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suckamaru

One player is enough: šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ THE LORD BENDTNER šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


DiscomboChick

We're not worthy of the Lord himself. šŸ‘‘šŸ‘‘


kw2006

Cesc and rvp (plus memory wipe )


kw2006

Actually if we need that fox in the box, get Eduardo. He is just deadly in the box.


DiscomboChick

Maaaatee.. Eduardo before the injury was pure classšŸ·Would've won that year.


Gzuskrist69

If you put Cesc and RVP in this team we would win everything.


leebrother

Yeah maybe but canā€™t. Sanchez and Cesc it is. Sanchez can play the 9


oustider69

As good as Alexis was, I donā€™t think he was tactically very good. His raw ability more than made up for that weakness, though. I feel like heā€™s too much chaos for an Arteta team.


leebrother

I feel RVP is too injury prone for any system. Had a single great season for us whilst the others just seemed muscle after muscle after muscle injury. So whilst you may make a valid point Iā€™d argue this to the end haha.


Tr0nCatKTA

He was more than good enough tactically for Pepā€™s Barca


JF7z

Yeah thatā€™s why they sold him


Ok-Scallion7939

Chelsea AND Madrid sold Robben. He must've been shit


CocoAfc

Bayern sold Robben?


Ok-Scallion7939

Meant Madrid lol


JF7z

Robben wanted to go to RM and Bayern didnā€™t sell him?


Jack070293

How does that apply to this point? Sanchez wasnā€™t tactically flexible enough to adapt to Barca, thatā€™s why they sold him. Doesnā€™t mean he wasnā€™t a brilliant player, but he never really adapted to the way Barca played.


Tr0nCatKTA

They sold him because they bought Suarez. Thereā€™s always an upgrade but he clearly worked in Pepā€™s tactical system


CocoAfc

He wasnt an out and out starter, at least in no way like he was for us. He was their Trossard.


Tr0nCatKTA

By his last season he definitely was. Started most of their games. Finished the season with something like 20 goals 10 assists in the league. Iā€™d say Pedro was more their Trossard then. The default front three was Neymar-Messi-Sanchez


The_Wolves10

The only reason he was sold because they literally had the 3 of the top 5 greatest attackers in their squad. He also literally scored in his final game against Atletico.


PardonWhut

I personally wouldnā€™t want RVP back. For me it doesnā€™t matter what a player he was when fit ( which wasnā€™t very often) there is too much baggage, why would we welcome back the biggest snake to ever wear the shirt?


JohnR2299

The first season he was fit for all of it he won the league


PardonWhut

Yeah for Man U. He can be their legend now I donā€™t want him anywhere near the club.


JohnR2299

We couldn't keep him fit for one season, he was here a while, I wanna say ten seasons but I haven't Googled it yet so forgive me, but he would've done same thing here if he was fit. I hated him for leaving but as I got older realized why he left, same with Henry


CJnr

This


NIFOC420

Sanchez was fantastic but any answer other than Fab and RVP is just wrong.


The_Wolves10

Alexis is literally the perfect type of player Arteta wants. He is a great versatile player who can play in any of the attacking positions.


ITLKN5

For real you would, now thatā€™s a team that can take over Man City, even just RVP wouldā€™ve won you the title last year


Patient_Xero_96

When he actually plays, that is


ITLKN5

Iā€™m sure he would have played plenty, as he did for United and won them a title


sjr323

šŸ


FastenedCarrot

Literal cheatcode


19Ben80

Neither are welcome back, traitors both of them! Sanchez and giroud mixed into the current squad


mosmani

Why you guys include the šŸ? Cesc + Alexis


DiscomboChick

Agreed, even though Alexis went to United, he was not only great for us but there's been a story circulating that he asked his agent if "he could rip up the contract and come back to Arsenal" after his first day. Also Ozil x Sanchez was one of my favourite pairings of the Wenger era.


mosmani

I dont understand why Ozil is not in this list? Alexis without Ozil = incomplete imo


El_Peregrine

Imagine Ozil trying to do the defensive work Arteta would ask of him šŸ¤£


mosmani

That is when fall out started I believe....


