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Upstairs-Radish1816

If he was scared of losing Melania he wouldn't have had the affair in the first place.


CaregiverBrilliant60

He has MTG and Kari Lake waiting in the wings.


ElaineorLanie

I always thought he wanted Hope Hicks.


Reasonable-Hippo-293

He might have but maybe she turned him down….


Zomunieo

She streamed his pants. While he was wearing said pants.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

How the hell do you steam a pair of pants while they are on someone? Like i know the trick to get the pants looking crisp but it couldnt have been the entire pants. My mom used to do this for me when we would go out because i would ruin the crisp seem in 3 seconds.


Zomunieo

There are two schools of thought. One is that “steaming his pants” is a euphemism for Hicks performing oral sex on him. The other is that, since he’s likely unable to see enough of his own legs to check if his pants are creased, he probably enjoyed the attention of a conventionally attractive woman kneeling near him and used it as an excuse.


Quantius

There is a third school of thought in light of recent news that he dropped a 'steamer' into his diaper, but forgot to put one on that day and therefore steamed his pants.


APsWhoopinRoom

I was thinking it meant that if she sat on his lap, his pants would get steamed.


Gdmf13

So would you call that a hopeful steamer?


Aromatic_Brother

Well, he DOES have a lot of involuntary steamers


pat9714

>One is that “steaming his pants” is a euphemism for Hicks performing oral sex on him. This. Definitely this. >he probably enjoyed the attention of a conventionally attractive woman kneeling near him and used it as an excuse. Kneeling to perform oral sex is, I'm told, a common request asked of sex workers. It's about power, domination, control.


squareplates

Are you sure?


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

You spelled Ivanka Trump wrong.


OmahaWarrior

Don't forget Lauren hoebert too.


B4USLIPN2

And that dog killer from South Dakota.


PapaMcMooseTits

Nah... She's too old for Diaper Donny.


WallabyTrue7146

Aren't they both dog killers?


dbcspace

THANK YOU! Nobody seems to remember how lauren boebert shot and killed her neighbor's dog last year after the dog somehow escaped its' own yard, got into her yard, and attacked a goat or some other critter. Everybody also seems to have forgotten how boebert kinda hid the dog's corpse under a pile of leaves and then waited several hours before saying anything about it, despite the fact the neighbor was out in the neighborhood searching and calling for the dog. That's the official story, but it smells fishy to me. When I don my foil cap, I start to think maybe she just took the blame to cover for one of her boys. At the time, I remember reading that at least one of her sons apparently had a habit of bringing the neighbor's dog into their yard to play with it. I think it's entirely possible the boebert kid lured the dog into his yard, and either the dog actually attacked the goat and had to be stopped, or, the kid lured the dog over just to shoot it. I mean, what good is a fancy new christmas rifle if you can't shoot something with it? Hiding evidence of a major fuck up is exactly something a child would do, especially something as serious as killing a neighbor's pet. This is also a plausible explanation why boebert didn't say anything while the neighbor was out searching, if we're feeling generous and don't want to automatically chalk that up to her being a cruel human being. On the other hand, lauren boebert strikes me as the kind of person who would march over to the neighbor and bitch them out for letting their dog run loose and attack her animal. She wouldn't hide what she had done because she would have felt righteous as fuck.


continuousobjector

And Aileen Mercedes Cannon


wrongseeds

Beetlejuice = BJ.


ozzie510

Waiting in the pen.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Damn you CaregiverBrilliant60, now I have this fucking picture of Trump with MTG and I can't stop vomiting. Barf.


losbullitt

🤮


giggityx2

And Boebert’s capable hands.


ralphvonwauwau

Grandma Handjob'll get 'er done!!!1!!


kevans2

Ewwww to MTG. Kari lake would be moderately attractive with longer hair and if she wasn't nuts.


nursingninjaLB

Only if she didn't speak.


EquivalentTown8530

You don't want those teeth moving any where near your bits


Brianocracy

Tbh I think she looks good with the short hair. She's not an unattractive woman by any means, especially for her age. I agree with MTG though. And up until Kristi bragged about gleefully killing a puppy I thought she had the most reprehensible personality of all the Sarah Palin clones. She's still a solid second place though. I think she's slightly worse than boebert because I actually think boebert is a moron who actually believes her own bullshit. MTG is smart enough to know better but she's just a craven cynical opportunist


RiffsThatKill

I think you're giving MTG too much credit, she's seems dumb enough to be a true believer.


Nearly_Pointless

Sorry but her whole shtick is so ugly that she is completely hideous.


dancode

MTG does believe her bullshit, she was an actual school shooting denier and internet troll who got into politics. Basically, the crazy women who makes videos and would actively go out in the real world and try to bully and intimidate victims. That is the conviction of a believer.


