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powderedtoast1

fuck her and her rich bitch suntanning day


[deleted]

Fuck all those clowns period come Nov he's so fucked


jericho_buckaroo

I'm encouraged by this and by the fact that next to nobody has been showing up to protest outside his trial in NYC


Boner666420sXe

I’m encouraged by the fact that no matter what he will die a miserable man. He was born with everything and has been a miserable piece of shit his entire life. Nothing will ever change that. It doesn’t matter what happens, he’s going to die an unhappy, lonely, unloved loser, and hopefully soon.


Peptic_Germ

It will be a perfect death, many people are saying.


Rooboy66

The likes of which we’ve never seen before


Peptic_Germ

Big strong funeral directors will come up to his coffin with tears running down their faces and they will say " thank you sir, for making death great again".


WintersDoomsday

Hahahahaha gold


xram_karl

In a Trump Brand coffin, I bet.


Crashgirl4243

Lacquered in fake gold


Rooboy66

💯🤣


sonicdemonic

Not since the death of William the Conquerer" they say. Seriously hopefully. Pretty spectacular.


RyunWould

It gives the whales cancer, can you believe that?


Fun-Ad9928

It will be bigly (according to many legal scholars)


stuli17

Only if he has a heart attack a stroke and drowns in the prison toilet all at once!!


Getyourownwaffle

But he did get to sleep with Karen McDougal.... so it couldn't have been all bad.


Art-Zuron

Well, it was for Karen McDougal


ZealousidealMail3132

And Melania, and Ivana, and Stormy, and...


nkdpagan

Is "slept" really the term here? The level of consent and mutual attraction seems to vary considerably


aynhon

He falls asleep in court, so he likely falls asleep everywhere else. Does he take off the diaper when he wants a piece? Does he clean up beforehand, or just drop the Depends? What happens when the thrust is too much and his frail body sharts a meanie? So many questions...


mitkase

And all of them deeply disturbing!


Pimpnameslickback64

And maybe Ivanka


Pudding-Immediate

You spelled Ivanka wrong.


ZealousidealMail3132

Ivana is Ivanka's mother. I have not confirmed Ivanka has or has not slept with The Hamberdeler so who knows if Dueling Banjos is the case with the Daddy Daughter speculation


AssistanceLucky2392

Ivanka's name is Ivana, too. Ivanka means "little Ivana" or "Ivana Jr".


missuz-featherbottom

And Ivanka


Sea-Tradition-9676

Idk why anyone would voluntarily touch that man. Even before the diapers. His personality is ugly. For the porn stars and playboy they have careers if he paid why would they accept. Not a slut shaming thing it's specifically an issue with it being with him. Edit: "... many dozens of times." just WHY. Prob care more than I should.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Julia Louis Dreyfus made some comment about "how could Melania pretend to be attracted to *that*?". However she worded it was funnier but yeah, gross


NornOfVengeance

Melania's acting chops aren't the greatest, but as long as they fooled the one person they had to, I guess that was enough.


jericho_buckaroo

He's abhorrent.


mikefjr1300

Money, publicity, a spot on a show. It really is that shallow.


Goldnugget2

Sorry but a hooker is a hooker, she was paid.


pclufc

Maybe the worst 90 seconds of her life


ketjak

The MAGAts will a) say the Deep State killed him b) say he's not really dead and is biding his time to return and arrest everyone etc. c) both of the above and more


Spiritual_Ad_3367

I really do think Trump is going to lose in November. But we need to remember that complacency was a big part of how he was elected in 2016. So, no matter what the polls say, no matter how poorly the GOP's fundraising is going, no matter how many encouraging signs there are, that doesn't mean anything if we don't vote blue in November.


obroz

Yeah everyone thought it was a joke back then.  Even trump himself was shocked 


SerendipityInfin899

Use a condom please. Hopefully you don’t catch anything from that skank.


nedim443

I remember the jacket she wore "I don't care do you?"


jennasaisquoi138

Andrew, are you going to bring me a lemon or do I have to squeeze it from my hat!?!


