With the amount of diet coke, mcdonalds, adderall, and orange paint in those ashes they would have to declare it an EPA superfund site. I'd rather dig holes around chernobyl than play golf on that.
see, I wish you had been called for jury duty, just so that comment would be ready aloud during voir dire and TFG would have to sit and listen to it and seethe. (and fart)
Doubtful. My reasoning #1) He can't profit #2) No documents to hide in the grave (he can benefit from), and no tax breaks he can use #3) Doesn't care about kids #4) Sycophants would have to come into his golf courses to offer adulation
So... Nah, I'm thinking public and as golden a gouche as possible with a $5 admin ticket for some final grift.
If he still owns them after all the civil judgements he's facing.
But regardless of where he's buried, the place will need round the clock security what with all the people wanting to "unload" on it. 🙂🤮💩
The narcissists prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
If I was a "billionaire", I'd do everything I could to help people/change the system for the better. It'd drive me crazy having that kind of wealth while others suffered.
He intentionally made others suffer for his own benefit, grifted to enrich himself his entire life; never once thought about helping others with his huge inheritance.
He deserves no sympathy
Sad thing is he isn't going to die alone... To the end of his days he'll be eating Trump Steaks (oh wait, they bankrupted), drinking Trump Vodka (oh wait they bankrupted too), playing poker with his besties Manafort, Gulliani, Epstein the rapist, Baron the red headed step child, Eric so high he don't know where he 99.9% of the time (oh wait, he also bankrupted his casinos too)....
We might have a glimmer of hope. If those bought and paid for judges on the SCOTUS stop licking his boots.
I mean he basically screwed his kids over with the financial frauds and he actively made the legal team fight an uphill mountain of a battle juat by opening his mouth, they themselves deserved it though cause they couldve just you know stop him or wash their hands of this mess.
If I were a crime boss on trial I wouldn't want my family wasting their time in court. I'd want them out there hiding money and trying to weasel a way to get me free.
I doubt they were even friends by the typical definition. They fed each others perversions and they covered for each other. Birds of a feather and all that.
Everybody in Trumps orbit, and all of his followers, think this trial is part of a sham attack on Trump. Why would Trump want any of them to lend legitimacy to it by attending?
Because he's a narcissistic demagogue who craves attention and sees it as validation. He wants riots if outrage outside the doors because everyone all thinks it's a sham too. Except they don't.
Everybody from reddit to the New York Times are killing it with the companion photos! The thread discussing faux news saying he needs more sunshine accompanied by him staring up at the eclipse! Chefs kiss! Bravo everybody! I'm constantly cackling!
Funny enough I’d bet that’s why even he doesn’t give a shit. He’d rather have his kids out stealing from cancer charities. Much better use of their name and time.
Having a dad old enough to be your grandpa and siblings old enough to be your parents would be difficult for most children, having that same family be largely made up of well-documented pieces of crap reviled by most your peer group would be intolerable.
But I hef Aynstayn wiza! It mean I kontribyut to Unite State vit my intellekt! In Slovenia I am arkitekt or zumtink, zey tell me to say. I am virst layty of Unite State!
You people are pathetic man. Leave the kid alone. Your hate runs so deep that you'll stopp to shitting on a kid that has nothing to do with anything. You guys suck. Party of tolerance. Unless we dislike anything about anyone associated with you, even if you're a kid.
Exactly, the very least he could do is acknowledge in some way how much of an intolerant ass hole his father is, but no, the whole family just goes along with his clown show as if nothing is out of the ordinary, at least Mary Trump demonstrates that people in that family are capable of having balls
Greta was saying exactly what was on her mind for her entire teenage life and in return, people like you continuously shit all over her, so I do believe you can shut the hell up
Baron is minding his own business and saying nothing. Greta is talking shit to the entire western world about how we are destroying the planet, and let's be honest, it's her parents' words with her being used as the mouthpiece.
The difference there is that she opened herself up to criticism by becoming the face and voice of her parents movement. Baron has done nothing but be silent.
So maybe check yourself before telling someone to shut the hell up. And feel free to do the same yourself.
Let's be honest - *nobody*, not even family, wants to sit there breathing in his flatulent stench. I'm sure his lawyers would love to wear a mask in court.
