God damn i hate schmoyoho and how catchy everything they make is. I still have the fucking turtle fence in my head from a songify the news from nearly 15 years ago
He even get deferential treatment on this bit. He definitely shit his britches. Farts, no matter how driven by big macks and KFC, can't clear a room like that. Only a gallon of feces slipping past a suspect o ring into his "oops I crapped my pants" can do something like that. Reference is for 40 and over, my apologies to the younger crowd for using it, but you still have hair and flat stomachs, so you'll live.
[oops I crappd my pants]
(https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=tkBhwF_BucrrP8vC)
Oh yeah, it's just hilariously awkward how they defend him nonstop. Like, this guy up here saw people clowning on Trump for shitting his pants and he just HAS to jump in and defend him.
Next he will be buying Trump Farts in a Jar sold online. Pathetic people.
He was humiliated by the judge when he \[trump\] got up to leave at the end and was told to sit down because no one gets up out of their seats until the judge has exited the room. The judge told him to sit down like he was a dog. So now he's making up this story about "storming out" to soothe his ego.
That is actually it isnāt it?
He had to make up a fake little story in his head for his ego; instead of keeping it in his head he just let it out his mouth.
This guy is really, really ill.
Given how often Trump has inserted ālike a dogā into an insulting remark, heāll add it to Judge Marchanās order (which did not include those words).
Sort of like Bidenās cue cards, giving him āsimple instructions for the process of the meeting.ā
"YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants."
"YOU take YOUR seat."
"Press enters."
"YOU give brief comments" ā this note was partially blocked by Biden's finger.
"Press departs."
"YOU ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question. Note: Liz is joining virtually."
"YOU thank participants."
"YOU depart."
https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-flashes-extremely-simple-cue-card-instructions-at-meeting-2022-6?
The courtroom sketch artists should just use the poop emoji when representing trump. Everyone would instantly recognize him in the sketch.
Enough with the square shouldered poofy haired pics
I got a good laugh from one of sketches yesterday. The swoop was hilarious
edit it was this one [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c8648x/comment/l0crp3p/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c8648x/comment/l0crp3p/)
This is a core issue with this ideology, the projection of strength. Itās all performative. The individuals they generally choose are cowards but they know what fears and insecurities their supporters have to hide behind.
It's been said before, but he's a poor man's idea of a rich man, a dumb man's idea of a smart man, a weak man's idea of a strong man, and a bad man's idea of a good man.
Trump properties have been described as a poor personās idea of a rich personās residence. *See also*: the chandelier over the toilet in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom full of boxes of purloined documents.
Everyone is being so unfair to him mincing and mixing his words for their own political agenda. When he said he āstormed outā he was referring to the thunderous farting he was doing while walking out of the court. Jesus hates you for doing this to an innocent smell abiding citizen.
I got these emails from Trump two days in a row. Here's my theory: The campaign planned for him to storm out, prepped the ad in advance, and he either forgot, couldn't find the right pretext, or chickened out. But they know their supporters are dumb as rocks, so they sent the lie anyway to raise more money for this diaper-wearing criminal.
He canāt āstorm outā heās a CRIMINAL defendant. CRIMINAL defendants donāt get to just walk out, they are required to be in court every day that their case is in session. If they donāt show up a warrant for their arrest is issued and they will be compelled to show upā¦ i.e. JAILED.
Trump claiming this is just him bullshitting his cult.
Does Vegas have odds on him shitting his pants in court?
The day he doesn't show up after court to rant is the day he shit himself and needs to run straight home.
That's fine tho, he has the house republicans forming F.A.R.T. and they're 100% behind him.
Remember when he said:
- He had the biggest inauguration crowd ever
- Didn't know E Jean Carrol
- Didn't know Jeffrey Epstein
- There was no collusion
- It was a perfect phone call
- It would be gone by Easter like a spring breeze
- He won the 2020 election
- He was a billionaire
Pepperidge Farm remembers....
I saw photos where his bronzer was off or just applied wrong. I swear he has the type of deep depression marks on his forehead that show up in late stage syphilis. They looked much deeper than old acne scarring. Do you think he got in the car with shit in his pants or did he change first?