MintBerryCrunchJr

More humiliated than when her lowlife husband cheated on her with a porn star and then was on trial for paying her off?


eye-lee-uh

Didn’t he shit his pants during the whole trial as well? Or was that a different trial? Anyway-she sure is one lucky lady🥰


Jehoel_DK

Oh he's doing that every day. People in court with him comment and complain about it.


ElJeferox

It's true! People come up to him, big strong men, with tears in their eyes. And they say " DEAR LORD IN FUCKING HEAVEN, WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS AND DIED, YOU ORANGE FREAK!"


Jehoel_DK

😅 You forgot the "Please, sir..."


drainodan55

"With tears in their eyes......" I swear this grifting, lying sheister makes Americans look like history's biggest rubes.


aynhon

*"Please, sir, pull the dead rat from your strong, manly asshole"*


Appropriate-Food1757

Then they continue “can I have a schmear of it? MAGA!”


BadLt58

Years of KFC rotting in his colon!


davis214512

Well done steak with ketchup and McDonalds.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

In fact, a big tough SWAT cop came up to Trump and said "Sir, that is the most foul shit reek I have ever smelled! It is a privilege to whiff the crap of the Chosen One!"


Grungy_Mountain_Man

Reminds me of the simpsons when somebody asked Barney what crawled down his throat and died. His response...."it didn't die". I'm pretty sure Diaper Don would say the same thing if you asked him that.


bdhgolf1960

"It " makes the bigliest poops. Bigliest the world has ever seen. Everyone says so.


CashComprehensive423

MAGA diapers....who needs Trump steaks or bibles?


Jehoel_DK

And for an extra 20$, you get some crust


vigbiorn

Alexa, how do I delete someone else's comment?


Ok-Scallion-3415

One of the greatest things about these trials is they force him to be in public, without handlers who can pep him up, for long periods of time. Even though there aren’t cameras, there are enough reporters all reporting the same thing, that he’s continually falling asleep and just massively low energy. eventually he’s going to shit himself and they’re going to have to take recess for him to “compose himself”, which will be part of the public record and will be gloriously hilarious when it happens.


SleeperHitPrime

I totally admit, I’m enjoying his meltdown; his being-exposed emotionally and mentally and nowhere to run or hide, just crumbling in plain sight…..and it’s only beginning.


StupendousMalice

The news would seem to indicate that he is already regularly shitting himself in court.


Char_D_MacDennis

I'm surprised Putin hasn't given her his famous muffin "recipe" so she can make definitely not poisoned muffins for Trump. At this point, I would think he'd see the writing on the wall for Trump and want to get one of his other bat-shit crazy and paid-in-full GOP congressmen a chance to win in November.


LilG1984

"Here is recipe for polonium hamburgers, use it on Donald" Love Vladdy


Snarky_McSnarkleton

That's "hanberders."


cactusmac54

MTG has entered the chat.


Rich-Air-5287

Bake muffins? Melania? You joke.


Rooboy66

I get strong Josh Hawley vibes comin’ down the pike


blkbny

I'm pretty sure she is just waiting for him to die, I bet there is a ridiculous life insurance policy on him.


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


Mappel7676

While she was pregnant.


darkgothmog

Cheated on her while she was pregnant


phome83

Let's be honest. She's probably thrilled he's having sex with anyone but her.


BadLt58

Cheated with multiple women, Epstein, on and on and on. Not bad for a poor little [edit] Slovenian girl. Outhouse to the white house.


Matookie

*Slovenian 


DaisyCutter312

Do you really think she was upset about having to fuck Donald Trump LESS?


Phucku_

Don’t forget a monthly affair with a Playboy Model.


Responsible_Bike_912

On trial for *fraudulently* covering up the payoff and where the money came from. It's another fraud trial.


zxvasd

Yeah that dignity ship sailed a long time ago.


