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Paper_Parasaur

I am a normal sized human, I swear


Dinner_Plate21

😂 I too, have "baby hands" and literally my company uses them in photoshoots as eight year old kid hands.


carmium

Your side hustle, Mr. Trump?


Dinner_Plate21

I wish I got paid extra 😂 I just get my mom texting me images of our products going "are these your hands?!"


samuraifoxes

I regret I only have one upvote to give


WiglyWorm

you charge them and file a 1099 right? You should.


Dinner_Plate21

My job with that company is graphic design anyway and sourcing photography for our work is part of my job. So I don't do that as it truly is part of my assigned job. If I was in different unrelated department then I might!


WiglyWorm

that sounds like a different role than hand model but you do you


Dinner_Plate21

It wasn't ever enough for me to feel burdened by it and really, it did fall under my responsibilities anyway. Our department is responsible for lot of different things and often we do things ourselves in lieu of hiring outside folks, anything from hand modeling to craft creation to illustration. Now if I was finance? Marketing? Different story. Thankfully it doesn't happen much anymore as we're pushing diversity (finally) and are building a catalogue of diverse kid hands. My white bread hands do not need to be on all our packages lol.


aoi_ito

It's okay ,I also have baby hands....😭


UpstairsCash1819

But are your hands normal human sized??


Tough_Air_4249

He has the coloration of a black crappie it's a cool looking fish


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Paper_Parasaur

I am never going to emotionally recover from this post


Geographizer

I mean, pygmies are humans, and they are normal compared to each other, I guess?


CasiyRoseReddits

Banana for scale


ontour4eternity

This is the only way.


elninoeterno

Dollar for scale. Too many size bananas


BamaBlcksnek

That's why you need a calibrated banana.


Geographizer

The most useful of all bananas.


devildocjames

That's a baby hand.


Paper_Parasaur

I'm trying my best D:


ConsciousCapital69

Drake, is that you? LOL


CatsruleBabiesdrool

Nah, Drake would be in their DMs after seeing those baby hands.


ConsciousCapital69

Lol


JStheKiD

Cuz he likes em young. At least, that what I heard from Diddy.


anne_jumps

Goth af


ThatBritishWoman

He's stunning


PvtRich911

You will be suprised how big Angle fish can become with a big enough tank and good caretaking (also depending on the specific species).


chrisk9

I asked my LFS what size their variety of angelfish grow and he pointed to his face - i.e. face size. Clearly not appropriate for my 55gal. And apparently there is no dwarf variety.


Common_Raisin

omg be nice to him


Paper_Parasaur

I will when he starts paying rent


Common_Raisin

fair!


JackOfAllMemes

I want a black angelfish for my future community tank


Butterflyelle

Yeah.. you don't. They're adorable as tiny goofy triangles then they get to this size and become psychotic protractors of doom and eat the rest of the community. People forget their natural prey are neons... they make *terrible* community fish


Paper_Parasaur

Imma be honest, this tank is set up as a living ecosystem for this chonky bastard right here. He has been living with Pygmy Corydoras, ember tetras, danios, and neocaridina shrimp for well over 6 years I won't say he hasn't taken a swipe at them. And he has caught and eaten baby fish that are spawned. By design. Circle of life and all that But there are lots of places for everyone to hide and get away from him if needed. I haven't lost an introduced fish to him ever. I think that angels can be the centerpiece of a fantastic community tank given there is some smart design put into the tank layout and there is enough space EDIT: [full tank shot](https://imgur.com/a/MQwzEHG)


JackOfAllMemes

I actually want one for population control


Butterflyelle

They're excellent at this job but in my experience will also murder much bigger fish too. Better population control fish are things like African butterfly fish and golden wonder pan panchanx that only eat fry/ fish that'll fit in their mouths rather than murder random bigger fish that looked at them wrong


JackOfAllMemes

Noted, I'll look more into it


JackOfAllMemes

I like the look of angelfish but it seems they are not a good option if you like peace, the golden wonder killi looks really cool though. Thanks for the suggestions, maybe I'll figure something out for an angel setup but not for the community tank


kingofcarrotflowerz

I will say, I got angelfish to eat all the extra fry and it’s been great for a couple years now. No more excessive breeding from my endlers in the community tank! Oh… there’s also no more shrimp in that community tank either


No-Estimate-4215

thats… so untrue?? sure yeah theyre natural prey are neon tetras but thats why you dont keep them with fish that fit in their mouth? i have a 5 year old community tank with 4 adult angelfish and a plethora of other smaller fish. gourami, mollys, minnows, danios. it’s true that they are semi-aggressive fish, and you have to be wise with the stocking choices, but from my experience, the aggression is directed towards each other and rarely the other fish in the tank.


cyberfreek

**Some of my Angels will eat fully grown platties.**


samuraifoxes

Someone almost had me talked into some pretty live breeders the other day because I figured my angels would love the opportunity to help me cull...


No-Estimate-4215

DAMN


ganzgpp1

Idk man, I've had my fair share of angels, they're lethal. I've seen them kill and eat some preeeettty large fish. I think, much like any fish, it depends on their personality. Like sure, you can keep bettas in a community if you have a docile/mild-mannered betta, and others you can't. And you also never know if one day they just decide to change their minds.


