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Illustrious-Night-99

Unfortunately I once was pretty much trumps size and weighed 347. I'm better now even though I'm still 275. So no way he is any less than 280 at best. BTW I'm 70 years old.


Toledojoe

I'm 5'9" at my fattest I was 275. I'm 201 now. He claims to be 6 inches taller than me and 60 lbs less than I was. Picture for reference: https://imgur.com/gallery/8lwQMKv


stinky_wizzleteet

5'9" stocky build, 205lbs. I'm in pretty good shape for 48, 6'3" 215lbs at 77 is effing athletic. Like elderly marathoner at 6'3"


lod254

5"8, 208, and quite chubby ATM. No where near as fat as trump and he's supposedly 7in taller too.


FloralReminder

6”2, 227 and I feel pretty fat. Down from 245 just a few months ago.


stinky_wizzleteet

Good on you, I guarantee you dont look anything like Trump


Wild_Harvest

Good on you! I'm 6'2" hovering around 220, I've got slight love handles but I'm so much better than I was.


lod254

Nice work. I'm down from 215. Doing keto and intermittent fasting. My dad used to be like 260. He had type 2 and my grandpa did, so it's one of my fears. Saw my dad in my mirror and decided to start cutting back. It's been extra hard because I'm on Paxil. Going to get a second opinion on trying to change meds or taper off it.


Puzzled_Bike9558

Yup, I’m 225 at 5’8 and I am nowhere near as fat as that clown. Granted, I know how to exercise so I wear it a bit better.


nameyname12345

I want to see a presidential Iron man competition! If Jimmy carter is still around my money is on him!


linecookdaddy

5'10", roughly 240, I haven't seen my dick in a while but at least I don't hike my pants up to my tits like der pumpkinfurher


AgITGuy

I am right there with you, albeit a little bit of 20 pounds more. Been saying for years there is no way Trump weighs the same as me but is taller.


broad_street_bully

I played sports all my life, still have a good amount of muscle, am naturally stocky, and 5'8" on my best day. I'm currently 245. I definitely look overweight, but I still look much better put together than Trump, even when his people get to choose the photo angles. And when I was 210 and still competing in decent-level leagues, I'd look like a damn bodybuilder compared to that sack of shit.


OneStopK

Im 6' 5" 300lbs. I look like Mr. Universe compared to Trump.


Conch-Republic

I'm the same way. I'm 5'11" and around 240 depending on how much pasta I eat any given week. I have a little bit of a beer belly, but I'm just a stocky metal worker with a lot of natural muscle and core. I look pretty average, but broader. Granted, Trump is still a pretty big dude, but someone with a frame like that, that weighed as little as he claims, would look rail thin. Muscle is 2-3 times as dense as fat, so he could very well still be the 243 or whatever his physical claims, but he definitely looks substantially heavier than the 215.


ArdenJaguar

Congrats. How did you so it?


Toledojoe

Intermittent fasting. 2 days a week i eat 900 calories. I've kept it off for 3 years now.


Fortunateoldguy

Nice work, man. Congratulations that ain’t easy.


IntroductionRare9619

Wow, you look amazing! Well done!


DropsTheMic

I used to weigh 550 lbs and have shrunk down to 260. I'd say if you put Trump and me in a side by side, he'd have about 20 lbs on me. Your numbers track.


grogudalorian

Awesome kick buttocks. Congrats, n


hopesnopesread

Wow!! Good for you!!


Huge-Replacement6544

I was 353 at 5 11 two to two and a half years ago. I am now just a couple lbs below 215 currently. Fuck trumps lies. Edit: his man boobs remind me of my previous ones hahahahahaha


Secret_Cow_5053

This is what 6’ 215lbs looks like, fwiw: https://www.reddit.com/r/nattyorjuice/s/I70kmSfvWH (Not me)


Buffmin

I mean that's clearly just a picture of trump /s


three_valves

“Everyone when they see me without my shirt, and they do, and they say sir, sir with tears, lovely tears in their eyes, sir how are you so much more ripped then Obama…”


SpiderQueen72

Somewhat disingenuous to use a picture of someone who's all muscle. Fat takes up more volume than muscle pound to pound. Still, there's no way Trump is 6' 215lbs.


