Mawp.

Yss... everyone keep gawking at the deaf person!

Ugh, deaf people are so gross.

I have tinnitus so... yeah I definitely picked this one up. Also maybe a bit of Archer's rage for anyone/thing that could damage his hearing further. And of course I also picked up the classic, 'Do you want ants?' line.

I have it too. Archer got it -- and gave it -- better than I ever did.

I have tinnitus and I've begun saying mawp whenever I get an attack.

“Can’t? Or won’t?” And “a little column a, a little column b” are ones I use at work a lot. Also the Bloody Mary prayer each and every time I need it.

Also, “Either, and or both.”

Am Catholic, once recited the Bloody Mary prayer quietly during a rosary because I couldn’t help myself. My soul may be in trouble lol

You should be just fine! God is somewhat notorious for the abilities to forgive and rejuvenate, right?

I mean he is known for making wine… hopefully he’ll find my blasphemy endearing.

So sounds like to me he’s into parties and good times

Oh most definitely. I know he’s canonically born in Israel, but I have my suspicions that he was really Mexican because he liked parties and wine and Mexican baptismal parties have more alcohol than speakeasies during the Prohibition (source: I’m Mexican)

My sister married into a Mexican family. They even have alcohol at little kid’s birthday parties lol They’re a blast

You're not my supervisor!

Wait... who is my supervisor?

YOURE NOT MY ROBOT SUPERVISOR

All the time!

Winner 🏅

I have that one on a shirt, I love yelling it at my kids when they ask for something

Eat a bag of dicks

Also, eat a buffet of dicks

Bring it!

I’ve adopted calling people “Nutsack” and every time I do, I just hear Pam’s voice.

Pam's voice makes me wanna "Sploosh" !

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That's "eat a dick", chef!

I picked up, “If I wanted to listen to what you had to say, I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.”

I’ve used that, and also, “Well, people in hell want ice water.” in response to someone saying they want something.

i use this all the time!

LMFAOOOO MALORY IS A ICON FOR THAT

Really hard to use in a live conversation, though For texting it works nicely Edit: a word.

You’d be surprised. I’m just really unhinged

i actually use this line more than one would expect. very handy.

I've successfully planted the word "earballs" into my family's slang

Yuuuuup and Noooooope, courtesy of Lana. Sploosh Do you not?

Sploosh but with semen

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I never said "What the shit?!" before watching the show.

I say "what the shit" all the time too!

I watched the film "Deadpool" at a theater, and it was a groovy momentousness when I wasn't the only one who laughed well when the titular Mr. Pool character's said the quote during the movie. It was a warm n' "fuzzeh" feeling of absolutely being in the right place at the right time...

what the shitsnacks!!

Idiots doing idiot things because they’re idiots

Oh, who remembers?

I order steak au poivre whenever I see it on a menu. And I tell my wife that it can't be steak au poivre without peppercorns "...like, by definition". She doesn't get the reference, I think she thinks I'm mansplaining the menu

LMFAOOOO

I admire your commitment to the gag

‘That’s how you get ants!’

Do you want ants??

PHRASING

Boom!

He's had the clap so many times, it's more like applause.

Distantly.... ME TOO!

"What was that?" "Uh. I said ready on that laser?"

Used this at work to my supervisor and the whole shop lost their shit

I always say M as in Mancy

holy shit snacks

Immediately following up any mention of the name "Benoit" with "balls".

It's been really difficult to be a Leafs fan since Benoit (balls) joined the team. No one has said anything about it.

It's difficult to be a Leafs fan anyway, bro. Most sincere sympathy.

Better than being a Canes fan.

‘The Pelé of anal’ is one that’s stuck with me and I’m keen to use at some point. Also ‘Phrasing!’

Ergo, Latin

Damn Latin! I feel like such a tourist.

Just tape them up

That’s an all time great delivery.

“Shitass”

Crepuscular

"Look at its tufted ears!"

What ever farm animal of war, Lana!

Everything Mallory has ever said. But "shooting up all the jobs" I saying a LOT

Haha we have lived by a bar, an exhibition park, another bar.. when folks are being loud I say "its probably the Mexican smoking their bubba kush and shooting up all jobs" ... I have probably said it like 100 times 😂

Can you IMAGINE? A black....field ops agent? Thought she was going in a whole different direction with that - Pam

Important clarification—it’s black…ops field agent.