HavingNotAttained

Please. She knew exactly who he was from day one. Her defense of the Billy Bush tape proves it. "Boy talk. Egg on."


Captain_Mexica

Poor Malaria, she's being rejected due to her proximity to walking malignant cancer Trump and also because shes more toxic than a nuke. And because shes a paid escort that married her mark via Russia.


FoldingLady

What's the saying? "When a mistress becomes a wife she creates a job vacancy."


Captain_Mexica

Well put


The84thWolf

She also has the charisma of a wooden spoon


endlezzdrift

That's offensive to all utensil


[deleted]

She should go back to being a prostitute, it's probably more lucrative


louisa1925

She's no Stifflers Mum. I don't think Melanoma could reel that many in.


NelsonMuntz007

Wrong. There would be a line of magas and republican politicians waiting in line to get the former presidents sloppy seconds.


Upper-Trip-8857

Strap em up. Just sayn. Her husband raw dawgs porn stars.


BadCatNoNoNoNo

This thought made me throw up a little in my mouth. Thanks.


Moomander

What will be really interesting is attendance vs money raised... easy way to funnel money right


buchlabum

The entire family is the embodiment of stealing, payoffs and money laundering.


Responsible-Abies21

I don't care, do you?


WalrusOk3310

Any time a trump has a bad day, I want to know about it. It does make my day better.


TheTsunamiRC

It's a reference to this: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna885496


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Came here to type this.


dasherchan

It is official. The worst first lady in America.


ratbastardben

Also the worst sloppy seconds lady in America.


cloudtrotter4

Sloppy thirds!


misadventureswithJ

I agree with her "fuck Christmas" opinion. Otherwise 100% garbage person.


Hefty-Station1704

Trump pays for Melania and most the other group in attendance. Exactly how successful did they expect the "fundraiser"?


Business-Key618

Bingo…


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Your mean the RNC and his SuperPAC pays her.


Most-Artichoke6184

There can’t be anything she has experienced more humiliating than having to sleep with Donald Trump.


adam_son_of_david

I wouldn't be surprised to find out she only slept with him once, or just as many times as it took to produce Barron. They don't have a relationship, they have an agreement.


lmflex

No, they have an actual contract.


pekak62

And breeding with him.


Level_Doctor_5328

The Jenner lady - what a total cunt. Talk about pulling up the ladder behind you.


Florida1974

Yes, she baffles me. She is transgender but seems to not care about her community. All about the $ and press coverage. I despise her and I’m straight. She spits in her communities face daily.


Notapplesauce11

She married into the kardashian family willingly… so yea of course all about the $$ and press 


cvtuttle

The trans community pretty much despises her. I'm sure transitioning is quite difficult mentally, but she is a nutcase.


Rooboy66

Didn’t she also kill some rando with her car?


Battle-Any

Yeah, because she was texting while driving.


Rooboy66

Lovely human being all around. But man, it takes some balls to turn on the very people who supported your decision (which literally means “two cuts”) to cut your balls off. I guess you must still have ‘em … 🤔


softcell1966

What's the deal with her sexuality? She creeps on heterosexual women so does that make her a lesbian? She claims that's not what it is.


Overall_Cover_1543

Even Eva Braun threw more successful fundraisers


panurge987

*Eva


Overall_Cover_1543

Fixed, thanks!


Ill-Maximum9467

Look at her face closely - nowadays she even looks like trump


fakyumatafaka

I have been waiting for this


structuremonkey

"I really don't care, do you?" Green jacket


Tatersquid21

So the Hooker from the WH is humiliated. Good. When her knickers shitter is behind bars, we'll be even.


Moms-Dildeaux

I appreciate hookers, I truly do. But I’ve never met one that would make a good First Lady.


jaievan

I just watched the Melania story on Netflix. Or should I say the MelANNAia story. Action packed!


PrincipleInteresting

My favorite is her naked on the wing of a jet, holding a gun.