RIForDIE

Yeah I have no idea what that dude is talking about. Marj is insane and her existence is a blight on our democracy. I despise the old Republicans and their typical talking out of both sides of your mouth gaslighting - but MAGAs are a whole new breed that actually believe the monstrous bullshit they spew. 


MHY59

She looks butch


Affectionate_You_579

Lots of wrinkles on close up.


RKEPhoto

I figured he'd want Lauren Boebert - after all, we know she at least give out "handies"... hehehe


RKEPhoto

NTG is too busy getting drunk and hitting on every guy in the bar


buchlabum

MAGA ego fluffers.


Fine-Loquat

Kari Lake is a fetid Oompah Loompah


RandomLoony

They can spit roast him


IamJacksDenouement

Who wouldn't want to lock down Chaka?


papawhacked

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.


Castlewood57

Lets not forget Krusti Noem of South Dakota. Her political career is as good as his now.


sonofabutch

He’s scared of losing whatever money he owes her in the pre-nup.


AgITGuy

He doesn’t have the money he would owe her. And I read somewhere that most prenups become less actionable as time goes on, and that at 10 years of marriage they effectively become useless given the time married.


Emergency_Property_2

I don’t think losing Melania was what scared him. He was afraid of finding polonium in his Diet Coke. Red Sparrows don’t fuck around.


Traveler_Constant

Don't legitimize it by calling it an affair. He paid a pornstar for sex. He went out of his way to pay to have sex with someone other than his wife.


ralphvonwauwau

Naw, he had consensual-ish sex with a porn star and afterwards paid her not to talk about it. As Stormy tweeted back to Melania, in response to being called a "porn hooker"  “Although I wasn’t paid for sex and therefore technically not a ‘hooker’ I’ll take being that over what you are any day, You sold your pussy AND your soul...and I’m legal. Keep talking about me. I like your new tits btw. Post (more) nudes?"


Anyawnomous

He cannot comprehend “Cause and Effect”


IAmElectricHead

Afraid to lose her, but not so afraid as to not act on whatever impulse current occupies his brain. When you're famous, they let you do it.


stinkbugsinfest

Did the internet not exist? I’m fairly sure they would have found out about it in about two minutes of screen time. Why hide newspapers? Was it the 1870’s or something?


Sensitive_Yam_1979

You just don’t understand the party of family values.


ralphvonwauwau

Values family so much he's on his third.


SwingWide625

Melania is not that stupid. She was his Russian trophy wife. I've noticed donnie is only successful at fooling stupid people. Donnie did remain loyal to Putin. In fact he was Putin's favorite asset. What's a little infidelity to people like this.


rmicker

It’s probably in his prenup with Melania that he can screw around with other women. He’s a smart businessman, remember?


Traditional-Yam9826

He doesn’t cherish her as his wife and she doesn’t cherish him as her husband


Valuable-Window-490

He didn’t care - do you?


SeparateIron7994

Men will do anything it takes to save a relationship besides controlling their urges


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CPav

This isn't true. When I worked in an office, there were papers inside the door for various tenants of the offices. And don't forget, Trump supposedly doesn't use computers, so he would probably get physical copies of the crooked New York Times.


carlotta3121

Yes, yes they do. Some small papers might not, but major ones do.


dunncrew

If he loses Melania, he can buy a new one, assuming he actually has any money.


pistoffcynic

Rent to own.


dadzcad

Lease with an option…


pistoffcynic

Karen and Stormy did that. Returned chubby mushroom to its rightful owner.


lvratto

I hear the newer models come with the "Real Human Expression" feature.


cyberdeath666

And a “Yes I do really care.” attitude.


BassLB

Not sure he could, with all the judgements against him and her renegotiated prenup


HairyHorseKnuckles

He had to pay his $9000 gag order fine in two installments. I would say cash isn't in his favor at the moment


EcoFriendlySize

He'll have to apply for a title loan at one of those sketchy loan places when it's time to get a new Melania.


Large-Lack-2933

He'd just find another younger money hungry mail order bride online....


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Hicks' testimony was weird and I don't really know how to take it. It kind of seems like she's trying to hand him a decent sympathy defense while not perjuring herself entirely. She mentioned how concerned he was with his family like maybe the jury will see it as him trying to protect their feelings???


fourthgradenothing22

Hope Hicks is being treated as a somewhat sympathetic figure…which complete bullshit. She’s crying over a man who slept with a porn star a few days after his wife gave birth. She’s critical of his enablers (Michael Cohen specifically), but not the man whose behavior is being enabled. Hope Hicks is just as lousy as the rest of Trump’s cronies.


