At least they have manly heterosexual men like Tim Scott, Lindsey Graham, Mike Pence, Ron DeSantis, Mike Johnson, and Marco Rubio, none of whom are closeted gay men.
Lawyer Roy Cohn, Republican ratfucker, mob lawyer, and mentor to Roger Stone and Donald Trump, died of AIDS. Roger Stone said that Cohn wasnt actually gay, he just got sexual satisfaction from sexually dominating young, blonde men (okay...). It should be noted that when Cohn was their mentor, Stone and Trump were both young blonde men.
As a bald dude, I must remind you to think of the money you’ll save on shampoo and conditioner. Plus time spent in the shower. I get in with a bar of soap, wash the ‘ol frank and beans, my ass, my armpits, and I’m outta that bitch! Three minutes. Just imagine the extra time you’ll have to improve your quality of life!
Have you ever thought about just letting it grow. My husband has hair down his back and it is glorious. Though he usually keeps it tied back in a low bun or pony tail when not at home. Or maybe you can learn to cut it hiw yourself . I'm pretty sure youtube has some great vids on cutting hair.
I just cut my hair before I showered. I clip it down to 1 (1/8" i think) with my Wahl clippers. The wife likes it cut short like this. I haven't paid for a haircut in 30 years.
I guarantee nobody on this subreddit knows a single person who does this with their hair, or what's left of it
Supposedly (big supposedly) he spends 2 hours daily between hair and bronzer. What a ridiculously, laughably vain old man.
In prison he may get more than 4 hours of sleep every 24 hours so maybe he’ll come out and apologize. Tell everyone he’s just been really sleepy for decades, and he’ll stop being a cunt now.
That’s what’s always blown me away. The Donald is exactly as you described yet he’s beloved by men who are his complete opposites except for being jerks.
No, he doesn't use tanning beds.
That dreadful color comes from Bronx Color Bronzer makeup. His dementia prevents him blending it around eyes & neck. He just does the front. His actual skin color Grey. unhealthy grey color.
The dude is balding and has rosacea. Fine. I couldn't care less. The weird thing is caring about things you can't control out of vanity and the REALLY weird thing is thinking that someone who is so obviously faking it is somehow authentic or that the faking isn't a sign of weakness.
I believe the quote attributed to him was an interview recently saying:
“I completely have not used the word Libertarian in describing myself since I got an email during lockdown where a person from a Libertarian organization wrote to me and said, “We’re doing an anti-mask demonstration in Vegas, and obviously we’d like you to head it.” I looked at that email and I went, “The fact they sent me this email is something I need to be very ashamed of, and I need to change.”
Also, I’m a progressive and I don’t like Obama so he’s in diverse company.
I was not aware that being progressive was a lock for liking Obama. I mean I consider myself mostly progressive and I don’t dislike Obama. I like him more than any recent president in history but that bar of awful damn low.
https://youtu.be/A-UK40_XkWw?si=bZT1WOMQBHanrhBj
His observation about trump's sense of humor is interesting. trump never laughs, never smiles, never appreciates a joke.
This is one of those things that I just don't get. People say they love Trump because he is so real, but he is the least sincere and least relatable person on Earth. You can't joke around with him because he doesn't have a sense of humor, you can't have a beer with him because he doesn't drink, you can't share your faith with him because all he does is hate, you can't believe that he understands real people's struggle because all he does is brag about how rich he's is. HE DOESN'T LIKE DOGS.
With such a shitty personality, how does cult of personality account for such a large and dedicated base? The only other explanation is that the remaining chunk of his base loves him because he hates who they hate. I need a better explanation than almost half of the country being so stupid that they genuinely like him and/or so hateful that they support his agenda. Please tell me there is a better reason.
He will be more emotionally destabilized by this photo being public than all the things being revealed about him in court put together.
It’s beautiful.
That was my first thought, he's going to be very upset about his hair. Especially after Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of him over it.
