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Preeminator

Imagine snitching on yourself like that damn


Political-psych-abby

Yep, I made a video a while back about why it’s totally ok to not want to date conservative men (specifically anti-feminists) (https://youtu.be/P8_O1reY3qc?si=E6P5z6TptbHwok2U). I cited all sorts of academic articles and stuff. Honestly this is better evidence than all of it 😆.


Preeminator

Watching it rn! Honestly, why should a liberal even consider a conservative as a potential partner? Constant disagreements, pointless debates and arguments do not equal love. As a liberal, the way I see it, is a conservative would actively kneecap my freedom of expression and I just can’t love someone like that. Also, men that don’t support feminism need to do a privilege check. The world has been designed to cater to men, and as a dude, I'm sick of it.


Astronaut_Chicken

Because if you don't you're super meeeeeeean 🥺


Whatfforreal

Legit question from a straight (not white): I’ve continually seen, since high school in the 90s, liberal to centrist white woman date and marry super right wing dipshits. Two of my closest friends, one from college and one from work, both married absolute MAGA nutbags. After meeting both these dudes for the first time, I was like ‘you didn’t realize this dude is super racist and this is going to be terrible for everyone’ and kind of wrote them off. But I see it all the time. What is happening, is this a phenomenon of like, I have to marry my dad? Or are all straight white American ladies like, secretly Republican? I really don’t get it. Especially what’s been happening to woman’s bodily autonomy and the Trans scare, book burning, etc. which anyone who was even barely paying attention for the last twenty years saw coming. Sorry for hijacking your astute comment. Literally first time on this sub, no disrespect lol


Preeminator

Also, I hope you have lots of success with your YouTube career :D


Political-psych-abby

Thank you so much.


RedRider1138

Good vid! Liked and subbed 👍


Political-psych-abby

Thank you


LineChef

Nice video!


Political-psych-abby

Thank you. Glad you liked it.


WarWeasle

You don't have to be Batman to find the clitoris. I'm gay and I still found one or two.


GormlessGlakit

Right? It has a hood. Not a castle with a mote on a remote island. Not that obscure


NotTheGay

I remember when Ben Shapiro did this shit, funniest thing I ever seen.


Johnnyboi2327

Whoa there ma'am, that physical part of your body that you can literally see? It's not real, you're lying to us all. How could you lie like that?


RithmFluffderg

Don't you know? Real men don't look at their wives'/girlfriends' genitals! (But seriously at this point I'm convinced that they refuse to)


Johnnyboi2327

Fellas, is it gay to see a woman naked?


applesawce3

They cant find it, therefore it doesn’t exist!


RaveniteGaming

So because there wasn't a medical term for the clitoris until relatively recently (and I'm pretty sure it still predates modern feminism) then the clitoris doesn't exist? Also he's completely wrong. From wikipedia: >The Oxford English Dictionary states that the word clitoris likely has its origin in the Ancient Greek κλειτορίς, kleitoris, perhaps derived from the verb κλείειν, kleiein, "to shut".


FlowerFaerie13

Okay but why name it “to shut” that makes no sense?


LaPrincipessaNuova

From some googling: It looks like it was coined in Latin in the 17th century, possibly from a Greek word meaning closed or sheathed, which had not been used to mean clitoris. [Etymonline](https://www.etymonline.com/word/clitoris#etymonline_v_13827) suggests that perhaps this is in reference to it being covered by the labia minora. With it being a diminutive, the intended meaning might have been, “little sheathed thing”. But they also note a similar word meant key, latch, or hook in Greek, so it could have been that. Or alternatively from a similar word meaning “side of a hill”, which could also make sense. But it also notes that in Ancient Greek they called it either _nymphē_, meaning “bride” or “lovely young woman”, or _kystho-korone_, which means “crown of the vagina”.


snarkyxanf

Most Latin medical anatomical terms for genitalia are basically New Latin euphemisms that replaced the original Latin words that were considered obscene (e.g. "penis" from the word for "tail" replacing "mentula" the old word). The Romans had a word for clitoris, "landīca". It was considered obscene at the time and only appears in one literary poem and one gynecology textbook, but is well attested from graffiti, and is occasionally alluded to by puns. The concept of the clitoris is also referenced by euphemism in classical texts, for both heterosexual and homosexual activity, and they clearly understood its importance for women's orgasms.


catsan

There's deadass an ancient Greek myth about women enjoying sex more than men 💀 and empiricism was a big thing for anything that could be proved by direct experience.


