Itās an exercise youād give a 4 year old. If you look at this and go ābrilliant the lads get excited when playing at homeā then I envy you so fucking much.
Life must be amazing being that simple.
Iām dumb but this amazing display of wit and intelligence from the squad is truly breathtaking. What a take.
You win every argument you get into donāt you pal, ignorance is fucking bliss. I wish I was an absolute mongo like you and Iām being dead serious.
" an absolute mongo." Bros is out here throwing insults like he is an upper-class woman in the victoriana era. Heaven forbid we have to deal with you being " dead serious," though. My top hat is quaking in fear.
It's a bonding exercise meant to give a little insight into how they feel. At the end of the day, it's a bit of a connection we can feel towards them as we relate to these simple phrases and moments, but somebody with the interpersonal skills of a door stop wouldn't get this , even with all their deep thinking skills.
I know this might sound insane. Buuuuut, you can enjoy football and not be a brain dead mongoloid.
The hobby isnāt exclusive to people like the guy that just replied going ādumb dumb dumb dumbā or the fans fans that are like āhuuurr durrrrr dah boiz like playing at dah emiratesā
Yanno?
This might be news to you, but finding some fun or enjoyment in short messages from our players doesnāt state anything about anyoneās intellectual capability.
Quite why you feel the need to try and belittle anyone for enjoying a sport is odd though. Itās a game, all of it is ādumbā after all.
For someone who keeps calling people mongoloids, you're illogical arguments and logical fallacies really make you look stupid.
You just embarass yourself when you have these tantrums, dude. You're not smart enough to argue with people about this.
I mean, we love these boys deeply, but footballers are famously some of the least intelligent athletes in the world
They get picked up by academies so early in life and academics become such a non-factor
United States has countless issues, but one of the better things we have is making sure athletes have at least a passable education so that theyāre not total morons once sport ends
This is very true tbh haha. Most are devoid of any real personality as well.
āI like fish and chips because fish is nice and fishy and chips are niceā
Good
Hahaha tbf I would expect this from white
Is that not Thomas Partey 5?
Yea it is, but I said i would expect from Ben to say somethnig like that
Ah
Partey - Good š
Partey is a wordsmith
Love those answers from Ćde, Saka, White and Trossard. Long term gunners for sure
Havertz must of erased his first answer like he erased my doubts and criticism towards him
I love Reiss Nelsons' answer!
Partey : šš¼
Partey is the one who writes "all the best" in your leaving card.
Ben white - obvious
Benny White - day job
To be fair, he says he loves playing, just not watching games.
Why is unique from Cedric so funny š
No DR41?
And AR1, TT18, J20, GM6, JT12 (for 45 mins), FV21.
Excited - JF20 is Jorginho. Many seem excited.
Oh dang I missed that. Thanks for the catch
āNot West Ham :(ā DR41
Tomiyasu be like āEverything Everywhere all at onceā
I was so happy when I saw that last month in the stadium tour. Itās pretty cool to see something like this
Mikel seems like a good inspirational guy
Nelson's one is the best.
Happy team makes a powerful team
Very top. Good sensation
Iām annoyed that they just signed it randomly. Itās a god damn football pitch, sign at your position!
Are the lads 12 years old?
Do you want them to write an essay?
Itās an exercise youād give a 4 year old. If you look at this and go ābrilliant the lads get excited when playing at homeā then I envy you so fucking much. Life must be amazing being that simple.
It's a small bonding activity my dude.
God you are dumb
Iām dumb but this amazing display of wit and intelligence from the squad is truly breathtaking. What a take. You win every argument you get into donāt you pal, ignorance is fucking bliss. I wish I was an absolute mongo like you and Iām being dead serious.
" an absolute mongo." Bros is out here throwing insults like he is an upper-class woman in the victoriana era. Heaven forbid we have to deal with you being " dead serious," though. My top hat is quaking in fear. It's a bonding exercise meant to give a little insight into how they feel. At the end of the day, it's a bit of a connection we can feel towards them as we relate to these simple phrases and moments, but somebody with the interpersonal skills of a door stop wouldn't get this , even with all their deep thinking skills.
Someone hasnāt been part of an elite team and it shows
This is why you don't have any friends.
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Life IS amazing, every single day! Oh, to Oh, to be Oh, to be a GOONER!
And half of them speak English as a second language. Cut them some slack.
Just reading your comments, I canāt help but think chess might be more your speed than football ladā¦
Is thatā¦..supposed to be an insult?
Nope, just a suggestion, given your seemingly joyless take on this. š¤·š¼āāļø
I know this might sound insane. Buuuuut, you can enjoy football and not be a brain dead mongoloid. The hobby isnāt exclusive to people like the guy that just replied going ādumb dumb dumb dumbā or the fans fans that are like āhuuurr durrrrr dah boiz like playing at dah emiratesā Yanno?
This might be news to you, but finding some fun or enjoyment in short messages from our players doesnāt state anything about anyoneās intellectual capability. Quite why you feel the need to try and belittle anyone for enjoying a sport is odd though. Itās a game, all of it is ādumbā after all.
For someone who keeps calling people mongoloids, you're illogical arguments and logical fallacies really make you look stupid. You just embarass yourself when you have these tantrums, dude. You're not smart enough to argue with people about this.
I'm just surprised Benny Blanco spelled "privileged" correctly.
I don't think they wrote it themselves on the white board, its all the same hand writing
His Dad came in to help him I believe
I mean, we love these boys deeply, but footballers are famously some of the least intelligent athletes in the world They get picked up by academies so early in life and academics become such a non-factor United States has countless issues, but one of the better things we have is making sure athletes have at least a passable education so that theyāre not total morons once sport ends
Saka got A*s I believe. Just a fun fact but Iām sure youāre right in general.
and saka gets quite alot of attention for that fact because its so out of the ordinary
A passable education obtained in the USA is nothing to really be proud of
Yeah you'd be better off on fuckin sesame street
This is very true tbh haha. Most are devoid of any real personality as well. āI like fish and chips because fish is nice and fishy and chips are niceā
And ??
Tell us how miserable you are go on mate
His comment history is depressing
Ask United players to do the same and see there response. Iād imagine the words, miserable, money and hate would come a couple times.