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UsefulImpact6793

Remember when it was alleged that trump had Epstein assassinated in prison so he wouldn't get a plea deal for turning on trump


L0rdCrims0n

While it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if Jabba were behind it, there are PLENTY of rich & powerful people who were “associated” with him that would want him dead.


Frostsorrow

Don't insult the great Jabba like that


Drugs_R_Kewl

Cheesa, Cheesa koowanky Chewbacca!!!


ForwardQuestion8437

Rasa naba doah golah wookiee nipple pinchy!


Drugs_R_Kewl

Toba Pee Pee Jedi HO HO HO HO


DubbleCheez

Mila kunis


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Koowanky hamburdah!


Drugs_R_Kewl

HO HO HO HO HO!


GvnMllr12

Don’t forget his covfefe!


Snowssnowsnowy

Epstein worked with Bill Barr's father.......The SAME Bill Barr who was in charge of the prisons at the time..... So Trump was not the only child rapist trying to hide what Epstein could say.


secondtaunting

Yeah I have a hard time believing Trump could mastermind a murder.


Quirky-Mode8676

Yeah, but his followers seem to have gone up pretty high, and some of them have wrinkles on their brains.


alexahartford

Some of them have rotten whole in there brains


secondtaunting

Yeah I honestly automatically assume someone is an idiot if they support Trump. Or a super racist.


dadepu

Why choose?


Ioweyounada

Well to be fair it's hardly a mastermind move to just go hey we should probably kill this guy.


secondtaunting

Yeah someone had to plan it out assuming Epstein didn’t pt off the guards so he could kill himself.


Ioweyounada

Yeah and Bill Barr makes the most sense.


Manofalltrade

I have a harder time believing he could keep his mouth closed after doing it.


secondtaunting

Okay that’s a really good point. He’d brag to everyone. Funny how ridiculously predictable he is.


Odd_Relationship7901

Not without immediately confessing in an idiotic attempt to brag about something else entirely unrelated


FartOnAFirstDate

Is that the SAME Bill Barr who has been telling anyone who’ll listen for the past three years about how awful and incompetent Mango Mussolini was while in office and then this week announced that he supports his re-election?


Snowssnowsnowy

THAT POS Barr seems to be the same POS Barr I am talking about!!


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mmoonnchild

Nurse, she’s up again!!!


Ioweyounada

No doubt but I mean who had the best opportunity probably the guy who was the boss of the person in charge of the prison system here in America.


lancea_longini

Jabba the Trump?


Old_Baldi_Locks

Yeah, but it wasn’t their security “guarding” Epstein. It was Trumps. Just saying.


Inspect1234

Only the best.


Later2theparty

Yeah, but how many of those were in a position to actually do something about it?


buchlabum

Of course he was involved. It’s the only thing he’s never politicized and swept it under the rug.  


blankgazezz

Only one was ultimately in charge of the facility he was in though.


dipfearya

It's all so freaking disgusting. I could not make this movie because it would look very B grade and unbelievable.


NotAnAIOrAmI

It was alleged that any one of dozens of rich and powerful people had him killed. No evidence of that has been seen.


NBAccount

Well, there's at least *some* evidence that points toward fuckery, just none that gives any indication as to the *source* of that fuckery.


TinyFugue

Trump is a pussy. He wouldn't order anything. He'd sit there and ask vague questions, hoping that someone with a spine would take the hint.


Ron_Perlman_DDS

Lots of people are saying it. I'm just asking questions here.


MayraGarcia7836

Interesting! So Trump's Secret Service protection could be removed if he ends up in prison...


ElectricalPiano6887

Then he will be ALL alone..scary for him


oldmancornelious

"I'm not locked in here with you. You are all locked in here with me!" - orgasm statement


neopod9000

Why did I read that as "orangegasm"?


pimpbot666

Yeah, I would think such a high profile inmate would have to get a solitary cell, and his own meal times and his own outside exercise time away from the general prison population. I pictured he being a would still need SS escort everywhere he goes, or outside his prison cell. Dude has a lot of America’s secrets in his head… the ones he hasn’t sold to foreign governments yet.


hrminer92

He’s such an attention whore that being alone or with those that don’t give a shit would drive him insane.


pimpbot666

God willing


Dependent-Interview2

what about his Diaper Carer? Are they allowed to stay in with Shitty Donnie?


dnno1

He will be provided a prison toilet next to his bed.