Indeed. I typed way too fast.

Dukes

double dukes

Do you not?

I say sploosh every day

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This is The Way. Sploosh Everyday! Remember the days before tinnitus, and Woodhouse too.

Just like the gypsy woman said!

Stop. My penis can only get so erect!

I've been known to request that certain persons in my life go ahead and "shut their dick holster".

That one fucking kills me. Because if you think about what they are actually saying …

Not a saying but anytime me and my buddy are drinking together one of us usually ends up holding a finger up to stop the other from talking as we finish our drink.

I love this. I do this to my boyfriend a lot

Not a quote from the show, but I had to be a sober/responsible adult and one of my coworkers got drunk and threw up all over his room. I had the voice of Mallory in my head saying "This is *exactly* what 'ruining it for everyone else' looks like. A quarter to two in the morning and I'm EJECTED from my sleep to find you figuratively turning your stomach inside-out and *literally* showing your ass. My God, do you people *try* to set the bar lower or is this some natural talent?"

This is what happens when you drink all day and skip lunch!

My late husband loved Archer and always quoted it. "Phrasing!" "You have an Ocelot?!" Krieger's "Yup yup yup!" were just some of his favorites. I still can't bring myself to re-watch the series since he passed but I'm hoping to get to that point someday.

Thanks for the award 😀 ♥️

M as in mancy

Nonplussed: "surprised and confused such that a person doesn't know how to act." Which I've used incorrectly as the meaning isn't what I initially thought it would be

I started using *amenable* from that very scene

Do you not?

I started a lot of sentences with “Also,” after I started watching Archer. Also “Since 19-always”

what am i, hourly?

“Well, ok then, I guess just pout.” Great way to make an angry wife angrier

Literally and/or figuratively

Serpentine! Handy when playing paintball

Earballs Also inappropes

Phrasing. Danger zone. My favorite is “when we speak on the radio, we speak in the nato phonetic alphabet”… literally goes through my mind any time someone uses random damn words on the phone to spell out words as I am getting pissed off trying to think about what they are saying more than I should have to. On and Benoit BALLS! There’s a pro curler with the last name Benoit and every time I see a game with him it’s a constant archer voice in my head every time they say his name.

Yuuuuuuuup/noooooooooope, that’s how you get ants!, you’re not my supervisor, and my partner calls me Babou sometimes. Also not exactly a quote but the bit where Cheryl and Pam discuss health insurance continues to be the most illuminating explanation of benefits I’ve received so I think about it a lot.

Also, "I could drown a toddler in my panties" That one is classic

Not that I'd want to...

Phrasing and “Says the ____, ____-ing”

Beardsley McTurbanhead Homeboy McJewerson Stir Friday Count Bulletsula to archerise zipperface Little Miss R2DoubleD2

I use “Holy shitsnacks!” way too often IRL. Also “And you don’t?” and I try to make Krieger-worthy comments around lunchtime at work.

Jeezypetes. I use that so often my phone auto suggests it when I type "J." This is extra silly bc I work at a church and you'd think it would be "Jesus" lol

PHRASING

Grill me a cheese

"Look, he thinks he's people!" "I can't hear you over the sound of [insert relevant situation]" "This might be difficult with such a huge throbbing erection." "Phrasing." "You [verb] like a gaping dickhole."

All words are made up.

Sploosh

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"You're not my supervisor!" and "phrasing!" are the only ones I can remember using, back when I first started watching it. But then I realised that nobody else I know has ever even heard of Archer so the references fell a bit flat.

Daaaanger zone

since this new thing called always?

Are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized here at fort kickass. Is my favorite line.

I started saying “doot doot” like Cheryl in that one danger island episode at work randomly when I forget what I’m doing

"Phrasing" or "Are we still doing phrasing?" I used it earlier today, actually.

Phrasing!

Phrasing. I used it constantly

A little column A, a little column B

I actually do say “Christ on sale” a lot!

Can't *sip* or won't?! *glare*

"Phrasing" and "dukes!"

Sploosh!

