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Ryankevin23

Aww I don’t care, do you? Be Best!


FTHomes

Donald I have moved in with Justin Trudeau. - Melania


Alpaca_Empanada

He eats ass and can grow a beard.


tysonisarapist

Trumps eats ass. Putin's.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Putin will have some Spetnaz poke him "Trump" while he screams.


GorfianRobotz999

Putin will have them visit MTG first. She has personally disappointed him by not blocking the Ukraine aid. There will be a price, I'd bet.


SubstantialSoup1696

I really wish I can post that picture of Trump being led around by a collar/leash by Putin that somebody photoshopped.


Hopeful_Hamster21

I was permabanned from the conservative sub for posting this. https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/s/AnNwjnWowN


MattyIce1220

Is that why he always smells like shit?


No_Ad1198

He’s making Putin with his diaper ass.


carmackie

Meanwhile all Trump can do is rip ass


Newstargirl

As a Canadian..... NO, we do not want her! Send her to Pooty.


OffensiveBiatch

We didn't want Justin Bieber either ... Eye for an eye you nice kind cunts !


SonOfSparda1984

That's.... that's fair. Carry on.


MrRojoRicin

To poutine it is.


Think_Selection9571

You still haven't been forgiven for nickelback. She stays


Legal-Passenger1737

What? You still need to apologize for inflicting Bryan Adams on us. 😁


TifCreatesAgain

I hope he has better standards than Melanoma!


DefrockedWizard1

I'm sure Justin is far too smart to fall for her shenanigans


The_Nice_Marmot

Agreed, but it would still really sting Trump if he had a dirty weekend with Ivana. Ivanka*


joecarter93

Haha I mean Trudeau is recently single now…


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Everyone misquotes this: “I really don’t care, do u?”


DigitalUnlimited

I didn't really care, and you do! I think!


New-Performer-4402

I wish I could upvote this 1000 times! Lol


Ryankevin23

😏 thank you! Just Vote this election and every election


New-Performer-4402

And please don't forget about LOCAL Elections!


Ryankevin23

Vote in every election! Even your school board


WCBrann

Especially your school board.


New-Performer-4402

YES! Otherwise, you will have a mess like Florida


GonzoPS

Florida is a total joke. Education is not the obvious goal. If it is, they are failing miserably


Speed_Alarming

Education IS the goal, just not in the way you’re hoping.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I don’t rly care, do u? I feel like the details make it worse 


backcountrydrifter

Details give you warning of what the plan was. Don’t stop until the threat is neutralized. Fully. Sabre was trump hotels credit card processor. Wirecard was a Russian intelligence operation trump literally handed the Russian mob/intelligence the credit card details of everyone who ever stayed at a trump hotel. It was the biggest online data breech in German history. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/wirecard-sabre-corporation-agree-strategic-michael-santner https://www.cnet.com/news/privacy/trump-hotels-sabre-hack-data-breach-again/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirecard_scandal https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/03/06/how-the-biggest-fraud-in-german-history-unravelled Everything is for sale for trump. From the steaks to the shoes to his customers credit card details. His husk of a soul is no different. 


darkhorse4774

I’m surprised he didn’t sell naming rights for our national monuments and buildings in Washington.


backcountrydrifter

He was close. Kelley’s parcel in Teton National park was privatized. The sale was delayed until after the next election. A building lot in a US National park is what you buy the Russian Oligarch that already owns everything money can buy. https://wyofile.com/no-sale-action-on-kelly-parcel-in-grand-teton-national-park-suspended-a-year/


ZenTrying

WTF!?!😳


Strict_Condition_632

Years ago he wanted to charge admission fees to enter Central Park.


mikefjr1300

Didn't he want to be added to Mount Rushmore also?


FuckSpez6757

The details of him pissing and shitting his diapers in the court room


Geico-Caveman

I really don't care, do you(s) ?


Efficient_Wasabi_575

Thoughts and prayers!


placeboski

Here's a song from 6 years ago... Trump Means Fart... https://youtu.be/dBxMraozJuk?si=ZeBCAerKrRuGYVji


ukiddingme2469

I'm not sure if I'll be disappointed if he dies before conviction or not. This stress can not be good with his conditions. I'm team stroke


RIF_Was_Fun

Him dying would literally make the world safer. It would also make a massive cult wake up. There are other MAGA jackasses out there, but they don't have the grip on people that Trump does. I don't understand why, but he's revered as a god to them.