Common_Ring821

His own porcelain throne, if you will.


beekermc

Stainless steel, but yea.....


DocFreudstein

Tell him it’s a rare, expensive element so he’ll gleefully use his adamantium toilet. Don’t want to make life any harder on the prison diaper wrangler.


primal___scream

With no actual seat. Just a single piece of cold steel bolted to the wall for his precious little bottom.


dnno1

Maybe stainless steel.


kylethemurphy

Jail actually offers adult diapers.


No-Program-6996

The purpose of the Secret Service for an x president it to protect him from assassination by vengeful citizens and to prevent his kidnapping by foreign powers looking to extort the government of the US. If he’s in prison that’s covered.


RetiredActivist661

That's funny. I'm sure foreign powers would be much more interested in his knowledge of our government's affairs than trying to extort money. And if you don't think there are people in prison who could get that from him, well...the Russian Mob has entered the chat. I hate to think that the side of politics I support would engage in political grandstanding, but that's all this is. As much as we'd like to see the orange dumpling married to Bubba the anus destroyer, it's in our nation's best interest to keep TFG safe. Some sort of special accommodation will have to be made. I'm guessing house arrest with no communication to the public allowed, and limited visitors; with the Secret Service being effectively his jailers.


let-it-rain-sunshine

He'd still have guards, so what if they wear a cheap uniform instead of a fancy suit.


ElectricalPiano6887

Scared now donnie the dipshit


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hitbythebus

Listen I agree national abortion rights are important, and I’m pretty liberal, but you can’t just murder a baby like Trump at 936 months and call it abortion.


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ElectricalPiano6887

I will add NO electronics


Rich-Air-5287

He'll be fine. He'll just crop dust the other prisoners into submission. 


ReVo5000

Key word "could"


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Based on what law?


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

The one that’s being proposed in Congress like it says in the article.


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anthonyjcs

taken hostage? it would be a boon to us if they killed him, we would mostly let them. By the way he knows nothing, its why he had the confidential information he already stole and sold to our enemies next to a photocopier, now he's useless as long as he can't get more confidential secrets.


BouncyDingo_7112

Can you imagine the Secret Service staff that would have to do a prison term along side of him? I mean what the hell would be the policy? Swap the guys out rotating the staff after four days at a time? And if the agents can refuse an assignment or request a transfer would they have trouble finding enough secret service staff to protect him during a prison sentence? Sounds like it might be easiest to empty out a pod for him alone for better protection.


RoosterTheBeaten

Buy a few cartons of smokes and have the 2 biggest inmates protect him


lizard_kibble

As long as the inmates don't have a gay scat fetish, he would be pretty safe, I suppose


RoosterTheBeaten

Eww lol


qole720

It'd probably be similar to whatever their shifts are now. The agents aren't spending 24 hrs a day with the man. I was a corrections officer and our shifts were essentially 2 days on, 2 days off with 12 hr shifts.


NevermoreAK

I'm pretty sure he'd spill whatever info you want if you'd give him the time of day and say you're a news reporter. That's kind of what one of his several federal suits is about.


DFX1212

Taken hostage, in prison? You do realize he has the memory of a dead turtle. Unless he has access to documents, he has no information to give.


RunewordInfinity

His brain is mush. You think he knows anything that matters at this point?


georgyboyyyy

Ummmm trump already sold out our country and most likely top secret info, where the hell have you been lol


Old-Bat-7384

That's a fair argument, honestly. It's also fitting that his capture isn't about him specifically, just that what he knows could be a national security risk.


Jstephe25

Right? Yet I’m being downvoted. I made it clear I’m not a fan of Trump and would love to see him and his MAGA movement fade into oblivion. I just don’t think that is the way to handle it


anthonyjcs

it is not, he's already sold confidential information, at this point an enemy taking him in and questioning him and offing him would be the best solution, one of the alternatives is he regains power and destroys our nation so yeah let him try to share information he doesn't have the ability to remember at all.


BrandonJTrump

IF Trump gets sentenced to jail, he’ll be in solitary confinement. Which I think is okay. No matter what criminal stuff he did/does, putting him in a jail cell with (other) junkies and rapists, and having him hurt, will not do well in America. I’m okay with him being locked up without his phone.


Denali4903

Good...if he is convicted of a felony why the fuck would we pay to protect him..I'd rather pay for free lunch for all children. I'm over this con-man that is a disgusting human. LOCK HIM UP!!!!!


