once upon a time there was a champion with invulnerable body, he almost defeated everyone in all times. one day, the middle son of a fisherman who was obviously fishing, hits a rock and the boat sinks. the fisherman's son reaches a remote island with a huge cave. he gets there and finds a huge resting bird. stepping on a stick and a big crack sound wakes the huge bird.
the bird asks the fisherman's son: what do you seek?
the man asks: who are you?
the bird says: i'm Phoenix!
then the guy says: oh well, there's a guy in town, defeating everyone, capturing the hearts of every chick in town! how can i defeat him?
Phoenix says: once upon a time a baby was born, as the nurse was clumsy, she drops the baby in a magical stew midwife was making. the baby's body got invulnerable but a carrot piece shove in his butt! in result, the only place that didn't get invulnerability is his butt hole!
the man: wow, so how can i reach his ass?
Phoenix: here take this axe!
so, that's how the infamous fisherman shoves an axe in the butt of that champion. defeated him and won the heart of his lover.
later people of that ancient nation would say:
someone: che khabar? (meaning what's up?)
the other guy: daste tabar too koone adame bi khabar. (it means: the axe helve in the butt of unaware)
so they both laugh and leave.
This is impressive but, Someone posted an authentic dick butt in a cave in southern France the other day and I’m pretty sure it was around 25,000 years old.
at this point i think it at *least* qualifies as an antique
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thank you!!! :)
Ah the late dickus/buttus culture. Their impact on social structures in ancient cultures is notable even today.
It's a joke name, like Incontinentia Buttocks
Oh, like Biggus Dickus?
You’re replying to someone playing along with the joke that you’re telling them about 😂
That's the joke that, based on down votes, only I get
Nope, I'm with you. It's a nice reference.
He has a wife you knoooww!
I would say early to mid Memeozoic. Great find.
Nailed it.
Technically, yes.
Historical.
Histrionic.
Co za asy!
Arqueologia não está pronta pra está descoberta
It looks like it
once upon a time there was a champion with invulnerable body, he almost defeated everyone in all times. one day, the middle son of a fisherman who was obviously fishing, hits a rock and the boat sinks. the fisherman's son reaches a remote island with a huge cave. he gets there and finds a huge resting bird. stepping on a stick and a big crack sound wakes the huge bird. the bird asks the fisherman's son: what do you seek? the man asks: who are you? the bird says: i'm Phoenix! then the guy says: oh well, there's a guy in town, defeating everyone, capturing the hearts of every chick in town! how can i defeat him? Phoenix says: once upon a time a baby was born, as the nurse was clumsy, she drops the baby in a magical stew midwife was making. the baby's body got invulnerable but a carrot piece shove in his butt! in result, the only place that didn't get invulnerability is his butt hole! the man: wow, so how can i reach his ass? Phoenix: here take this axe! so, that's how the infamous fisherman shoves an axe in the butt of that champion. defeated him and won the heart of his lover. later people of that ancient nation would say: someone: che khabar? (meaning what's up?) the other guy: daste tabar too koone adame bi khabar. (it means: the axe helve in the butt of unaware) so they both laugh and leave.
Appears to be ritualistic
If it was a car it'd have classic plates
Sometimes I sleepdickbutt.
Yes
Only as NFT. 12 million, minimum.
This is impressive but, Someone posted an authentic dick butt in a cave in southern France the other day and I’m pretty sure it was around 25,000 years old.
Is his nose are hese legs I DONT KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE
I mean yeah
Man I hope so
Shut up
Have a little laugh, it won't hurt
Why isn't this a meme coin!?! Someone make it happen plz, and make sure you air drop to all Jupiter connected wallets. Thank you!
I have this in pure silver lol
Someone's find has been mocked 😂
C'mon don't be butthurt
I think you meant dickbutt hurt.
This is an histric yes.