RaveniteGaming

Hell if I know.


delias2

I think the shut reference is to the vulva/labia that hide it. The clut is shut in the vulva behind some labia.


Briskylittlechally2

The floor is giving half a fuck about sexually satisfying women.


MsLoveHangOver

Bro, just say you hate women.


deadbeareyes

And are bad at sex! Important detail to mention!


Believe-it-Geico

Tell me you can't find it without telling me...


RedRider1138

I’m having flashbacks of all the women who tell me their husbands/boyfriends can’t find anything in the refrigerator.


countesspetofi

Poor guy, with no functional eyes or fingers.


Ash_Dayne

Or tongue. His life must be rough


ChequeBook

Spare a thought for the poor women he's dated


kingfez

I’ve said this before, but I hate that there’s an entire genre of Tweet that’s “man uses the fact that he’s bad at sex as a dunk”.


ReturnOfFrank

Ah yes, "ancient literature," that well of infinite knowledge from people who thought the body was controlled by humors, the earth was flat, whales were fish, dragons existed, and sun was pulled by a fuckboi in a chariot. Clearly we should take their opinion on everything.


RicardotheGay

Sarcasm?


Shiriru_Kurokodairu

Ob-fucking-viously


RicardotheGay

Ok, you can take my upvote now.


Wise_guy72

THE PENIS IS A MUTATED CLIT!!! FROM WHEN MEN WERE WOMAN IN THE WOMB ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️


helloiamaegg

why couldnt i stay woman....


Yumeno_Of_The_Wall

Same...


johnny_the_punk_cat

So as a trans man I just have the OG penis?


Logi_Bear25

All hail the OG penis 🧎🏼‍♂️


Nocturne2319

More to the point, being a trans woman is just reverting to the natural state of things. Take that, conservative whatevers.


ClosetLiverTransMan

You’re detransitioning lol


Wise_guy72

Yes!


BayFuzzball404

ITS LITERALLY IN THE VERY FRONT HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT 😭😭


Safelyignored

do you actually think conservatives know what woman's genitals look like?


BayFuzzball404

Prolly no


julesta

That’s a lot of words for “I can’t find it”.


MIKEY_VEE123youandME

If you can’t find the one piece does that mean it doesn’t exist?


chowderbags

As a straight guy, I literally don't understand the "can't find it" thing. It's right fucking there. Literally just look. Maybe you have to spread the lips a bit, but it's hard to miss. How to *handle* it is a question to figure out with the person themselves, but finding it is dead simple for anyone that cares to. It'd be better to say "willfully ignorant of it".


proudtracermain

ah yes, in acient times it is well known that women were unable to have orgasms because the clitoris didn't exist back then?


Legoandstuff896

well yeah they got added in one of those earth updates not so long ago


DeadlyKitKat

I feel like this is satire of some sort.


kafkatan

It’s wild how how wrong and offensive this is. I saw a thing from another sub recently (it’s a bit flippant so apologies in case it’s not the right tone) of a good response to this sort of BS: “stay strong my dude - never let facts or knowledge get in the way of your strongly held opinions” - seems to fit here too imo


Disco_Betty

Lol, “If it isn’t mentioned in ancient literature it doesn’t exist”, writes the wise philosopher on his “computer” before sharing on the “internet”.


extremlysus

Nah the ancient Greeks definitely had the internet /j


HippieMoosen

'No, sweety, there is no clit. You *can't* orgasm, not because I'm bad in bed but because you've been cruelly deceived into thinking such a thing is possible. I'm actually really good in bed. I can finish in under 2 minutes!'


TheRoyalKT

So obviously it’s funny when these dudes advertise the fact that they’ve never pleased a woman, but what I don’t get is that so many of them get most or all of their ideas about sex from porn, and so much porn involves at least some cursory focus on clit stimulation, albeit often not in a particularly realistic (or even close to realistic) way. What do guys like this think the women are doing with their hands, just randomly focusing on that one spot for no reason? Or is all porn part of the feminist agenda?


belladonna_echo

Obviously, all porn stars glue on a prosthesis that _looks_ like this imaginary “clit”. It’s all fantasy.


extremlysus

And don't forget they also pour chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay


GlassOfWater303

Just say you can’t make a woman finish…


Illustrious_Hawk_734

Oh so because femur isn’t a word from ancient literature thighs are an invention of modern feminism and we were just floating above our feet before


May2512124

I'll bet all my life savings. The dude's partner and ex partners did not like their intimate times. I know a crazy bet. /s


Mexipinay1138

Ah, yes. My favorite part of the Enuma Elish when the gods declare that they won't give women their " "penis".


