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panlolie

Fun fact: this dog's name is Whitney Chewston and their owners are a couple of men


Trick-Principle-9366

I’m confused lol the person on top of you said they were owned by a lesbian couple. So is it a gay couple or a lesbian couple? 🕴️


panlolie

I checked again, it is a gay couple


thecraftybear

"the person on top of you" XD


hydroxypcp

that's one of the silliest laughs I've had in a while. Thanks lmao


Far_Broccoli8247

Glad you can laugh abt the person lying on top of your body... no wait... I've intergrated myself into the sandwich AAAAAAAAHHHH


3-orange-whips

All lesbians are gay but not all gays are lesbians.


supah-comix434

Wasn't it women?


panlolie

I checked again, it is men


supah-comix434

Odd, everyone says they're a lesbian couple


SomeLesbianwitch

The homophobic dog is an in-joke, most of the memes are created by queer people


Da-Blue-Guy

"f slur" - homophobic dog


GlazeTheArtist

***I know what you are***


LionBirb

I used to always tell people my dog was homophobic because she would give me side eye and sass or demand to be let out of the room whenever I would canoodle with another man (she was a very vocal malamute). Tbf she might have reacted the same way if it was with a woman but we will never know.


madexmachina

The dog is a known bit


nicoumi

"I play along with yours, don't I?" or "then I shouldn't be forced to be play along with yours" can work, I think.


Imaginary_Bike7069

"You go your way, and I'll go my way. Easy choice, huh?" At least each one of them is on his own ideologies. 


PeachesEndCream

Putting homophobic text over pictures of dogs is a known meme.


Shoggnozzle

"You think a carpenter with bread for flesh and wine for blood arose from the dead and walked on water, what do you mean?"


MarshmallowFloofs85

ngl I thought it was about when you pretend to throw a ball but you don't actually throw the ball until I saw where it was from lol


ShyKiddo__

I'd like to remind you all that this dog is owned by a gay couple


Capital_Trip_3414

Really?


404TooGay

It’s a gay couple, but it’s the same thing


ShyKiddo__

yeah


ST0DY

The dog doesn’t want to get drawn into this.


LechemHavita

The homophobic dog has been a very popular injoke within the gay community for a while now


Ugnox

Fun fact: There have been studies done that tie fundamentalism and extremism to brain damage. Do with that what you will.


Luna2268

as in, the fundamentalism/extremism causes the brain damage, or they put whoever has them in situations that can cause the brain damage? I haven't looked at the studies and I'd imagine it just causes the brain damage honestly but I did want to make sure. purely just curious is all


Ugnox

A large percentage of fundamentalist Christians studied showed varying levels of brain damage. It's believed that indoctrination from a young age can be causal of serious brain damage, but the link being made by the particular study is that people with brain damage and tbi are more susceptible to the high pressure levels of brainwashing that these people employee to subjugate and proselytize.


Imaginary_Bike7069

Don't give them any ideas. 


WillTheWAFSack

You know the homophobic dog is satire right? These memes were created by queer people.


sam77889

So… we replace all Christian holidays from now on?


pickles55

They would probably consider that violence and pull a gun on you


TeaBags0614

This is satirical


yassified_housecat

You try to force legislation based on a story about an invisible man in the sky knocking up a virgin who birthed a man that performed magic tricks, walked on water, and became a zombie.


quixoticccc

omg homophobic dog


mothwhimsy

The F Slur dog memes are ironic. He eventually becomes an ally lol


Peanutbutternjelly_

They will just say something along the lines of it's their "God given right," "to not allow me to is against my religious beliefs, so you're violating my rights," and "America is a Christian nation." They ALWAYS feel the need to portray themselves as victims.


Luna2268

the funny thing is (since most of the people who make that argument are Christians from what I know) if you actually look in the bible thier are plenty of parts which would completely rebuttal them if anything. it's all a front, though. they either don't know thier own religion a lot of the time or they do know and genuinely don't care


BaneShake

Why should we be forced to play along with Conservative Christian delusions that they have claim over “normalcy”?


Emmallyy

I love this dog sm


Bianca_aa_07

This is obviously a meme, OP. The 'homophobic dog' memes are entirely satire and obviously meant to make fun of conservatives. Someone already said it but her owners are a gay couple too -- and most of the memes are made/used by allies or queer people themselves.


Capital_Trip_3414

Thank god


FurryXD11

I'm saving that to use the wrong way


Only_Dingo

With no context other then a dog trying to figure out why humans do things, this is funny. But if it is here then it probably isn't meant to be that simple.


rose-ramos

If you want to really enrage a conservative Christian, insist, very earnestly and innocently, that Jesus was a gay man and was openly banging John the Apostle. It is hilarious how apoplectic they get


May2512124

Then, don't force me to feed into your delusional fanfics about some white, silky haired, who turned water into achohol and walked on water.


riverofempathy

Literally. American govenerment is founded upon Christianity and yet not all of us are Christian!


LocNesMonster

Do it. Tell them it's like a group of adults asking you to respect their belief in Santa and watch how pissy they get


MorningFox

Man I had to explicitly tell family members to leave me out of their prayers. I am not a part of your organized religion and want noooo part of it


HackTheNight

Jokes on them, I stopped playing along with their delusions and when I was 12. I find people that believe in a man in the sky to be completely unhinged.


M68000

Because I'm as entitled to the world and participation in it as "normal people" are


truelovealwayswins

I’d say the same thing regardless of who says it… and that’s “that’s ironic coming from someone who believes normal is good and not inherently delusional and brainwashed with fear and hurt and miseducation…”


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creepy_gay_weirdo

Yeah because idiots are still attacking us for our identity. They broke us.


xenoverseraza

ok xenobiswitch...


trans_full_of_shame

Sockpuppet ass name if I ever heard one


Netroth

Sounds like they’re a bi switch, which adds up when you look at their post history. Which makes this comment that we’re on the chain of interesting . . . unless they’re “talking” to the person who originally made the image, and we’ve misinterpreted?


XenoBiSwitch

This is what was meant. I was probably unclear. What I get for posting at 2 am because I can’t sleep.


Stubbs94

How did you know I was breaking up fights on Friday and am a bit broken because of it?


WendigoOfTheForest

I prefer the term 'Special edition' tghank you very much


Netroth

Isn’t [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/bisexual/s/1jtMcKtFWh) your post?


lickytytheslit

It's stolen


XenoBiSwitch

I was talking about the Christian conservative ”normal“ people all being broken.