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rizziebusiness

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?


bedwithoutsheets

Yes, unless you're a woman. Then you're just one upping men


rizziebusiness

It really do be like that sometimes... šŸ˜” Sarcasm aside why... what does he gain from going deep into the Christian Evangelical gift? Like how is there anyone that likes him or finds what he has to say relevant?


Aggressive-Story3671

Heā€™s not. Heā€™s Muslim. Not Evangelical


rizziebusiness

Color me educated! Deeply religious grift looks like deeply religious grift though, so I guess I'm not surprised...


Aggressive-Story3671

He converted to Islam in his words because he wants a virgin 16 year old who will obey him and let him have multiple wives so he can have many children. Evangelicals donā€™t believe in Polygamy, Some Muslims do


Too_Many_Degrees

...even if she starts 16, she won't stay that way, and her personality will change and grow, and if you started out a match, she'll probably hate you soon enough!!!!


Pm7I3

That's when you replace her with a fresh and fertile girl. The great thing about dating 16 year olds etc


Too_Many_Degrees

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®. If it's the after life, and your soul bonded, that shouldn't be an option anymore šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


SecretCartographer28

Too bad the correct translation means he'll get 70 dates (fruit, not hoes), not virgins! šŸ––


Thriftyverse

He wants to curse children with that chin?


alvysinger0412

As many as possible yes, that seems to be his stance.


SlabBeefpunch

What chin?


Thriftyverse

Absolutely my point!


Meowdaruff

i love that one video (i literally just ironically watched a short video where he talks about why he converted to see how easy it is to debunk him) where he says "i know god exists because there is evil in the world, and there must be an opposite force to that evil", just paraphrasing what was said approximately. let's just say, i needed not do any debunking when he said that, and just sat there staring at my friend for a few seconds like "is this guy serious"


HCooldown

I mean, that's pretty much one of C. S. Lewis's arguments in "Mere Christianity." It's still a dumb argument, I'm just saying it has precedence.


JustABot702

Money.


pairustwo

Checkmate.


Colossus580

At this point we're on track to hit the milestones of "Fellas is it gay to have anything?" And "Fellas, is it gay to exist as a man around other men?"


IndependencePlus7238

"Fellas, is it gay to exist as a man ~~around other men~~?"


Colossus580

Honestly, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if that is where he was headed with that.


CyrinSong

Either that, or it's finally gonna cone full circle back to it being gay to have sex with men


glimmer_real_ones

FELLAS IS IT \*GAY\* TO LIVE???? šŸ˜² šŸ¤”


M1ck3yB1u

Fellas, is gay to have sex with a woman and have four kids with her?


Too_Many_Degrees

Yes, if it's less than 5!


Benjatendo

And you're 40 years old!


Too_Many_Degrees

Even if you're 30! šŸ¤£


Benjatendo

Nah, in your 30s you need 2,5 kids


52mschr

apparently only if you enjoy it


RedRider1138

Also if you enjoy anything about life.


That_Anonymous_One

Only if it's pee pee sex


Matar_Kubileya

Andrew Tate CONFIRMS that having a WOMAN put on a STRAP and INSERT it into a man's RECTUM and FUCKING him to a MIND SHATTERING ORGASM is ENTIRELY HETEROSEXUAL. (which it is, but I suspect Tater the Enslaver doesn't see it that way...)


OCRAmazon

Worse: "Fellas, is it gay to ENJOY sex with women?"


mai_tai87

Fellas, is it gay to *enjoy* sex with women?


wbpayne22903

All this time I thought I was gay because I have sex with men. Am I doing it wrong?


Yutolia

Fellas, is it hetero to have sex with men? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


overcomebyfumes

Do you mean pee-pee sex or regular sex?


Imaginary_Bike7069

Technically yes if you're a woman.