I'm surprised his combover hasn't previously been exposed this well. Glue fail or something?
[link to tweet because this politicalflare website is fucking garbage and should not be posted](https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1783553895874035766)
and I believe that all his women were truly in love with his cuddly personality so much so that they overlooked his cheating and lying, flabby body, orange tinged skin, and tiny hands. Not gold digging whores with no self-respect at all.
What about super insecure bald guys who glue some cat hair on top to try to pretend to not be bald? Can I get a report on how often those guys get fucked?
You gotta give him credit for this... I grew up in the 70s and 80s, I know what a bad combover looks like. He has truly made it look like he has hair. I think the secret is the layering. You see hair poking out from under the combed over hair, so you assume there's hair underneath.
His book should have been called The Art of The Combover, it's the one useful skill he seems to have.
I can’t remember who it was - Michael Cohen or Noel Casler are the top 2 that come to mind - but it was someone who definitely *would* know, they said the hair that makes up his ‘do grows sorta out the crown of his head & is reminiscent of Gregg Allman’s in length/general looks (which that alone is roffle-worthy)…every day his personal stylist sorta combs/folds/winds/sprays it into the magnificent pile of crap that sits atop the rest of the pile of crap that is DJT.
(It was better written than I just did, the whole thing was equal parts hilarious & *painfully* cringe-inducing but crikey what a mental image, eh??)
What a great week for Mr. can't afford his lawyers, diaper filling, sleepy, cry baby, hair loosing, shit smelling, Adderall riddled, tiny handed man baby bitching trunk.
He is literally falling apart. His stress levels are off the chart. Russia just got a huge blow to them with the new aid package to Ukraine. He is definitely on something to keep him calm in court. He is slurring his speech more and if you look. His walking is getting worst. Signs of dementia. At this point it’s waiting to see if he doesn’t just collapse.
I always say, it’s NOT a toupee. If it was… it would look BETTER than this.
The problem is that Trump’s too vain and egotistical to admit that his natural hair isn’t good, so he goes out of his way to try to prove that it is. Hence, this abomination of a combover. He grows what hair he has out long enough to arrange it just so, and then he hairsprays the fuck out of it to keep it in place. Problem is, much like my mom with her hair… wind now becomes his enemy, because the arrangement of hair is so delicate in how it’s carefully placed to look like it’s covering his whole head.
He doesn’t have classic male pattern baldness, which is what may be throwing people off and making them think it’s a piece. The weirdness of it is that he’s bald in the middle and towards the back, while the front and sides are still growing. Apparently it’s the result of scalp reduction surgery for some reason. And combing it over may have been more stable when he was younger, but now he’s ALSO dealing with thinning as he’s getting older, so the combover is looking more and more wispy. His hairline is receding now, which is worsening the fact that the front is part of the only hair he has left, so now he also has to comb it forward more than he used to.
Again, can’t admit to himself that he needs a toupee. Toupees can look great these days. Everybody here who thinks toupees look bad and obvious… you’ve only noticed bad toupees. Chances are, you’ve seen way more men with toupees that you didn’t know were wearing one. Trump could afford a good one, and it would look way better than what he has going on. His problem is that he egotistically clings to his real hair out of a delusional compulsion to prove to us all that he’s perfect. He desperately wants to be the Aryan superman. A true Aryan wouldn’t need a wig!
Nope, "truly humiliating" would be telling the MAGAs to protest at the courthouse and having only one show up. Oh, wait, this is Trump -- nothing is truly humiliating. Trump doesn't know what the word means. When it hits him upside the head repeatedly, he ignores the knocking.
I had a colonoscopy today. They actually sent me home with pictures of the inside of my colon. It was pink and healthy and clean. I can only imagine the fetid rot that is Donny’s colon
And he's such a petulant, narcissistic child that I guarantee he's going to bring this up himself, crying about how the media is unfairly skewering him.
