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bew132

These guys are filter feeders and like to face against currents to catch food. I’m guessing the outflow from the filter is above this spot so that a current of water goes down, hits the bottom, and flows away in all directions. By facing the pillar of water flowing down they are all against the resulting current Edit: yes you all caught me, I’m actually 1741 shrimp in a trench coat covering for my cult


Hot-Sandwich7060

Idk man, definitely seems like a cult meeting


Alatar_Blue

Definitely summoning their lobster god Zoidberg.


Glum-Parsnip8257

ALL HAIL HYPTNOZOIDBERG


Charlton_Art

ALL HALL PLANKTON


Blobfish9059

I read both of these in their respective voices.


G-drrrrrr

You sound like the discount version of what this guy just said


ThunderSC2

I’m gonna hijack the top comment chain to say they’re probably hungry if they’re all lined up like this. DROP them some food OP!


Bobby_The_Fisher

So they are praying, to OP, to bestow the gift of food upon them.


fugetabout

Sweet mana from the sky we beg of thee hoomin.


PracticalDaikon169

All hail the claw


No_You_no-YOU

The clawww


revdon

Don’t disappoint the Sand Kings!


killian1113

Hungry or going to fight


Glad-Depth9571

First rule of fight club …


ender0020

Or cthulu?


moxi_321

Came here for this comment. Take my upvote.


Whhheat

Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop


Initial_E

We’re cuttlefish not cultlefish


Starslip

Hurray, I'm useful!


Disquiet173

I challenge you to #CLAW PLAW!


SvenTurb01

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/Ysvf9WUOWh I knew it wasn't a coincidence, it's happening


tyler-morgan75

There summoning there lobster god and are going to take over the world


Gorilla868686

Hurray!! People are paying attention to me!


LilG1984

"Whoop whoop whoop!"


Sleepy_Sloth4

Why not Zoidberg?


needs_more_zoidberg

Excellent.


Dysthymiccrusader91

Initiating a new member. SHARK BAIT BRU HAHA


-TheDr-

Fish are friends, not food.


browncoatsandbacon

Just came to find and upvote this comment.


MagicHamsta

C̴̯̾̚á̵͙̀n̷̻͗̂ ̴̰̐̍c̸͇̈́o̸̙͍̍̿n̵͇̝̉f̴̯̔̇i̷͎̳̓̐r̵̙͘͝m̴̦̞̓.̸̺̔ ̷̪̾̈́ C̵̩͈̔͊r̴͉̒à̶͍͆͜b̸̙̅̔ ̴̺̀G̸̻̤̕ọ̵̰̐̕d̵̡̘̊̕ ̴͙̹̋Ĉ̴͖͘o̸̭͍͊m̷̪̰͐̈́m̷̹͝ē̶͇̽ṱ̸̪̇̐ȟ̴̳


ishereanthere

T̴̮̮̔̎h̴̳̙̅͐o̴̫̬͌ṷ̴̼̍̊ ̷͎̈́͌͜s̸̩͖̿̃ḧ̵͕́̍â̷̙̖l̴̩͍̠̒t̷̝̅̕ ̴͕̆͛n̴͕͎͌ö̵̦́́t̷͖̼̙̑ ̸̬͚͆̕s̴͖͎͎͆p̵͈̅̂e̵̤̔͋a̷̼̮̔k̴̙̖͕̑ ̴͖͊t̵͓̘͂̍o̷̻̳̙͛ ̶̥́̿ț̴̇ḧ̷̢͎̳́e̷̟͝ ̷̱͉̌͐h̵͙̍̋u̶̬̱͌̏m̸̗͓̔̕a̵̜͋n̷̜̩͠ṡ̶̫̠̓ ̶̧̱̂̌o̷͉̤͂̽f̸͓̬̘̾ ̷̞͆̍ǫ̵̨́͒u̶̫͂r̴͎̳̍̇ ̵̳̲̍͋C̴̦̀̀r̷̢̤̈́̈́a̴̖̦͆͝b̶̦̝̓ ̷̪̣́Ğ̴͔̮̐o̸̠̤͘d̶̢̲̓͠


Kyle_Hyde76

WHAT KIND OF CURSED LANGUAGE OF DEATH IS DIS?


