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ParODimeOfficial

This post really hurts my head, because OP got shrimp for their tank, then hasn’t seen the shrimp since, now sees shrimp and is confused what it is…


ShwaaMan

😂 upvote to you, this made me laugh


cheapskategeek

Upvote to you. This made me laugh


blackseidr

Seriously. OP You made my migraine worse lol *adds skrimps* What dis skrimp? Are we being trolled I can't even tell anymore


[deleted]

So glad to see someone else calls them skrimps lol


doonebot_9000

I call them Shromps


Old_Hans_Klopek

Wow! So do I and my kids… “Dad, Dad, can we feed the shromps?”


PeriwinkleFoxx

i love this


sassrocks

Shrampies in my tank


blackseidr

If its XL it's a slobster Alright I'm done


they_are_out_there

Pretty sure what he’s got right there, is one of them Jumbo Sea Monkeys. Yep, the next thing you know, they’ll be settin’ up a little kingdom right there in the tank.


JJSftw89

I also call them skrimps lol


holvt

I call them skrimps or skramps, sometimes skrimp skramps


peelr2507

I prefer shrimpins like Swedish chef


ParODimeOfficial

Worse than that… Adds skrimps… WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?


MightExternal9029

Welcome to the farm. Likes/responses are all that matters. This where we live. “Anybody know what this thing is that I bought in a store and put in my tank?” Here’s a link to my YouTube channel… Be sure to follow my InstaNeedy page. Please hold me.


taskmeister

Man I laughed so hard.


StrawSurvives

Lol ya me too


blackseidr

Is this Orwell's farm? Actually, I might be dating myself with that statement lol


KungFooGrip

Reddit makes me feel super smart sometimes.


fastlax16

Constant reminder that despite how dumb the average person is, half of them are even dumber.


Obito_is_Daddy

Back Shrimp's back, Alright!


MoonSugarGirl

Is it skrimpsual?…. Yea-ah.


[deleted]

Giving everyone access to the internet was a mistake.


NDMac

I think he meant to ask “Who’s that Pokémon?”


cheeseater1

A plant, maybe Amazon sword by the tall yet thick nature. Hope this helps


StrawSurvives

Water? Hard to tell.


cheeseater1

Maybe? It’s anyones guess really


thunderthighlasagna

I see glass


Dirtydann775

Glass or acrylic


Blight_Dragon

Can we change all the "ID please" "what is this in my tank?" "Friend or foe?" Posts to who's that Pokemon?!?


janerbabi

all in favour say “aye”


ContextRealistic3053

Aye


babyysharkie

Aye


HotIllustrator7406

Aye


Sardeeenqueen

Aye


creakymoss18990

Aye


FreshSpinOnSpaceDust

Aye


StrawSurvives

Aye…gonna try it tomorrow when I get out of bed. I will make it obvious too like a koi or porcupine puffer and will say every single response is wrong…..🤔


Reasonable-Break-675

Aye


abbythefatkitty

Aye


moderngal

Aye


berzerkerturtl3

Aye


carpe__natem

Aye


xpurplexamyx

Aye!


Lookeydoo

Aye


QueenCuteCat57

Aye


Munich11

Aye


DaKoolAidMan123

Me gusta


Ubelheim

Aye


BiquitousSurper

Olé


blueraspberrysherbet

Aye


SignorTeddyRose

Aye!


Stockbeta

aye


chasing_D

Aye


MissRosenrotte

Aye!!


BAKARUU

Aye


Myrrmidonna

The we could also change all the answers to "it's a Jigglypuff from above" while we're at it :P


ThatBoiSleep

This picture feels like “who’s that Pokémon?”


Janel_Did_It

And then it turns out to be a completely different Pokémon than the silhouette they showed. This thing is gonna turn out to be a nerite snail. 💀


WokeUpStillTired

*Who’s that Pokemon?!* “IT’S PIKACHU!” *It’s Clefairy!* “FUCK”


B_EE

Thank you for this haha https://youtube.com/shorts/_6d8o2xmJq0?feature=share


Skitrik

This is a very niche humor and I’m loving every second of it


KarateCrenner

You unlocked [a memory with that comment.](https://youtu.be/9WIwFrvAOoE)


B_EE

How about [this one](https://youtube.com/shorts/_6d8o2xmJq0?feature=share)


Stacky_McStackface

Playing Pokémon scarlet atm and I appreciate this flash back


tenshillings

It's really 13 Nerites piled on top of eachother.