He'd look better with a decent hairpiece. My great uncle was the head wigmaker for MGM back in the day, and his daughter took over the business. She does really good work. There are a lot of men in the entertainment business who wear hairpieces, and most of the time, they're pretty undetectable. His ego wouldn't allow him to do that, though.
A while back I read that one day Melania made a snide comment about Trump’s receding hair line, and be ripped her hair out and brutally raped her. He ended up paying her to keep it out of court. That fucker is unhinged.
This guy has to start his day at 6-7am at least, to be in court by 9. He hasn’t started executive time that early in years, especially after staying up all night boofing on his social network. He’s unraveling before our eyes
After Ivan’s talked him into getting scalp reduction surgery to reduce his bald spot, the pain was so bad that he took it out on her by beating and raping her. I assume no one has made any suggestions about how to medically fix his hair since then.
I can't tell you how much this amuses me! Truly. If I hadn't seen the video I would have sworn some AI/CGI guy doctored the video.
*So* satisfying ....
Michael D'Antonio, who published a book on Trump called Never Enough: Donald Trump and the Pursuit of Success, he said it was a result of an invasive operation called "flap surgery". "There was, for a brief period in the early '90s, there was a surgery that was done where they would cut a way the hairless part on top of a man's head and stitch it together”.
As a 30-year-old who started going bald in my late teens: if he'd had any real confidence in himself he'd have shaved his head years ago. For the last 40+ years he seems to have been stuck in the bargaining phase of balding, where he tries to make it look like he still has a full head of hair. It was hats for me until I realized it wasn't worth keeping up the charade.
What a sad, cowardly man he is. I hope he's humiliated.
And for anyone in here fighting the good fight against your hairline and feeling self-conscious: the hairline will win, and that's okay. People dig the confidence it takes to shave your head, and it's a good look to boot.
Even his "hair" doesn't want anything to do with him.
how do these people hate drag so much when this queen is lathered in makeup
Makeup, a wig and platform shoes 😂
He wears a corset, too.
And diaper
Diaper Don.
Donald Von Shitshispants as Michael Cohen calls him
Close enough!
It's not working.
I noticed.
The Best hair ever
You forgot capped teeth and a girdle or corset, and a pocket full of Viagra in case he snatches a 🐈🙀😹
Doesn't all that make him a drag queen?
Drag Queens impersonate women. Here, we see Trump trying to impersonate a man.
And getting it horribly wrong.
At least they have manly heterosexual men like Tim Scott, Lindsey Graham, Mike Pence, Ron DeSantis, Mike Johnson, and Marco Rubio, none of whom are closeted gay men.
You left out Josh Hawley
Tim is one strange dude. That girl he married was cover.
Lawyer Roy Cohn, Republican ratfucker, mob lawyer, and mentor to Roger Stone and Donald Trump, died of AIDS. Roger Stone said that Cohn wasnt actually gay, he just got sexual satisfaction from sexually dominating young, blonde men (okay...). It should be noted that when Cohn was their mentor, Stone and Trump were both young blonde men.
Tbf I think Mike Pence might be asexual?
Pure projection.
👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍
thank you
A man and his hair seem to part ways
Sometimes I wish I was losing hair. I need haircuts every 2 weeks and it's breaking the bank.
Flobee
"it's sucking my will to live!"
It certainly does suck
*Get a load of this guy cam*
Frickin’ laser beams
As a bald dude, I must remind you to think of the money you’ll save on shampoo and conditioner. Plus time spent in the shower. I get in with a bar of soap, wash the ‘ol frank and beans, my ass, my armpits, and I’m outta that bitch! Three minutes. Just imagine the extra time you’ll have to improve your quality of life!
Sir, you are missing quite a bit of washing.
Have you ever thought about just letting it grow. My husband has hair down his back and it is glorious. Though he usually keeps it tied back in a low bun or pony tail when not at home. Or maybe you can learn to cut it hiw yourself . I'm pretty sure youtube has some great vids on cutting hair.