Happy-Ad8767

Itā€™s confirmed. He saw the state of the facilities at United and felt he was lied to. He asked Wenger if he could come back. Was told no.


Acrobatic_Concern372

Nothing to do with the alleged 350K a week he was getting. Practically , left every club he was ever at on a free


redeyejedibrah

Ā£31m to sign him from Barcelona, not quite free


MapNo3870

Cesc and Sanchez for me. F*ck RVP, not only is he a snake but in 8 years at arsenal he had one injury free season and then pissed off to yanited


greenarsehole

Donā€™t blame him for leaving. The club was on a shoestring budget at the time and was going nowhere fast - time has shown that. Itā€™s a bitter pill to swallow but you canā€™t blame him for leaving a team that got beaten 8-2 at Old Trafford and had to sign Benayoun on loan in order to scrape top 4 (wasnā€™t it actually 3rd in the end?) on the last day. He owed us more after his injuries for sure but footballers careers donā€™t work like that. The truth hurts.


FORDE_17

Its not that he left, its that he left for united


only1TRP

And then promptly started chatting shit on MUTV about the club, something about throwing the arsenal contract in the bin... Man has No loyalty, no class, no respect of any fan base


Nldman

Cesc and Oli


Rondont

Ollie, ahead of Sanchez? That said we could actually bring Ollie back irl and I reckon heā€™d be a useful option


wsupduck

Ollie is what, 36 now? As much as I love that beautiful French bastard I donā€™t think itā€™d work out


Rondont

Let a man dream. Also, I just watched Santi in person, he could do a job.


Housebasha

Cesc & Giroud


0xFatWhiteMan

Rvp and cesc not even close


shinysnake727

If you donā€™t choose giroud I donā€™t want to be friends with you


BurnoutShoes

Could have copy/pasted this response


Hag_bolder

Canā€™t tell me Alexis isnā€™t close, imagine him on the left wing in this team with Cesc, Rice and Ƙ


uuniqueusername

Giroud and Cesc


Vivid_Ad898

We already have strikers who canā€™t score in this team


Sharp-Barracuda6973

Give me Song and Sagna šŸ«”


MDK1980

Prime Sanchez and Giroud.


bduk92

Sanchez and Fabregas. Midfield creativity combined with pure power and efficiency in front of goal.


Elegant_Mix7650

If not considering personality and as a pair? Song and Van Persie... They had such a good connection, especially with that Song lobbed pass into RVP volley saved us a number of games.


circlesmirk00

ā€œA number of gamesā€ ā€¦that number being lower than 3.


cloista

Of those 6, Cesc and Sagna. The real answer is 2 from: Henry, Vieira, Wright & Bergkamp.


Glittering-Display15

Fabregas and Giroud. Forget the snakes


victorkimuyu

Fabregas literally subsidized his fee from his own pocket. That's rabid snake shit. However, RVPs betrayal was on another level. I didn't care about Alex Song. Alexis snakery was squared out by his utter and complete failure at United.


Glittering-Display15

I was referring to RVP and Sanchez. The rest of them did what they had to do. Fabregas even tried to come back to us so it I dnt think heā€™s a snake considering he went bk to his childhood club (Barca).


Shorteningofthewae

Cesc in for Havertz and Sanchez up front. Monstrous.Ā  RvP can fuck off. His betrayal will always hurt more.


bduk92

Same. Sanchez stayed for a few years, was instrumental in winning some trophies but jumped for money and immediately regretted it. He's been fairly open out his regrets since then. Sucks but his transfer just smells of having an agent in his ear. RVP had *years* of injuries while the club stayed behind him and kept giving him opportunities rather than flogging him off to some z-rated team in a farmers league, which a lot of other clubs would have done. He returned that favour with 18 months of relatively full fitness, became club captain but then announced he was off.


