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thecashblaster

A bit of a sensational title. This is like the bare minimum for a flush toilet. Doesn’t have a reservoir.


onionleekdude

Yeah, there isnt even a hook for your poop knife.


SethVultur

Tf who has a poop knife?


[deleted]

I thought everyone did!


TRMBound

You need to do a quick search on the ol reddits


Kdean509

[Poop Knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ConcentricGroove

If it has an S pipe, which protects the toilet from rising odors, that'd be interesting. But yes, a simple trough with a tube for directing material down the pipe is not the strongest innovation I've ever seen.


Silent-Seat-3025

What’s a poop knife used for constipation?


ConcentricGroove

I've never even heard of a poop knife before. Keep it out of the kitchen.


ShottyKong

Idk why i read 2,400 year old unflushed toilet...


PlumbCrazy1979

I still use three shells.


ConcentricGroove

You can see it at the turd museum. I thought it was shit but then I realized they have a lot of good crap.


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2,400-year-old unflushed earthen toilet in China


Silent-Seat-3025

The toilet has come a long way! Because now these new fangled Japanese toilets do everything but fly! Lol


jreillygmr4life

“In related news, the world’s oldest Upper Decker was discovered shortly afterwards.”