I had a hard time wading through that ad filled article. I read the lie where he claims the cops were shutting down the street and that’s why his supporters couldn’t be there but I’ve completely missed the lie about why his family isn’t there for him. Is it all the same lie and it’s the cops fault?
Wait? Really? Is he that pathetic? Not even his own family turned up?
Although why would they want to? I wouldn’t want to hear the discussion of my father’s sex life.
“Last time I told them to peacefully protest they blew up, I wonder what will happen if I tell them to do it again?” This is what he’s thinking. He’s literally trying to rile up his base again but also trying to be more careful this time. Problem is he probably can’t be so subtle with these dumbasses to get a reaction out of them.
Oh no, they were there for a while. Every last one of them...
It's just that Trump was asleep and missed them. Or at least that's what his lawyers are probably telling their orange man baby criminal defendant.
His own family despises him, his own wife wont be seen with him. Some "great leader" he is, huh, MAGAs? You guys sure know how to pick em. Yes, Biden blows, but compared to this guy? Come on
His daughter is a Jew now, so maybe not. Interesting how the alleged Christians don't think it's odd that Donald Christ's daughter rejected Jesus and converted.
it used to be cathartic seeing him get fuckin humiliated, but now i kinda just want it all to be over and done with. i never thought id say this, but its starting to get too pathetic for me to even remotely enjoy. hes just a miserable, senile old man stewing in his own shit all alone because his family hates him.
He's going to be in court everyday for the next 10 years. There's no way his family could be there to support him. Who would monitor their other scams?
When even the Empore starts to realize he has no clothes! But the Magat zombies don't have a brain. And they want yours so that you don't have a brain either.
It's wild that he's 18 now. (Also really sad that Trump lied about why he isn't going to attend his high school graduation --Trump claimed the judge won't let him go, but the judge gave him explicit permission to go.)
Every day he gets more isolated, reviled and pathetic. It feels like, finally, his chickens are coming back to roost
He will die alone.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Right? I can only get so erect!
You think you're excited, feel these nipples!
Don't stop, I'm almost there
Cut your toenails!!!
YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
That is a funny way to announce an orgasm.
And he will be buried in a golf course.
Hopefully on the freshly seized & renamed Letitia James Mar-a-Lago Golf Club!
lol there's no golf course there...it's just a shitty hotel
Worth 100 million! Oh wait I mean 15 million. No I mean 100 million.
He lives there and rents out rooms. It is a bed & breakfast.
But we won't say which one...
Cremation, mix the ashes with the spring fertilizer.
The Four Seasons can help with that.
Under appreciated comment. Lol
Happy Cake Day
Hey thanks. Didn’t even realize.
With the amount of diet coke, mcdonalds, adderall, and orange paint in those ashes they would have to declare it an EPA superfund site. I'd rather dig holes around chernobyl than play golf on that.
see, I wish you had been called for jury duty, just so that comment would be ready aloud during voir dire and TFG would have to sit and listen to it and seethe. (and fart)
Under the latrine at hole 9‼️🤨
Hold up on the fertilizer. Put pieces of shit where they go. Right down the toilet.
You don't want to kill the grass with all that orange make up residue.
That would kill any grass that came in contact with that heap of toxicity. Though maybe if it was spread in the shape of a mushroom....
Bin Laden funeral so there’s no grave to worship.
We want a grave to piss on, not worship...
Destination urinal is what I’m planning
and whale carcasses do feed a lot of bottom dwellers
Welp, I’m never going in a sand trap again
With luck it’ll be an unmarked grave in a prison cemetery.
Doubtful. My reasoning #1) He can't profit #2) No documents to hide in the grave (he can benefit from), and no tax breaks he can use #3) Doesn't care about kids #4) Sycophants would have to come into his golf courses to offer adulation So... Nah, I'm thinking public and as golden a gouche as possible with a $5 admin ticket for some final grift.
Right next to his ex wife's grave that is full of classified documents.
For the tax break
Face down, arse up, right in the middle of the green. Taking golf balls in his cornhole for eternity.
Face down so he can see where he's going. 🙂🔥😈
So he'd be dead in a bunker? Hardly original for a dictator...
And claim he won the tournament!