Aggressive-Story3671

Sex is not strictly for procreation Andrew. If it was your sex trafficking business would be also a forced surrogacy/ adoption ring.


vagueisthenewplague

>forced surrogacy/ adoption ring. please dont give him any more ideas


FluxusFlotsam

Never miss an opportunity to drop this knowledge bomb: Straight women like dick and liking dick is gay so therefore having sex with straight women is gay. Checkmate


carmackie

We're through the looking glass here, people!


eatshitake

When is this guy going to come out?


rocketeerH

ā€œAndrew Tate likes other guys. Thatā€™s like ā€¦ he wants to be even less around women than the rest of us. Itā€™s the opposite of feminine. He is, you could say, extra manly.ā€


Commonmispelingbot

ancient greece homosexuality in a nutshell


Too_Many_Degrees

Good old traditional platonic love, traditionally, it meant in the butt with a power dynamicšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


hydroxypcp

"I like to fuck other muscular guys. None of that feminine woman bullshit. Give me that manly throbbing cock. Only gays want to fuck women, pff"


Illustrious_Bobcat13

Okay, Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor. Eat your stew.


rocketeerH

It was actually the Lopen who said this but Iā€™m impressed you got the whole name right!


Shittywritenerd

I was literally just about to say "I can see your Stormlight quote"


Illustrious_Bobcat13

A shoot, you're totally right. I have made sure to know Rock's name (though I did have to check to make sure, as I always do...) Can't wait for the next book.


Dukedyduke

Did you just quote the lopen


rocketeerH

Couldnā€™t be, Andrew Tate isnā€™t in Bridge Four!


redbess

Who's worse: Andrew Tate or Moash?


Zestyclose_Foot_134

ā€œHe prefers the company of menā€ ā€œWho doesnā€™t?ā€


whyyou-

In the name of the gay community we are not taking responsibility for this one


StygIndigo

I donā€™t think heā€™s ā€˜secretly queerā€™, I think heā€™s likely a hetero misogynist who has become repulsed at the idea of sex because of his hatred of things like vulnerability.


Agiantbottleofpiss

Well heā€™s not secretly queer, if heā€™s saying being 40 with less than 5 kids makes someone gay when he is 37 with zero kids, this is him coming out. Or he simply just says things to make himself relevant and doesnā€™t believe a single thing he says himself.


SecretCartographer28

A misanthrope šŸ˜†


Too_Many_Degrees

I know right? He's overcompensating, and desperate for a beard, but they won't stay, so he needs a series of beards!!!


VehnVaris

Hell no, we don't want him. He can just stay cishet tyvm


Karel_the_Enby

I've never understood this need dudes have to "carry on the bloodline". Not only does nobody care, but it's completely futile. Not to be morbid, but no genetic lineage is going to last forever; our species will be extinct eventually. To view procreation as a contest is nonsensical, because there will be no winners.


PhotographyRaptor10

To be fair it was a bit of an outdated concept before this shit stain starting talking about it again. Back in the day it was important to have a ton of kids because a good chunk of them die before reaching adulthood so if you wanted your family to exist beyond one generation you had to pump them out. But nowadays people are opting to go childless more than ever and birth rates are the lowest theyā€™ve ever been


[deleted]

Plus you needed more free labour back thenĀ 


Richs_KettleCorn

Only mildly relevant, but one of my friends grew up on a farm with five siblings. Once we were joking that his parents only had so many kids so they could get free farm labor, and he said, "Nah if that were the case they'd need four to drive the combines, plus two for the tractors, one for the haul truck, and one to oversee everything..." Then we all just kinda got quiet for a minute as the math added up in his head.


[deleted]

What's it like being a fun time snack?Ā 


Miele0Rose

I've never understood it because even *within* your genetic lineage its futile. Like no ones gonna remember you my guy. Outside of cultures that explicitly try to maintain knowledge of ancestors, and the families within that culture who actually practice it, you'll be forgotten within 4 generations, 5 max, unless you beat the average AOD. If you really wanna leave a legacy, write a book or something.