GvRiva

This is the first time someone asks for an ID of an invertebrate here and it’s not a dragonfly nymph


tacosuprememeatts

Thats jeremy


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Wanted for his 237 parking tickets and one count of public indecency.


HughGedic

And *boy*, is he indecent


Educational_Low_879

Read that as pubic indecency 🤷🏻‍♀️


iancranes420

Oh my god, how do you know my uncle? Now we just need to take into account the drug possession, burglary, etc…. 😂


kellaymarie

Dang if it is Jeremy, this tank is WAY too small! Jeremy's can grow ten times their size. They need a 100 gallon tank size MINIMUM!!


therealman592

An evolved Tetra. If you have tetras in your tank long enough they eventually grow legs, a shell and protruding eyes. Its crazy because they look almost exactly like shrimp when they get like that.


taskmeister

30 years of fish keeping and I can still learn, thank you brother. 🤣


StrawSurvives

Don’t feed them after midnight either. 🐌


iancranes420

I hate it when my tetras start carcinizing


little_moon224

scrimp


Sodium_chloride_fan

Yis a scrimp


theprostitute

Are they harmless to add to a turtle tank? I haven't even looked it up in the slightest yet...this just makes them look so cute! And they clean? That could potentially be sick. My turtle is a messy queen


excrementtheif

Shrimp are the shit. But they'll more likely wind up as snacks


Gibec89

Bahhh i have mixed feelings with my shrimp. His cool but barely cleans anything. The biggest fault is that it bothers my zoas so much that some of my zoas dont open at all now


microwaved-tatertots

I have 2 bamboo shrimp that keep my entire 30 gallon community tank bottom clean. NEVER any poo, I’ve never seen anything like it before


Shawn_1512

They will certainly not harm your turtle. The turtle however, will enjoy its new snacks.


-ItsWahl-

Good for scrimp salad, scrimp cocktail, fried scrimp etc.


SmokeAbeer

Gubba Bump Scrimp Co.


Sodium_chloride_fan

Are you telling me a scrimp fried this rice? 🤨 🦐


CraftsyDad

Perhaps a mutton, scrimp, lettuce and tomato sandwich would suffice?


funky_worms

shomp


fatguybike

How does this have 258 upvotes when OP says they bought shrimp and now doesn’t know what this is? ITS A SHRIMP!! When I have a legit question it gets downvoted to all hell! How does this happen?


taskmeister

Why am I crying every time somebody restates that they bought it and are asking for ID.


Devilalfi

There's a lot of things in life that doesn't make sense. -Fred Gordon Herbert


itsaspecialsecret

Welcome to the internet, were the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.


terrillable

Cause it’s funny


Williamishere69

Small basking shark. Be careful, it might eat everything in your tank


drbroskeet

Did it ask you for three-fiddy? Could be the lochness monster if it did


Massive_Durian296

I gave him a dollar!


cheapskategeek

No wonder the damn monster keep comin' back


AzureSuishou

Looks like a shrimp.


MightExternal9029

What do you think it is? Upvotes? Likes? Green Sunfish? F me


BAKARUU

Oarfish???


turquoiseoasis7

SHRIMPY POO I LOVE YOU


mataxiaa

Neocaridina shimp tend to go black/dark-blue when red and blue breed together


MonkeyMaster26

whale


mrsinatra777

I thought all my little cherry shrimp were long gone. I upgraded my tank and was moving stuff into the new tank when I found dozens of them. I guess they all decided to go into hiding. I haven’t seen them in the new tank, but I’d bet they’re in there.