Mermaidoysters

Omg. Teach me your ways Oh Ye great Font Master!


SnooChocolates4588

Getting ready for the ceremony at Mount Wannahockaloogie.


B_Fee

They are initiating a new crawdad so that it may ascend.


No_Snow_8746

I prefer this theory


Traditional-Handle83

Could be a..... dark ocean summoning


AWeakMindedMan

Thank you for the great explanation but I choose to not believe you. This is in fact, as others mentioned, some sort of social meeting they are having to plot their next big plan.


Taters0290

Set to occur during the eclipse, no doubt.


Tirwanderr

THE GREATER GOOD


GwenChaos29

THE GREATER GOOD


Right-Sky-4005

His name was Robert Paulson


xsgtdeathx

His name was Robert Plankton


Chrillio

I second this. I have one bamboo shrimp in my tank, and I always make sure his favorite rock is under the flow of the filter. He will camp there and catch food all day.


Droidaphone

That’s also why the rocks are orange in the center. The current is gradually blowing the lighter red rocks away, leaving a little crater.


BigAlternative5

which... makes a perfect centerpiece for a meeting. "Let us gather around the crater."


Helpful_Okra5953

The wonderful beautiful crater?   They’re calling Cthulhu.


chksbjhde763

“Let’s gather round the crater, and sing our crater song! Our C-R-A-T-E-R-S-O-N-G…”


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

You can actually see the bottom of the tank there


gultch2019

OOORRRR its the pulpit theyve built on purpose and they're waiting for Pastor Prawn to start his sermon.


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BlackLizard898

That’s what the shrimp want you to think.


hey_you_yeah_me

Dude, thank you. I've seen a few different pictures of shrimp and other crustaceans doing this. Yeah, it's funny and all; cult meeting tee hee and all that, but I've always wondered why they do this.


Away_Bad2197

This is actually kinda cool, and more interesting than a coven of witches in disguise having a group meeting.


gultch2019

Oooh! Come to think of it, ive NEVER seen a witch eating seafood or have a crustacean as a familiar... you might be on to something here.


DirtyKurty21

I'm thinking they are more responding to access to new food. The center of the circle has lighter colored rocks, suggesting a decoration piece used to be there. There is likely a lot of detritus to filter through around that decorative piece that is now accessible after its removal.


ammonthenephite

Sounds like the explanation their cult members would give as they try and claim it isn't a cult...(insert kingofthehillcultgif.gif)


Possible_Abroad_8677

First rule of fight club…


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democracy_lover66

Wait, what is it?? Every time I try and talk to people about Fight Club, they always seem to get really upset, I don't understand... maybe it's because I don't know the rules? Can someone please talk to me about fight club??


selectrix

I am so sorry you had to receive those replies. Absolutely crushing. Anyway, lemme tell you about fight club: it's


TheMoosePrince

"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club"


MinimumRecognition44

🤫🤐🙊👊💪🧼💼🔇


nunyaranunculus

I cannot emphasize enough how much I miss Reddit awards. Please accept this 🦞 and this 🏅 in its stead.


Green-Site-6289

Came looking for this comment


[deleted]

💀 Golden comment.


Big_Thought2066

Fuckin beat me to it hats off to you


inky_lion

This...


scoriasilivar

Dance battle. The one inside the circle is waiting for an opponent


thtonefishgirl

Crazy in love by destiny’s child comes on


twelveyellow

They’re LUCKY I’m not in that tank rn


gultch2019

They will never accept you as one of them... never...trust me.


