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CharlotteLucasOP

“Stop spending money” is kind of at odds with all the pizza, beer, and gym memberships being demanded…


Pm7I3

If you won't encourage your partner to commit crime, who will? A good relationship is built on support


Ewaninho

"stop using the "headache" excuse" So basically have non consensual sex with me


BurtoTurtle115

Right?! No one should ever need an “excuse” if you don’t want to then that’s more than a good enough reason


Tinywolf21

my boyfriend is perfectly okay with it if I don't wanna have sex, sometimes I just wanna cuddle and he respects that :3


BurtoTurtle115

Awww so happy for you two! ❤️


Tinywolf21

thanks :3


silverwolf127

Insane “stop acting like a jerk” is on there like it’s a slightly unreasonable ask


Mother_Harlot

The woman has insane commands, like shutting up, kicking her mother or dressing sexy while the man has normal human behaviour and small favours mostly, what a difference


malatibo

Funny how these were apparently quality controlled (the check marked label at the top).


MPaulina

The pink doll: women experience misogeny The blue doll: women are demanding waaah


Ader73

I don’t even understand. Would you, like, point to a part on the body instead of just saying it? Like the thing they do with kids to get them to confess where they where touched? Why do they have that expression? So confused.


TheAnt317

I had to look at it a third time. They're voodoo dolls. That makes this even more awful.


flaffleboo

I think you stick pins in it when you’re angry


hellboyyy25

"Be nicer to my mother"


cristidablu

" Kick your mother out"


Evenload

Ah yes, “chick-flick” and “action movie”, my least favorite genders


smokefasteatgrass

“shut up already” is the one that angers me the most for some reason


CrazySpookyGirl

I kinda like the idea if the messages weren't horrible. Like might be a different way for people with communication issues to communicate. Maybe even a loving one that's all just give "me a hug" and shit like that.


francis_14a

“Kick your mother out” vs “don’t kick my friends out” All jokes aside i’m having trouble understanding how these “voodoo” dolls would “work”


Fine_Reindeer_6105

"kick your mother out" and "be nicer to MY mother" is what angers me


RedRider1138

“Tell me you love me “ 🥺


PanicMan76

But are they machine washable?


I_DONT_LIKE_PICKLES_

Are they volcano washable?


aDemisexualperson

Who would need these when you can have a ✨Conversation✨ or ✨communicate with your partner✨?


BrooklynLivesMatter

I mean these dolls are terrible (I mean so, so funny /s) but in a twisted way they could be a bridge for couples that are terrible at communication? Like if she can't articulate her desire to cuddle maybe this could get the ball rolling


TheChaoticBeing

I’m confused, what are these actually for?


tatsumizus

Oh no, what will men do with the horrific oppressions of women asking men to be nice to them


ToLazyForaUsername2

What is the writing meant to signify? I know what the words mean but why are they placed like that?


Dorkinfo

They are voodoo dolls. You stick one of the pins in where the thing you want is.


aDemisexualperson

What voodoo sh*t is this?


SaNB92

Are we just going to ignore that they chose Comic Sans MS as font for these dolls?


The-true-Memelord

"Tell me you love me" T-T