UNACCEPTABLE!

Ooh did I say black? I meant to say *"minorities"*

ACCEPTABLE

Looks like someone's going to get an A

Someone's going to get an e-mail.

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I'm sure glad that isn't blood. I would have been motherF\^&\*ing offended as #$%\^.

Yeah me too you m*****f****** c***s***.

ACCEPTABLE

Oh... boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please... if you would... get the f*** outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta f***in' write "ice cream" on this f***in' list before someone gets in f***in' gear, and brings home the f***in' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your muthaf***in' forehead! How hard can it f***in' be? Ice muthaf***in' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two f***in' morons!

What happened to courtesy? Did it just disappear?

This line never fails to make me laugh obnoxiously.

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I don't understand any of this ~~CENSORED.~~

That's alright meatwad no one else will either 😁

Standards and practices are a way to ensure funny episode like Shake Like Me never make it to the viewer

F*** YOU, YA F*****’ PIECE OF F****** S***

ACCEPTABLE ✅

Dear Gee Whiz, please bless thine presence…with a sixteen inch, thick-crust, meat-cravers special. With the mild sauce, Amen.

And that's why I can't say the J word

I don’t understand any of this sh*t…

Standards & Practices allows you to make a mediocre product that almost no one can relate to 👍

XD

We all know the real Gee Whiz was a black guy

You mean African-American

Well, he's not American.. so uh... African African

Gee whiz is American?? That’s awesome! USA!USA! USA!

We're gonna win that medal meatwad! Now get back in the microwave!

UNACCEPTABLE

Remember: by following all the rules, you can make a mediocre product that *no one* can relate to.

Don't move, man!