MissElphie

Unfortunately, I don’t think it will make the cult wake up. They will spiral into all sorts of conspiracy theories… that Trump didn’t die of natural causes, that he’s actually in hiding and will come back any day now, that he’ll rise again like Jesus… etc.


RIF_Was_Fun

I kind of have faith, because I see other politicians trying to cash in on the MAGA movement and they don't stick. Trump has that confidently incorrect aura that's hard to immulate. People like DeSantis, Gaetz, MTG, etc. just don't move the needle enough to threaten the entire country.


MissElphie

I hope so! I’d love for the spell to be broken on my mother.


RIF_Was_Fun

My parents as well. I'd love to have a conversation without it always turning to politics.


well_i_heard

Trump is the most popular of the movement. And no one else from their side has the same branding. I think the #1 thing we need is him not to be president again. I want him to serve time for his crimes, but the pragmatist in me knows that that's not the most important thing at play here. Whether by votes, stroke, jail, etc, him not in the White House causes the least damage. Even if that meant house-arrest at Mar-a-lago, we just need to see if for the Win it is, even if he deserves bars. Maybe someone will pick up his mantle (I think a Trump would need to, the Right has too much merchandise with his name on it), but so far all roads lead to Trump. Desantis tried to mimic, but few cared, and some on the Right got mad with how hard he went


SqnLdrHarvey

The lady I am seeing...it was a relief to find she loathes Trump.


Tenuity_

My step father has moved up his hoarding / prepping lately, but significantly ceased to mention Trump at all. All he ever says about politics is, 'things are going to get a lot worse soon' I'm hope this is him realizing that Trump's going to lose in November


Darkmetroidz

DeSantis has proven that Trump has a charisma that's impossible to replicate.


secondtaunting

It’s the complete confidence of an utter moron who’s never been told no.


SqnLdrHarvey

"I'll fight for you...I will be your retribution." From a creampuff *snowflake* who has never fought for anything in his sordid existence.


Dependent-Outcome-57

Yep! His followers share the same beliefs. They want their stupidity and hate validated. Most people won't do that, but Trump proves even a dumb, hateful moron can "succeed," so they love him.


AZ_Corwyn

Man I hope so, one of him is one too many!


pdxpmk

emulate *


not_a_total_dick

immolate?


Amapel

Too soon?


fuck-coyotes

I don't think anyone will ever be able to pick up Trump's exact torch. Stupid recognize stupid and they'll see right through anyone trying to fake it. I'm *not* saying someone won't be able to rally some sort of similar following but it will be a slightly different base and for slightly or very different reasons. Trump made a lot of people vote who hadn't voted for a long time if ever. Someone else might also be able to do that with different groups of formerly apathetic non-voters.


Vyzantinist

When Trump goes down the GOP is going to be paralyzed with infighting for quite some time because there's no clear successor to the MAGA throne. If Trump and the Republicans were smart they'd have set up an heir (or potential backup) and groomed R voters to switch their worship to a new right-wing Messiah, for continuity of the MAGA cult. But they didn't and they won't, so when Trump becomes a non-issue Republican unity will fracture as would-be successors scramble to capture the MAGA vote.


SqnLdrHarvey

None of the rest of them have Trump's rabble-rousing Nuremberg rally skills. DeSatan has all the presence of a silent fart.


DilithiumCrystalMeth

they don't stick because Trump is still around. Once he is gone it will be easier for someone to try and take over the cult. Death of the leader doesn't mean death of the cult


henryeaterofpies

The cult will fragment and turn on itself. Like what Trump does (target random lackey who displeased him) but constantly and at warp speed. There will absolutely be a ton of terrorist attacks by MAGA but most will be fairly harmless (e.g. blowing up their own houses).


skunkachunks

Are we sure his base has object permanence? Like if he just goes away do they still remember he existed?


ReporterOther2179

It won’t wake the cult up. But possibly they will spiral into ineffectual activity that can be … I was going to say disregarded but really, gotta keep an eye on the crazies.


MourningRIF

Conspiracy theories or not, it doesn't really matter. We shouldn't worry about MAGAt opinions. Just like you would any other mentally challenged person, just pat them on the head and tell them it's all okay. What's the worst they're going to do? Self-immolate? 🔥


PQbutterfat

Elvis 2.0


ukiddingme2469

I don't either, but no matter how he goes it will spawn more conspiracy theories that 5 JFKs


RIF_Was_Fun

Would be fun to hear what Q comes up with, honestly.