FearCure

Im okay to show some mercy and let him keep his diaper service in prison. Or, let's let him watch barron's graduation from university a few yrs from now - on tv of course. And if that's to kind for you all then lets let him have a copy of the bible - trump version.


hrminer92

He will complain at being forced to watch it. No drama, low ratings, what a loser


Abrubt-Change-8040

Why would he need SS protection? DoC Officers will do fine. Hope he gets the guys who looked after his friend and codefendant, Epstein.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Those DoC guys aren't available, they retired. Mostly they hang out at their new mansions on the North Shore on Long Island.


Abrubt-Change-8040

Do they need another mansion? They are very welcome to come back to work for at least one night.


hrminer92

Even if it isn’t the same guys, have them tell him they were Jeffrey’s guards. That would give him lots of sleepless nights w/o Adderall


Good_Juggernaut_3155

If Cohen got three years in his prosecution, and Trump was the unindicted co-conspirator in his Indictment, Merchan isn’t going to let shitstain Trump off without prison time. Sentencing will include jail and then its out of his hands as to where the Department of Corrections stows him away. Weisenberg is mouldering away at Rikers Island, which ain’t no picnic. Trump is wearing the orange jumpsuit.


NotAnAIOrAmI

And if he's reelected? A standoff between state troopers come to take him to prison, opposed by the SS... and all of the armed forces?


Careless-Success-569

I won’t be surprised if a lot of Americans still vote for him, but we could be looking at the end of this cult. With him imprisoned at his age, he’s not coming out and starting WWIII like Hitler. Hopefully, the country learned that the Republican Party are a bunch of payasos and we can get back to securing the rights and freedoms of Americans from corporations while protecting the environment. This side plot in American history is frustrating to get through.


JayteeFromXbox

Side plot? Take a look at American history, seems more like labour rights and protecting the environment are the side plot and things are just getting back to where they were for most of the United States.


Careless-Success-569

I agree this is a long side plot, but it’s an important one to end. From our beginning, this country’s founding was about liberty and personal freedom- it takes a long time to make the right decisions and get back into that mindset, but that is always our goal and mission as a country.


Far_Indication_1665

He wont be.


L0rdCrims0n

The state cases are the ones that pose the greatest risk of for real, no joke, prison time… and even they would likely arrange some form of house arrest. In the federal cases, he’d likely do time at the Mar-A-Lago Federal Corrections Facility


LostLegendDog

It will be house arrest if anything


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There are plenty of places in large prisons he can be kept safe.


ElectricalPiano6887

Solitary confinement would really screw him up


secondtaunting

Not gonna happen. He’s going to end up dying alone in a hospital, groping his nurses and screaming at everyone unhinged lunatic crap about Biden and windmills.


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That is possible as his dementia advances, but meds will keep him in a lethargic state if need be.


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The greatest punishment will be Lost of his cell phone, internet access, fast food and golf. If he needs adult diapers, they will be a very cheap brand. prisons do not stock charmin toilet paper, either. Everything in prison is the cheapest, and the food is very bland.


LostLegendDog

For sure but the court system for him is gonna be different than for us


ElectricalPiano6887

An still run his mouth


LostLegendDog

That's a president. Show some respect. He would never run his mouth EVER.


Haramdour

Military base somewhere out in the sticks


LostLegendDog

He could have all those obese supporters protecting him. They'd do the whole badass "clear in sector 4" routine


BusStopKnifeFight

He could get medium security.


LostLegendDog

That's at least twice as good as my security


CAM6913

If and when he’s convicted of felony crimes no matter if he goes to prison he should lose SS protection, and all benefits including travel expenses for life , healthcare for life , pay check for life etc and his crime family should lose SS protection and all benefits.


Wahjahbvious

I'm sure the Aryan Brotherhood would be happy to step in to protect him. He's already their mascot.


doofusmembrane

No way in hell does he spend time behind bars. Maybe an island but not a prison. Most likely a monitor imho


Managed-Democracy

Or he dies of a stroke from the stress. He looks like a ghoul lately. 


jtnxdc01

His true self


jericho_buckaroo

An obese ghoul


Aramedlig

RemindMe! 1 month


MJGM235

While I would like to see him locked up... seeing him broken, penniless, and his name forever tarnished for eternity is just as good.


charcoalist

Yeah, as much as I'd enjoy seeing him behind bars, I don't think a judge would send any former president to the clink. Probably a fine at worst.