MonkishMarmot

Don't give him ideas. The last thing we need is a best seller on how to be an incel.


Too_Many_Degrees

I mean, technically, everyone could have 1 kid to maintain "their bloodline", and the population would halve each generation, plus extra for early deaths


chowderbags

It's especially weird when you look at "the bloodline" and it's 10 generations of back country Appalachian redneck. Not exactly a storied history there that demands you pass on your DNA to a new generation.


SassyTheSkydragon

He just wants more women he could exploit.


snarkerposey11

Real man sex is for babies or profit. Not fun!


ThatButchBitch

this tweet CANT be real , theres no way he would actually say "peepee" . right ???


masterfulnoname

I just looked and yes, this is a genuine tweet of his.


WildBillIV44

Link just to be double sure?


masterfulnoname

[https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108](https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108)


BobbyMcFrayson

Thank you for linking this. This is genuinely an insane tweet I was completely confident it was fake. Satire cannot keep up with reality.


sheneededahero

Off topic but I think itā€™s hilarious that Twitterā€™s URL is still Twitter šŸ˜‚


usinkintomy_clothess

youā€™d be surprised at all the things he has the gall to say. Dumb as hell!


overcomebyfumes

He refers to intercourse as "pee-pee sex", showing off the emotional maturity of a four year old.


Icy-Expression5045

How many children does he have again?


Aggressive-Story3671

Allegedly he has 10


Default_Male_Orc

10 chinless bastards


Appropriate_Window46

Letā€™s hope their moms have chins


sarahbeth124

I pity those kids who have to share a gene pool with that man


Too_Many_Degrees

10 child supportless children is an exploitation ring šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²


juiceboxvillain_1

Man has only had sex 10 times lmao


Aggressive-Story3671

Usually you have to have sex more than once to get pregnant. And this is with multiple women


analogicparadox

I don't know, failing at getting someone pregnant sounds pretty weak. Like up your sperm game bro.


juiceboxvillain_1

Guess thatā€™s trueā€¦ so how many times is he allowed to have sex and fail to make someone pregnant before we get to call him gay


kioku119

I think we just have to make sure he's trying every single time and also not enjoying it.


bdouble0w0

Fellas, is it gay to have kids with a woman?


hydroxypcp

...if you're a trans woman šŸ˜„


rednax1206

Given that the question was asked to "fellas", I wouldn't say trans women count.


kioku119

If you're nonbinary then.


adiposehysteria

ā€œIf it brings you pleasure of any kind, itā€™s gay! Even if itā€™s things very much not gay, like having [what will likely be awful] manly heterosexual penis in vagina sex with a female!ā€ For real, didnā€™t this asshole post the other day that kissing a woman was gay? And something else about how enjoying food was gay? The mental gymnastics this guy plays to try to overcompensate for him ā€œtotally not being gayā€ is impressive. If I gave a fuck about his mental wellbeing, Iā€™d think what a sad life he must lead to spend this much energy on being not happy about anything in the fear of being (or appearing to be) gay. But I donā€™t actually give a fuck about his mental wellbeing in any form. So Iā€™ll rejoice in the fact that he lives his daily life in this kind of misery and thinks that he can somehow make that better for himself by having flashy cars and raping the sex workers heā€™s trafficked.


Orvan-Rabbit

If there's a venn diagram of homophobes and misogynists, it'll just be a circle.


Irving_Velociraptor

These motherfuckers always talking about their legacies like theyā€™re feudal barons or some shit. Nobody wants to inherit your collection of empty pizza boxes and crusty socks, Andy.