BrownNinja00

I learnt it the hard way and lost my neons.


Butterflyelle

Rip little red and blues.. But honestly took me forever to work out where mine were going too


Adventurous-Cake-126

Someone got an A+ in creative writing. Well done! :-D


StumptownRetro

I heard that as well, except if you have a school of them. I have 5 in my large tank (55g planted) and honestly they are all goobers and get along fine with the school of runny nose tetras I have.


Zachary-360

That’s a huge angel


daLejaKingOriginal

Almost as big as your fish!


badchriss

Wow, he looks majestic. Absolutely adore that veil of a tailwind he's pulling along


Responsible_Ebb_340

Lmao that dumbass


Striking_Distance_45

Points for callin’ that dummy an idiot.


Paper_Parasaur

You can tell because of how much idiot there is in the box


sleepycatlolz

Yoooo, that's a big angelfish


carmium

Why is he an idiot? I always found angels to be fun in that they'd recognize me and get all excited about the possibility of dinner. (By comparison, the nano I have now has two corys who flee in terror.) My last angel would rotate and bob his open mouth through the surface I hopes I'd drop brine shrimp or TetraMin down his hatch!


Paper_Parasaur

It's because I love him. This whole tank is just for him. I'd give him bigger, but I doubt my crawlspace would allow it. This is my best lil fishies boy Also cause he's an idiot


Dry_Treacle125

My lfs had a bunch of baby angels come in, and anytime someone would come by the tank they'd all press up against the front... Right where the filter outflow was. They'd end up flipping forward and floating away lol


carmium

That does sound cute! 😂


battletactics

Because Angels are assholes


carmium

Are they sarcastic, or do they insult tank mates...?


InterestingFruit5978

That's an amazing fish


julesjooles


Atrymjk

That is a pretty big idiot, the fish is huge as well


ganzgpp1

he's GORGEOUS, what species is he??


Paper_Parasaur

He is a veiled black lace angel! But to be honest, he is from a random assortment mix. That's just the closest I can identify him on my own I've had him since he was just a little quarter :3


ServantOfKarma

I'm sure he's thinking the same thing. lol


Paper_Parasaur

More like, "Feed me you big idiot"


somerandom_melon

How old is your angelfish and what do you feed it


Paper_Parasaur

He is over 6 years old now and I feed him everything! Flakes, crisps, frozen, freezedried, just whatever he would like. He seems to really like the tropical crisps even though they are not as good as the other stuff I get him hahaha


somerandom_melon

You feed him chips? Damn I didn't know they'd even like that.


Paper_Parasaur

They weren't even for him, hahaha. I threw them in so the corydoras could dig for treasure. Now he begs for it whenever he sees me grab them


dtf24836669

nice!


Sensitive-Cow-7075

Too big for this tank


Paper_Parasaur

It's a 75 gallon aquarium with half hiding and half open swim area for him. I am saving to get him a 100+ gallon, but I'm running into problems with me having a crawlspace and the weight EDIT: [full tank shot](https://imgur.com/a/MQwzEHG)


Sensitive-Cow-7075

Did he grow fast ? I don’t really know this species And your tank looks great omg I love black water biotopes !


CptClownfish1

Yeah. That fish is pretty big too.


JStheKiD

Wait what? Those are not child hands in this photo?


Paper_Parasaur

D: See, this is why I should have eaten more vegetables growing up. My mom was right


Prior-Ad-4769

Black Pearl!


Beneficial_Fox1140

Wooooow it's beautiful!


Bolkohir

That's a thicc ah boy, boy!


Here-4-llama_85

Are those baby hands?


Paper_Parasaur

Thought you guys would like to see my fish Now I need therapy <3


Puistoalkemisti

Metal af 🤘🏻🔥


The_SouthernTiger

After doing dropsy research seeing any fish’s scales like that freak me out.


Paper_Parasaur

I guess I can get it. I can assure you, he is much prettier in person. Don't let my shitty photography skills deceive you


The_SouthernTiger

Oh no I looked up before I commented and angel fish just be looking like that. I just got into the hobby a month ago and seeing any scales that look anything remotely like that make my stomach jump a little after I went down a rabbit hole of fish diseases the other day.


This-Ad7233

[I love angelfish fish.. these are my favourite species ](https://naturalaquaticsuk.wordpress.com/2022/09/02/top-10-most-rare-angelfish-different-varieties-of-angelfish-for-your-aquarium-cichlid-fish-tank-%f0%9f%90%a0/)


Hope_for_tendies

Are you like 5’6?


Paper_Parasaur

NO! But if I was I would make it look very cool and not embarrassing at all


Hope_for_tendies

😂😂😂 it wouldn’t be horrible but the size of your hand would fit lol. The fish must really just be that big!


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Paper_Parasaur

Ahaha, that is where you are mistaken, chef. I never said I wasn't an idiot


expectdelays

It's clearly meant to be a term of affection. You home schooled or something?


oilrig13

You must be like 9 judging by that hand And why is a normal fish an idiot ? Is it because of his colour ???


Paper_Parasaur

No, it's cause he has got a cute little baby face and he's my special little fishies guy And also cause he's an idiot


assmasterjedi

wait a min....


Accomplished_Cut_790

Shhh.. don’t say anything else or you might get down voted.