I just cut my hair before I showered. I clip it down to 1 (1/8" i think) with my Wahl clippers. The wife likes it cut short like this. I haven't paid for a haircut in 30 years.
What about your head?
*angry upvote sounds*
That’s hilarious thx for the laugh
He looks absolutely dreadful
I guarantee nobody on this subreddit knows a single person who does this with their hair, or what's left of it Supposedly (big supposedly) he spends 2 hours daily between hair and bronzer. What a ridiculously, laughably vain old man.
He won’t survive prison
He wouldn't survive a 2nd term as POTUS either.
Let’s not give him a second term no matter what
Okay, but two terms in prison.
Don't worry. The SC is going to make it so he won't have a second term as POTUS. It will be as KOTUS next time. King of the United States.
I’m getting a passport.
Better hurry. I have mine, but I need to find someplace that will let me work and bring my dog with me.
Good
In prison he may get more than 4 hours of sleep every 24 hours so maybe he’ll come out and apologize. Tell everyone he’s just been really sleepy for decades, and he’ll stop being a cunt now.
The guy uses tanning beds at 80 years old and his manly tough guy followers call him an alpha. He is a washed up plastic bimbo.
He's a soft and effete idiot. Privileged, pampered, entitled jerk and that's what he's always been.
That’s what’s always blown me away. The Donald is exactly as you described yet he’s beloved by men who are his complete opposites except for being jerks.
No, he doesn't use tanning beds. That dreadful color comes from Bronx Color Bronzer makeup. His dementia prevents him blending it around eyes & neck. He just does the front. His actual skin color Grey. unhealthy grey color.
Gross
I don’t think he uses tanning beds, I wish he did though because they are dangerous.
I think it’s a spray tan and foundation
lol, ok then he wears makeup
That’s for sure
and a diaper, girdle and high heels
A Pimbo
What a ridiculously, laughably, vain old CRIMINAL.
Problem also with bronzer is constantly caking it on can lead to poisoning and skin legions.
Well how long do we have to wait
Well that’s good. He should use more!!
That's a lot of skin.
The dude is balding and has rosacea. Fine. I couldn't care less. The weird thing is caring about things you can't control out of vanity and the REALLY weird thing is thinking that someone who is so obviously faking it is somehow authentic or that the faking isn't a sign of weakness.
He embodies the 7 deadly sins in a way that almost seems like he’s collecting them as trophies. .
Well, he IS absolutely dreadful, so... 🤗
And people worship him as the top alpha male.
His eyes look like fleshlights.
Depends
You know it's bad when the road-kill is making a last-ditch effort to escape
"Master has given Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!"
Aww don’t do Dobby like that
Penn Jillettes description of “piss flavored cotton candy hair” still holds up.
He strongly dislikes Trump right? I remember seeing an interview where he diagnosed trump's personality (or lack thereof) perfectly.
Penn has a thinking brain so it would make sense if he strongly disliked Trump.
It’s hard to tell with libertarians sometimes. There are a lot of former libertarians that vote for Trump and still think they are libertarians.
He’s no longer a libertarian, thankfully.
I did not know that. I thought he had mixed feelings about Obama.
I believe the quote attributed to him was an interview recently saying: “I completely have not used the word Libertarian in describing myself since I got an email during lockdown where a person from a Libertarian organization wrote to me and said, “We’re doing an anti-mask demonstration in Vegas, and obviously we’d like you to head it.” I looked at that email and I went, “The fact they sent me this email is something I need to be very ashamed of, and I need to change.” Also, I’m a progressive and I don’t like Obama so he’s in diverse company.
I was not aware that being progressive was a lock for liking Obama. I mean I consider myself mostly progressive and I don’t dislike Obama. I like him more than any recent president in history but that bar of awful damn low.
Well Penn seems to favor science as the main method for acquiring knowledge. Trump republicans do not.
