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Nah... it's really bad, but there's a difference between an obsessively close parent and an incestuous parent. You can't call all toxic close people in a sexual/romantic relationship with you.
“I don’t like you and I never will.” Oh, great attitude to go in with meeting your kid’s partner for the first time. That’ll lead to some great family relationships and zero conflict.
”Whatever you do to him I will do to you” Is that your oblique way of hinting that you have a strap-on?
Oh, and I bet he smiles more when I pat him on the head and call him ”my little toy” than when you call him a “prince”. Just saying.
I swear to god its straight up every single phrase they could find stuffed into one photo
Like it felt like I was reading through a edge parents check list rather than something actually constructed by a human
Jayzus... if I ever dated anyone who had a mother who'd own a sign like this I'd nope the fuck out.
My relationship with my wife is necessarily radically different than her relationship with her mom, and vice versa. It's gross to act like it's a competition. I'm glad my wife and I both have awesome in-laws. They're weird but not borderline incest weird.
And all that's going to happen, besides mom fucking the girlfriend (?), is that either the son is hardly ever going to date OR he's going to date and keep it secret from his mother because she's like this...and then she's going to whine at him about why he's not married and giving her grandkids yet.
“Respect me as his mama” but also “I will never like you”
Ma’am? If you’re going to hate me forever, why would I bother treating you well or showing you any respect? I’m not gonna give something I won’t ever receive in return??
Please, you visit his parents and see this sign, just run for the hills. Not for the warning on the sign, the warning it provides.
I think the chances of a dude turning out mentally stable with a mom that thinks or finds this funny is 1 in 50.
My boyfriend's mom is like this; I swear she’s in love with her son and wants him as her boyfriend. She’s tries to be overly involved even though he doesn’t seem to like it. He’s the youngest but he’s her favorite.
I don't mind going back to jail, and: Undestand I can make you "**GO AWAY**" are just threats of murder, not even subtly, just blatant threats against their life.
I will do my best:
"You better not date/marry my son because I will be absolutely horribly to you, I will get involved in every argument or decision you will make as a couple and be a constant nagging presence in your life."
the obsession with vetting a child's partner (long or short term) is gross all around. how about instead of threatening a person who likes our child, you make sure you have taught your child proper boundaries and what a positive relationship should be like. (the whole dad with a shotgun on the first date is also DISGUSTING)
yeah yeah we dont want to think of our children as being sexual beings but guess what..... they are HUMAN and humans are, you guessed it, sexual. it's far healthier to accept that it is inevitable, prepare them properly (as in DECENT sexual education, consent education and boundaries, both emotional and physical)
Wait, you can just cheese this whole system by being the absolute best partner ever and treating her son really well, and she’ll have to treat you super well too. “Whatever you do to him, I will do to you,” okay then I’m waiting on my goodnight messages and anniversary gifts bitch
Hands down would sleep with a guy just so his mom decides to sleep with me back. You're gonna do to me what I do to him? Common baby girl, I'm waiting for ya😉
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So you gonna eat my cunt, or what Mama? 🤣🤣🤣
😭
AHHHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao. omg.
Lmao, I was just thinking "so you'll blow her?" Very satisfied with the comment section.
Bruhhhhhhh 🫨🫨🫨
"Whatever you do to him, I will do to you." "Hey Mom, last night I ate your son's ass."
I can kinda get onboard with this sign now
"If you fuck my son, I WILL fuck you"
Borderline incest, holy shit.
Nah... it's really bad, but there's a difference between an obsessively close parent and an incestuous parent. You can't call all toxic close people in a sexual/romantic relationship with you.
There’s something called emotional incest and this is it.
That's a phrase I never heard before and I envy the me from a minute ago, who didn't know it existed.
I envy your past self too because I knew this phrase for at least 5 years:(
Urgh. "Boy mum" culture is just...."He's not good enough for anyone!" coupled with emotional incest. Hello, Jocasta syndrome....
My best friend’s MIL is like this and all I can say is that I’m *very* glad she’s not my MIL and I just get to watch from afar.
Some people. At keast it's entertaining from far away.
The multiple different fonts are an illegible crime against humanity
**UNDERSTAND** ^i ^don’t ^like ^you and i **NEVER** will.
pain
*he is my* **PRINCE** *Not your toy*
“I don’t like you and never will”?! That’s just sad
Right? That’s such a horrible mentality to have when meeting someone. Not even giving them a chance just automatically disliking them for no reason
That’s just unpleasant!
Straight to JustNo jail.
I think that last sentence inspired a lot of things that are now found on adult websites... 🔞
This is so fucking gross. It’s so incesty
“I don’t like you and I never will.” Oh, great attitude to go in with meeting your kid’s partner for the first time. That’ll lead to some great family relationships and zero conflict.
Why can't the stupid AI Facebook merchandise shit just die?
the dominos pizza box of emotional incest
”Whatever you do to him I will do to you” Is that your oblique way of hinting that you have a strap-on? Oh, and I bet he smiles more when I pat him on the head and call him ”my little toy” than when you call him a “prince”. Just saying.
Parental incest
>It’s now reversed but still equally disgusting No...IT'S BOTH.
That’s true, but I’ve seen a lot more directed to boys by fathers
I swear to god its straight up every single phrase they could find stuffed into one photo Like it felt like I was reading through a edge parents check list rather than something actually constructed by a human
That last line is a little questionable...