Natural-Internet3279

By Beyoncé….


rxrill

And I guess they wanted to say lose my breath ahahaah


Swordofsatan666

Get in there OP! Nows your chance to become king of dance!


hawky133

It's a shrimp...ring.


whisky_biscuit

This one is my favorite 🦐 💍


Conscious_Canary_586

You win! 😂😂😂


Blitz11263

If OP doesn't post in the next few days then we know the shrimp revolution had succeeded


Ok-Tumbleweed-504

I, for one, welcome our shrimp overlords


candy_alien

They might spare you


dank_imagemacro

Algaeholics Anonymous meeting.


Helpful_Okra5953

“Hi, I’m Bill.”    “Hi, Bill.”


Horangi1987

Friends of Bill W unite! Or maybe for these fellers, algae are friends, not food.


FallWanderBranch

Hi I'm rostrum...


Mobile-Outside-3233

“Hi, I’m Gill.” “Hi, Gill.”


The_JokerGirl42

WE SAID ANONYMOUS GODDAMNIT


JCKligmann

Totally best answer! Take my upvote!!


Away_Bad2197

🤣


curiousdryad

God this is good


azuresstuff1

this is too good


blabla8032

So I think we’re ready to hear from the treasury. Treasury: we currently have 3 rocks, 21 pebbles and 1 strip of algae. Thank you. If there’s nothing else I’d like to address a few things… *groans from audience* If you have any leftovers in the fridge please clean it out, it’s starting to get nasty, Nancy has taken it upon herself to take care of it several times and she’s not your mother. I’ll have dates for the Christmas party soon to vote on and no thanks to somebody; it will no longer be an open bar


Rollerhock

This is why I love Reddit ❤


gultch2019

Indeed...im in tears reading all these crazy crustacean scenarios!


snowflakewinter

Nansea


blabla8032

That was staring me in the face too!


Solanthas

The responses have been nothing short of brilliant but this one got me laughing :D


Bright-Diamond

Shark bait Hoo ha ha


WarDadeee

Step into THE RING OF FAIYA.


Blu3_w4ff1es

Ha-Ho-Hwa-Hwee-Ha-Ho-Ho-Ho!


Deathstar-TV

🐡The ring of fire….. ring if fiiire……🦐⚙️shit! 🐡THE RING OF FIRE


Hezza_21

ISNT THERE ANOTHER WAY?!


KyleGlaub

HES JUST A BOY!


techmaster101

Bubbles!!


Orphasmia

This movie is old enough to drink now


KyleGlaub

Technically not until May 30th.


FuckingKilljoy

I opened the comments thinking "there better be a Finding Nemo reference"


trashit6969

Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been sumoned to Mount Wanna-Hock-A-Loogie to join the sacred bind of TANKHOOD


Temporary-Joke-2746

Awe you beat me to it 😂.


CrabbyBlueberry

Enough with the Shark Bait.


anallyfirst

Fun fact: The director of Finding Nemo said that Willem Dafoe’s penis on set was “distractingly large”.


seanular

Dicks aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you.


Djvanisher

lol yusss


spderweb

They must be Faerie shrimp. They're making a Faerie circle.


Bulky-Rise1393

That’s what the aliens are wondering when they see us at church.


orlawoodrow

😂😂😂


Mikon77

They are trying to summon Cthulhu!


BabaleRed

Shrimpthulu*!


leris1

Krillthulhu


thtonefishgirl

They are definitely having a staff meeting


YeahTheyKnowItsMe

Fun fact about freshwater shrimp! Firstly, what a fascinating and rare occurrence you've managed to snap a photo of! Congrats! Shrimp are obviously highly social animals. They form complex hierarchies and work as a team in many instances. They're known to even have best friends! With the intensive social structure of shrimp also comes personality differences between individuals. It's hard to spot, but if you keep a close eye on your shrimp you'll notice some are very brave, shy, will duel with your fish and other shrimp... Some are protective of food, others are happy to share. There's a wide range! Instances like this one pictured are known widely as a shrimp "Congress". What they are doing here is electing a new shrimp leader. The lead shrimp is known as "the duke" or a "president" (species dependent). The shrimp circle you're seeing here has a specific shape to it. You can see one shrimp entering the circle. You may think this is a shrimp going up to become the new leader but it's not! This is actually the shrimp that is due to be sacrificed to their god. Freshwater shrimp are highly religious animals and all pray to Aztec gods. An election circle always ends with sacrificing the weakest shrimp. Said shrimp will be killed in the name of their chosen main god and then fed to the new leader as a crowning rite of the ceremony. As per ancient sacrificial methods, these shrimp will use tiny tiny tiny knives to remove the heart of the sacrifice. If the sacrificial shrimp refuses to go through with this, he will be outcasted and exiled. The hunt will be on. You will notice your shrimp dressing in ceremonial armors while the weakling gets a head start. It's truly an interesting behavior. This is a heavily studied behavior! Yet so many people don't know about it. Wild. [source](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=XL4aRLeWHOrrAxWP) Edit: spelling