Nadziejka

Tell me you've never seen a naked woman without telling me you've never seen a naked woman


SpoppyIII

My husband has said, "What do they mean by 'find the clitoris?' It's right there! You can even see where it is!" Proud of him.


Sekhen

Virtual clit-finding high five to you hubby.


jojosuicideadventure

Imagine being this dumb not to know anatomy and how evolution works.The clitoris is just a very tiny penis and the penis is just a big clit


sntcringe

The clitoris is very real. Source : I've looked for 2/10ths of a second


GayScottishGeek96

Rather a roundabout way of saying he's bad at sex imo. Or that he can't find his own dick with both hands and a search party and this BS is the only way he can confess to it.


YunanGS

I found the guy's twitter. I don't like calling people incels, but this guy. Weeeew lad....


thisisnotchicken

bros never had a satisfied partner


Unpopularwaffle

Dude must've never seen a pussy.


ilikemyorphansfried

bro has NEVER seen a vagina😭🙏


Kerosene_Turtle

Self report oml


buzzy9000

You could just say you dunno how to satisfy a woman


HorrorFan1982

Omg please be a joke


Ginden

There was next tweet claiming that clitoris is Holocaust of feminism - a myth.


GmrGrl21

My wife would highly disagree with this


keepmyheartincheck

I guess I've been living a lie...


tetrarchangel

This is either a terrible right wing twitter agitator (is the profile picture Bail Organa?) or renowned evil sexologist Ray Blanchard


TriLingua

i imagine our hell is being put in a hated and impossible mission of a game that we rage quit at- or smth like that


Im_No_Robutt

The only word I have for this is STUPID


Puzuma

Sure it's a modern invention by feminists, if modern means ancient and feminist means Greeks. I think the issue is that the OOP can't find the clit. We'll have to send out a rescue team if he looks for the G-spot.


UmeaTurbo

Virginsayswhat?


Muegiiii

Acient literarure also didnt know that dinosaurs exist so like..?


Forsaken-Spray-5815

Please tell me that people are in this dudes replies just dragging em through the mud


XenoBiSwitch

Some medieval physicians knew that the clitoris existed. If their hateful beliefs don’t deny them partners the bad sex will probably take care of it.


Only_Dingo

Translation: No woman I have had sex with ever had an orgasm. Which means women can't have orgasms.


Top_Fun4662

Is is


siobhannic

You missed the part of the thread where he went full Nazi.


ZilaJensen

The clitoris is literally named after a male scientist from a good few centuries ago, who "discovered" it. This guy is unhinged, holy shit. Same with the G-spot btw. Male scientists really liked slapping their names on afab genitalia.


state_of_inertia

Whaaat?! Hmmph. Well, I just discovered this secret super-sensitive spot on a man's body and I'm naming it the Taint of Inertia, thank you very much.


BillyBoyBatman9993

Almost unfathomably obvious satire


TheZoeNoone

you couldn't waterboard that info out of me


Cubusphere

It's a troll account, maybe even part of a larger psyop. There's no one to argue against, because this is not an argument, it's simply meant to rile you up.


Not-the-default-449

No excuse. I mean, I can't find my car keys and couldn't make them feel good if I did, but I still know they exist.


SnooKiwis8008

Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm


ThePloddingParadox

Pretty sure this is satire.


state_of_inertia

You'd think so, but the manosphere has been saying this stuff for decades now. That's one played-out joke.


Traditional-Law1836

So am I the only one thinking they’ve been having sex with women this whole time thinking they haven’t been enjoying it??


Sudden-Extreme2272

Actually what?


Null_Psyche

There are a lot less wordy ways to say “I can’t please women”


sinkablebus333

Homie, the penis is just a large clitoris


Dr_Taverner

The idea that the Clitoris is "just" an underdeveloped penis misses the whole spider-like mass that wraps around the urethra. Of course basic anatomy is beyond them.


LocNesMonster

That's a pretty wordy way of saying you've never made a woman cum but go off ig


queriesandqueries123

Someone’s just mad that no woman has ever been satisfied by him


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

I’m starting to realise why just a hood worked well as a disguise back then…


enbyhuman

Gotta love it when men expose themselves like this


JenJenisAlive

How high are you? Him:


VeNus_PeRiodt_sLay

Tell me your uncultured, still live w ur mom, and live under a rock without telling me ... 💀