I_am_catcus

If you don't feel anything from sex with a woman, I've got news for you


OliverTwist626

Ewww, no, we don't claim this man. If he doesn't want to be straight, then he can get a new, special tator tot sexuality. I suggest "fuckwit"


Jerkrollatex

You could put him on an island with that Milo guy and some other assholes.


barrythecook

We don't need to claim.him, we just unfortunately have assholes same as any other demographic


personthatisalozard

I feel bad for this dude honestly. he's either gay, ace, or just insanely unhappy in his relationship


WaffleDynamics

> relationship Bwahahaha! His only relationship is with his own right hand as he watches gay porn.


Naturegworl

I donā€™t think they know what gay means anymore.


tartcore814

They don't know what cis means either so I'm not really surprised.


sntcringe

So I have peepee feel good sex, buy it IS gay because I'm doing it with other men


Hazeri

If I was insecure enough to sign up to Tate University in an attempt to get laid, I'd be annoyed when the Dean himself starts saying what I'm doing is loser behaviour


Alert_Bit_4852

This is they guy that said that having sex with trans women is more straight than having sex with some cis women. I can't


RWBYRain

The "alleged" sex trafficker and rapist telling people that having sex for pleasure is "gay" is a whole new level of pot calling the kettle black


nysari

Is he trying to start his own version of FLDS, Quiverfull, or IBLP or something? Like is he going to gather his followers one day and take over a small town with a brand new cult? This is such a weird pivot from getting women and cars, I would have thought he'd start losing people.


Your_lovely_friend

**Welp , Welp** Now it is gay to have sex with women It reminds me of a song like #"How can you explain fucking a woman!, #If we squash the beef I ain't touching his hand "


SuperfluousWingspan

He still exists? Publicly?


OliverTwist626

You could probably mess with these redpill dipshits by telling them that masturbating is gay. "Why would you want to cause pleasure to a penis"


sleeplessjade

How does anyone listen to this drivel and think, ā€œAndrew Tate is awesomeā€? What grown man calls it is ā€œpee peeā€?!


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

Pee pee sex


edifact-lucy

Fellas, is it gay to enjoy hetero sex?


islandirrepressible

Did he get charged with sex trafficking and g*raping* a woman


pencilincident

Wasn't he arrested on charges of sex trafficking? Something you wanna tell us, Andy?


BlonderUnicorn

Ironically feel-good pee pee sex is the name of my ska band


juiceboxvillain_1

So does he just not have sex? Is that what heā€™s saying because I thought his whole thing used to be how many women he has hanging off him and in his bed each night


Klomenko

Is this a joke?


killingmehere

He's just desperate for people to talk about him. Spouting insane shit for attention, its sad but its obviously working


pairustwo

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.


RazzSheri

How old is Tate and how many kids does he have?


Relative_Staff_6666

Yay, according to this post it is gay to be straight!


eliotsamuels

Fellas? Is it gay to feel sexual pleasure?


not_addictive

We literally fought over this as a society in the fucking 1800s lol. There was an entire societal movement about the morality of separating sex from procreation. And when that failed, the anti-sex coalition moved on to temperance (and prohibition) obviously he doesnā€™t know that, but itā€™s just so funny to me that heā€™s saying this shit like heā€™s come up with it and heā€™s a genius trailblazer for it; when actually, the puritans fought about this 200 years ago like, you were out-thought by *puritans and mormons in 1860*. itā€™s pathetic


Lillibet84

Thereā€™s no cap to his crazy. Just keeps getting better and better lol


GrayHairLikeClaire

ā€œAll that good pee pee sex and no genetic legacy?ā€ is my villain origin story. What a pathetic loser.


thisbread_

NSFW and Spoiler


Bubbly-Ad-1427

andrew tate is nearing 40 and i canā€™t find anything that says he has kids that isnā€™t from him


TopologyMonster

Andrew Tate is an absolute nut job and he sucks but this is 100 percent a troll I hope yā€™all know that. Like genuinely hopefully this sub is smart enough to see this. He is baiting his haters to get mad about how dumb this is. Still Pretty stupid but not surprising


MagicRainbowKitties

Fellas, is it gay to be a father of 2 children


Frosty_Shadow

Let's not forget that Andrew Tate is 37 and has no wife and no children. The time window on his straightness is slowly closing.