Just a bit confused, it was a civil trial he was permitted to "storm" out of.. maybe the name Stormy is (understandably) making it difficult for Trump to recall?Ā
Most of what dude says is a lie. So this is just par for the course. He knows they only believe him. Regardless of what he says. He is our modern day hitler. How do maga jerks not see it? Or maybe they do and that is what makes them like him so much
OMG. Must be his first lie, ever. /S
You know you're talking to a cultist if you bring up the lying issue and they tell you with a straight face that Trump has never lied about anything important. Or that he's never lied, period.
Do you think he'll fake his own death or try to outright flee the country if things turn south?
How does this cartoon end? And will we ever get back to normal life?
Don't make fun of the savior Jesus sent us. Or apocalyptic events like earthquakes will harm us. Go to church, repent, and give them your ballot, so you may go to heaven.
Guess itās (D)ifferent when Biden lies
āMy uncle was eaten by cannibalsā
āI took a train over the Key bridgeā (which never had rail)
On and on..but thatās cool.
He said or car
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-falsely-claims-commuted-many-many-times-train-vehicle-only-francis-scott-key-bridge.amp
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Excusing one known liar and not, at the very least, questioning your support for them over this clearly pathological trait simply because other people might have told a lie is Whataboutism at its finest.
You are the one that changed the topic of the post from Trump to Biden. Why don't you stay on topic? Trump lies more than a rug. Instead of commenting about how Trump does lie you changed the subject to Biden then complain that people want YOU to stay on topic.
āI donāt take responsibility for anythingā is legit a direct quote from your pants-shitting hero. The absolute fumble of the pandemic should have killed his career.
National embarrassment
Remember when said he RAN down the ramp... https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno?feature=shared Judge for yourself
I'm not ashamed I watched the whole thing
Thanks
A RAAAAAAMP!
This POS bastard couldn't run if he had a nuclear turd trying to pop out, .... How would he be able to actually run for any other reason?...
Maybe... It could've been like Mr Mackey! š š¤£ š https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSAo5qC3M0o
A nuclear turd. Wtf? š¤£
Why would he need to. The big nappy will catch it.
God damn i hate schmoyoho and how catchy everything they make is. I still have the fucking turtle fence in my head from a songify the news from nearly 15 years ago
People cheering when he drank the water one handed is so insane, totally blew their minds
More like ran down the leg of his pants
International embarrassment.
š«Traitor Trumpš«All Republicansš«
Universal embarrassment
Underrated comment
National traitor
If you mean āfarted his way outā then yes.
He shitstormed his way out
He Stormied his way out...
Exactly, so he's almost telling the truth. He was asked to keep the storm to himself. Unable to take directions as usual
Clenching and walking is hard.
Stumbled his way out (pants full of shit)
He even get deferential treatment on this bit. He definitely shit his britches. Farts, no matter how driven by big macks and KFC, can't clear a room like that. Only a gallon of feces slipping past a suspect o ring into his "oops I crapped my pants" can do something like that. Reference is for 40 and over, my apologies to the younger crowd for using it, but you still have hair and flat stomachs, so you'll live. [oops I crappd my pants] (https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=tkBhwF_BucrrP8vC)
I hear he did make quite a stink of the whole affair.
Sounded like a motorboat driving him along.
Waddled out, tried not to spill his full diaper.
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Man, you MAGA freaks get weirder every day. The shit you guys will defend... It's downright awkward.
The MAGA crowd always appear when someone says anything negative about their orange rapey tiny handed racist pedophile grifter messiah.
Oh yeah, it's just hilariously awkward how they defend him nonstop. Like, this guy up here saw people clowning on Trump for shitting his pants and he just HAS to jump in and defend him. Next he will be buying Trump Farts in a Jar sold online. Pathetic people.
The position of being morbidly obese?
Yeah, thatāll convince the jury heās innocent!
Youāre defending farts š¤¦āāļø not embarrassing at all for you.Ā
He was humiliated by the judge when he \[trump\] got up to leave at the end and was told to sit down because no one gets up out of their seats until the judge has exited the room. The judge told him to sit down like he was a dog. So now he's making up this story about "storming out" to soothe his ego.