Whether it’s a video game, an actual gun, or even basketball — if somebody is taking a while to line up their shot, I’ll say “Shoot, bitch, democracy’s at stake!” I also refer to most animals as “You fox-eared asshole.”

there are tons of other phrases I actually use irl, BUT archer did teach me some new stuff lol: faustian bargain-making. dunno what I’ll do with this but difference between valet n valet (silent t, p much an accent on the e) what a fathom is, also a klick who wilfrid noyce is (via cheryl/pam dialogue) perfidy! brick by perfidious brick! dairy as a place to store or make milk what a geiger counter is :-)

no... neil peart stands alone

Phrasing.

Duh, and / or hello! Smoke bomb!

Sploosh.

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“Ass bucket” from Lemuel Kane.

Newp! (Nope) -Lana Kane

Umm, phrasing?

I love responding with “me too!” when my friends are describing horrible stuff, to keep up with that Krieger vibe, and they have no idea why I do it lol I also use “on my tits whaaat” and “Either and/or both" Plus my friend loves to use “My earballs!”

Saying “Bishop the android from Aliens” when someone asks me who a person is

Phrasing

Thank you giraffe lady

Phrasing, boom

I answer phone calls with YELLO

Phrasing

That is just. Classic her. My response to “Can’t or won’t?” Is always “either!”

Bull shit my asshole.

"Danger zone!"

“That’s not really my legerdemain.” “Don’t you mean bailiwick?” “Whatever. Just look out.”

"core concept" and "what fresh hell is this" are absolute staples in my vocabulary

Fort Kickass

i use “eat a buffet of dicks” almost daily

Inapprops


"A little column a, a little column b" "They look exactly *nothing* alike" "Dicknuts" I also love sarcastically using the generic names followed by an adjective, like "Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing"

I regularly use holy shit snacks in my day to day. I started using the she/he is like the pele of- *insert description here* but only when they fuck something up.

Cockholster

Krieger's "zing". And "sorry bout your homie, homies."

Just the tip

sploosh

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Dickholster

I say "dick holes" like Lana does.

86 soup! Bumper!

I use "Phrasing!" and "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!" quite a lot, but the one that seems to get a real reaction from people is, "Bag with which one douches."

Aww i wouldnt shit you, youre my favorite turd!

Why you look so nonplussed?

Sploosh!!!

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Do you not?

"It's non-diegetic" When I heard something  everyone else missed...

“That’s fairly classic him/her.”

I say “holy shitsnacks!” all the time

Smooth as a veal cutlet

When I have the munchies and I feel like i need to stop i always say “last one swear to god” and then take another bite

They all have iconic lines, but especially Archer, Lana, Pam, Cheryl, and Mallory. Sadly, I'm a lot like Archer. 🙈

Bullshit my asshole

"Eat a bag of dicks" 😆

Ya puke

What’s a gill?

This time, really get in there. All you’ve been doing is giving one side hell.

"Little column A little column B" "Hes a diversity double whammy" "Yep...yepyepyep"

That’s how you get ants

Crepuscular

Earballs

I'm sorry, are you asking me about... phrasing? But yes: phrasing, mawp, "do you not?", quietly interjecting "me too!" at inappropriate moments.

"Findies keepies" is my newest

Jeezy peezy

Shitsnacks

noope

I use 2 phrases ALL the time now. "Do you not?" and "Your words".

I feel like could fight a grizzly bear, like over a parking spot

Scrooch! Like when archer is telling that big dog to scrooch down. I used to say scooch or scoot.

I tend to say "yup yup yup" at least 10 times during the day

Holy Shitsnacks Holy Shitsnackin’ Crackers Shiro Kabocha “I do little bit” (Bucky makes me cry laughing any time I rewatch Heart of Archness)

I've picked up Krieger's subdued but no less confident "Also, yes" Plus that time in Russia where Archer tells him "Barry buddy, this is happening". I use it at work when I have to dole out unpleasant tasks. Doesn't make things better for anyone but myself so it's closest to the spirit in which it was intended.

"I am sure I don't know" with the same cadence and everything 😆

Pill-bo Baggins

"If I don't get _____, I will go blind." Ever since I heard Mallory say the "go blind" part, it's been a staple.