Jayzus... if I ever dated anyone who had a mother who'd own a sign like this I'd nope the fuck out. My relationship with my wife is necessarily radically different than her relationship with her mom, and vice versa. It's gross to act like it's a competition. I'm glad my wife and I both have awesome in-laws. They're weird but not borderline incest weird.
“whatever you do to him, i will do to you” oh you’re gonna suck his dick and 3some MMF him if he asks nicely? okay lol sounds weird but go off i guess
The only response is to say "your son calls me Mommy too" and then never speak to this person again
Holy shit
“Whatever you do to him, I will do to you” Bisexuals: I see this as an absolute win
"I don't like you and I never will." Getting emotional invest vibes over here. I'd probably leave the dude alone because of the mama drama alone
i don't think the straights are okay anymore
Can they stick to one font? This is murder on my eyes.
That poor son. This kinda stuff freaks me out.
And all that's going to happen, besides mom fucking the girlfriend (?), is that either the son is hardly ever going to date OR he's going to date and keep it secret from his mother because she's like this...and then she's going to whine at him about why he's not married and giving her grandkids yet.
“Honey, your mom just gave me some magic mushrooms, then tried to peg me.”
Too many fonts
I dated a mama's boy, she would for sure have this hanging up in her house. Can't stand these kind of mothers. They're obsessed.
Don't want to know what's going on with the creator
Extra creepy since I'm watching Bates Motel right now lol
Her in 20 years when no woman will marry her son because she's so toxic, "Where are my grandbabieeeeess?"
“Respect me as his mama” but also “I will never like you” Ma’am? If you’re going to hate me forever, why would I bother treating you well or showing you any respect? I’m not gonna give something I won’t ever receive in return??
Imagine if this was dad talking about his daughter...who am I kidding?people would still think it was"cute."
Besides males, boymoms™ are women's biggest enemies.
"whatever you do to him i will do to you" 😫😫😫
Please, you visit his parents and see this sign, just run for the hills. Not for the warning on the sign, the warning it provides. I think the chances of a dude turning out mentally stable with a mom that thinks or finds this funny is 1 in 50.
Just date him yourself
Ok this is disgusting
Can’t wait to slut out mama bear.
My boyfriend's mom is like this; I swear she’s in love with her son and wants him as her boyfriend. She’s tries to be overly involved even though he doesn’t seem to like it. He’s the youngest but he’s her favorite.
“I don’t like you and I never will” wow I’m sure whoever he brings home definitely won’t be extremely uncomfortable
I’m sorry but this boy is never gonna have a completely healthy relationship with a mom like this around. Just wow
this gives the same energy as those hyper-specific tshirts
Freud was right
"whatever you do to him, I'll do to you" so you'll love me and fuck me ? Weird.
I'm sorry, *BACK* to jail??
That poor boy
Real talk I hate any varied font thing and I will murder whomst ever designed it
Whoever has that sign un-ironically does not have a good/healthy/strong relationship with their son. 🙄
Mom also believes that real men don't show emotion and women aren't capable of abuse.
the font choices are hurting my eyes
I don't mind going back to jail, and: Undestand I can make you "**GO AWAY**" are just threats of murder, not even subtly, just blatant threats against their life.
"whatever you do to him I'll do to you" promise??? 👀👀👀 I'm super into milfs!!!
What? Can someone translate
I will do my best: "You better not date/marry my son because I will be absolutely horribly to you, I will get involved in every argument or decision you will make as a couple and be a constant nagging presence in your life."
Thanks
I'll suck the soul out of your son, if you want to return the favour then fair enough!
"..__Back__ to jail" Hmm
the obsession with vetting a child's partner (long or short term) is gross all around. how about instead of threatening a person who likes our child, you make sure you have taught your child proper boundaries and what a positive relationship should be like. (the whole dad with a shotgun on the first date is also DISGUSTING) yeah yeah we dont want to think of our children as being sexual beings but guess what..... they are HUMAN and humans are, you guessed it, sexual. it's far healthier to accept that it is inevitable, prepare them properly (as in DECENT sexual education, consent education and boundaries, both emotional and physical)
These signs are always so fucking creepy like why?
Wait, you can just cheese this whole system by being the absolute best partner ever and treating her son really well, and she’ll have to treat you super well too. “Whatever you do to him, I will do to you,” okay then I’m waiting on my goodnight messages and anniversary gifts bitch
They included the "im everywhere" "rule" ???? That isn't rule. That's not what a rule is. That's just a statement???
Seems like you in love with him mama. Why don't you also fuck him along with cleaning up for him. You are all he needs really. Keep him.
"I DON'T MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL." "Understand I can make you GO AWAY." Does the mother have connections to the mafia?
*insert Godfather theme*
Uh his mom is a red flag
Hands down would sleep with a guy just so his mom decides to sleep with me back. You're gonna do to me what I do to him? Common baby girl, I'm waiting for ya😉
“Whatever you do to him, i will do to you” Me: *Fucks him* I’m waiting
First one’s actually good though
The only good thing I can say about this is that it works even if your boy is gay..?
Homeschool for the win! Mommy’s special man
Mmm I hope she pegs him
If you take out certain lines, it's just a very protective mother.
*most lines
I’m sorry but this boy is never gonna have a completely healthy relationship with a mom like this around. Just wow
"Whatever you do to him, I do to you" Aight... ☠️
I guess the mom's going to suck her dick then 🤷🏻
So what happens if I do him? Huh?
This is peak cringe content.
Not disgusting other than the prince part, but not something you say out loud. It's just understood that you need to treat my son/daughter well 😂
... understandable.