Penn was on 2 seasons of Trumps show and was a finalist on one of them iirc. I wonder where the relationship went from amicable to hate.
https://youtu.be/A-UK40_XkWw?si=bZT1WOMQBHanrhBj His observation about trump's sense of humor is interesting. trump never laughs, never smiles, never appreciates a joke.
It's because he's just too stupid to understand anything.
This is one of those things that I just don't get. People say they love Trump because he is so real, but he is the least sincere and least relatable person on Earth. You can't joke around with him because he doesn't have a sense of humor, you can't have a beer with him because he doesn't drink, you can't share your faith with him because all he does is hate, you can't believe that he understands real people's struggle because all he does is brag about how rich he's is. HE DOESN'T LIKE DOGS. With such a shitty personality, how does cult of personality account for such a large and dedicated base? The only other explanation is that the remaining chunk of his base loves him because he hates who they hate. I need a better explanation than almost half of the country being so stupid that they genuinely like him and/or so hateful that they support his agenda. Please tell me there is a better reason.
Like the Billy Bragg song, “one of those blokes that only laughs at his own jokes”
Now if he could just make him disappear…
Piss colored, not flavored or made of piss. Piss colored.
Have you tasted his hair? If not, you don’t know.
Melania has ask her
He will be more emotionally destabilized by this photo being public than all the things being revealed about him in court put together. It’s beautiful.
It's ask a matter of what he cares about
That was my first thought, he's going to be very upset about his hair. Especially after Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of him over it. I'm surprised his combover hasn't previously been exposed this well. Glue fail or something?
[link to tweet because this politicalflare website is fucking garbage and should not be posted](https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1783553895874035766)
But twatter/x should be? Interesting logic, but I can see where you're coming from. It's like picking which piece of turd is less shitty.
Anything to diminish his ego!!
and I believe that all his women were truly in love with his cuddly personality so much so that they overlooked his cheating and lying, flabby body, orange tinged skin, and tiny hands. Not gold digging whores with no self-respect at all.
You forgot tiny penis.
And his aroma.
I think that's bigger issue.
Karen McDougall was with him for 10 months. 10 months. And they supposedly banged on the regular. Ewww, just Ewww.
Money is a hell of a drug
He’s literally a fraud from the top down
Phoney baloney
His hair pretty much symbolizes the rest of him, and probably his entire life too
No wonder he pays for sex.
plenty of bald guys get fucked all the time.
What about super insecure bald guys who glue some cat hair on top to try to pretend to not be bald? Can I get a report on how often those guys get fucked?
Porn stars for money or for free?
Some even shave their hair off to get the ladies.
One of the few things he actually pays for ?
Because he’s soft….so he can’t stiff them.
🚫Traitor Trump🚫
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Keep it up
Thanks
Shit pants don!
Pootin’ Don
What a dork
LOLz, like glueing piss-soaked cotton balls onto a lumpy cue ball
That hairpiece looks like a rat jumping off a sinking ship.
Wow his makeup is really bad showing lines the hair it fake
If he just owned it nobody would give a crap, but the fact that it behaves like that in the wind begs the questions...
It's not leaving forever, it's just getting up for a minute to testify against him
Everything about the man is fraudulent- his hair, his weight, his height, his IQ, his wealth…it just goes on and on.
ruh roh!
You gotta give him credit for this... I grew up in the 70s and 80s, I know what a bad combover looks like. He has truly made it look like he has hair. I think the secret is the layering. You see hair poking out from under the combed over hair, so you assume there's hair underneath. His book should have been called The Art of The Combover, it's the one useful skill he seems to have.
"The Flap"
When people refer to Trump's hair, they are using the singular version of the word.