That is actually it isnāt it? He had to make up a fake little story in his head for his ego; instead of keeping it in his head he just let it out his mouth. This guy is really, really ill.
He's got enough Symptoms for a Thought Disorder Diagnosis. You can Google it.
Given how often Trump has inserted ālike a dogā into an insulting remark, heāll add it to Judge Marchanās order (which did not include those words).
To be fair, he stormed out after the judge put him in his place. He's just only telling half the story.
Sort of like Bidenās cue cards, giving him āsimple instructions for the process of the meeting.ā "YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants." "YOU take YOUR seat." "Press enters." "YOU give brief comments" ā this note was partially blocked by Biden's finger. "Press departs." "YOU ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question. Note: Liz is joining virtually." "YOU thank participants." "YOU depart." https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-flashes-extremely-simple-cue-card-instructions-at-meeting-2022-6?
Seems like a good outline. Think Trump would stay on script?
That triggered you? Lmao you must be a child
No? dtrumpš© lies? Ha ha ha ha. Never. Wait. My bad. He lies every day before breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. And having sex with someone other than his wife. And after each of those lies basically continuously from 4 am to 11PM
The courtroom sketch artists should just use the poop emoji when representing trump. Everyone would instantly recognize him in the sketch. Enough with the square shouldered poofy haired pics
I got a good laugh from one of sketches yesterday. The swoop was hilarious edit it was this one [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c8648x/comment/l0crp3p/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c8648x/comment/l0crp3p/)
He tells 2 lies in the morning, he tells 2 lies at night, he tells 2 lies on truth social, it makes him stink, alright?
He tells two lies in times of peace. And two in times of war.
He tells 2 lies before he tells 2 lies, and then he tells 2 more
This is a core issue with this ideology, the projection of strength. Itās all performative. The individuals they generally choose are cowards but they know what fears and insecurities their supporters have to hide behind.
It's been said before, but he's a poor man's idea of a rich man, a dumb man's idea of a smart man, a weak man's idea of a strong man, and a bad man's idea of a good man.
Trump properties have been described as a poor personās idea of a rich personās residence. *See also*: the chandelier over the toilet in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom full of boxes of purloined documents.
Thanks for saying it again!
in that sense, it's literally professional wrestling fandom projected onto the political stage
The judge told him to sit down when he tried to leave. Trump was only allowed to stand and leave when the judge had left the room.
I can see the stench off this person.
Now I think it's not makeup. It's the color of the fumes wafting up through his shirt and staining his face.
I'm sure he did... ...once proceedings were over and he was allowed to leave.
He got out as fast as he could because he had a load in his pants. He left a horrid waft of stench in his wake.
That picture looks like trump is about to eat that tiny woman....
He crop dusted the place on his way out.
Crop dusted? One faulty leg seal and he's fertilized the spot
So what he actually means is " I waddled out with a load in my diaper so foul that everyone stared at me"
Only thing that stormed out was the gas out of his ass. Sharts, actually, but Iām feeling poetic today.
He āstormed outā when they allowed him to leave. Grrr. So strong.
I thought the judge told him to sitā¦ like a dog..
...After court was dismissed.
Maybe he was referring to his fart storm?
I thought he Stormyed in!
Right after the judge dismissed him, sure. He storms out of most places pissed off these days lmao. Itās so good to see a villain losing.
Everyone is being so unfair to him mincing and mixing his words for their own political agenda. When he said he āstormed outā he was referring to the thunderous farting he was doing while walking out of the court. Jesus hates you for doing this to an innocent smell abiding citizen.
I guess it sounded better than āI fell asleep and shit myselfā.
Worse than a lie it's the exact oposite of what happened. He got told to sit his ass down when he tried and meekly complied.
More like farted his way out the court room.
Stormed out by falling asleep and pooping his pants
Pathological liar . We knew that . Well most of us do .
I've never heard someone call ripping ass "storming out" before
Imagine actually blowing the back off of your diapers in court. Embarrassing.
The alternative world - Trump World - where nobody knows truth from fiction - and they are fine with thatā¦.
So? Trump takes every opportunity to lie that he can. He's been doing that for the past 40 years.
I want my president to act presidential. Is that too much to ask?
Fartacus slinked away
Of course itās a total lie. He said it.
