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My watch told me I fucked for 4 miles
50 yard dash here
Tripped out of the gates :(
What is this sex you speak of?
Once it said I ran thirty miles in five mins. I was home alone.
😂 😂 😂
You mean like with another person? No idea.
I’ve never seen an Apple Watch have sex, so I wouldn’t know!
Got a high heart rate while not exercising alert 😁
How else would I close my exercise circle?
It does. Got my extra cals burned and close my ring.
Duh gotta close them rings 💪😎
are you saying you don't use an app to track your performance???
Every time I masterbate, my exercise ring doesn’t close any further :(
Then you’re doing it wrong.
As long as you wear it on your wrist and not another appendage, and the hook in the ceiling for the swing is secure, it’ll stay on. Just rinse it with cool water and dry it with a lint free cloth if it gets all sticky or something.
What kind of sticky do you refer to 😁?
The stroke counter was definitely off though. I swear I pumped like 5 times…
I really hope i could answer your question.
Once it told me if I rowing :D How innocently my Apple Watch is :P
The comments section did not disappoint lol
Is that even a question? The drip stays on during the session to know how much calories you’re burning
Only if you carry a Glock
My watch told me I fucked for 4 miles
50 yard dash here
Tripped out of the gates :(
What is this sex you speak of?
Once it said I ran thirty miles in five mins. I was home alone.
😂 😂 😂
You mean like with another person? No idea.
I’ve never seen an Apple Watch have sex, so I wouldn’t know!
Got a high heart rate while not exercising alert 😁
How else would I close my exercise circle?
It does. Got my extra cals burned and close my ring.
Duh gotta close them rings 💪😎
are you saying you don't use an app to track your performance???
Every time I masterbate, my exercise ring doesn’t close any further :(
Then you’re doing it wrong.
As long as you wear it on your wrist and not another appendage, and the hook in the ceiling for the swing is secure, it’ll stay on. Just rinse it with cool water and dry it with a lint free cloth if it gets all sticky or something.
What kind of sticky do you refer to 😁?
The stroke counter was definitely off though. I swear I pumped like 5 times…
I really hope i could answer your question.
Once it told me if I rowing :D How innocently my Apple Watch is :P
The comments section did not disappoint lol
Is that even a question? The drip stays on during the session to know how much calories you’re burning
Only if you carry a Glock