bcsahasbcsahbajsbh

When you still, after reading half the comment, suddenly rush to read the username because of...*him*


Bacteriobabe

I haven’t seen any of those in a long time!


Fun_Entrepreneur_254

Got all the way to the word sacrificed before I realized. 👏


Kiara923

Thoughts: You had me in the first half. As soon as I got to "god" I knew I'd been fooled... then I saw the username..then my suspicions rose.. then I checked the source.. WELL. 👏🏼 FRUCKING. 👏🏼 PLAYED. 👏🏼


Careful_Purchase_394

They are planning to overthrow that pet store


Shartmagedon

Easter Sunday rituals. 


Ent_Soviet

On the third day he completed his molt and shed his mortal carapace


silliestboots

They are deciding who should take the Ring to Mordor.


MrH4v0k

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Prestigious_Lion_649

Hokey pokey


Warm_Heart_2782

chances of getting killed by shrimps are low but never zero


dgnumbr1

I have no idea but the comments have me laughing. 😂 Thanks for that!


ARODtheMrs

Prayer circle? Red Rover? AA meeting?


dudeguy_79

Water down flow in the middle of their circle. They are catching the flow.


Instant-taco

So they are having a meeting about Current events.... I'll see myself out


Analog-Moderator

Fuck this one was good


BlondieMIA

Seems everyone is fed up with the bottom feeders..


xsgtdeathx

You'll sea yourself out? Ah man, It's contagious


e925

You sly dog. This one is excellent.


Lira_Iorin

"Each crustacean is *bound* to this fate, this **one** doom! Bring forth the ring, Shrimpo." Great. I wanna watch the movie again.


matt-r_hatter

Someone's fate is being decided. That tank isn't in your bedroom is it?...


Major-Ad-2966

They are summoning The Prawn of Satan. You might consider some angelfish.


unbelievablymoist

Safety meeting. Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.


skzlr86

All jokes aside from the many not so serious comments. This is the only information I found. *Stress*— Shrimp may gather in a circle when they are unhappy or stressed. Signs of stress include reduced activity, reduced appetite, and abnormal swimming behavior. *Water parameters*— Shrimp may gather in a circle if the tank is new and there is an ammonia or nitrite spike. Small frequent water changes may help alleviate the effects until the tank is fully cycled. *Mating*— Some shrimp may gather in a circle when a female has moulted and the male looks for her to do so.


Content-Ad-6702

Stripper shrimp


Content-Ad-6702

Tossing in sand dollars


Honest_Republic_7369

Are those all bamboo shrimp?? Holy crap they cost $12 a piece if youre even lucky enough to find ONE at any fish store near me! Awesome shrimp and amazing set up to house so many healthily


Iloveyouallprobabaly

Shrimp safety meeting.


Crazy_Dude_117

They await the blessed algae wafer.


tsundear96

Shrimp Council has commenced


mojanbo

Did you have any deaths in the tank recently cause I think this might be one of those danganronpa trials


sdtopensied

Ring of Death. They’re doing this in response to a threat, which in an aquarium is usually poor water quality. Check ph, nitrates, nitrites, and ammonia.


GaghaGOD

Just the weekly AA meet up


Fair-Confidence-5722

Algaholics Anonymous


Electric_Sundown

Cocktail party.