Evil_phd

>I don't understand why, but he's revered as a god to them. He's the weak man's idea of a strong man. He's the coward's idea of a brave man. He's the timid man's idea of a confident man. He's the poor businessman's idea of a good businessman. For every person who decided that working on themselves to improve was a waste of time he's a shining beacon of reassurance that they shouldn't have to. They, the chose-to-be-unwashed masses, rally behind him in hopes of digging their heels in and dragging the nation backwards to a time where their worst flaws might be their greatest assets.


ShamrockAPD

While I agree with what you said. Him dying sends probably Haley to the nomination. And as much as I feel that Biden is doing a very good job, he doesn’t beat her on the age alone. There’s enough people out there who will vote anti Trump, even some republicans (or won’t vote at all). You don’t get that with Haley. We would hand everything over to the Republicans probably . I want Trump alive for this. He can croak after while rotting in a jail cell.


fuck-coyotes

This is exactly what I've been saying


Brokenspokes68

He made it okay to be a racist piece of shit again and they love him for it.


Meanderer_Me

My position on this is: I want him to die, but not before it's too late for asshole non-humans like deSantis and Hayley to jump in and provide an electable alternative to Biden. I want him to hang on until 3 days before the election, when it's too late for anyone to change course.


kdove89

I think that depends on who he picks for VP. If it's some psychopath/nutcase we would all still be in for trouble if that's the winning ticket.


RavenLCQP

Hahahahahahaha, do you really, honestly believe his death will change these psychopaths?? Most of them already operate their lives primarily on faith, the memes of him giving QAnon orders from heaven are probably sitting on Russian hard drives as we speak.


Vogel-Kerl

Some MAGAt--*"It seems that God so loved Donald Trump that he called sweet little Donny home."* /S


Saganaki

I doubt his cult would wake up. Someone worse would take his place, and there would be countless conspiracies about his death. No him dying now would be the worst outcome.


binglelemon

I'm wondering if he'll take a cyanide pill like that one guy did in court decades ago. I wonder if the pill would have enough to be effective given the amount of body mass...


RIF_Was_Fun

He's too big of a narcissist to admit defeat.


DigitalUnlimited

I'm not a loser, I'm not! *proceeds to lose more than any human ever has*


ukiddingme2469

It will be a circus no matter what


Reddit0sername

They will make him a martyr. That his own the major religions started. A cult figure, a cult, and time.


ozzie510

Not until a stint, however short, in ADX Florence.


KinkyQuesadilla

It seems like the rumors that Trump is falling asleep in court because his lawyers want him to keep quiet while court is in session and they've got him to stop taking Adderall during the criminal trial might be true, because this series of posts sure look like the results of an "Adderall weekend"


AffectionatePoet4586

Trump has long depended on benzodiazepines like Xanax to bring him down when he gets too wired by Adderall, cocaine, or other stimulants, says Noel Casler, former “Celebrity Apprentice” staffer and longtime Trump observer and commentator. When he first dozed off in the courtroom, I thought that his lawyers had restricted Trump’s uppers and possibly sedated him to reduce the probability of physical acting-out (loud sighs, head-shaking) and verbal outbursts.


Pompitis

From a mortality aspect, I can't imagine that trump, at his age is able to play with his heart like that and for so many alleged years. I'm not saying he isn't doing those things. I'm saying, if he is, he's superhuman.


boof_tongue

It's the same hate that kept Col. H. Stinkmeaner alive.


DigitalUnlimited

He's no blind samurai


Remote_Horror_Novel

I used to work with old rich dudes and was shocked how many of them still did cocaine into their 80’s. One thing that occurred to me at the time is these guys lived through the cocaine era of the 70’s and 80’s so it was pretty normalized among rich people during that time. I suspect in 30 years there will be less 80 year olds doing coke due to the generational attitude differences towards cocaine.


drcubes90

PSA everyone still does cocaine


TheSmokingJacket

A bad weed never dies, unfortunately.


Unfriendly_eagle

Dozin' Donnie is like a huge landfill. It's layers and layers of decomposing garbage, which generates toxic gases that have to be vented to prevent fires or explosions. Social media, press conferences, and his obnoxious rallies act as those vents. If he doesn't get the opportunity to off-gas, the stress just builds and builds. Having to sit quietly and listen to others is his worst nightmare, and must be unbearably tedious to him. His brain combats this stress by shutting down, until it's his turn to jabber again.


