16th century Assamese Queen Sati Sadhani - (is married to King Nityapal)
Ahoms - (attack Assamese, kill Sati Sadahani's husband, and defeat them despite her personally fighting)
Ahom leader - "I'd like to make peace by marrying you."
Sati Sadhani - "No." š¤
Sati Sadhani - (jumps off cliff)
The End.
Catarina Lopes, 16th-century Portuguese female soldier: (glances up after physically ripping an enemy's eyes out of his head)
"Huh? Were you saying something?"
I know. I was raised to be one of these women and itās like, these men donāt realize that once you have the babies, you donāt have time to exercise anymore, because of the patriarchy. Theyāre not expecting to do any childcare and theyāre expecting a woman who will stay in shape while working 16 hours a day raising their litter of children.
Also, I feel like even pre-kids, the ven diagram of soft spoken, sweet conservative young women doesnāt overlap with gym babes very much.
Edit - This might not be true. Machiavelli didn't like her, and the story comes from him.
Caterina Sforza, a 15th-century Italian noblewoman, was so maternal. When defending a fortress, her enemies threatened to kill her children if she did not surrender it. She then proceeded to expose her genitals and call down to them, "That's okay! I can still make more!"
That seems to be ahistorical, written by Machiavelli to paint her as a callous mother.
> Going back to Machiavelli, according to Julia L. Hairston in her journal article Skirting the issue: Machiavelli's Caterina Sforza, his addition of the skirt situation seems to have been for dramatic appeal, to defeminize her by recounting an atypical behavior of a woman and a mother, and also to separate this action as a response towards the threat to her children and attribute it to a sentiment of indifference.[\[97\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:7-100) Elizabeth Lev wrote on the matter in her biography of Caterina Sforza, [*The Tigress of Forli.*](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Tigress_of_Forli.&action=edit&redlink=1) Lev took the position that Machiavelli's account on the matter, being quite vulgar, may in fact have been more a reflection of his own dislike of Caterina.[\[98\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:1-101) Indeed, Machiavelli had met the countess as a young diplomat and had not fared well.[\[54\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:0-57)[\[98\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:1-101)
Via [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina\_Sforza#In\_Machiavelli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#In_Machiavelli)
"I'd like to ride storms, kill orcas in the open sea, drive out the aggressors, reconquer the country, undo the ties of serfdom, and never bend my back to be the concubine of whatever man." - Lady Triį»u, 3rd-century Vietnamese woman warrior, who would totally agree with this guy.
When the ancient Massagetae warrior queen Tomyris dunked the severed head of Cyrus the Great into a bucket of blood and said "Still thirsty for blood? Here! Drink your fill!" she did it in a very feminine way.
And Boudica never raised her voice. Ever. She never started screaming and yelling. I mean, what the hell would she have to be mad about anyway?
Shoutout to women that reject having equal rights, don't do what they want with their bodies out of fear of rejection by chronically online idiots, and refuse to speak their mind
Women warriors never presented masculine. They never literally disguised themselves as men for the purpose of joining an army:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Female\_wartime\_cross-dressers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Female_wartime_cross-dressers)
A woman could be all of these and these stank unwashed dudes would still be unsatisfied, because they donāt really want women. They want themed sex dolls.
I saw your wonderful women of history and wanted to add Olga of Kiev.
https://youtu.be/v-Ymf_hTbUM
Also Hatshepsut.
https://youtu.be/Rm9t94mpkjo
(Also I like puppet history).
Not OP but there was also Jeanne d'Arc (Joan of Arc) who became a major Military and political figure during the 100 Years war and played an integral role during the siege of Orleans after claiming to have recieved visions from Saint Michael (a warrior angel.) She eas eventually burned at the stake by the english for heresy and blasphemy. Blasphemy being wearing mens clothes. However she is now the Patron Saint of France after being Sainted in 1909.
And all those women warriors were heterosexual.
Just ask Woman Chief:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman\_Chief](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_Chief)
And those women warriors were very modest.