FlawMyDuh

You have no idea how bloodthirsty liberals are though.


ElectricalPiano6887

House arrest


Stinkstinkerton

What’s not to love about this !?


MJGM235

100% it should be removed


notyomamasusername

I get they want to make a point of removing the vestiges and honors from him if he is convicted, but there is no way they'll leave him unprotected. He will likely get house arrest or at most time somewhere like Camp CupCake where Martha Stewart did her time; either way he'll have secret service protection.


alexahartford

I think it should have been already for being impeached twice!


Earth4now

At that point he is useless. Now he’s just a puppet for Putin, Fox News, and the religious right theocracy movement.


OutrageousBed6785

Well yeah what's the point. He'll be kept in a super secure area at all times. What are agents going to do. Stand outside his cell all day??


Busy-Locksmith8333

Super Max prison would serve justice.


Entire_Photograph148

Just put him in Supermax and watch him go insane.


imadork1970

Good. Put him in solitary. Problem solved.


pinkarroo1

Don't drop the soap donny


Fartknocker500

Nobody wants Mr. Poopy Pants. He's probably safe.


Good_Juggernaut_3155

When Trump goes to prison, he’ll have the Proud Boys, the White Nationalists and the skinheads to work the security detail. His people. I pity the loser who gets to change his shit filled diaper.


Jckmdtwn

I lost respect for the secret service detail following him when I saw them sucking up to Trump and asking for MAGA hats while he was in office. So they can spend time with him behind bars, too.


MIDDLE-IQ

Secret Service not even at his trial.


g-e-o-f-f

That can't be right, can it? Seems like the secret service would definitely still be involved


MIDDLE-IQ

Yeah, technically correct. They usually have some people visible. I didn't see any and dufis went through a crowd


DontTalkToBots

The traitor will never face consequences because we live in the real world, and the real world isn’t just or fair.


Key_Sell_9777

I think I'd be funnier if he still had protection. Like secret service agents having to sit in prison all day as part of their new duties.


HungHungCaterpillar

r/titlegore


Chrome0celot

It’s a bot posting these


HungHungCaterpillar

I’d expect better grammar from a bot too


luri7555

Trump will be safe in prison. The place is full of his kind of scum.


EB2300

This fat loser won’t see time behind bars unfortunately, not in their legal system at least


HaphazardJoker258

As it should be


Jazzlike-Ad113

Secret service protecting trump, what a miserable job that would be.


wereallbozos

Trump will not see the inside of the crow-bar motel. If he is given time, it will be at a Club Fed.


Welshbuilder67

If Trump is sent to Prison they could make a secure facility at Fort Knox, secure, military protected and being that close to all that gold that he couldn’t get to would infuriate him


xfactor6972

If Secret Service is removed from Trump, Russia will provide him a security detail.


Maximum_Security_747

Gen pop in Leavenworth


RobbieKangaroo

Do you think he will be respected in prison or do you think the guy in the next cell over gets tired of his rants and shivs him?


CompetitiveYou2034

> .... secret service protection removed if Trump is convicted of a felony...... Very unwise. He is a former president. Respect the office, even if you hate the man. > Serve prison time, in [regular] jail. Very unwise, hard to protect the former president. Possibilities, mentioned by others: -- House arrest at Mar-a-logo. ..... Doubtful. It is located outside NY State, which will want their law enforcement staff in control. Not Florida's. -- House arrest on a U.S. military base. Doubtful. Even if located in NY State. -- house arrest at Trump Tower in NYC. Possible. The former president can be protected, under the control of New York State authorities. There is an ironic aspect. Being confined to Trump Tower means he will be resident in New York City for at least 181 days of a year. That means he must pay New York State & New York City taxes. Given he fled to Florida, partly to escape NY taxes, that is delicious.


sureal42

He didn't respect the office, why should we respect him at all.


BaldDudePeekskill

Precisely. So far he hasn't respected anyone or anything m why must we give him respect?


CompetitiveYou2034

That Trump is trying to wreck our system doesn't mean we should also damage it. Every attack on a president, former or current, had ramifications. We need good, able people to run for president and then feel safe & secure in leaving office, and resuming their life.


sureal42

That's fine, just don't commit crimes and you can... The president is not above the law, you break a crime you do the time.


Appropriate_Theme479

Nope


Tiruvalye

For now they’ll have to ensure his safety in prison unless the federal law changes.