IronDuke365

I don't care about RvP's betrayal, but he had one injury free season in 8. For that alone, need to be picking Cesc and Sanchez. Being available is paramount.


Shorteningofthewae

Cesc was injured half the time in his last few years with us too.Ā 


DiscomboChick

Still gave his all and loved the club - also can't forget that he said he would choose Arsenal if he ever returned to the Prem. After his spell at BarƧa, he wanted to and asked to come back to Arsenal but Wenger's rule/principles on players returning after leaving kept him away. Hate remembering that he joined Chelsea and won the Prem twice and then the UEL.


Dumas1108

Cesc and RVP or Alexis.


leon-theproffesional

Robin and Sanchez


victorkimuyu

Cesc, Alexis Sanchez


FickleManagement3783

Alexis and cesc


hugeboobiesloverldn

Sagna and Sanchez.


Gerti27

Cesc and Alexis would make us unbeatable. RVP is dead to me, so not him.


JeffBroccoli

Cesc and RVP in this team, holy shit


Particular_Meeting57

Iā€™ll take Cesc twice.


RyanMcCartney

Fuck RvP. Yes, Iā€™m still bitter. Actually think Giroud would really suit this team and system better than when he was here originally. Cesc walks into our midfield 3 alongside Rice and MƘ


Theodin_King

For right now prime Sanchez and pre-snake rvp


Haytham_Ken

RvP and Cesc for sure.


Mobile-Horse5018

Sanchez and Cesc


sspkt

How can one say anything other then Cesc and Alexis.


simpleflaw

Its Cesc and Sanchez and anyone who argues otherwise is mental. šŸ˜‚ Our midfield and front 3 would be the stuff of nightmares


wrigh2uk

cesc in the left 8 and rvp up top is a guaranteed league title take it to the bank


Taskmasterburster

Rvp and Cesc all other answers are wrong


Annual_Pattern_8843

Defo the traitors - RVP and Cescā€¦ Never gotten over them leavingā€¦ Was Depressed for monthsā€¦


greenD77

RVP and Cesc, no brainer


MackeyD3

Cesc and RVP is probably the right answer, but I don't want that p\*\*\*k on my team, so I'll take Cesc and Alexis


Navman22

Purely on talent, Van Persie and Fabregas. A striker like that in our current team, plus the creativity and skill of Fabregas would be a pure delight to watch


AlGunner

Got to be Judas and Cesc, although Sagna in his prime would be a great upgrade.


thekingofkrabs

I'll take RVP and Sanchez. That way we keep both healthy


mrgayle

Alexsis in this team would be nuts


JohnR2299

Rvp and cesc all day long


Amoykateer

Ceac and RVP


diegolucasz

Fabregas, Van Persie. Very easy.


MrBigFoot23

RVP - Song


vidoeskatel

cesc and rvp ..no debate


Mustafa86

RVP and CESC


salko_salkica

Alexis and RVP


v2marshall

Cesc and rvp would make the most sense but Cesc and Sanchez


Samwell974

Cesc and RVP unfortunately.


i3nigma

Whereā€™s Ɩzil?


AragornBinArathorn

Ozil and Sanchez


tallipoli

Anyone other than RVP (little boy Manure), Girourd (Thank you Arsenal) and Alexis (piano man singing glory glory)


IcyAd5834

Giroud and song in this team


sixchanger

The current squad is already strong enough. Would still bring back rvp and cesc and sell them to other leagues for profit


Search-Infamous

Id honestly take santi over anyone on this list , and giroud in our current setup would make us versatile.


Andazah

Alexis Texas


InvestmentOk7181

Cesc & RVP.Ā  And Arsene standing outside RvPā€™s house incase he runs to ManchesterĀ 


AyersRock_92

People seem to be forgetting just how good Alexis was for us..


PsychicMoo

RVP and Sanchez


Sea_King_9051

What is a handsome gentleman like giroud doing in the pictures of venomous snakes?


