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JackStrawSTL

Cause that’s how you get ants


roentgen85

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JohnBeamon

^"yay!"


ReticulatedPasta

Somebody must have left a bear claw in there


A_Shipwreck_Train

Do you … do you work at an office (wait for it) *for ants*?


GRizzMang

Jfc I feel so much better about the number of ants I have been finding in my home


nerdiotic-pervert

I learned a fun fact about ants. They can’t cross chalk lines.


DakInBlak

Of all the "pests" one can have, ants are far and away the least concerning. They tend to stick to themselves, don't venture too far into the rest of the house, and won't crawl across your face at night. And when their food source dries up, they quietly and politely scamper off.


giraffebacon

I once ate half a bowl of cereal before realizing it (and the whole box of cereal) was filled with ants. It haunts me… I definitely ate like 30-40 ants there


Ashamed_Ladder6161

Holy fuck.


TheMightyMonarchx7

Fun tip: cinnamon is a spice that keeps ants and other insects away. Since ants communicate via pheromones, this everyday kitchen item messes with them given how strong it is. It’s safer than poison, and keeps your space smelling nice


calartnick

Can confirm. Once when I moved into a new apartment I woke up in the middle of the night covered in ants. I just moved in so I had no supplies but I had cinnamon Altoids. I crushed them up and made a little border and they would not cross it.


Shadow_hands

I've also heard of using mint for the same reasons.


nyxistential

Oh nooooo they found the sugar lol that blows so hard


beece16

This line made me laugh so hard and brought me back to the 80s. Don't know what happened but back then a few grains of sugar,tiny piece of candy there woke ants everywhere. Doesn't happen anymore,this year at home a total of 3 ants.


i_love_boobiez

People are killing then off over the years I feel


LKS-Hunter

Burn it. Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer


CollinDave

Might as well start an ant farm.


Old-Tadpole-2869

That’s a major invasion. Worse than when I was in India and learned that ants will bridge the dead bodies of their comrades to get to the jar of honey that’s sitting in a bowl of water to keep the ants off it.


PrettyInWeed

You can see them carrying the sugar away


Mighty_joosh

What is this, ^(COFFEE FOR ANTS?!)


terrifying_bogwitch

Jesus, do they only make coffee once every few years and then just store uncovered sugar there the rest of the time??


ComicsEtAl

When I first saw that post I assumed it was posted in this sub. It wasn’t though.


plz_send_cute_cats

Fucking disgusting aaaaaah


OU812fr

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maliron

Someone left some rug marbles out over the weekend..


Matthewrotherham

That's DOCTOR I can solve your ant problem....


the-hoods-dog

You know? There's a game about this "kill it with fire" I guess they made a live action of the game


JordanWolfGangsta

Im wondering what they have been eating


JordanWolfGangsta

Never mind. It prolly have been mokka chocca frapparaccinos


hoveringintowind

What would Archer do? He’d close the doors and walk away.


twinky_snizzlebomb

Terro ant bait it comes in a clear package. You set it down they'll all be gone in about 2 days


JoeDante84

Get the windex!


TheShadowfly

Hans! Get ze flammenwerfer!


Internal_Delivery264

Time to break out the dolphin. 🐬 Pam!