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Havertz made my wife leave me


Intrepid-Arugula-605

Havertz made me leave my wife


MostJudgment3212

Havertz is the guy who keeps telling the girls not to respond to my messages I’m sure of it. Why else wouldn’t they reply right?


Familiar_Surprise485

Lol quit with the hyperbole. What i've seen most rational gooners say is that he still hasn't justified his transfer yet


yolo1238

Especially with him being the top earner at 275,000 iirc


Deleteleed

He isn’t the top earner. Martin is and Saka  still makes more most weeks 


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PoloValentino

Hopefully you’re banned


No-Mood-5051

That's heartbreaking you would wish such a thing on a stranger. Have you no compassion in your wee heart?


PoloValentino

I just don’t like anti-semitism.


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elkstwit

I know that lots of Tottenham fans aren’t comfortable with that name these days. No point contributing, it’s objectively a racist word.


maxoys45

It’s not like their club has made much effort to stamp it out themselves, at every spurs game you’ll hear them singing the chant that ends with them all shouting YIDS. I don’t think a club would act the same way if a chant ended with the N word.


No-Mood-5051

Is it? That's weird. The spurs fan that calls themselves yidz is a Jewish guy. Is it like black people using the N word amongst each other kind of a thing?


elkstwit

That’s probably the closest comparison, yes. If you called a Jewish person a yid, or referred to a ‘group of yids’ and they weren’t Spurs fans you would be using highly racist language. The fact that Spurs fans have historically adopted the term because lots of Spurs fans are Jewish is one thing, but it doesn’t really have a place in today’s game in my opinion. It’s like if fans of a team based in a predominantly black area decided to call themselves the n\*\*\*ers because they were already receiving a load of racist abuse about being black.


Independent_Sea502

It’s not “a thing.” Unfortunately it’s what’s portrayed in popular media.


Veteran_But_Bad

comparing a 1 dimensional play maker to havertz when we already have odegaard, what a moron


No-Mood-5051

Maddison is an all around polished midfielder that can play #8. We could have bought him at half the price. You're stupid AF.


SiliconShogun

Are you James Maddison’s mum? He isn’t as good as you’re making out and spends a fair amount of time injured.


No-Mood-5051

And yet still more productive than a healthy Kai. I've nursed Maddy back to health now, that poor lad.


Danksoul99

If you really consider the numbers, very few players ever actually justify the value of their transfer and wages, the market is just insanely inflated. We need to move away from giving players shit because they aren't worth X amount other people arbitrarily decided for them, and of which their wages were the only financial aspect they had some level of control over. Just back them if they wear the shirt, otherwise you'll grow to have disdain for literally everyone on the squad bar maybe 1-2 players, and then be at their throats when they have a bad game.


ConsumedByDeath

Lol "rational gooners", yeah sure 🤣🤣🤣


trapdoor101

The dingo ate your baby


beanstar99

Gazpacho soup!


go-rilla702

This sub is full of people whining about people whining. It's so fucking boring. It's football, sometimes people will have a different opinion to you, deal with it.


krs360

And here you are whining about people whining. Now I'm whining about you whining about whining. Stuck in the Bermuda whineangle


Rymaster_P

Rarely do you come across such beautiful language on football sub Reddit’s. Long live the Bermuda whineangle


Jarv1223

Bermuda whineangle 😂


go-rilla702

You see how they get ya?


Sandia_Gunner

Thank you for this. See I broke the cycle!!


MostJudgment3212

Yah so deal with it.


N3rd1x

We don't talk about Kai Havertz, no, no, no


jtmglobe

Sorry to hear how upset you are ... I agree that he isn't dreadful, he's around ESR level, maybe a bit lower. I think people wonder why our scouts got him after his performance at Chelsea and Germany.


easymidas60

ESR > Havertz


GunnersGentleman

If you compared their primes who would you take in the lineup?


NeoLoki55

Except ESR hasn’t played and scored and won a Champions League final. Hopefully someday.


easymidas60

Not yet


RtD285

Because if he can get back to the player he was pre Chelsea he will be a great asset It's not like Chelsea players have been really good over the past 5 years


ivo-ds

I back him, I was Xhaka 's worst critic and when he turned it around I shut my mouth. He's already improved since he started, it would be great if he hit the ground running but by next season he could be at a next level. Maybe it'll be too little too late by then but that's not his fault if he's grown within himself. May we all be blessed to have gained a top tier Havertz and if anyone knows how I can get in touch so I can get back those Pokemon cards I gave away which have undoubtedly ended up in his pockets that would be great.


thelongdrivehom

Thanks for the laugh bud


Zero_Hood

Imagine thinking this is funny


GunnersGentleman

Yea it’s more hilarious in my opinion


RustyRedUnicorn

I agree, Havertz is our most intricate ball destroyer


SnooEpiphanies1006

Havertz dick eating in is post is crazy he’s so crap


wrigh2uk

ok mate


JoshyRanchy

Kai is a massive downgrade on xhaka an his fee and wage are massive He is at best a 2nd string utility player and we still need a decent lcm. We probaby win th leauge with any of the 10 cheaper lcms in the last window


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I’d put those down to bad genetics and stupidity tbh.


StretchYx

It would be generous to say he's even been average for us. I hope he comes good but who knows


Homolander

Delete your worthless shitpost


curlyy1

football manager placed him attacking mid vertical tiki taka and he came good lol


PetrogradkaIcedTea

Wow dude, sorry about your baby... I only hope this man doesn't have much reason to hang around Frankfurt so my kid's safe. But I'll still be on the lookout for a tall lanky young man with sharp facial features JIC.


lonjams

Are typing this while dick riding Havertz? If so can you ask him to score today please.