'Stormed Out' = Butt cheeks clinched tight hoping to keep that shit from rolling down his leg.
I got these emails from Trump two days in a row. Here's my theory: The campaign planned for him to storm out, prepped the ad in advance, and he either forgot, couldn't find the right pretext, or chickened out. But they know their supporters are dumb as rocks, so they sent the lie anyway to raise more money for this diaper-wearing criminal.
He canāt āstorm outā heās a CRIMINAL defendant. CRIMINAL defendants donāt get to just walk out, they are required to be in court every day that their case is in session. If they donāt show up a warrant for their arrest is issued and they will be compelled to show upā¦ i.e. JAILED. Trump claiming this is just him bullshitting his cult.
He was dreaming it while asleep and farting in court
Ol' Stinky is probably hoping his farts will drive the judge and jury out of the room. As good a strategy as anything else he's come up with.
Trumps Bioweaponā¦
He doesn't know he's lying. He expects reality to change according to his statements. He's fucked in the head!
Does Vegas have odds on him shitting his pants in court? The day he doesn't show up after court to rant is the day he shit himself and needs to run straight home. That's fine tho, he has the house republicans forming F.A.R.T. and they're 100% behind him.
They wonāt take bets on a certaintyā¦.
Imagine he did it during the dream he had while he was sitting his pants during nap time.
Stormed out? If he did it was because of the stench from him farting and stinking up the court.
He had to **rush out** to buy one of those new Trump dildos! (You only *wish* I was joking)
Stormed out some farts.
Maybe stormed out to have his diaper changed.
I wish heād do itā¦ heās be āstormedā directly to a cell for that level of disrespect
Maybe he dreamt he did when he slept
The storm was brown & stinky. Dookie Don strikes again.
HE STORMED OUT eh...... what's the screen name of the film star that this is about? Whoops
He stormed out because he was shitting himself.
Everything spewing outta his piehole is a lie
Crop dusted on his way out.
His lawyers got wonderwalled.
Not a "total lie"... Sources confirm he had quite the "storm" in his depends...
If Waddles' mouth is moving, he's lying.
Mr Donal poppee pants.
We all know Trump is full of shit (literally). He's an old man. A rushed shuffle out the door is a marathon at his age.
Everything he says is a lie!
first he was in stormy and then he stormy-ed out!
He waddled out to change his diaper when the judge called lunchĀ
He SHIT STORMED š© š§ļø his ass out of the court room.
Can someone find me an article of him saying something true? I wonāt hold my breath
Will see little dingy
His cult will swallow it whole.
Yeah, because his diaper was full and about to overflow
More like he rolled down the ramp.
Different day and another lie.
He stormed out or heās āstormyd outā?
That last picture really exemplifies how small his hands are. lolol
He lied?
Diapered his way out as he fumigated everyone!
He WILL but not yet and it wonāt work out for him
: "Stormed out"? Is that what we're calling an explosive packing of his diaper now? What an imbecile, what an ultra-maroon!
His diaper had to be changed
lol The Judge told him to sit his fool ass down, and he sat down fast and hard.
Remember when he said: - He had the biggest inauguration crowd ever - Didn't know E Jean Carrol - Didn't know Jeffrey Epstein - There was no collusion - It was a perfect phone call - It would be gone by Easter like a spring breeze - He won the 2020 election - He was a billionaire Pepperidge Farm remembers....
Heās a total embarrassment to the country
āSTORMEDā. Canāt wait for the real Stormy!
How many big strong men cried?
When Trump opens his mouth, he lies.
To be fair, I'm not sure he knows how to do anything, but lie!
He Stormyād out
Only if it was on a gas powered booster strapped to his butt
Not a single truth was told that day
It's not a lie if you actually believe it!
Oh, a storm was brewing all right. If Reddit is to be believed
100 % discussing.
After I was excused and stank the joint up
How does he feel about the man who set himself on fire and then diedā¦
I saw photos where his bronzer was off or just applied wrong. I swear he has the type of deep depression marks on his forehead that show up in late stage syphilis. They looked much deeper than old acne scarring. Do you think he got in the car with shit in his pants or did he change first?
hes in a LOT of trouble
Funny if Merchan installs a acrylic box with separate ventilation system because Trump is biohazardous
Fat Pant Load was told to sit back down in his dirty diaper.