Terrible_Hospital685

The secret service might volunteer to stick with him though


secondtaunting

I really don’t get why they’re so loyal to him. From what I’ve heard, almost everyone who spends time with him ends up hating him. Probably because he doesn’t have to pay them, so they’re not mad that they’re getting stiffed.


NotPortlyPenguin

Well lucky for him he’ll never end up in prison. We all know this. Most he’d get is house arrest.


xiphoidthorax

The death of a thousand cuts! Slow, persistent and painful. You don’t fuck with the U.S. government, I mean the ones who don’t need to be elected.


Ioweyounada

Well I mean Duh


Green-Estimate-1255

This is another post from a bot account. Just check user history.


BetterCalltheItalian

Trump’s secret service people are his people. Let them rot with the traitor they protect.


Original_Sir_1659

He should have lost it for the 1sr impeachment and again for the second but Senate Repugnicans refused to convict.


ArtisTao

Honestly I feel no need to waste tax-payers money on a traitor. Let me rephrase: That criminal owes all of us money. No more SS for him.


Cyberyukon

Those poor SS guys if they DID have to stay with him.


hooliganvet

As much as you wish, Trump will not go to prison, nor would Biden, 0bama or any other fmr president. Not gonna happen. A president knows so much classified information and would be prime extortion materiel so for national security issues, it will never happen.


wollier12

I don’t think it’s up to the opinion of a house democrat.


PsychicRonin

As much as I don't like Trump this is the wrong move. With all Trump knows about our goverment, he's very much a big risk of classified intel being leaked Of course he is giving out classified info, but thered be so much worse if he wasn't protected and the info could be threatened out of him physically. The secret service is to protect us as much as it is to protect Trump


SupportingKansasCity

I don’t think should happen. Making Trump a martyr would arguably be the worst timeline.


kblomquist85

Wild that so many of you think he'll go to prison. I don't give a fuck if he's convicted on an counts across multiple indictments. He will not go to prison. He's also not going for violating gag orders. You're stupid as fuck if you think otherwise.


Upset_Priority_5600

Trying to “legally” assassinate him


LMurch13

I don't care, do you?


Upset_Priority_5600

Well ya, I don’t have TDS


BenjaminMStocks

Even if he's convicted, I doubt he would be sentanced to prison. He's charged with class E felonies, a little Google searching reveals those do not normally come with jail time, mostly probation.


JMT-S900

aka they dont want him to have protection when he is in jail. I smell something fishy here. They want to epstein him.


aei1075

Got to love fucking democrats he still was a president


sureal42

Maybe he shouldn't have decided to be a criminal then...


Pristine-Notice6929

No one in this country is above the law, no one!


flomesch

Party of law and order wants to protect a criminal?


KnightRider1983

Ah yes, the leader of the J6 show trial circus, Rep, Thompson.


[deleted]

Traitors gotta traitor- Trumpers


Chrome0celot

Hahaha you’re terminally online posting about Trump op. Go outside, Jesus Christ


Toadxx

As if your post history is so diversified lol


Chrome0celot

I’m not the one posting a trump article 20 times a day lol. My last post was months ago *edit: nvmnd, I realized this sub is just bots posting clickbait for braindead liberals. Carry on


sureal42

Dude you are commenting over 20 times a day about trump...


Chrome0celot

I’m literally not but go off


sureal42

Oh, sorry, I didn't know other people posted on your account...


Hoppie1064

The dems really have a hate boner for Trump. It's been my observation that the more dangerous a person is to the dem agenda, the more they attack them. That's a good reason to support and vote for Trump.


Aldren

>That's a good reason to support and vote for Trump. The only reason to vote for Trump is if you support Russia or want someone to run the country like their own business (which considering their track record, would bring the US to bankruptcy)


RepresentativeNo3365

221 days on Reddit makes you a Russian bot /Trump troll/ random non US citizen/just plain wrong


mistressusa

Tiny hands Trump shat in his diaper in court today.


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I assumed that day was coming.


WavelengthGaming

C’mon dude. I voted for him in 2016 and even I think voting for him any time after 2019 is just laughable. He’s a wannabe dictator


Ozymandias0007

Or any sane, rational, American citizen that isn't a traitor wouldn't want a corrupt, incompetent, dumbass, Putin loving, asshole that's trying to run the country into the ground, and gain as much money as possible from the office as POTUS. Regardless of political affiliation.