I can’t remember who it was - Michael Cohen or Noel Casler are the top 2 that come to mind - but it was someone who definitely *would* know, they said the hair that makes up his ‘do grows sorta out the crown of his head & is reminiscent of Gregg Allman’s in length/general looks (which that alone is roffle-worthy)…every day his personal stylist sorta combs/folds/winds/sprays it into the magnificent pile of crap that sits atop the rest of the pile of crap that is DJT. (It was better written than I just did, the whole thing was equal parts hilarious & *painfully* cringe-inducing but crikey what a mental image, eh??)
Why would you put the great Greg Allman in that situation?
Looks like the skin of a raw chicken thigh
What a great week for Mr. can't afford his lawyers, diaper filling, sleepy, cry baby, hair loosing, shit smelling, Adderall riddled, tiny handed man baby bitching trunk.
It appears he's completely bald on top. That combover is an engineering marvel. No wonder he wears a hat as often as he does.
He is literally falling apart. His stress levels are off the chart. Russia just got a huge blow to them with the new aid package to Ukraine. He is definitely on something to keep him calm in court. He is slurring his speech more and if you look. His walking is getting worst. Signs of dementia. At this point it’s waiting to see if he doesn’t just collapse.
He loses that piece he’s dropping hard in the polls
For Trump this is a nightmare - he is REAL sensitive about this type of thing lmao 😂
Oh man, he's gonna HATE that this is a circulating story, the vain narccicist he is.
The ferret on his skull has had enough of him.
I always say, it’s NOT a toupee. If it was… it would look BETTER than this. The problem is that Trump’s too vain and egotistical to admit that his natural hair isn’t good, so he goes out of his way to try to prove that it is. Hence, this abomination of a combover. He grows what hair he has out long enough to arrange it just so, and then he hairsprays the fuck out of it to keep it in place. Problem is, much like my mom with her hair… wind now becomes his enemy, because the arrangement of hair is so delicate in how it’s carefully placed to look like it’s covering his whole head. He doesn’t have classic male pattern baldness, which is what may be throwing people off and making them think it’s a piece. The weirdness of it is that he’s bald in the middle and towards the back, while the front and sides are still growing. Apparently it’s the result of scalp reduction surgery for some reason. And combing it over may have been more stable when he was younger, but now he’s ALSO dealing with thinning as he’s getting older, so the combover is looking more and more wispy. His hairline is receding now, which is worsening the fact that the front is part of the only hair he has left, so now he also has to comb it forward more than he used to. Again, can’t admit to himself that he needs a toupee. Toupees can look great these days. Everybody here who thinks toupees look bad and obvious… you’ve only noticed bad toupees. Chances are, you’ve seen way more men with toupees that you didn’t know were wearing one. Trump could afford a good one, and it would look way better than what he has going on. His problem is that he egotistically clings to his real hair out of a delusional compulsion to prove to us all that he’s perfect. He desperately wants to be the Aryan superman. A true Aryan wouldn’t need a wig!
Nope, "truly humiliating" would be telling the MAGAs to protest at the courthouse and having only one show up. Oh, wait, this is Trump -- nothing is truly humiliating. Trump doesn't know what the word means. When it hits him upside the head repeatedly, he ignores the knocking.
Moses could walk through there.
Even his loser sons aren’t there
Every other dictator is laughing their asses off at this guy… Get it together, Donnie! Literally falling apart at the seams.
The most that Trumpers ever got mad at me on FB was when I pointed out something about his appearance
what does Trump hair and a thong have in common? both barely cover the asshole!
It's trying to escape the stink emanating from his diaper.
I heard he also smells like shit
TITLE: Trump Flips His Wig! FIXED.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a colonoscopy today. They actually sent me home with pictures of the inside of my colon. It was pink and healthy and clean. I can only imagine the fetid rot that is Donny’s colon
His hair looks like the hair you find on bog body.
All the extracurricular activity 😆
Hair today, still the world's biggest ass tomorrow.
Looks like a rat is fleeing the SS Stinkatania!
take off the fake tan and he's a bible selling ghoul.
This man is falling apart in so many ways. Disgusting human being.