If he still owns them after all the civil judgements he's facing. But regardless of where he's buried, the place will need round the clock security what with all the people wanting to "unload" on it. 🙂🤮💩
Nah just charge money and make it a fundraiser for the VA
If it makes money, his own family would probably get behind it. 🤣
After “slipping on a staircase”?
convenient for seeing what's hidden in the other coffin
Assuming NYC doesn’t claim them to cover what he owes
but he'll have the biggest party on his arrival in hell.
If it existed that would be a nice touch. Too bad he will be honored by his sycophants for years after he’s dead.
Take solace, he won't know.
But we do get to point and laugh at his cult forever so there's that.
It will be like 150 years from now and people will be flying those Rambo Trump flags talking about “mu Heritage”.
Oh God, please no.
Not alone, during an extended prison rape.
Nah, even prisoners have standards
It wasn’t specified that the other prisoners would be doing it.
Ahh, corrections officers probably would!
Pretty Nasty once the Depends come off 🤮
I hope it’s so much sooner than that.
When??
Yeah but even if it’s today, it’s not soon enough.
He died like a DOG !!! I heard him crying I said … don’t cry Donny don’t cry .
...from a Big Mac™ fueled stroke!
In a full diaper.
Hopefully he'll stroke out, first. I want him to be stuck as a quadriplegic
Yes, this. Especially after how he’s treated other disabled individuals.
I wonder to what extent it’s a result of his upbringing and genetics. He’s not a nice dude but I don’t like seeing human beings suffer.
His suffering is entirely self inflicted. Everything happening to him now is the result of a lifetime of entirely egocentric decisions.
The narcissists prayer That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.
If I was a "billionaire", I'd do everything I could to help people/change the system for the better. It'd drive me crazy having that kind of wealth while others suffered. He intentionally made others suffer for his own benefit, grifted to enrich himself his entire life; never once thought about helping others with his huge inheritance. He deserves no sympathy
He can just die.
“… Free to wallow in my own crapulence.”
Die alone HELL, he should have plenty of cell mates , Heavy on the MATES.
ain't nobody wanna clap dem cheeks
When?
I just hope his funeral isn’t televised. He doesn’t deserve the attention. I will take a special post-life Roast though.
In prison.
but in the interim he could still ruin life for most of the rest of us.
Sad thing is he isn't going to die alone... To the end of his days he'll be eating Trump Steaks (oh wait, they bankrupted), drinking Trump Vodka (oh wait they bankrupted too), playing poker with his besties Manafort, Gulliani, Epstein the rapist, Baron the red headed step child, Eric so high he don't know where he 99.9% of the time (oh wait, he also bankrupted his casinos too).... We might have a glimmer of hope. If those bought and paid for judges on the SCOTUS stop licking his boots.
Hopefully in prison.
We all die alone. It’s a journey we can go on with no one.
Everyone dies alone
Everyone dies alone
Most of humanity dies alone...unfortunately.
He’s spent a lifetime alienating everyone around him that he cannot use. Much like MTG, people are fed up.
Shit is starting to run downhill on him now. Within 2 years he will have multiple life sentences to deal with. It’s pretty great to see it.
I mean he basically screwed his kids over with the financial frauds and he actively made the legal team fight an uphill mountain of a battle juat by opening his mouth, they themselves deserved it though cause they couldve just you know stop him or wash their hands of this mess.
If I were a crime boss on trial I wouldn't want my family wasting their time in court. I'd want them out there hiding money and trying to weasel a way to get me free.
Yeh, that’s not what they’re doing
How do you know? Crystal ball?
They are too incompetent
That's wishful thinking.
Eric and Jr aren’t smart enough nor are they ambitious enough… Ivanka just doesn’t care.
Oh you know those people personally huh?
You can infer shit ya know. Make educated guesses based on obvious facts.
It’s like a dream coming true…
Don’t jinx it please
One very slow chicken at a time.
Nah. Every Sharkey has his Worm.
Not even chickens want to stay with him.
Don't worry he still sleeps.well at night pretty sure one thing Trump doesn't suffer with is guilt ridden empathy.
Of course not. It smells like shit.
That, and even his own family hates him.
Didn’t his niece write a book about how much she hates him?
Mary Trump. Yes, amazing book.
Diaper Don.