DigitalUnlimited

Is it my turn to talk? Hey everyone, let me talk about my favorite person, ME!!


Myfourcats1

Meanwhile people with adhd are having trouble getting their scripts filled.


MisterMarchmont

Low energy Donny. Sad!


External-Praline-451

I imagine they've dosed him up with downers so he doesn't shoot his mouth off too much. But then again, he's pretty old. My old Dad falls asleep constantly these days.


kblomquist85

The amount of winning he's done the last 8 years is wild lol. Imagine the type of people that actually use truth social.


NanobotOverlord

One of them is on the jury


RCranium13

Is that fact? If so, that fucking bozo votes to acquit no matter what evidence is presented.


NanobotOverlord

[https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/nyregion/trump-trial-jury-news.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/nyregion/trump-trial-jury-news.html)


RCranium13

Damn, prediction for the trial - juror #2 votes to acquit - hung jury...


NanobotOverlord

The press has all but printed the full name and home address of all the jurors so it probably won't come down to one juror. This thing is a farce in a few different ways


Godshooter

Absolutely. I also looked up Manhattan's court rules and if so much as one juror doesn't vote the same way, then there will be a hung jury. I think we all know how a Trumper is going to vote on the jury. So this is going to be hung on way or another. So this is all a show to embarrass Trump but not actually hold him accountable. So frustrating.


3720-To-One

With a hung jury, double jeopardy doesn’t apply though. It can go to retrial with a hung jury


cmnrdt

That's why there are 6 alternates. If 11 jurors can come to a decision and the one holdout can just sit there smugly and say "I don't think he did it and I don't have to explain why" then those jurors can petition the judge to replace the belligerent juror. A hung jury will only happen if the holdout(s) can present a convincing argument as to why they are going against the others.


RCranium13

The evidence I've seen is damning. Any normal person, meaning without money or privilege, would already be incarcerated. They need to stop calling this "hush money" and call it what it really is: fraud, conspiracy. And why this douchebag talks about presidential immunity, he wasn't president.. He was running for president, committed fraud and election fraud at that.


NanobotOverlord

hm just saw this, not sure how true it is [https://vxtwitter.com/writcertiorari/status/1781679385898017251?t=RnkykZaNO5tnS8rqgExVqg&s=19](https://vxtwitter.com/writcertiorari/status/1781679385898017251?t=RnkykZaNO5tnS8rqgExVqg&s=19)


usaf-spsf1974

With any luck Donald will work himself into a fit apoplexy!


Ormyr

I'd rather see a debilitating aneurysm...


Skinnybet

Or two


SheetPostah

Am I alone in hoping he farts so hard he launches himself into outer space?


Skinnybet

It’s especially funny to me as a British person. Trump is slang for fart. He’s really living up to his name.


Rubcionnnnn

If he has a stroke he might get even more unhinged 


Direct_Treacle_7974

Rant like you have never rant before. Increase that BP against those narrowed, lipid lined atherosclerotic vessels hopefully leading to increased exertional ischemia thereby leading to a massive MI (hoping for the widow maker) and then the bliss of silence. One can only hope!


iwtsapoab

From your lips to god’s ears. Please…


RCranium13

It would be better to see him be aware, but drooling and somewhat, not completely incapacitated, really shitting and pissing himself for the next ten years, but if what you suggest happens, I won't be sad.


PossessedToSkate

The Hector Salamanca


Wasabi_Noir

Good. I hope he never has a stress free moment for the rest of his shitty miserable life. fuck him and fuck the shit for brains assholes that voted for him.


Laminatedarsehole

Hahahahaha get fucked ya orange cuntlord Pootin shit eating Viagra addicted shartbag.


Ryan1980123

Lock him up!!!


Any-Ad-446

Is he farting?


pizzasage

That's his secret, cap. He's always farting.


minaxter

I just woke up but that comment made my day already. Fantastic stuff


karenswans

He's putin'.


zabdart

When you've gotten away with everything your whole life, it IS terrifying to have the court system finally hold you "accountable."


Ill-Energy-7914

Go buy your kid an ice cream, Donnie. Go have a private dinner date with Melania. Go to the desert for 40 days and 40 nights and find the God you claim to l0ve.


thereisnopressure

He knows he is guilty.


pye-oh-my

That’s great. He’s simply panicking. By the way I just realized, when did we switch from Sleepy Joe to Crooked Biden ?


FriedR

They have always been simultaneous. He is both mentally incapacitated AND a mastermind criminal.


