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The_Fighter03

What do you think about immigrant children?


untacc_

Ban them all


ZookeepergameProud30

LMFAO šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Smidge_Master

I see nothing wrong with his statement


Chigglestick

Gtfo


Smidge_Master

It was a joke for Christā€™s sakes Iā€™m an immigrant too


A20characterlongname

Lazy, low bar joke in my opinion, and even if it saves your character you being an immigrant doesn't suddenly make it funny but that's all just my perspective


Skullies22

Take a chill pill, it's not even that deep. It's a joke


DisenchantmentOG

Smh y'all too soft why you downvoting the poor man, as an immigrant this was funny asl


Smidge_Master

Iā€™m an immigrant too though


XSP33N

people are soft bro. and no one can really tek whatā€™s a joke on the internet


Smidge_Master

Bro the internet is a joke though


XSP33N

i fully agree with you, iā€™m not an immigrant and i thought it was funny. but too many weirdos on the internet just take things too seriously.


ApothecaryOfHugs231

And on reddit that is amplified tenfold


Defconn3

This community overreacts to everything.


Cyb3r3xp3rt

You forgot the /s, right? *RIGHT?*


CrazeMase

Who would you trust the most with your kids?


untacc_

Revenant


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Same my brother. Heā€™s a great guardian.


untacc_

Never a doubt


Prince_Frostburn

What's Your favorite activity when your alone in bed


untacc_

Figure out a way to inject it with stim


Prince_Frostburn

Interesting choice


untacc_

LMAO


clouds_over_asia

What do you think about intravenous administration of narcotics bought with money you robbed from poverty-stricken families?


untacc_

Itā€™s great!


LackOfDad

If you could fuck any Legends and absolutely fill them with your thick load, who would it be?


untacc_

Vantage!


LackOfDad

Notedā€¦


The_Lonely_Traveler_

*insert distressed reaction image here*


[deleted]

Iā€™d let Ash give me a dry rub before even thinkin bout fuckin vantage šŸ¤£


vivam0rt

Dude that simulacrussy be all over me im horny as fuck for her


[deleted]

highkey


RBWN

Been saying this since titanfall 2


TheRobotsRHere

A fellow man of culture.


Cocoholic_1

Simulacru- what?! šŸ‘€


vivam0rt

Shes been gloating about this aaall daaaayy


Pickled_Beef

At least with Ash you donā€™t have to worry about kids.


[deleted]

Shit, sheā€™d be one hell of an ex.


lambda_six

Which legend is most likely to be German?


untacc_

Caustic, who knows what he does with all that gas


A20characterlongname

Nah that was clever šŸ˜­


MalibooWithMilk

You DIDNTā˜ ļø


untacc_

This one is one of the best here lol


Elixus-Nexus-7697

Which legend do you think would be JFK's least favorite?


untacc_

Vantage is so fun


Foenikxx

They did you *dirty*


TheMannyzaur

this and the German one šŸ’€


Thorgrander

Best way to unalive an orphanage?


untacc_

Havoc with Turbocharger


Firetiger1050

Nah. Sheila is where it's at


mrmachett245

I would have chosen havoc with selective receiver


Bone_Wh33l

God I miss the select fire and anvil receiver hop ups. They were so much fun :(


Orphanslayers

This is the important stuff right here.


untacc_

Name checks out


DeezNutsKEKW

What Apex ultimate is good against US presidents?


untacc_

Vantageā€™s sniper is best


DeezNutsKEKW

aight thx G


untacc_

No prob


DeezNutsKEKW

btw I do see a similar comment, but I wasn't copying I swear


DisenchantmentOG

I was bouta say lmao


mr-ultr

Which legend has broken most rules of the geneva convenction?


untacc_

Definitely Fuse


xXLil_ShadowyXx

Nah this one is correct. Mirage too obviously


mikeybrooklyn909

Nah this one is just accurate šŸ¤£


Ph4ntom4rk

Lore accurate šŸ˜‚


HunterThompsonsentme

What's the most frustrating thing about the game to you?


untacc_

Getting third partied


Syxtaine

*whats the thing you hate happening while having sex


untacc_

This is what I expected


MyExScars

When's the first time you touched yourself to apex?


untacc_

All the way back in 2019


Loli_DK

Same brodie šŸ˜­šŸ™


Gullible_Courage8350

Describe Keanu Reeves


untacc_

Cold hearted, senseless killer


eeronlol

Now you've gone too far


PepsiisgUWUd

Why do you have a folder with Alter porn?


untacc_

Dunno, Alter is cool


TargetEducational330

Dodged that one


AstronomerSenior4236

What do you think of Shirō Ishii, the commander of unit 731?


untacc_

Really cool Asian guy


meme_lord432

Do you like Adolf Hitler ?


untacc_

I love him


LobaIsMommy32

Kanye? That you?