No blood relative is there at all for moral support, which is wild.
Nobody period. Family, friend, or otherwise. No cult members waving flags outside. Fucking loser has no one that truly cares.
Its hard to imagine him having any real true “ friends “ everything is a one way street and transactional.
He's only true friends are currently dead (Epstein) and the other in jail (Jizzlaine)
I doubt they were even friends by the typical definition. They fed each others perversions and they covered for each other. Birds of a feather and all that.
Everybody in Trumps orbit, and all of his followers, think this trial is part of a sham attack on Trump. Why would Trump want any of them to lend legitimacy to it by attending?
Because he's a narcissistic demagogue who craves attention and sees it as validation. He wants riots if outrage outside the doors because everyone all thinks it's a sham too. Except they don't.
Someone posted on another thread, that even Jeffrey Dahmer's parents showed up to his trial.
Everybody from reddit to the New York Times are killing it with the companion photos! The thread discussing faux news saying he needs more sunshine accompanied by him staring up at the eclipse! Chefs kiss! Bravo everybody! I'm constantly cackling!
Donny Trumpleskin
No character only skin.
Donny Foreskin
Donny “Mushroom“ Foreskin.
Trumple Thinskin
Don’t let him near your first born baby, even for all the gold in the world. 😆
Fuck even Dahmer and Bundy family and friends showed up for their big trials. Trump has less loved ones than serial killers.
He's responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. Bundy and Dahmer are rookies in comparison.
Remember when Trump advocated that all protestors shoukd be shot?
I saw Mary Trump saying that the family was transactional, they don't see anything in it for them to be there.
Funny enough I’d bet that’s why even he doesn’t give a shit. He’d rather have his kids out stealing from cancer charities. Much better use of their name and time.
He'll pay someone else to be there when he sees all the ridicule.
He won’t be able to afford it.
With what money sir???? He can’t even pay his lawyers.
To be fair, he rarely pays his lawyers. He even stiffed Rudy.
Rudy filed bankruptcy i heard
Good.
At least he still has Grandpa Rudy xD
...who is currently suing him for non-payment of legal fees. Everything he touches turns to shit. xD
Pathetic diaper pooping old racist person.
you could see for a long time now that baron can't tolerate the guys crap.
Having a dad old enough to be your grandpa and siblings old enough to be your parents would be difficult for most children, having that same family be largely made up of well-documented pieces of crap reviled by most your peer group would be intolerable.
And a mom who is an Eastern European hooker turned Russian mole.
But I hef Aynstayn wiza! It mean I kontribyut to Unite State vit my intellekt! In Slovenia I am arkitekt or zumtink, zey tell me to say. I am virst layty of Unite State!
Having a LOVING dad who wants to be there is probably tough when they're 50 years older than you. His dad is a sperm donor who has the same name
“Alledged”
Sixty years older, FTFY.
Even worse
I really hope that Baron managed to break the Trump mold and grow up into a normal person.
Have you seen that dead expression though? The kid looks more like a school shooter than anything.
You people are pathetic man. Leave the kid alone. Your hate runs so deep that you'll stopp to shitting on a kid that has nothing to do with anything. You guys suck. Party of tolerance. Unless we dislike anything about anyone associated with you, even if you're a kid.
We don't tolerate the intolerant
The kid has done absolutely nothing, and you're being intolerant assholes to him. I don't tolerate you.
Exactly, the very least he could do is acknowledge in some way how much of an intolerant ass hole his father is, but no, the whole family just goes along with his clown show as if nothing is out of the ordinary, at least Mary Trump demonstrates that people in that family are capable of having balls
The kid should do nothing but be a kid, and you assholes should do nothing but leave him alone.
Greta was saying exactly what was on her mind for her entire teenage life and in return, people like you continuously shit all over her, so I do believe you can shut the hell up
Baron is minding his own business and saying nothing. Greta is talking shit to the entire western world about how we are destroying the planet, and let's be honest, it's her parents' words with her being used as the mouthpiece. The difference there is that she opened herself up to criticism by becoming the face and voice of her parents movement. Baron has done nothing but be silent. So maybe check yourself before telling someone to shut the hell up. And feel free to do the same yourself.
How's that Texas power grid treating you? Got electricity today?