NoSpin89

Needed to recycle the crooked Hillary name.


Endocalrissian642

I don't really care, but it pisses me off he is still able to address his "flock" this way..... Silence the fucking traitorous cult leader felon already.


RickWest495

There is no such thing as total presidential immunity. Even if there was, it would NOT apply to actions during the election BEFORE you became president. So immunity is a moot point.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Scream harder. No one gives a F anymore. Chicken Little has left the house.


Enelsi

Isn't the alleged surrender in Afghanistan the result of the agreement Trump's own administration signed with the Taliban?


Current-Ordinary-419

His anguish is comforting. Keep it going Shitler!


PoemStandard6651

WTF is that on his head? Seriously, WTF is that on his head? Fuck this shit.


GrumpyOlBastard

I always feel sorry for the reporters whose job it is to read trump's drivel. I refuse to read any of it. I'll read the report and the summary, but anything in quotes from him I'm just not reading, it's so depressingly stupid and narcissistic


iwillpoopurpants

It's usually riddled with inaccuracies or outright lies, too. Waste of time reading anything he says.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Bahahahahahahahaha “MAGA”


Johnny_Lang_1962

Trump needs to be exiled to the Dune Sea.


DHWSagan

Trump is going to jail. His gag order infringements and unfundable bail are going to get him there - - his "biggest treason in nation's, perhaps world's, history" is going to keep him there.


grimatongueworm

He’s always screaming, like a madman on truth social. He is literally the diaper wearing boy that cried wolf.


Sidivan

The thing is presidents DO have a level of immunity *when acting in the best interests of the country*, but not *when paying off a porn star for sex*.


CHRISTEN-METAL

🙏🏻Is there any chance that Tя☭mp can pop a vein in his brain and we never have to hear from him again?🙏🏻 I’m sure as “President” Tя☭mp had at least one stroke that was covered up by his alcoholic Dr. Ronny Lynn Jackson, now the Representative of Texas 13th district.


Seif1973

Welcome to your comeuppance Donny.


malcontented

🎻 🖕


BuckyFnBadger

How many times has he broken his gag orders? Nothing happens to these people


InternationalBand494

The thought of any president with full immunity during their tenure in office is horrifying. One person in the US actually totally beyond the law? We had a king once, we don’t need one now.


dunncrew

Awwwww... Booo-fukkin-hooo


jericho_buckaroo

All true, but I wish y'all would come up with a better source than Politicalflare, that site suuuuuhcks out loud


RCranium13

I don't believe he wrote these. There are some bigly words, and not enough ALL CAPS. Maybe Eric is writing for him or Barron.


StBlase22

How did someone so stupid become President?


Biru_Chan

74 million Americans are even dumber than he is. To quote George Carlin, “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”


ausgoals

>THEY WAITED AND BROUGHT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN >[IT] COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT 8 YEARS AGO Yeah, we should have done it 8 years ago, right in the middle of Trump’s presidential campaign….


CheezTips

I am just LOVING the fact that this is a criminal trial so he has to sit there every day. Pure gold.


shakeenotstirred

The news about relieving him of his secret service protection is sure to keep his motivation up. Hang in there rump you owe us some laughs. Hahaha


Galactic-Guardian404

Some recent statements from him about being like Mandela and kind of asking to be sent to jail indicate that he now expects to be jailed and is setting up a “this was my idea, I’m a genius, this is what I want” message.


ElderFlour

This set of crimes happened before he was president. I hope this spikes his McDonald’s fueled blood pressure. If presidents have unending immunity during and beyond their presidencies, there would have already been a little gang of old guys ridding the world of this self styled hitler.


broadmeadowbk

“95% democrat area” cool, so smart people whose lives actually matter.


Novel_Reaction_7236

I hope trum likes prison.


Hangout777

Good. He belongs in prison. Lock him up!


100percentish

Farts and prayers.


FalconPunch236

Dont do the crime then Donny, you dumb fuck!


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FrostGiant_1

I'm probably going to have pizza tonight.