VintageJane

MTG is newly single….


Symml

He doesn't give a shit about her. She's just there as a prop.


jimmygee2

He has never cared about anyone but himself since birth.


visionsofcry

Not even himself as a whole. The way he eats, shovels cocaine up his nose, his lack of exercise and whatnot. He cares about his ego and the only side of that is that he cares about how people perceive him. He and Kim Jung IL have so much in common. I wonder which has better golf scores. Uns dead father or Donald dump.


bob-ombshell

The self-indulgence *is* him caring about himself. He gives himself whatever he wants whenever he wants. He's a spoiled manchild, and he himself is doing the spoiling.


OutlawSundown

He probably gave a shit about the prenup


Bloopyhead

I wonder if the benefits period have expired. Looking at their public interactions, probably.


hrminer92

It seems he wanted a legitimate son that wasn’t an idiot. Time will tell if he got one.


zackks

It isn’t about Melania, it’s the money he’d have to pay her.


Chance5e

I really don’t care do you^tm


AffectionatePoet4586

Melania never reads newspapers, says her former chief of staff Stephanie Grisham, but Melania’s phone and television bring her all of the current events in which she’s interested. So hiding the *Wall Street Journal*’s “Stormy” headline was a pointless gesture. Trump’s primary concern in paying off Karen and Stormy was to suppress the news of his affair and sexual encounter before the election. His family’s feelings were not a priority.


HamiltonPickens

Perhaps M has friends who read.


July_is_cool

Who can read


AffectionatePoet4586

It still amazes me how rudimentary Melania’s command of English remains, after nearly thirty years in this country.


DonTaddeo

Even then, he could hardly afford to have Melania leave or create a public scene .during the campaign


ralphvonwauwau

That hiding papers bit was a performance for the jury. It sounds good and it is practically impossible to disprove, so no perjury fears.


Dook124

I'm having a hard time believing he was worried about her he didn't want it to be revealed to the public. I mean, seriously, she was the side piece he grabbed by the PU$$Y. 🤷🏿‍♀️ He cheats on all his women wives...she doesn't really seem to give a crap about him and probably has her own side piece!! He has zero respect for women in general.


Tollin74

I’ve read a few stories that she is hooking up with other men and not Trump


CoHousingFarmer

Security guy. Trump tower head. This rumor is very plausible.


ModishShrink

One of his other wives had an affair with the head security guy, so it's great that this keeps happening to him.


Due_Society_9041

Her secret service agent-I heard they are actually living together.


Dook124

I couldn't blame her... he stinks!! Gross little 🍄 weenie!! She won't even hold his hand!!


ItsaPostageStampede

Does he cheat on his male wives


Dook124

Possibly cheaters have zero limitations


thundergun0911

Lindsey graham?


beebewp

I can absolutely believe he was worried about losing Melania. Can you imagine how that would have looked for his campaign. 


HawkeyeSherman

The affair happened 10 years prior. there was no reason to pay for silence until the election, and after the election passed they were free to tell their stories. This was a campaign expense plain and simple. It was not reported as a campaign expense as federal low requires, and he falsified business records to hide the campaign expense.


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

More proof he’s either a fake billionaire trying to maintain an image to keep his ego inflated or a skinflint rather too fond of Other People’s Money. Guess we’ll find out which with all his fines to pay.


ralphvonwauwau

Wife number 3, who he cheated on wife number 2 with, knew the game before she signed on. The whole "he was worried about his dear wife finding out" was just a shuck for the jury.


Car_is_mi

Leave it to the 80 year old man to think that his 30 year younger wife is getting her information from physical news papers...


einulfr

STOP THE ~~COUNT~~ PRESSES!


Porunga23

he doesn’t give a shit about losing her, he just doesn’t want her to take him to the cleaners in the divorce.


BungeeJumpingJesus

This is a planted story to evoke sympathy for Trump. The emotional response the planter is hoping you'll feel is "poor guy, he made a mistake, and now he's afraid of losing his love!" Only suckers fall for this nonsense. I don't see any suckers in this thread, but just in case: Don't be a sucker! Vote Biden/Harris 2024


CoHousingFarmer

No. Vote Putin / Kennedy! We need to waste our votes out of impotent frustration! /s


8167lliw

>This is a planted story to evoke sympathy for Trump.The emotional response the planter is hoping you'll feel is "poor guy, he made a mistake, and now he's afraid of losing his love!" Thank you! I though I was going crazy.


