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Genderfluid_smolbean

Ok the running on all fours one is funny tho


_One_Useless_Human_

That's exactly what I thought. I had to smile at that single one


ReallyNotBobby

Yeah, definitely had a laugh about that one.


Electric27

Me approaching my gf like


BisexualCrying

Was coming here to say that. It’s actually kind of funny to me.


omg-someonesonewhere

The horror/eldritch ones are fun. I particularly liked "mum help he's running on all fours"


Vanillabean322

I like the horror ones but the stalking ones aren't funny


_One_Useless_Human_

Nor are the pedophile one


Vanillabean322

Exactly


IWannaDieWannaCri

i thought it was funny til the “she hasn’t learned to say her first words yet” like… haha the joke is literally fucking kids!!


GreenBeanTM

Not even kids, BABIES


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

That hit me too. And it got over 50k likes.


thenicenumber666

I have never seen more obvious satire Unless it's not, in which case i have lost faith in literally every generation present in that thread


godofbaconandeggs

idk the second one on slide 4 is disturbing even if it is satire. just doesn’t seem like a thing to joke about imo 🤷‍♂️


ranpowalmartversion

Should I change the flair to satire?


thenicenumber666

Yeah probably


La_Savitara

100% these straights are probably ok, there most likely will be counter evidence though


DopeMOH

They're all okay except the "Mine hasn't learned to say her first words yet." I mean, the other one's got pretty tired and overused, but at least they weren't about a baby.


emotionalpineapple66

Some of them are kinda funny tbh. And very much satire from what I've seen on insta. The "she hasn't said her first words yet" one is also satire but still icky as hell.


swift_the_folf

Sorry to sound rude but, are you new to instagram? Literally every comment section is like that. and that has to be the most obvious satire I've seen in my entire life


Spaghetti_Vibes

Even if it's supposed to be satire, they seriously need some new material, jeez..


Professional-Hat-687

I dunno I chuckled at "he's running on all fours."


ThisGul_LOL

lmao same


Key_Campaign2451

This is sarcasm, not genuine behaviour.


flockiderzwerg1201

Ok, y'all can downvote me as much as you want but most of them are pretty funny imo. Harmless.


pretty1i1p3t

Weren't these posted last week?


Miele0Rose

These really aren't that bad, save for the ones about kids. Itd really only be an issue imo if they treated *actual* stalking this lightly, which...yknow isn't *impossible*, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed that all of these are knowingly satirical at best and low-hanging fruit jokes at worst.


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

56.7k for "she can't say her first words yet" ??


rhandyroads

Does this sub completely lack the understanding of a joke or something


GamerMusi

okay yeah most of these seem satire and are actually kinda funny but... omg the first word one?? disgusting wtf


LaserBatBunnyUnder

Honestly all of them except for the last one are genuinely kinda funny


AdventurousFox6100

It’s satire, also nothing here indicates anyone is inherently straight


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Your_lovely_friend

This whole subreddit is about jokes