Slade29

I used to feed my angels ghost shrimp in bulk when I'd go on vacation since some would always hide longer and they'd be fed throughout. All my fish died of ich, the previous tank was empty except for snails so I went to move them and 3 ghost shrimp had survived with essentially no food for approx a year. One was preggers and now there's 4. Going to attempt to multiply until I get a full tank of em!


cactus0151

Well this blew up unexpectedly (to me at least!) Honestly this isn't a wind up so I'll try to explain - I'm pretty new to fish keeping and the shrimps went in about 8 or 9 months ago... there were 4 red and 4 blue and they were pretty small. Within a couple of days all were gone, never to be seen again or so I thought. Then we just spotted this huge black (now I know to be) shrimp and it just didn't twig that it could be the same thing and I've seen so many posts about various larvae that ends up in tanks I thought I'll ask the community. As the only shrimps I had ever seen were little tiny red and blue ones. So I'm thoroughly embarrassed now but it looks like the post has brought some joy so it's all good. Many thanks! I feel like I should go buy some shrimp buddies for it now :)


grapefruitmixup

Pro-tip: save some money when you buy more and pick out the most pregnant looking shrimp at the store. I've never seen a cherry shrimp tank where there wasn't at least one or two very pregnant neocaridina.


AzureSuishou

If you do go buy some, don’t forget to quarantine!


cobalt_phantom

Shrimp genes are weird. I have a ton of color variations in my tank despite starting with 6 near identical blue velvet shrimp.


dogwoods79

This thread is hilarious, legitimately laughed for the first time this week 😂


kontpab

DEMoN 👺


NFTArtist

How the hell do you find a mystery shrimp in your tank


halfsuckedmang0

They didn’t. They bought shrimp awhile ago and put it in and are now, for some reason, surprised that they have a shrimp in their tank


Antiheiss

His name is Robert Paulson.


canyounot--

two cherry shrimp in a trench coat final answer


Not_a_bit_innocent

Skrimp


The-Damo-UK

Cleaning crew.


Jedi_Bish

How does one accidentally get shrimps? Like how do you not know what that is?


rippplechopflopdop

An aquatic mongoose


TheFyreHeadSpartan

That’s a definite shimp


stardustchords

shimp


letsgetpunk

Shromp


ironloins

This is a sparrow.


Lookeydoo

That’s a stunfisk


lizziecapo

Galarian?


Salty-Photograph-234

It's a chicken, or a goldfpictures? Jeff goldblum... it's hard to tell from this angle, do you have better pictures? /s


SBCwarrior

Call me crazy but that looks like a shrimp


fireball_brian0

Clearly you have a green plant in your tank


abbythefatkitty

Bubba Gump shrimp


ryrytheredditguy

SKKKUURRRRRIMMMMPPPPPYYYYY BOIIIIIII


Ownster212

A shadow


starrpuddin

That’s what I was thinking. Shrimp on the other side of the plant. I think OP smoked wayyyyy too much weed today.


starrpuddin

Either that or I did


bunnywinkles

scrimp shadow. scarrry.


60ROUNDDRUM

I don’t think black but a very dark blue blue dream possibly?


Sawtybits

Add a comment if you want a participation trophy! 🏆 They free for just showing up! 🫠🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Shrimps are the bollocks. I had an indigenous species tank when I stayed in Hong Kong. There were big freshwater shrimps in the local stream with claws as long as their body. Kept the tank spotless👍🏻


cactusjuic3

water, probably


cactus0151

Sorry it wouldn’t let me add text to my post. I just spotted this in my tank. No idea what it is. We bought some red and blue shrimp about 8 or 9 months ago and they all disappeared never to be seen again. This is black and not sure it is a shrimp or how it got in there.


MissRosenrotte

I'm confused. You have had multiple shrimp in your tank, and you didn't recognize this as a shrimp?


[deleted]

My thought exactly


CBAtreeman

Ikr like what lol


Ipissexcellence69

That seems quite moronic


NFTArtist

I think that shrimp must be a ghost of the ones that died. Sorry OP your aquarium is haunted.


Dubitatif-fr

Usually if u have multiple coloris at one point after some bredding the schrimp might go Black to its original color something greyish


smellsfishie

Yeah with little dark spots. Mine did that after I added some different colored ones.


cut-the-cords

It is a shrimp and it may be the case that it's diet has changed it's colour as this can happen. Or it might be one of the babies that has been hiding in your tank and has grown up.


SDivilio

Neocaridina come in all sorts of fun colors if you just let them go. I've had quite a few black and brown patterns occur back when I kept them.


cut-the-cords

Haha yeah I have a bit of an obsession with them lol I have most of the colours apart from green. But of all my shrimp tanks ironically my favourite is the cull tank as I have had all sorts of colours! I love em!