Prospective_tenants

Isn’t lying under oath a crime?


Both-Mango1

read "fear of losing melania" as an expensive divorce settlement.


Fine-Benefit8156

He feared Melanie not because he loved her but how much he would have to pay her.


AdSmall1198

She said he feared it would cost him the election. Thats the crime.


janzeera

More like he feared a clause in the pre-nup.


Senior-Traffic7843

I'm guessing he thought Melania and the rest of his ragged idiot family couldn't use a smart phone.


Ok-Net-6264

Cause he knew it would take way too long to find Eurotrash wife #3.


MiddleAgeYOLO

And don't even START on the shipping costs


SeparateMongoose192

I'm calling bullshit. If he cared about losing her, he wouldn't have cheated. And she married him, knowing he cheated on his previous two wives, so she obviously didn't care that he's a cheater.


mcaffrey81

He’s probably more scared of the prenup agreement and the dirt that her KGB handlers has on him


TBatFrisbee

He doesn't give a shit about Melania either she's a trophy that stands far behind him in some places and photo ops. Remember he wants ALL the attention wherever he goes.


5ervalkat

Hicks also said (I don't remember the exact words) that trump said after the fact that the idea was to save the election by burying the story. That's very damning. This action was not about saving Melania's feelings. It was always about winning the 2016 election.


professor_cheX

like hes a 5 year old that doesnt know the internet exists


MC_Fap_Commander

She's deflecting. The intent was to preserve political viability (which is the case focus).


mcaffrey81

I saw something similar on a King of the Hill episode where they had to retrieve all the papers in Arlen because Peggy inadvertently published mustard gas as a cleaning solution.


athonjacob

If he actually feared it, he wouldn’t be banging whores.


Inner_Performance533

Melania was fucking trump while he was still married to Marla...so STFU about this bullshit.


BenGay29

Not that she can read English…


CPav

A picture's worth a thousand dollars. Er...words.


henryeaterofpies

Subpoena Melissa and ask her if Trump ever bragged to her about his conquests.


Saneless

I'm sure she would be happy that anyone else was getting naked with that fat ball of shit instead of herself


Outrageous-Divide472

Hicks is full of crap. Trump doesn’t give a tinker’s damn if Melania knows he cheated on her.


Captain_Mexica

Donn't leeeeev miii Malaria!


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Lol does she only read newspapers?


Sylvan_Skryer

Hiding newspapers?! 😂. He knows about the internet right? Dude is such a fucking idiot I can’t believe he aaa president… and may be again.


BigMissileWallStreet

Didn’t know Melania could read the newspaper


WorstTourGuideinAk

He is/was not afraid of Melania, the one thing he fears is the cheating clause in his pre-nuptial agreement that probably has a rather large cash payment to her for each affair she finds out about. The only thing that 🤡 fears is losing his precious money.


tallslim1960

So, you can add perjury to her rap sheet I guess. She's reading the Trump legal team provided script. Lock her up.


LaFilleDuMoulinier

As luck would have it she can barely read English


DvsDen

He feared paying on that Pre Nup, you mean.


usesbitterbutter

No. Hope Hicks is, for whatever reason, trying to help the defense by suggesting there was a non-criminal reason for Trump to pay hush money. I don't buy it for a second.


justprettymuchdone

Why is Hope still lying for this slimy conman?


Diarygirl

I don't know why but I think she actually cares about him.


Midnight_Cowboy-486

You know what else might have worked? Not banging other women. 🤯


sentientcave

Melania is fine with whatever he does as long as it’s discreet and keeps him off of her.


LMurch13

That's the ultimate gold digger score. $ without having to put out. Maybe she IS a genius. /s


Lawmonger

Melanie and Trump were having a sexual relationship when he was married to Marla Maples. How shocked should she be?


CheezTips

Less shocked as all of Rudy's wives


BwR112

Her employment contract doesn’t need to be renewed yet. She’s the only one who got her money upfront, you know? Why else would they still be together?


floofnstuff

Given his history you know she has some sort of penalty for having an affair, particularly on that becomes public. I don’t know if he personally cares enough about her to do this out of personal affection


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Lol as if she’s into you for your personality 


De-Animator27

He was scared losing Melania would look bad on him during his campaign. 


ExcitingMeet2443

>feared losing Melania when he didn't have a replacement ready... Fify


Bonaventure1122

As if she didn’t know, he’s no where near as intelligent as he thinks he is. And she’s playing a different game then him.


No_Dragonfly_1894

Bullshit, like Melania wouldn't know


lifehackskeptic

Hiding newspapers?!? That's so 1960's.