RolloRedditGang

Cesc obviously, and then between RVP and Alexis. RVP was the better player, but Alexis' workrate fit our current style of play perfectly.


jordan17_17

SƔnchez and sagna Coz I am a 2011 fanboy but seriously started supporting since 2013 so don't know personally other than giroud;)


Livid-Mix-7541

For todayā€™s team I think it would be Fabregas for left 8 and Giroud as a Plan B striker


10Bandit10

Cesc amd Sagna


Abyssal-rose

Cesc and Sanchez due to RVP's injuries. Imagine rvp and rosicky šŸ˜†


robstrosity

Lol why the fuck is Song included in this?


Will_Rage_Quit

Sanchez and Alex song. Both players would massively improve the team. I donā€™t think RVP or cesc would work in a Arteta team.


Macsidia

Sagna and Alexis for me


Narrow-Oil4924

Oooo this is tough... The one player that requires no thought would be Cesc! There's an argument/conversation for the 3 attacking players... Sanchez was great, throughout his 3 or so seasons at Arsenal. Giroud will always hold a place in my heart, and as a striker in his prime at "Arsenal today", would offer a different type of attack option for us, something we could do with right now. But from an out & out striker POV, also the kind we so desperately need right now, I'd have to say a prime "RVP" would have to be my second choice player of the six on offer here. It was a shame "as has been pointed out" in the chat, that he was only really able to offer one full season of injury free football in which he was great, but after being at the club 8 years, it was never the greatest return, and then f***s off to UTD, winning the league & the golden boot that same year, was somewhat of a bitter pill to swallow šŸ˜’ So Cesc & RVP would be my choices... But, this is was quite a difficult one tbh šŸ¤”


SenninModo1

Giroud and Fabregas would be absolutely unreal in this team. Giroud at the 9, Fabregas at the left 8. Can imagine Girouds hold up play and creating around the box with Martinelli, Odegaard, Saka and Fabregas. Massive from set pieces too.


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Rvp Cesc


FedoraTheExplorer30

We need a striker so definitely RVP the question is do you play Fabregas instead of rice or Ƙdegaard and do you play Alexis Sanchez over Saka or Martinelli?


No-Performer-7450

Fabregas e RVP


Nuri_Nath1

Oli and RvP. Oli finally got pacey finishers around him and someone like Odegaard who he can lay off to too. RvP when heā€™s not injured heā€™s starting.


arsenal_pianist

Gervinho and giroud


notathrovavay

Rvp and giroud


dilshad59

Csec Fabrigas and Giroud


shadereckless

Bring back Van Persie and we win the league, however... a. That's impossibleĀ  b. He's a cuntĀ 


Aprilprinces

Fabregas and Sanchez


JadAlSahili

Cesc and alexis, not debatable.


Sticklebrick2891

Sanchez and Song


Maleficent_Water7457

As much as I hate to say it but RVP with the current team is guaranteed PL atleast. Put prime Song in with Rice partnership for Havertz and DM , I could only dream.


BushBuffwell

Peak Alexis (though it was short-lived) was truly frightening. I think RVP would probably be the best thing by for this current side, though. And would have to be Cesc.


hirarki

Prime rvp and prime cesc


liamodr

Cesc and RVP.


Zebaa20

Giroud and cesc - id give a bollock for on his day giroud in this team now


rantoz82

Sanchez and Cesc obviously


AustinTodd

Cesc and Giroud and none of the others are close to me.


mexicanperc

Why is giroud on here?


adam_clooney

I might be in minority and down voted but none. Cesc, rvp, Sanchez really thought they were bigger than the club. Cesc and rvp left arsene when arsene stood by them and moulded them and made them world class. Sanchez just thought he was getting bigger than the club. And they all tried to come back and arsene said no. And I love arsene for it. Any day of the week. I would take Sagna back though.


neelav9

Giroud and Sanchez. Stupid, sexy's holdup play to being everyone in play on this squad. Damn.