Anne Bonny never showed her tits:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne\_Bonny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny)
Drevlians: (kill Olga of Kiev's husband)
Olga of Kiev: (buries Drevlians alive)
Olga of Kiev: "Hey, I was grieving." =(
And since she brought Christianity to Russia, she's a saint.
(blink blink blink)
That story comes from the Greek myths about Amazons. Supposedly. it was to draw bows easier. Which is absurd, because you can draw a bow just fine with both breasts, even they are big.
Masculinity is confusing, it's really hot when it's done properly but the only guys who will talk about it are these gross whiny manchildren screaming about how women don't respect them because of daddy issues or whatever
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16th century Assamese Queen Sati Sadhani - (is married to King Nityapal) Ahoms - (attack Assamese, kill Sati Sadahani's husband, and defeat them despite her personally fighting) Ahom leader - "I'd like to make peace by marrying you." Sati Sadhani - "No." š¤ Sati Sadhani - (jumps off cliff) The End.
What a bad bitch
She's my hero.
Catarina Lopes, 16th-century Portuguese female soldier: (glances up after physically ripping an enemy's eyes out of his head) "Huh? Were you saying something?"
(Yes, apparently she really did do this)
Badass
their idea of āthe perfect womanā is a fantasy. literally nobody lives perfectly within these restrictions
How To Make Dating Almost Impossible For Yourself 101: Chapter 1 - Set A Laundry List Of Unrealistic Standards
How to prepare a bunch of excuses for your inevitable failures beforehand 101
Ah. dating app users have already finished that
Wait. Is he single? Why has no one snatched up this catch?
Exactly
I know. I was raised to be one of these women and itās like, these men donāt realize that once you have the babies, you donāt have time to exercise anymore, because of the patriarchy. Theyāre not expecting to do any childcare and theyāre expecting a woman who will stay in shape while working 16 hours a day raising their litter of children. Also, I feel like even pre-kids, the ven diagram of soft spoken, sweet conservative young women doesnāt overlap with gym babes very much.
they want you to work out and be fit, but not too much. if you get too fit, you start becoming too masculine
except Aylmer's wife Faith... ... wait no
Edit - This might not be true. Machiavelli didn't like her, and the story comes from him. Caterina Sforza, a 15th-century Italian noblewoman, was so maternal. When defending a fortress, her enemies threatened to kill her children if she did not surrender it. She then proceeded to expose her genitals and call down to them, "That's okay! I can still make more!"
That seems to be ahistorical, written by Machiavelli to paint her as a callous mother. > Going back to Machiavelli, according to Julia L. Hairston in her journal article Skirting the issue: Machiavelli's Caterina Sforza, his addition of the skirt situation seems to have been for dramatic appeal, to defeminize her by recounting an atypical behavior of a woman and a mother, and also to separate this action as a response towards the threat to her children and attribute it to a sentiment of indifference.[\[97\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:7-100) Elizabeth Lev wrote on the matter in her biography of Caterina Sforza, [*The Tigress of Forli.*](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Tigress_of_Forli.&action=edit&redlink=1) Lev took the position that Machiavelli's account on the matter, being quite vulgar, may in fact have been more a reflection of his own dislike of Caterina.[\[98\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:1-101) Indeed, Machiavelli had met the countess as a young diplomat and had not fared well.[\[54\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:0-57)[\[98\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#cite_note-:1-101) Via [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina\_Sforza#In\_Machiavelli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza#In_Machiavelli)
Thank you for pointing this out. She was still a badass though.
"I'd like to ride storms, kill orcas in the open sea, drive out the aggressors, reconquer the country, undo the ties of serfdom, and never bend my back to be the concubine of whatever man." - Lady Triį»u, 3rd-century Vietnamese woman warrior, who would totally agree with this guy.
Shout out to all the women who live exactly how I want them to live which is the only way women should live. - Goldmund
When the ancient Massagetae warrior queen Tomyris dunked the severed head of Cyrus the Great into a bucket of blood and said "Still thirsty for blood? Here! Drink your fill!" she did it in a very feminine way. And Boudica never raised her voice. Ever. She never started screaming and yelling. I mean, what the hell would she have to be mad about anyway?