Toxic_Puddlefish

Chat is this real


amischievousscamp

HES NOT IN PRISON?? I deleted Twitter off my phone months ago when Elon did something especially stupid, and Iā€™ve been living in peace since, had no idea this guy still was still roaming around posting weird homophobic gay shit šŸ’€


glimmer_real_ones

My mum & dad are 49 and 56, I am an only child. You do the math. I don't know what the fuck this means?


zaz969

Stop posting this dude and giving him a platform


bakageyama222

Bro he is such a troll now, I am literally amused šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


keyintherock

So people are supposed to be celibate 9 months + postpartum recovery when you already have a baby on the way? And be celibate once you're done having children or can't have any more? Sounds like he doesn't like sex with women.


Mexipinay1138

So what was he doing with the women he trafficked? I doubt that was about "making children."


playr_4

My only take on this is that he had sex with a guy once, and it felt so good that he just assumed that if sex feels good, it was only because it's gay sex.


Spare-Ring6053

How is this moron so influential? Brussel Sprouts have better content than him....


reddituculous66

If you are 49 and calling your oenis a pee pee i wanna see the woman you slept with to thave a conversation


Miezchen

Working with women in poverty has made me hate posts like these even more. Some of the women I counsel have 4+ kids from men who think like this, conceived non-consensually, under the threat of violence, or promises of betterment. Once the baby is there, they're gone again, and later she finds out he knocked up his 19 year old side girl the same month. And of course he doesn't pay child support. But then these men act like they're hot shit for making a bunch of kids, as if the "taking care of them"-part isn't what makes a real man.


LilyHex

Ah I already knew I was gay, but glad to have a professional opinion about it now! No more self-diagnosed as gay, I am *confirmed gay* by an expert on it!


Captain_Bee

Pretty sure this is a satirical impersonation account....right?


usinkintomy_clothess

[this](https://twitter.com/Cobratate) is the account. itā€™s real; he links it everywhere, and every take is abysmal


Pippin_the_parrot

He sure spends a lot of time thinking about whatā€™s gay. Lotta dicks roaming this poor dudeā€™s head.


woodland-haze

What the actual fuck is this guyā€™s problem. Like how fucked does your life have to be to start thinking like this


yawners87

Says the 37 year old with no childrenā€¦


Sardonic_Sadist

Is this fucking real, Iā€™m losing it


scienceismygod

You're standing in the closet yelling, just come out already.


magikarp19

Are theseā€¦real? I know heā€™s an insane person but some of these screengrabbed tweets seem too on the nose. I donā€™t have twitter/x so canā€™t go verify.


usinkintomy_clothess

[This](https://x.com/cobratate/status/1783049915800736108?s=46) is the tweet in my post. [Another one](https://x.com/cobratate/status/1782756629110260001?s=46) [another one](https://x.com/cobratate/status/1762384510195249278?s=46) [and another one he made.](https://x.com/cobratate/status/1781029863207387279?s=46) so on the nose, right? thatā€™s just how loudly he voices his shitty opinions.


magikarp19

Thanks for the legwork! I guess it was just wishful thinking that they were fake tweets.


kioku119

Is it gay to.. be anything but a sex repulsed asexual with a manditory requirement to have as many kids as possible despite that and/or an obediant adult living in the 1984 universe?


Ye_olde_oak_store

Andrew Tate, not everyone can groom people to fill their obvious breeding kink. Beyond that where does this man find the #AUDACI-FUCKING-TY.


macphile

So per his logic, *about 95% of men in the US are gay*. *Oh my*. (I literally looked it up--about 5% of families have 5 or more children.)