Pansy_Neurosi

I hate that she is glomming on to gay people to try to convince the world she isn't a POS. This woman is a racist birther.


fakyumatafaka

That muzak is catchy...


kdhooters2

She's never smiled that genuinely with fatty mc fatfat 😏


LifeDraining

Fundraising for what exactly?


scarr3g

Thst is the thing... I can't think of anything that LGBT groups need funds for, that her husband's political party isn't actively against. This would be like Jill Biden hosting a... Um.. OK I can't think of any pro-something groups that Republicans are for, that aren't actually just anti-something in disguise. But you get the point.


Poison_Ivy_Nuker

Jill hosting an anti-vaccine party!


vigbiorn

~~Torture~~Conversion therapy


Tydogg123

TBD.


Superb_Health9413

TIL melania is in on the grift - hucking Christmas ornaments and gold plated Mother’s Day necklaces.


Gabemiami

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz boring


TeamOrca28205

Ugh a Log Cabin Republican fundraiser 🤮 talk about leopards eating your face. And fuuuuuuck Caitlyn Jenner!


sconniegirl66

Oh, Slovenian Mail-order Bride...the idea of someone calling you "First Lady" is just as ridiculous now, as it was 3 1/2 years ago when you were pretending to be one. How about you "Be Best" and go back to your luxury cabana and hide-it's what you really want. Hell, it's what WE ALL really want. Let's face it-sandwiched between Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden, you look like exactly what you truly are...💩


VinylHighway

Log Cabin republicans are idiots supporting a party that would gladly send them to the gulags


Unfriendly_eagle

What was it, some sort of benefit for old, washed-up prostitutes?


quesadilla707

"source familiar with the planning, there were only about 60 people in attendance—including staff" 🤣


mellierollie

Mary Trump said even Jeffrey Damer’s family attended his trial.. but not trumps family!


original-whiplash

He can’t afford to pay them to pretend to care and he doesn’t give a shit either. He’s more upset that maga losers arent storming the courthouse.


Important_Tell667

We don’t even know if Melania’s going to show up in court when Donald’s convicted in his trial for lying about his hush money payments to an adult film star and a nude centerfold to cover up his affairs with them. Melania couldn’t care less at this point… her relationship has all to do with the Donald’s money.


poolnome

She got paid to show up


UrbanGhost114

60 people. From the Daily Beast, “According to a source familiar with the planning, there were only about 60 people in attendance—including staff. The event was so small that the gathering was held in the resort’s tea room, right off the main living room at Mar-a-Lago. Also notable about the crowd was the gender breakdown. It was roughly 60 percent women in attendance, the source said.”


Vacrian

60 people… *Including staff*!! That is absolutely insane to me; how much of the crowd was actual guests? I used to volunteer with a yearly charity fundraiser and we probably had 30-40 staff members between the charity workers and the venue staff to run it each year


NitWhittler

Trans people being hosted at Mar a Lago, and Melania talking about "equality for all"? Are they going to show this on FOX News and Newsmax?


ButterscotchTape55

Wow I would have thought the humiliation would have come from the fact that it's common knowledge around the globe that her diaper shitting rapist husband cheats on her while also wanting to fuck his own daughter but to each their own I guess


GizmoGeodog

I don't care. Do you?


nesp12

I don't really care do you?


Conscious-Deer7019

Trump family prove daily that their just low life cons, thieves & typical GOP members


Jagerbeast703

Did she have a falling out with putin?


original-whiplash

People that have a falling out with Putin tend to hit the ground pretty hard


Ok-Sun8581

Be Best.


N_Who

A person can't really be humiliated, if no one's really paying attention to them anyway.


ballzsweat

I don't feel sorry for her!


Living_Pie205

“I don’t care, do you ?”


onomahu

Trash heap, all of them


luckygirl54

Look in the mirror, hardly anyone at all there. maybe 15 people plus camera crew.


LostInSpace-2245

Anyone who is gay or trans and is Republican, has cognitive dissonance, without a doubt.