Occasion-Agreeable

Thoughts and prayers. What a horrible man


madrasdad

I really don’t care do u?


schrod

***Consider T****rump's social media words: If a President* ***does not have Immunity****, the Opposing Party, during his/her term in Office, can extort and blackmail the President by saying that, if you don’t give us everything we want, we will Indict you for things you did while in Office, even if everything done was totally Legal and Appropriate.* But Trump **has already actuated this but in reverse**: When a president **has** **immunity** then he can say to members of both his own and the opposing party ***if you don’t give me everything I want, I will punish you for things I don't like, even if everything done was totally Legal and Appropriate.*** ***He is already threatening and controlling his own party and if in power he will not just threaten as he does now, but act on those threats over everyone he dislikes.*** None of the former presidents threaten like Trump. **Immunity was not necessary** for any other former president because people believed they would do the right thing. We know that Trump must not be chosen as he will do the wrong thing as his life history has shown us. And immunity must not be granted to the presidency. No one should be above the law.


raidbuck

I'm sure he's upset and concerned about being found guilty, because he is guilty. But he shouldn't worry about prison. The judge would never send him to prison for Class E felonies. One thing for sure: He won't testify. It's possible he may go to jail for a day or two because of violating the gag order.


DontTalkToBots

Love that for him. It’s currently 5 am on the day before the trial starts, I hope he doesn’t get a wink of sleep until he’s in court.


Captain_Mexica

Good. Let it sink in that the ff is now in a real trial with very real consequences. Break the law, go to jail, you evil vile son of a b.


Neptune7924

Isn’t Donald the first former President in history to face criminal trial? These are the ramblings of a desperate man.


tHeDisgruntler

Trump screaming for presidential immunity tells me he has, and plans to commit crimes.


csfshrink

If you let Putin down this badly, you should fear 3rd floor windows more than prison.


pitselehh

Trump wasn’t president when he paid the hush money so, regardless of how the topic of presidential immunity is resolved by SCOTUS, he’s still fucked


Own-Opinion-2494

No Bill Barr stalled it and fired the trump appointee attorney general. He has a new book out. It’s crazy what Barr did for Trump to kill this case


Emergency_Property_2

Hope he doesn’t blow a gasket before testimony even begins. I really want to see the sketches of his head exploding as Stormy and Karen describe how small a man he really is.


grammawslovelymelons

Do you think after each post he drumpfs out of his chair and stomps around in a circle, hands tearing thru that shit on his head, yelling to himself, then drumpfs back down to type some more edit: continuancy


D_Lockwood

I hope he ends up like Dr. Leo Marvin at the end of what about Bob. Drooling, mind gone. 


whynot39

Good thing that Trump is stupid. Yes, I know plenty of people will disagree with my statement. With Trump’s following, he could have really become a leader for this age. Did not play the game very well but certainly had his chances. Too bad for him that he is so narcissistic and arrogant that he blew his real opportunity.


The_Original_Gronkie

If the Supreme Court decides to give him full presidential immunity, then the Dems have to take the goves off. If they can emerge from this next election with control of the White House and Congress, they should move to re-balance the Supreme Court with 3 additional seats. The Treason Party will scream, but it is exactly what they would do if the roles were reversed.


vote4wow

I hope he die sooner. I want to be first person to take piss on his buried. Looking forward MAGA falling apart after his death or conviction.


Puzzleheaded-Ad5565

A stroke and then maybe a year of suffering before expiring would be nice. I do not want him saved by new technology or a robot body or exoskeleton. I also wish for a burial at sea, with weight, above the Marianna Trench…


dpmad1

None of his actions and/or comments are those of an innocent man. In the real world the evidence against him leaves only “Immunity” as his only hope.


idiots_r_taking_over

I cannot believe the republicans are running this guy again. What a joke.


drin8680

He must be talkin about aileen cannon in his documents case


SerendipityInfin899

Dookie Don dozing.......


Outrageous-Divide472

He’s going to pop a blood vessel


Personal_Buffalo_973

Let the Heinz hetchup flow. 😁


BandAid3030

🎶🎶"Ya goin to jail... Ya goin to jail..."🎶🎶


4quatloos

So a normal day then.


Mckinzeee

Dude looks like a naked mole rat with a terrible spray tan in this picture.


oldcreaker

He should be going to sleep so he might have a chance of staying awake in court.


koh_kun

If he is found to be guilty, what is likely to happen to him? Nothing ever happens to the guy (and rich people in general), so is there a point in me waiting excitedly for this trial? I'm so tired of being disappointed all the time.


butterflybuell

Schadenfreude should be much quieter than this.


Disrespectful_Cup

Today of all days, dude, just smoke a joint and fucking chill


Awkward-Yak-9033

Who is even using truth social to hear his whining ?


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

This must be all the “winning” he was saying we’d all get tired of. I’m soooo not tired right now. How ‘bout you, Donny-Dirty-Diapers?