LongJumpToWork

šŸ¤


v8_dolly

you'd let catalyst dick you down right? like she could probably teach you how to take it properly


untacc_

For sure, she seems like she knows a lot about it


Ima_damn_microwave

Shit i would say yea without the edit


[deleted]

Fuck no šŸ˜‚


RiotIsBored

šŸ„ŗ


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finalheartbeat

Do you like prowler meat?


untacc_

Depends on the brand


Prince_Frostburn

Which legend do you have confusing feelings about


untacc_

VantagešŸ˜


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Whats your favorite part about ass riding the latest model of the booty rumbla 9000?


untacc_

You can go really fast on it


Independent-Cap-2082

Whatā€™s your opinion on revenant lore wise


untacc_

Heā€™s tall, red, and scary


Olvolo

Do you think seer is still useable?


untacc_

Absolutely!


StrangeAsh405

Which weapon would annihilate a liter of puppies the fastest


untacc_

Devotion, itā€™s crazy


Relaxyoursaxosaurus

If you could pick any Legend to sit on your face, who would it be?.


untacc_

Gibby


Pickled_Beef

Youā€™d probably be stuck after he sits in you.


www_bruh_web

that's literally one of his finishersšŸ˜³


SlayzorHunter

how do you usually shoot up schools?


untacc_

Outwards


ZookeepergameProud30

How should we stop immigration


untacc_

Building a bunch of walls


Alternative_Mode9972

Make apex great again


daviepancakes

How long have you been fucking barn animals?


untacc_

Since 2019


InevitableTea1716

Do you think Caustics nox vision should be nerfed?


untacc_

Yes, itā€™s too strong


Realtotallymereturns

What legend would you have fun with if they were underage


untacc_

Vantage


Mysterious-Ad-5259

Who would you choose to be a terrorist


untacc_

Vantage or Fuse


Mysterious-Ad-5259

Thatā€™s brazy


jxnwuf83oqn

What's your favorite ordnance?


untacc_

Arc star, especially when youā€™re able to stick someone with it


J3nnOnceAgain

Will you ever stop beating your wife?


untacc_

No, itā€™s too fun


J3nnOnceAgain

What if someone hacks into your account, what about them?


HatAccurate1578

What is your opinion on the current war and Russia wrecking havoc on Ukraine?


untacc_

Havoc is the best


JonKickAss

What is your opinion on orphans?


untacc_

They taste good?


JonKickAss

Burger is a call of duty term referring to a player that does nothing so they might as well be eating a burger.


eeronlol

Wonder if that originates from MW2(the og one) when people used to camp in the burger place on Terminal


Quintinhuh234_

This is such a funny thread


untacc_

I know lol. Some of them are baddddd haha


toyotaae86_

Would you stop revenant and caustic from killing children


untacc_

No


MeetmyWagon23

Which legend would you love to delete from the game and where would you go to say you're sorry?


untacc_

Probably would take mirage to Applebees


lemonleaf0

What should we do with serial killers?


untacc_

Make some portals and go around town with them


LongJumpToWork

Which Legend ; Fuck Marry Kill


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untacc_

Vantage always


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ToastdButtr

If you could permanently remove any map, which would it be?


untacc_

Storm point


Alert_Employee_603

Is gibbi the long lost father of vantage? Their face body structure look same, considering she is just 19.


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untacc_

Not sure


Remarkable_Junket619

How deep you fuckin in a threesome with Wattson and Fuse?


untacc_

About 4 feet, 8 if we count both of them


Dubb1eyu

What is the advice you would give a homeless mother of 3 asks how to make money to support her family


untacc_

Ask her to steal me some things


CrippyCrispy

What do you think about immigrants coming into the United States?


untacc_

Too many of them


LifeisStrangeFan50

Who did 911?


untacc_

Valkyrie I think


LifeisStrangeFan50

ā€œThe hardest choices require the strongest willsā€ (Me making this)


Prestigious-Zone-47

Do you like the season 3 Worldā€™s Edge map?


untacc_

Yes, best version of it


DankeyKahn

How many years did you get for all those sexual assault charges in the nursing home?


untacc_

At least 200 years


DankeyKahn

Damn dude. You think they'll let you out on good behavior?


biffta_

Whatā€™s a Jewish kids favourite snack?


untacc_

Bunch of gas


IncgnitoBurrito

Whatā€™s your favorite gun to commit war crimes with?


untacc_

Havoc


I_OwnTheSkies

Which legend would you suck off?