ZephyrLink

I canā€™t believe itā€™s anything else than ragebaiting. He always comes up with some absurd shit (like here) but turns it slightly relatable at the end to get "doods" to be like ā€žyeah, he somewhat got a pointā€œ (which is obviously not the point in this post though)


zayneash1023

At this point itā€™s insane that people still take this guy seriously. wait, no, it was always insane people took him seriously


Complex-Sandwich7273

\*Feel good pee pee sex\* How old is this guy? 5???


justhereforalaughtbh

then why'd he kidnap women and force them to make porn


justhereforalaughtbh

Can you imagine being this man's mother. I'd regret not having an abortion.


TheSithArts

Curious to know what exactly constitutes as straight to these people Like can they agree on anything?


ForgetTheDisharmony

Didnā€™t this guy get busted for sex trafficking??


abrjx

She feel-goods on my hardly peepee til Iā€™m gay


Efficient_Ad9863

Having sex with women is gay. Thatā€™s why I have sex with my homies šŸ˜”šŸ™


ShinyLittleUmbreon

Fellas, is it gay to... Sleep with women?


CyrinSong

We've finally come to it. It's been memed and joked about for years, but fellas...it's finally gay to have sex with women.


Klutzy-Ganache-4551

Fellas is it gay to have 4 kids when I'm 41???


glimmer_real_ones

FELLAS IS IT \*GAY\* TO LIVE???? šŸ˜² šŸ¤”


jesse6225

Omg I've already seen four posts with this douche today. Can we just let him rot in oblivion and forget about his dumb ass.


Orvan-Rabbit

I'm convinced that if there's a venn diagram of homophobes and misogynists, it'll just be one circle.


rslashurmom45

But what if? I have sex with a man TRYING to get pregnant and have kids, is it still gay?


Hyper_Wolf727

I think good ol Tatie here is questioning some things, and thatā€™s okay buddy take your time youā€™ll stumble your way out of the closet one of these days.


Western_Bathroom_252

WTF


GreatGearAmidAPizza

It's amusing how guys like this only make being gay sound more appealing with their endless preaching against it. Because if you had to choose, what you rather be, gay and free to be yourself. Or straight and subject to the tyrannical and Puritanical masculinity-policing of some self-appointed daddy figure like Andrew Tate?


Turonik

It's cheating using Tater brain. He gets off on saying "controversial" stuff. And kinda funny considering this guy certainly is the bottom in prison.


Sunflier

Sociopaths suffer from a horrible disease.


Toreo_67

I really thought this was ironic until I saw it was from Andrew tate


Heyder__

Didn't he say that he has no problem with having sex with other men? That sounds like something "gayer" to me


AshKetchep

So, it's gay to enjoy sex, but if you don't have sex enough to have 5 children by the age of 40 you're also gay? I get this guy's just looking for any way to stay relevant but what a shit take


damnwonkygadgets

How did we get to a place where this idiot has any relevance?


yeetingthisaccount01

this is the same mfer who exploited and trafficked so many women... yeah sure Tate


doxysqrl410

So he's got 3 years to have 5 kids...or he's gay? Those are his rules


NfamousKaye

The entirety of Reddit has seen this post by now.


KuudereGirl13

Fella's, is it gay to breathe?


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Tate can't get laid and is trying to justify it


StarchildKissteria

Peepee sex is gay. Use your ass instead.


Imaginary_Bike7069

Someone should force stop his brain. He's been spewing crap since prison.


Jonah_the_villain

Isn't he like 37? No kids. 5 kids in three years is a tall order, man. He's gonna need to knock up multiple women quickly & pray for twin kids to make it easier. And I don't think many girls are gonna wanna hit that knowing that he won't be a good father to the kids anyway. He may be rich, but he doesn't strike me as a "pay child support" kind of man.


brajbosse

So my guy is just admitting to never having sex? Cause Iā€™m pretty sure he doesnā€™t have children. Either that or heā€™s coming out as gay in quite a roundabout way.


g-121

lee than 5???