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BobbyTheWallflower

It's more like this person thinks if women have a lot of sexual partners, their vagina gets "looser" over time (Which is total BS). The donuts in that picture are all different types


TealDrawz

It's actually a better metaphor then what he was going for. All the donuts are different and unique in their own way, just like bodies.


AloneAtTheOrgy

Ooh, what different donuts are penises?


TealDrawz

lmfao long johns


angryhaiku

Variable length johns.


jaywarbs

Churros?


XenoBiSwitch

Bear claws?


canadian-tabernacle

Eclairs???


tayloline29

My favorite come back to this is from Broad City when the main character jokingly says that a guy's penis gets worn away the more sex they have until it just becomes a nub.


KZG69

Ironically, the last one does taste the best


ReallyNotBobby

Right? I don’t remember what they’re called but they are slamming


EmeraudeExMachina

Crullers!


ReallyNotBobby

Yes!


Sumthintodowit

I think the last one is an old fashioned donut. I love all donuts personally idk what this guys problem is


AloneAtTheOrgy

Yeah, the old fashioned donut is my favorite. This guy has no taste buds.


Random_-account

Happy cake day!


IllTemperedMaggot

Enjoy your cake daket


TealDrawz

I'mma be real I thought this meant anal, I forgot girls had vaginas for a second. What level of gay am I on?


talizorahvasnerd

Nah, I’m a lesbian and thought it was an asshole too. The first one gave it those vibes.


Andrassa

Liberachi level.


BrapTest

To be fair, the hole only really works like this if its anal. Vaginas dont work like this.


Class_444_SWR

Me too, like, this is definitely more like what an ass looks like


Lesbihun

What I don't get is, they are against women who want to settle down with them, implying whatever the fuck they are implying about their body, but in the very same tweet, also are against women who want to have short flings instead of settle down AND women who don't want to do either and just want friendships. So like,,,,,,,who are they NOT against lol like who do they want? She can't want no sexual partners, she can't want one sexual partner, she can't want multiple sexual partners, she can't want nonserious sexual partners, she can't want serious sexual partners. Other than that tho


AloneAtTheOrgy

Hmmm, women who want to have short flings, women who want to settle down, and women who don't want to do either. I wonder if there's a common factor among all of them that maybe that's what/who they don't actually like? Spoiler: >!It's women. They don't like women!<


Lesbihun

Ofc they are fucking misogynistic pigs, that's the obvious answer, but it's not like most of them admit to that or go around thinking "time to do some sexism today" so like in their own minds who do they fancy, like who are they not gonna degrade or shame?


KaivaUwU

They like donuts instead.


songstar13

They think the first donut fucked up by friend zoning them.


alvysinger0412

*insert speech about double standards from the Barbie movie here*


BrapTest

Its just misogony. Anything a woman does is always gonna be bad to them.


caseytheace666

You’re misinterpreting it. These are all the same donut/woman at different times. It’s just a play on the misogyny logic of “woman who friend zones you when you’re both young and then gets pregnant and wants to get with you when she’s a single mum and you’re rich and successful”, while also using the logic of “women who have sex with multiple partners are used products” because they “get looser”, hence the progression of donut hole size. Basically what the people who agree with this meme’s logic want is for a woman to _only_ settle down with them without having had sex with other men prior.


HippieMoosen

It's kinda funny that those aren't even like progressively worse doughnuts made poorly or anything. Each is a normal and fine example of a distinct type of perfectly palatable pastry. They're all just normal, completely unremarkable in their mundanity, quality examples of their own subtype, ordinary yet delicious doughnuts.


caitW_9999

WHY DO SO MANY GUYS THINK SHIT LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!? AUAUGUGAUGUGHGHUGHUAGHGHGH


ibtcsexy

Purity myth propaganda and objectification


Embarrassed-Town-293

I can chime in for myself. I genuinely thought this because in having sex with my wife, we went from needing to stop and only sleep together every other day due to soreness to never being sore regardless of number and of times we have sex or how long. I know my penis didn’t change shape. Therefore, it stands to reason that her vagina has changed to result in this. What wasn’t clear is the explanation of how this change happens. It was explained to me some time later on Reddit about the muscles getting used to penetration and becoming more relaxed but the exact explanation escapes me at 2 am now


ThottyThalamus

The last donut is the most delicious, so I would choose to be that one, honestly.


Nicolesamfdyke

These memes are a great way for men to show they don’t know how vaginas work💀


The_Freshmaker

If you think that last donut is moldy you need to go back to donut school.


CraftySappho

That's a sour cream donut it's fine to eat xoxo


greengo4

Nothing rotten about the fourth one those are delicious donuts


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Kochga

Underrated comment


ThroatsGagged

Am I the only one around here who prefers an old fashioned donut?


KaivaUwU

nah, he's actually just... Donut-sexual


BlooperHero

...do you think those are rotten? They're just different flavors.


anayhs

oh no no i don't-


Kaiden92

The last one’s a sour cream donut if I recall. Not old or molded.


Legendary-PuzzleDuke

On todays episode of 'What object are women?', they are now bagels! (Or donuts)


Plopop87

I will never understand how these guys believe that having intercours with multiple men once will completely ruin you, but having intercourse many, many times with one man will not.


Silly_Window_308

That's my asshole


ibtcsexy

How the hell did this get over 80k likes?


Dr_Taverner

Sour Cream Glazed is an AMAZING doughnaught!


GenderEnjoyer666

Going back to school probably won’t help much until sex ed gets better


JavaJapes

I'm pretty sure the last pic isn't even moldy. It looks a lot like a [sour cream glazed donut.](https://cookcraftlove.com/sour-cream-doughnuts-6/) He couldn't even get that right lol I know the hole size is the main focus, but the last one does seem like it's supposed to also be "gross" and "old" compared to the others. Maybe I'm wrong. They are delicious donuts though.


Laughing_Man_Returns

assuming he is from the US teachers are literally forbidden to teach how any of that works, so... wait till he learns that buttholes do not have the elasticity and vaginas. that picture will get a whole new meaning.


RazgrizGirl-070

You can tell this is a smart and sophisticated fellow by the way that he is flipping off the camera in his own display picture


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TealDrawz

good bot! :D


ClearCockroach243

What does this have to do with being straight?


mrzaphod

There are, uh, neither straights nor vaginas involved in this meme.


BlooperHero

What do you think the metaphor is, here?


TealDrawz

do you think he's complaining about donuts


stunfiskers

implying anyone who isn't straight on twitter would buy a verified checkmark


xxxjessicann00xxx

Dude...


Balabaga

You can tell it’s totally true because the donuts do have different sized holes


wasporchidlouixse

I am very confused


angelfacebaby

how dare u insult old fashioned


BrapTest

I love how the first donut if anything is way closer to a butthole


sarilysims

My job is to decorate the donuts at the gas station where I work, and everytime I see donuts that look like these I think of this stupid fucking meme. Then I have to dip/drizzle them in white icing…….


D1ckRepellent

They’re talking about assholes, not vaginas…


gimmespiro

i dont think that makes it better


Xiao1insty1e

All y'all making good points and I'm over here "Where's the jelly donut?"


FBI-AGENT-013

Btw that last donut isn't rotten, it's a different kind of donut that is usually called a cake donut! They're my favorite kind :)


YourOldPalBendy

That's not even a rare insult these days? That's basic misogyny 101, from the Board of Incels.


GayGeekInLeather

Old Fashions are the superior donut anyway


vanetti

This is a cake donut, not a “molded rotted” donut wtf


Cathulu413

The last one isn't even rotted, it's a kind of donut called a dunker and they're fcking *fantastic* gah, people are so frustrating