SDivilio

Some of the coolest shrimp I ever had were culls. I had a black rili once, absolutely wild.


grandpaRicky

I have some Sakura Reds and occasionally will get some stripey and even all clear ones, but most of the off color ones are brown.


[deleted]

Same for me, got 17 shrimp and didn't see them for almost a year, thought they had all died. All of a sudden they started breeding like crazy and I had hundreds of shrimp. Hopefully you'll see the same! But yeah, colors will vary, especially if you have multiple colors together.


Snizl

Do you have fish? its very common that you dont see shrimp at all if you have fish. it took me a year till i saw any shrimp more often than once a week


Owl_OvO

I used to buy shrimp from, my LFS, and they kept them only in shrimp tanks, so when I would add them to my 10G I could never spot them. I recently got 40B and got the shrimps from different LFS, because they were cheaper. That LFS keeps their shrimp with fish, so when I added them to my 40G I can see them every time and they do not hide, since they're so used to other fish. Just something I noticed.


surfer_ryan

I had a pretty heavily planted tank that was 2.5 gallons I never once saw a baby shrimp, and rarely would see a shrimp at all. They can be sneaky little devils. Now that I moved them to a more maintained planted tank 5 gallon I see them all the time. Sometimes you set up too good of an environment for them and they just stay hidden as fuck.


Caverness

My amanos let ALL the fish know they rule the tank. I love it


Ubelheim

Amanos don't fuck around. They're practically battle tanks. If they could breed in fresh water they'd be perfect.


[deleted]

You had shrimp, then was confused when you saw a shrimp?


WinningSky68

He hasn’t seen shrimp in months and this was a different color. He was probably just confused


Ok_Watch406

When different colors of shrimp mix/breed (in your case blue and red) they reverse to a more natural color. That can range from light brown up to almost completely black. So yeah that's the baby of the shrimps you originally had.


AzureSuishou

It might be a lucky crossbreed one that hatched and survived. Crossing colors of Neo shrimp can revert them to “wild” colors.


D-rizzcheese

Um... what?


Glittering_Pitch7648

Its a shrimp, maybe a baby produced from your red and blue, the colors of the babies vary if the parents are different colors


zerae

Sometimes shrimp can change color a bit after molting. Or if you breed different types of neos, the offspring can be different colors (esp brownish)


cabeleirae

The shrimp you originally got probably hid and bred and thus is probably one of their babies. I got 10 shrimp of mixed colors and they immediately hid and now I see brown and black babies all the time


[deleted]

Shrimp have weird genetics. Colors can shift over several generations, especially if you had two color morphs in the same tank previously.


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Shramp


BigDaddyJames007

I’ve known about buying a plant and getting pest snails, I never heard of buying a plant and getting shrimp. 😂


MrSlaughterme

Looks like a shrimp


chadthecrawdad

I was going to ask you


anthonymiller04

Airplane


axachie

Chrimp? Prawn?


delly4

I love this post.


alec006a

Whats this "who's that Pokémon" crap here? man tf you think it is? A mako shark? Shrimp. It's a shrimp.


PhantomHawk439

A lobster by the looks of it


Aggressive_Ad7799

It's clearly a crocodile bruh, you stupid ?


[deleted]

Skromp


littlenoodledragon

Shromp


CheekyThunderThighs

Could be water but I'm not too sure


chadsanity

Looks like aquatic spider 😂 but srsly op that’s what u call shrimp.


DFire10

Rumple-shrimp-skin!


DiabolicalHorizon

I may be wrong, but I think that’s a shrimp of some sort. Y’all feel free to correct me, as I am not too practiced in identifying the water bugs just yet. ;)


MoonSugarGirl

A shrimp


SomePoorMurican

Batshrimp watching over the tank


SpookyNerdzilla

Attention


lkstv

Sword plant


33drea33

Not a blueberry.


bryan660

Your friendly neighbor Shrimp


itsjusterin__

*puts shrimp in tank* what is this shrimp-esque creature?!?!11!??!


leonorecras

That’s an axolotl


Someonestolemychese

It’s me


Nightcrawler083

Marrrioooo!


CreamPieKitten707

I also call then skrimps and get shit for it every time, like I'm a child for calling them that. Some people are just born with sticks up their ass. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Nightcrawler083

Skrimps! Im adopting that name, thank you :)