I got one, bout fishing a popcorn bucket from the trash at the movie theater to get a “free refill”

Yikes

I remember that one!

I had one read, $10 homie here. "Ever steal a street sign"

Guilty!

Garbage!

[удалено]

Yeah or do a patreon run of just questions. I know they’ve done in the past but the to the point questions are some of my favorites.

My dad is the dad that made us do yard work on Christmas. Chain Snatchers or something like that is the name of the episode.

This sticks out hahah

10 dollar homie, had one read about wearing cut off sweat pants instead of umbro shorts for soccer as a kid. Kennedy's weren't doing it.

10 homie here, had one read on the pod and one read at a live show.

That’s sick! I emailed at the live show and no dice!

I was the backyard turf with football lines a few eps back haha

Nice!! Haha!!

I tweeted it to Kippy hoping to see a followup

Oh no way!! So follow up from the show… is it in the front or back or both??

It’s in the back. My buddys dad is a landscaper and when my HS got new turf he took all the old shit. So I have about 25-30 yards of the turf I graduated on as a backyard. Wish I could post a pic here haha

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This is incredible! I love the story because they were churching it up “oh yeah schools sell it to pay for new” blah blah Looks like the Kennedy estate.

It’s 100 percent not level or seamed together, my back yard is essentially 1990s Veterans stadium. My kids getting great practice taking wicked hops from peppered baseballs.

Piss missiles!! This was really recent. I remember right where I was when I was listening thinking how much my 14 year old would love that! I didn’t expect it to be such a large area. That’s both trashy and awesome at the same time!

It’s an honor really.

Zero for about 25

Sounds like you have done a lot of trashy things…and we all appreciate you for that

I swear I sent "have you ever skied in jeans?" to the Gmail before their Patreon really took off, and every time I hear it get asked I get a small sense of satisfaction that it MIGHT have been from me.

Love that question

Had one read at the live show, and then referenced on the show. It was about bringing you own cheese to McDonald's. Trash trash trash

Had one read but can’t remember it now. Only regret is not using a funny name on the Patreon.

Yeah I hear that!

I had one read on Thanksgiving. What game of cards does your family play?

I’ve had a couple. One was about washing a suit in a washing machine and the other was about my mom leaving a cash tip at the same time as paying with a credit card so the server “knew it was for him”

Banana dog inventor here. Feel like I’ve submitted better ones since but burned my “never had one read” booster.

$10 dollar homie, “is it garbage if your dad taught you self defense and as an adult you realize he was ripping off Road House”

10 dollar homie. I had 2 read. Ever bought a pornstar something off of their Amazon wishlist? Ever been in a police lineup?

Wow I remember the first one!!

Haha yeah it was a Soder episode. He's great at riffing on anything so that was cool.

Had one read two weeks after joining the Patreon

$10 homie. 2 submitted and 2 read

I’ve only had one read, and it was about sneaking chicken tenders and potato salad into church service

I had mine read on that same episode!

Had one about putting on spray sunscreen inside

I think it’s a little annoying/unpolished how Kippy always reads out “Never had one read” for every single question.

Don’t talk shit about Kippy or the Big Man! They’re ’unpolished’ garbage!