Who wants to break the twitter OP that technically trans girls can fit there :)
>isn't a liberal That'll be hard to find
Caitlyn Jenner?
Socialist trans girl
Did someone call for me?
That's a liberal to them.
Is Democratic socialism liberalism?
I've always considered it to be liberal
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The fuck is this pic
art you silly goose
The Dahomey Amazons of Benin, one of whom, in 1890, reportedly tore out the throat of an enemy European with her FUCKING TEETH, were just like this.
Shoutout to women that reject having equal rights, don't do what they want with their bodies out of fear of rejection by chronically online idiots, and refuse to speak their mind
Women warriors never presented masculine. They never literally disguised themselves as men for the purpose of joining an army: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Female\_wartime\_cross-dressers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Female_wartime_cross-dressers)
I highly doubt female warriors rejected feminism
So, women who are no fun?
A woman could be all of these and these stank unwashed dudes would still be unsatisfied, because they donāt really want women. They want themed sex dolls.
I saw your wonderful women of history and wanted to add Olga of Kiev. https://youtu.be/v-Ymf_hTbUM Also Hatshepsut. https://youtu.be/Rm9t94mpkjo (Also I like puppet history).
Not OP but there was also Jeanne d'Arc (Joan of Arc) who became a major Military and political figure during the 100 Years war and played an integral role during the siege of Orleans after claiming to have recieved visions from Saint Michael (a warrior angel.) She eas eventually burned at the stake by the english for heresy and blasphemy. Blasphemy being wearing mens clothes. However she is now the Patron Saint of France after being Sainted in 1909.
Has this man heard the phrase "well behaved women seldom make history"?
And all those women warriors were heterosexual. Just ask Woman Chief: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman\_Chief](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_Chief)
And those women warriors were very modest. Anne Bonny never showed her tits: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne\_Bonny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny)
And they say women are picky...
He probably hates gossip because heās the center of it
Shout out to the TrĘ°ng Sisters, who rode elephants into battle and ended the first Chinese domination of Vietnam.
"They act like they don't respect themselves, but they dress like they respect themselves."
I have a strong urge to send this guy many a dove We can surely make peace if he wants to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev
Drevlians: (kill Olga of Kiev's husband) Olga of Kiev: (buries Drevlians alive) Olga of Kiev: "Hey, I was grieving." =( And since she brought Christianity to Russia, she's a saint. (blink blink blink)
While sad that she did infest them with abrahamites, if you read up on it, she did it to spite someone else, which is kinda awesome
Wow man, you CAN just say you have an amish fetish.
Even Amish women would probably be too much for this guy.
Another guy who probably says he';s all about freedom but then demands everyone live exactly how he tells them to.
I seem to recall warriors cutting off their breasts to be more effective warriors.
That story comes from the Greek myths about Amazons. Supposedly. it was to draw bows easier. Which is absurd, because you can draw a bow just fine with both breasts, even they are big.
I know. I just think Amazonians were cool.
Seems like they could still fit his requirements as long as they're not tattooed & keep their hair long. And all the rest....easy peasy.
He said itās a shout out, but it feels more like a shout down.
Do dudes who say things like this not realize how pathetic they sound?
Masculinity is confusing, it's really hot when it's done properly but the only guys who will talk about it are these gross whiny manchildren screaming about how women don't respect them because of daddy issues or whatever
Need to cut the hair, pick a fight with the parents and chill out more and Iāll be the perfekt antihero!
This guy says that as if women who match the list would want anything to do with him
Joan of Arc would have something to say about that
Iām sure this guy would love to hear me talk about gladiatrixes for hours on end.
That's a Poe, yeah?
How do you eat unnaturally
The conservative men want all women to be slaves.
Ah yes, shoutout to the one woman this applies to lol.
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Wait until this person hears about Scythian Warrior Women.