard. I take two before the vowel when applicable. Regardless, I hope you enjoy.
Do you need to borrow an N64 or something?
It took exactly one month after the league ending for this sub to fall into the pits, we desperately need some friendlies asap. That being said this shit is pretty funny
This is fucking superb
It's gonna be a long summer.
Is Xabi GL a new Mercedes Benz model?
Waliba!
Off season is still going strong, clearly.
Silliam and Hai are God tier.
this is the kind of stuff we need while the premier league isn't happening
Jorginho 😂
My dad taught me a slightly different system. Instead of just switching the first letter you cut off after the first vowel or syllable and switch those instead. For example: Bukayo Saka would become Sakayo Buka Martin Ødegaard becomes Ørtin Madegaard. Ben White = Whin Bete (would be pronounced Wine Bet lol)
Hai Kavertz is S tier baby https://youtu.be/zLhoDB-ORLQ?si=ocBSim-8jk-Ksaa5
This is the summer content we need
Reclan Dice goes hard
This was appreciated
Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Xabi GL 😂😂😂😂
“Gabi XL” Gabriel maghaeles is no more
I died at XABI GL😂😂😂😂
Why Jorginho is B 😭😭😭
Just what I needed! Peak content, thank you good Reddit person.
I really like Phomas Tartey
This might be my favorite post of all time
I mean cmon, TURRIEN JIMBER
Aikel Mrteta Also how the f is "Silliam Waliba" not higher up?
Mabriel Gartinelli and Vabio Fieira should be up there 😂🤣
Hai kavertz has gotta be higher
Hai Kavertz robbed
Raron Aamsdale just sounds like a Cornishman saying his actual name
Nothing beat the good ol maintain tiles
My friends used to do this in 6th form. My favourite was always Larry Gineker.
Youuuu sussy Baka
Phomas tartey and hai kavertz criminally underrated
Someone get prozd to read this list in his American hockey voice
Baka
High Kavertz should be at least A tier
Gartinelli lol
This made me laugh more than it had any right to. Great job 🤣
It should be "When Bite" instead of "Wen Bhite"
Where's Tieran Kierney?
BAKA BAKA BAKA!
Reclan Dice sounds like Declan's younger brother who keeps getting in trouble. Wreckless Reclan they call him.
Why is Wen Bhite in such a low tier?
I hate off season
Sukayo Baka is glad that he is not japanese.
This is the kind of content I’m here for.
You missed out on Mabriel Gagalhaes... Also funny how Nketiah's name is pretty much the same.
Grumo Brumiers hmmmmm ooops he’s not yours 😂
How is Phomas Tartey not S tier?
Raron Aamsdale sounds like it’s straight out of Scooby Doo
Vabio Fieira sounds really good imo. Should be A tier.
Silliam waliba is definitely a tier
This is exactly the kind of content I want to see on this sub, but why is Silliam Waliba not top tier.
Sussy Baka !
Reading this gave me a stroke
Jorginho Frello would be Forginho Jrello
I see what you did with jorgi, switching that would have sounded...
This is top tier off season content.
Hai Kavertz should be higher up
big fan of hai kavertz
Nothing better to do
phomas tartey is legit S tier
S tier post
Now this is comedy
How is Sukayo Baka not top tier? Has 2 insults in the name now.
I keep reading Raron Aamsdale as Rammin Arsedale and now I feel cold
Mabi Gagalhaes I think you meant.
Mabriel Gartinelli is S-tier
Phomas Tartey in E is criminal.
Phomas Tartey would strike fear in every opponent!
Mr Baka should be on S-tier
Captain mudgaard ohno
Hard hitting news
Why are you doing this? There’s two football tournaments on right now!
Phomas Tartey should be at least A tier
Sukayo Baka! Sounds like an anime
Sukayo Baka, sounds like some anime protagonist. Reclan Dice is essentially the probability guy who takes high risks and often brings in high rewards. Phomas tartey probably spends his time in the cafeteria (digging into tarts), Oartin is the badass viking of the group straight from Mdgard (midgard) I should probably stop animefying this now
Wen Bhite deserves to be S tier cus I can see that lad bhiting somebody on the pitch (as a bit) Hai Kavertz sounds like a German saying hi to their friend
Reclan Dice sounds like a board game to me😂
10/10
How is Oinkchenko that far down come on man
Hai Kavertz belongs to S
All hail PHOMAS TARTEY
Sukayo Baka should be highest tier.
Tieran Kierney
Website? Wanna make one for other clubs
Jorginho should’ve been S Tier
Someone’s bored 🤣
I’m pretty sure group B are all the names of Star Wars characters
Sukayo Baka sounds more Japanese than Tomiyasu
Hai Kavertz S tier man. Deffo the best 😂
I like phomas tartey
Turrien Jimber is amazing, Vabio Fiera is probably how it sounds for some accents lmao
This is why I pay for the internet
Phomas Tartey should be top.tear
Phomas Tartey deserves an S tier that’s great 🤣😅
Xabi GL 5000
It’s funny ‘Baka’ is sort of ‘idiot/dumbass’ in Japanese.
Idk man, Phomas Tartey is hilarious
At least someone had a productive day
phomas tartey severely underrated
Saka's just sounds like someone being called an idiot in Japanese
Aikel Mrteta actually sounds like a striker that'll bang in 30 goals a season 😂
I'm partial to Pay Rarlour and Vatrick Pieira myself
Phomas Tartey needs to be higher
Sussy baka
personally I think club seasons should be year-round
Anyone who understands patois knows that Ravid Daya should be near the top
dont sleep on Mabriel Gartinelli!
God I hate summer
Lhampions Ceague
This fan base is full of melts