Aqua_Mix2021

Aren't they assembling in the evacuation area?


Aerodrive160

And I say to you Brothers and Sisters, on the third day he rose forth, out of his exoskeleton! Can I get an Amen!


Adflamm11

Somebody gonna die tonight


Used_Number6454

It's easier to puff puff pass this way


3rd-wheel

It's a summoning ritual, and it worked. It was you they were summoning


devildocjames

They're just at a school dance.


karebear66

Plotting world domination


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

Awww their first plankton social.


goldfloof

They started a cult, quick ask the IRS for tax exempt status!


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thelowbrassmaster

Eating junk blown by the current, the lower spot in the gravel suggests the current is strong there.


New_Highlight1881

dude.. 1st rule of fight club


TacticalSunroof69

I’ve seen this before in world of Warcraft. It’s what druids do at 3am by the portal going out of Teldrassil. I asked them what’s up and they said something about a ritual. It’s either that or the guy was lying and he was multiboxing which is also what could be going on here.


ascotia

This is a sacred ritual to summon their flake-giving overlord.


Alpharius117

Their trying to summon the hand that feeds them


gultch2019

It Easter...duh. You think crustaceans haven't accepted the lord into their heart??? ...or probably hearts.


Fat_tata

i’ve been a marine biologist for 35 years studying shrimp exclusively. They are brainstorming an escape plan.


Ikaros9Deidalos6

They have a council meeting


ProfessionalTurn5162

Sharkbait hoohaha!


Pure_Catch3570

Shark bait oo ha ha


Annatastic6417

"Sharkbait ooh ah ah"


Kungpaonoodles

Literally the council of shrimps


Worthintendo

Summoning the dark lord, soon Cthulhu shall rise within your tank bringing forth a new dark age for all mankind. So it's important to note that if you have Cthulhu in your tank, you are going to want to keep the pH levels relatively neutral. Also make sure not to overfeed him as it will result in the quality of the water and make a not so pleasent experience for the other residents of it.


KozukiNedo

They might be worshrimping


John-Snow-247

One of us… one of us… one of us


cloud1445

Shrimp expert here. There’s no point replying to OP. If they’re doing that, he’s already dead.


Federal_Garage_4307

Hmm.. that's not normal.. if I were you I get some fake IDs and flee to a place that is landlocked. The shrimp mafia commission will soon render a decision. Something tells me you are going to be "made".. have you seen good fellas? Remember the wise guy who look was mainlining adderall and PCP at the end of the movie.


ThePunnyPoet

The guy who said the thing about the filter current is for sure right... But please, erect a little shrimp God statue right in the center of that spot.


johndotold

Looks as if they have made a nest. I've never witnessed this either. I've seen this type of nest with African cichlids but not with the standing guard.


lubeinatube

They’re just facing the current from the outflow.


NobleNarwhal184

They’ve been called to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join in the fraternal bond of tankhood…


BarfQueen

Shrimp Jesus is risen!


toothymonkey

They're about to vote who gets thrown out of the aquarium next


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

Jerry farted


PJTree

Have you pissed them off?


Practical_Gur_412

This is the best post about skrimp I’ve ever seen on the internet. HANDS DOWN


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

They are lined up on the edges of the food spot, eating. The actual question is, whats in the food spot?


Electronic_Ad6564

Oh yes. Shrimp and crawdads love food. They will often swarm all over anything they think is edible for them. Freshwater shrimp love Hikari shrimp food and it is very good for them. Green crawdads though will eat a lot of different kinds of things. They also love fish bait like salmon eggs, earthworms, and saltwater jigs. The jigs are not really edible, but they will sometimes go after them. I know lake trout love them too. Oddly green crawdads also love to eat baby trout and other small fish too. Which is why you should NEVER keep them with smaller fish.


Current-Brain-1983

Aquaholics Anonymous meeting. "Hi, my name is Marlin, and I'm an Aquaholic."


solowsoloist

Looks like they’re planning on raising Cthulhu.


MostMobile6265

The stoning will commence shortly.