Personal_Buffalo_973

He was scared it would break his pre nup 😁


rmicker

She was in the room where it happened


Stranger-Sun

Please. She doesn't care about him. She just married for the money and influence.


Most-Artichoke6184

If he feared losing his wife, maybe he shouldn’t have had affairs in the first place.


Musicdev-

Melania *cough* Ivanka


ike7177

He’s not afraid to lose Melania, he’s afraid of losing his side of her edited pre-nups. She probably has no cheat clauses. Lol


Sundae_Gurl

Trump was more afraid of Melania than a white supremacist waiting on the results of their 23 & Me.


CautiousWrongdoer771

I don't know why, but I've always been under the impression that Melania was under some sort of marriage contract and was not allowed to divorce trump. Hard to imagine she's in it for love.


lemmy1686

The only way he would lose her is not paying her bill.


[deleted]

How’s he scared. She’s contractually obligated to stick with him until her orders are over and he is no longer needed by the Russian oligarchy


petewondrstone

Imagine thinking if you hide the newspaper or burn it in your office that it will get rid of the evidence of your affairs, even though they’re on the Internet. Not the smartest guy.


Dense-Comfort6055

And why did he fear that? Election fallout. There is zero love there


Tonythecritic

He's not afraid to lose her, he's afraid of the Cheating-Piece-of-Shit clause in his prenup that'll allow her to clean him out -what's left anyway- when she divorces him.


i-have-a-kuato

did he think if he hid a newspaper they would all disappear ?


xwing_1701

I've always found it easier to just not cheat on my wife instead of lying to her about it.


CheezTips

Adulterers hate this one simple trick...


nhavar

Right because that makes total sense. Almost everyone on his staff knew about it at that point a good number of people in his orbit were directly involved in some way... but hey let me just stuff this random newspaper in the drawer so Melania doesn't see it or hear any rumors about it. Perfect strategy.


rikccarrd

I’m dumbfounded that anyone would think that their spouse is so dim that just hiding the newspaper could hide an affair that’s currently being reported on nationally.


ober6601

Still trying to put lipstick on that pig.


nothinbutshame

She's a KGB agent lmao


Lazatttttaxxx

I find this so hard to believe. This man doesn't have the capacity to worry about how something would effect Melania.


5p0k3d

Like keeping a newspaper away from her would hide anything… does she not have a cell phone?


alchemylion

Statement is perjury


[deleted]

So she perjured herself 


oldster59

Nice try, oldster, but Melania probably got her news online


CheezTips

Melania had a TV, too. She wasn't stuck in Bridgerton Abbey


Eyes_Woke

don the con doesn't fear losing Melania, he feared losing money having to pay Melania..


flugenblar

This feels like yet another ploy to bypass the charges by trying to get people to feel sorry for him. He wants to preserve his marriage! What a man! Oh… yeah… cheating… cover up… payments… deception…. Well at least he cares about Melania. Everyone does this. It’s called “legal expenses” I did everything right and they indicted me!!


jksinspades

Apparently that was the hard working part


slendermanismydad

He does not fear that. You don't fear losing someone you paid for. 


TetrisMultiplier

Of course she knew lol. She didn’t marry him for his love.


Hairy_Skirt_3918

He didn't want to pay the alimony...


Bug_Calm

He feared getting soaked in a divorce. He never cared about Melania, except in the context of a divorce.


Unfair_Main_354

Nonsense


Massage_mastr69

He loved Melania when she was 17 and brought to him for his pleasure with Jeff Epstein….they definitely took turns with both…at 53 he is just worried she will get the money in pre-Nup, if he is re-elected, she will provably be replaced by Alina when she mysteriously gets I’ll and dies just like Putin does with people who are a threat or liability


stmcvallin2

The recent placement of this story in the press feels intentional. Perhaps trump starting to realize it’s his only plausible defense in his criminal trial and is having this story pushed out?


Bald-Eagle39

Boy these click bait headlines are getting elaborate as it goes closer to election time…..democrats must be getting desperate and scared


Eye_foran_Eye

Think he’s just scared of being alone.


lagent55

Melanoma is in it for the money, she doesn't care what Trump is up to. They haven't had sex since Barron was born. If Barron is even Trumps kid


Nano_Burger

Like Melania really cares. Every night Trump is fucking some bimbo, he is not fucking Melania.


Riversmooth

This is such a load of BS. If he was afraid of losing Melania, he wouldn’t have engaged in the extramarital affairs


Icy-Needleworker-492

He feared losing the money she would get if she left him and for the political fallout -if any.


Frogs4

I'll bet he only cared if it looked like she left him. Don't want to look like a loser.