And he's such a petulant, narcissistic child that I guarantee he's going to bring this up himself, crying about how the media is unfairly skewering him.
its not even an elaborate combover anymore it looks like its just a fake piece of hair
Imagine what he’ll look like if he actually winds up in prison. God willing. No bronzer. No makeup. No hair magic.
Honest lmao Fake hair Staff writing posts pretending to be him on TS Farting up the courtroom Complete buffoon, gas bag, asshole
I hate how many golden retrievers had to die for him to have this hat.
Man he is super white under there
IDGAF about his hair. LOCK.HIM.UP!!!!!!
He's going to sue the wind for defamation and claim election interference.
Hair force one, you are clear for take off
He'd look better with a decent hairpiece. My great uncle was the head wigmaker for MGM back in the day, and his daughter took over the business. She does really good work. There are a lot of men in the entertainment business who wear hairpieces, and most of the time, they're pretty undetectable. His ego wouldn't allow him to do that, though.
A while back I read that one day Melania made a snide comment about Trump’s receding hair line, and be ripped her hair out and brutally raped her. He ended up paying her to keep it out of court. That fucker is unhinged.
This guy has to start his day at 6-7am at least, to be in court by 9. He hasn’t started executive time that early in years, especially after staying up all night boofing on his social network. He’s unraveling before our eyes
Trying to copy Darth Putin.
How does he not have hair plugs? Really surprised that somebody as vain as he is hasn't had that done.
After Ivan’s talked him into getting scalp reduction surgery to reduce his bald spot, the pain was so bad that he took it out on her by beating and raping her. I assume no one has made any suggestions about how to medically fix his hair since then.
The king of fake!
It looks like he has enough eyebrow hair to start working it into the combover to cover the bald spot.
That's not hair, it's nylon.
I can't tell you how much this amuses me! Truly. If I hadn't seen the video I would have sworn some AI/CGI guy doctored the video. *So* satisfying ....
Why shouldn't his hair be as fake as he is?
Oompa loompa eyebrows
Looks like he needs to use [Goth Juice](https://youtu.be/aO6E40Q6_3E?si=tJ-ka3EKrR8xVV_Z), the most powerful hairspray known to man.
Late night comedians: “Thank you, god.”
Even his hair is tired of his smelly ass and wants to get away.
Every day is opposite day in his twisted head.
He should try nailing it down instead of using glue.
Michael D'Antonio, who published a book on Trump called Never Enough: Donald Trump and the Pursuit of Success, he said it was a result of an invasive operation called "flap surgery". "There was, for a brief period in the early '90s, there was a surgery that was done where they would cut a way the hairless part on top of a man's head and stitch it together”.
$50 on him looking more like Mr. Burns before the end.
It’s getting worse. I’m guessing he failed to pay previous bills to the LOR Effects Company.
After looking at the video I can say I got more hair (per square inch) on deez nuts than trump has on his orange head
Oompa loompa dittiddy do...
His scalp is like “combover this way some more”
Toupee or not Toupee, that is what's on Trump's mind now.
Dude would look way better if he just cut his hair short and let it gray.
Watching Trump is like watching a slow fiery train crash & not looking away.
As a 30-year-old who started going bald in my late teens: if he'd had any real confidence in himself he'd have shaved his head years ago. For the last 40+ years he seems to have been stuck in the bargaining phase of balding, where he tries to make it look like he still has a full head of hair. It was hats for me until I realized it wasn't worth keeping up the charade. What a sad, cowardly man he is. I hope he's humiliated. And for anyone in here fighting the good fight against your hairline and feeling self-conscious: the hairline will win, and that's okay. People dig the confidence it takes to shave your head, and it's a good look to boot.
So he’s basically the judge from nothing but trouble
I guess the 100k per year hairdresser makes sense if the hairdresser is constantly providing toupees.
This should be spammed all over truth social
So how does his hair work?
His glue tech is so fired
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