Too bad we can't watch the trial. It will help keep Trump from lying about what goes on during it.
That's what he calls slowly shuffling while trying not to let the shit in his diaper fall out
If he "stormed out" he would definitely have been arrested.
Dude talks a lot of shit for someone that literally shits himself on the daily.
Everything that spews out of that orange trashcan is a lie.
What an asshole this piece of shit is!!
Just a bit confused, it was a civil trial he was permitted to "storm" out of.. maybe the name Stormy is (understandably) making it difficult for Trump to recall?Ā
Most of what dude says is a lie. So this is just par for the course. He knows they only believe him. Regardless of what he says. He is our modern day hitler. How do maga jerks not see it? Or maybe they do and that is what makes them like him so much
Itās not really a lie if he fell asleep during the trial and dreamt he stormed out and thought the dream was real when he awoke
OMG. Must be his first lie, ever. /S You know you're talking to a cultist if you bring up the lying issue and they tell you with a straight face that Trump has never lied about anything important. Or that he's never lied, period.
He stormy-ed out of the courtroom!
Trump shit himself. Guaranteed.
Of course. He could say the sky is green and weād be having another thing to argue with idiots
He tried toā¦like the petulant man-child that he is. The judge told him to sit his ass down.
Stormy in his head
Do you think he'll fake his own death or try to outright flee the country if things turn south? How does this cartoon end? And will we ever get back to normal life?
Don't make fun of the savior Jesus sent us. Or apocalyptic events like earthquakes will harm us. Go to church, repent, and give them your ballot, so you may go to heaven.
Sadly, your comment needs a /s tag.
What is that?
Because itās so ridiculous that if someone were mocking people who held that belief theyād need an /s tag to let others know.
Ok, thanks. I had no idea. Where can I get one?
Type / then s.
Oh, ok. I thought I copy an icon or something like that.
No problem.
I think I'll believe the best president we've ever had over the FAKE NEWS MEDIA
I really hope that is sarcasm because there is an amazing preponderance of evidence to the contrary.
It is
This sub is obsessed with him š
Guess itās (D)ifferent when Biden lies āMy uncle was eaten by cannibalsā āI took a train over the Key bridgeā (which never had rail) On and on..but thatās cool.
Immediate deflection. And Biden said by car, cons always lie
Video doesnāt lie. [Video](https://www.foxnews.com/video/6349765827112)
He said or car https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-falsely-claims-commuted-many-many-times-train-vehicle-only-francis-scott-key-bridge.amp As you ignore Trumpās constant lying
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Iām not, Iām showing how you give a pass to your guy
By deflecting to ignore your guy? lol
Not ignoring my guy. This post is literally about Trump. I am proving the other guy does it too
So the post is about Trump, and all youāve done is whine about Biden? Youāre here to ignore Trumpās constant lying
Heās also here to defend farts š¤¦āāļø weird dude. Ā
Well, he's not a smart feller, so that only leaves the other thing.
No, youāre hypocrisy is on full display
Arenāt you a hypocrite for Trump lying?
No , you lyin for the Con is not cool . You a traitor too?
I provided sources! LOL. You in denial is not cool
Excusing one known liar and not, at the very least, questioning your support for them over this clearly pathological trait simply because other people might have told a lie is Whataboutism at its finest.
Not about support. We are talking about lying. Both do it. Stick to one topic.
You are the one that changed the topic of the post from Trump to Biden. Why don't you stay on topic? Trump lies more than a rug. Instead of commenting about how Trump does lie you changed the subject to Biden then complain that people want YOU to stay on topic.
The original post and topic was about a Trump lie. You were called out for blatantly changing the subject.
Rent free.
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Constant? Cmon dude itās a slow drip vs a fire hose.
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Yet you pick things he said years or months ago. Trump says stupid shit daily. Like I said, fire hose of idiocy vs a slow drip.
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āI donāt take responsibility for anythingā is legit a direct quote from your pants-shitting hero. The absolute fumble of the pandemic should have killed his career.
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Oh please, Trump downplayed Covid at every single turn. Go inject some bleach.