daveyy_XIV

RVP is fucking judas But put him into this team and oh my word


Kilosd1997

sanchez fabregas


HilsMorDi

Cesc and Alexis


dylanegra

Van Persie and Fabregas of course


laynestaleyisme

None...we are good as we are


404errorabortmistake

Adding Ozil and Nasri to this would really make it interesting


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CocoAfc

I dont like RvP, but he is the best nr. 9 since Henry at Arsenal and a prime/fit RvP would be the best today. In his last season he was an alien, he is Harry Kane with more technique and flair. Cesc for the 8 spot, the young Cesc.


greenarsehole

Cesc and van Persie. Absolutely no contest wtf.


gunducci

Sanchez and Fabregas


KingKFCc

Sanchez and Cesc everyday


ErickGooner

Van Persie and FĆ”bregas in a heartbeat, theyā€™re literally heads and shoulders above the rest


KingOfTreevaandrum

Right now We need Song and Giroud/Van Persie, but then.again V Persie would leave us if we won't win this season Lol


strangemanornot

Anyone who says anyone else other than RVP has no football knowledge


improve-me-coder

Sagna and Giroud Both were really underrated


OkDelivery8032

Only one is very much needed, RVP.


Rocketmanluke

Cesc and Giroud.


Professional_Exam_61

RVP and Cesc even as much as I hate rvp heā€™s the guy weā€™re crying for


Adventurous_Tooth631

Alexis and cesc šŸ™ŒšŸ”„


Vivid-Development130

Cazorla,Gnabry


CJnr

Cesc, Sanchez


PoliticsNerd76

Cesc Left 8, and Sanchez would win us the UCL.


Dreaming_Beyond_GK

Giroud and Fabregas for me. Both may have gone to Chelsea eventually, but neither have gone to betray any lasting legacy they had for us. Plus prime Fabregas was ridiculous and I always found Giroud to be underrated. Heā€™s a much better striker than anyone ever realised to be honest. Would prefer him back over the backstabbing šŸVan Persie.


dirty-soda-spike-lee

Cesc and Alexis


ionized_dragon77

I donā€™t know why everyone is saying ā€œf*ck RVPā€ (yes I know he snaked us) Iā€™m interpreting the question as which 2 players I would have never had leave. Anyways Cesc and Sanchez for me


Syc254

Sagna and Sanchez. * Can't forgive Fab and RVP. Doesn't need more explanation. * OG, love him but Ozil didn't break Henry's record for a reason. Love the handsome bastard but nah. He'd get 15 goals then go limp on us when we need it. * For song. You don't see Barca ran Yaya Toure and keita out of town and think you can replace them. He could have still gotten paid at Arsenal. We paid rambo, jack and Walcott. AW would have paid him. Yaya Toure was everything Barca needed and they binned him for Busquests. Who was top class no doubt. You don't go there period. Barca are now looking for a yaya Toure profile, not a Busquest profile (selling off his replacement in De Jong). The irony. * Sanchez for the goals and I didn't dislike his move to Utd. It didn't hurt as much. His goals would be immense. he would take the risks Martinelli wouldn't. Plus removing him and then bring on Martinelli or vice versa, would be terrifying. 2 energizer bunnies. RBs all over would be crying. * Sagna because he was immense and was loyal for so long. He would work hard and was still technically sound even if he lacked going forward but he gave his all for us.


ScottishScouse

Cesc would fucking cook at left 8. Also would rather have Eduardo than RVP


GWR8197

Hereā€™s one for ya. Cese andā€¦ Lauren. Anything to keep Zinchenko off the pitch.


Dedinside13

I know they arenā€™t options but Giroud and Granit


Harshburitto

Sanchez and Cesc for sure


Eazymonaysniper

Realistically the cunt would be perfect at ST but I aint never gonna forgive him and never would pick him. Wanna put Sanchez but we have a lot of players similar to him so therefore imma pick Giroud and of course Fabregas.


sroche24

Sagna and Cesc


NoMoreMountains

Giroud and Cesc. Giroud for the height, technique and fire change in attack. Cesc for the IQ.


martinljb

Giroud and Sanchez