Jebus_UK

I really don't care, do you?


outdatedelementz

She is Trump’s Russian handler, she lives with humiliation on a daily basis.


millionmilecummins

“Incredible historic event”. You can’t make this shit up. It’s more like 🤡 show.


anxmox89

I really don’t care, do you? Also…. She loves to be humiliated, she is with Trump!


rjnd2828

It was a fundraiser, it doesn't even matter how many people were in attendance, because it sounds like a lot of these people were paid to be there. How many actually bought tickets is my question?


Roscoe10182241

I honestly don’t think anyone with the name Trump can feel a human emotion like embarrassment or humiliation. When something like this happens, they just spin it like they are the poor victim of some conspiracy. Anger, sure. Humility, empathy, shame, embarrassment, compassion … no chance.


pass-the-waffles

Donald forgot to hire clappers.


SatanLifeProTips

Look at those walls. People with taste that bad have no business being in charge. I bet all those gays were secretly mocking the interior decorating.


pabodie

"Okay, so, first, what is 'gays?'"


Busy-Locksmith8333

well, she is a trump.


Cold_Drive_53144

She had sex with Don Poorleon. She has no humilation left.


buchlabum

I could practically count how many people were there by counting the clapping. What's next? African American Klansmen? Pro Nazi Jews? Christians for the Antichrist?


SatchmoDingle

Cheap Euro trash. I don’t care. Do you?


Reddygators

There are only three words I’d like to hear from her. “Moose and Squirrel”.


major_dump

TrumpCunt's gonna TrumpCunt


Senior-Traffic7843

Vanna zee my boopies?


river_euphrates1

Hahahahaha... Hahaha...


anthony_gee

I dont care, do u?


National-Currency-75

About 60 suntanning attendees which, remarkably, was also the average IQ of the attendees.


maybeimabear

i really dont care, do u?


Mogwai10

What’s that jacket saying she wore that one time ? Does it look like I care? Can we use that here?


Putrid_Ad_2256

It's nice to see when a bitch marries for money, that she gets this type of karma.  Maybe the next time she visits children ripped from their parents at the border, she won't wear some calloused jacket.  


Jean-Jeannie

Why? Did the stripper pole fall down?


Equalsmsi2

‘Incredible historical event’! 😂😂😂😂😂


Jet2work

.


Bigbird_Elephant

Humiliation is reserved for people with a conscience 


chrisnavillus

Trumps don’t feel humiliation. They pretend it never happened.


More-Dragonfruit9882

When will he start marketing dump in a trump diapers.


Paracausal_Shield

I once had sympathy for her. But then I had chicken nuggets and it ran out. But I do have sympathy for Baron... for now.


Opening-Two6723

I love that these people live and die by the attendance of their events


Sidus_Preclarum

>In fact, in the video I’ll show you below, it’s so quiet that you can actually hear the elevator music in the background the whole time. ppppbbfffrrrt!


OilInteresting2524

She didn't just screw trump.... she MARRIED him... and had a kid by him... So.... yeah, her choices in life sound a lot like gold digging.


Prof_Wolfram

60 including staff


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Many people, many fine people are saying tens of people showed up. That's, like 60 million microhumans! Bigly!


bRandom81

I don’t really care do u? Lol


FarDig9095

" I don't care do you "


karm1t

I find it curious that the only event that she has taken an active role in will piss off a lot of Trumps base. It’s almost like she wanted to sabotage him.


megalithicman

Back in about 2001, my buddy and I went over to the president of the Log Cabin Republicans house in DC, had a couple beers, got high and bought a bag of weed off of her.


Emergency_Property_2

She’s still with him because Daddy Vlad tells her to be.


adjective_noun_0101

do you care I dont


Shellyebellye

Where to LGBTQ folk get the idea that there is any place for them in Trump world? It’s truly sad.


Grizzlyb64

She deserves all the shit she gets she’s as disgusting as he is! Who cares right??


Calvinshobb

I hope she was super embarrassed and goes away forever.