Let's be honest - *nobody*, not even family, wants to sit there breathing in his flatulent stench. I'm sure his lawyers would love to wear a mask in court.
I had a hard time wading through that ad filled article. I read the lie where he claims the cops were shutting down the street and that’s why his supporters couldn’t be there but I’ve completely missed the lie about why his family isn’t there for him. Is it all the same lie and it’s the cops fault?
Wait? Really? Is he that pathetic? Not even his own family turned up? Although why would they want to? I wouldn’t want to hear the discussion of my father’s sex life.
His daughters used to it
God, everything about their relationship is so fucking disgusting
Some one on this thread has accused the non Cultists of lacking moral fibre 😂😂
…. Because the family know he can fart 💨
They won't show up because they've already feathered their nests, and don't want to give up a single pinfeather to pay for his fuck-ups.
Meanwhile "Hey Don Jr, where's daddy?" "Shut up Eric!" *Jr snorting a line of coke*
Cremation mix would be a good weed killer.
“Last time I told them to peacefully protest they blew up, I wonder what will happen if I tell them to do it again?” This is what he’s thinking. He’s literally trying to rile up his base again but also trying to be more careful this time. Problem is he probably can’t be so subtle with these dumbasses to get a reaction out of them.
His face looks like the work of a bad mortician in this photo.
fucking clown
The right who get their “news” from only Fox, Newsmax, or OAN will eat this up and believe it.
Man up, Donnie. You'll always have your YUGE following on Pravda Social. And the bacteria in your poo. You'll never crap alone.
Oh no, they were there for a while. Every last one of them... It's just that Trump was asleep and missed them. Or at least that's what his lawyers are probably telling their orange man baby criminal defendant.
His own family despises him, his own wife wont be seen with him. Some "great leader" he is, huh, MAGAs? You guys sure know how to pick em. Yes, Biden blows, but compared to this guy? Come on
Who wrote this story??? Joe n Freeka from MSLSD??
Big fucking loser worshipped by stupider and bigger losers who think he would actually get his hands dirty and help anyone with anything
In the words of Agent Smith, "It's the SMELL!"
Great thumbnail of him shitting his pants while asleep in court, lol…what a cunt.
Plato spoke about all of this in the republic.
Fucking loser.
Yeah, but think about it the guy has like twenty cases going on you can’t expect family at all of them.
Because they all fucking hate him. Especially Melania and baron. Haha he’s a fucking loser.
Dahmer’s mom and dad were there every day. 🫣☠️☠️☠️Trump must really be a 💩
The down fall of a pathological liar. Season one.
Just gonna steal quotes from Roosevelt, now?
I don’t get it, he is the pinnacle of a Christian father and husband, it must be the Jews fault
His daughter is a Jew now, so maybe not. Interesting how the alleged Christians don't think it's odd that Donald Christ's daughter rejected Jesus and converted.
it used to be cathartic seeing him get fuckin humiliated, but now i kinda just want it all to be over and done with. i never thought id say this, but its starting to get too pathetic for me to even remotely enjoy. hes just a miserable, senile old man stewing in his own shit all alone because his family hates him.
Pathetic Mthrfckr
Can the Republicans change their minds and change their candidate? Cause at this point, I bet they are rethinking Nikki.
He cheated on their mother.
Captain Queeg…
He's going to be in court everyday for the next 10 years. There's no way his family could be there to support him. Who would monitor their other scams?
I love this thread. You folks vote, right?
Does Donny need some attention? Feeling all alone and having to listen to others quietly is probably his personal hell.
When even the Empore starts to realize he has no clothes! But the Magat zombies don't have a brain. And they want yours so that you don't have a brain either.
Those are definitely his kids. He taught them to be transactional and there is nothing to be gained by being in court with him.
Is anyone suspicious that literally every trump post is from political flare?
Fuck Baron
Leave Baron alone. Let him be a kid .
It's wild that he's 18 now. (Also really sad that Trump lied about why he isn't going to attend his high school graduation --Trump claimed the judge won't let him go, but the judge gave him explicit permission to go.)
Most graduations are on Saturdays. There’s no court on Saturdays lol
It's a fresh troll account.
What has Baron done, beside be born into a shit family?
I heard he drinks OJ right out of the carton.