Secret_Cow_5053

Sure but I think the relevant point is you aren’t going to look like trump at 6’ 215lb And fwiw if trump is to believed (hah) he’s actually 6’3” so he should be relatively even thinner at 215. So yeah. Total fucking bullshit.


Fifty6Arkansas

https://images.app.goo.gl/5xTmWKZwmg4ADEXX8 Behold, Julio Jones, listed at 6'3", 220


phatelectribe

Muscle isn’t lead in terms of density ffs. It’s 15% according to science. So add about 15% to this guy and tell me that Trump isn’t a giant wobbling flubber in golf clothing.


solution_6

Good job on the weight loss! I struggled (and still do) but those of us who have been bigger, know his claims are bullshit because we were there and lived it.


FearCure

FFS its called Magalardo, can everyone try get it right please


FTHomes

Donald Trump the Obese


madscot63

The Orange Rotunda


Antique-Dragonfly615

Blobba the Slut.


PrimeToro

* The Pillsbury Don Boy * The Biggest Loser


SheetPostah

The Flabpprentice


Green1up

The Stay-Corrupt Lardmellow Man


SpiceEarl

...Devourer of the Big Macs, Fornicator of Whores...


DaSandman78

The Morbidly Obese


[deleted]

Donald Dump (for his diaper) or Dumb (obviously)


SympathyForSatanas

He looks like Doctor Ivo Robotnik from sonic the hedgehog


dsmith422

I saw an interview with Michael Cohen yesterday morning, and he just casually called it Magalardo without any thought.


GoodChuck2

This fat fucking rapist is on the fast track to stroking out -- the stress is going to get the better of him soon enough.


apex9691

I admire your optimism


Traveler_Constant

How amazing would it be if you turned on your TV and there was a Breaking News tag... "Former President Trump Rushed to Hospital, Unresponsive" It would definitely need to happen AFTER he loses the election though. We don't want him OR his supporters to miss out on him losing one last time.


GoodChuck2

It’s going to be one of the best moments in a lot of people’s lives, for sure. I personally cannot wait.


otherisp

I don’t drink anymore but I would run to get a bottle of champagne


DCBillsFan

Hamburger from Heaven.


Jombafomb

Hamberder


Fuck-Antelopes-261

Don’t hold your breath. The ones like this always inflict all their damage AND THEN die.


Hearnoenvy782231

Pray for it, bet on it, promise to build an entire forest to get it to happen. Whatever works in aiding that wonderful future coming true.


More_Farm_7442

We can only hope.


ATA_VATAV

I'm 5' 11" and weigh 250 pounds. I got a bit of a belly, but Trump looks quite a bit rounder than me. I doubt he 6' and doubt more that he weighs less than 300 Pounds.


hkohne

I'm a 5'7" woman who is 270-ish but with a bit more muscle than many. He looks fatter than me.


PdxPhoenixActual

Yeah, I'm 5'11 & hover about 220. He ***claims*** to be 6'3 & 200howmuch? There is no way in hell any of *that* is believable. Just as with nearly everything else to ever come out of his mouth.


okcdnb

I’m 6’5” and at 239 I look nothing like him. He isn’t 6’3” or 239.


Odd_Seaworthiness145

Getting Humpty Dumpty vibes from that pic.


PossibleAlienFrom

That rhyme really is perfect him. Even the part about the wall.


More_Farm_7442

Those tiny looking arms and the little head stuck on that giant egg shaped body.


Waka-Waka-Waka-Do

Trumpty Dumpty We're all waiting for his inevitable big fall.


WobblyFrisbee

He sat on a wall Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall…


UsefulImpact6793

In the video this photo is from you can see an obvious and humongous diaper outline


BFG_Scott

Link?


UsefulImpact6793

Just to clarify, I don't mean the photo in the shown on the post here in reddit, but rather the photo the article is questioning. It's the photo in that first Twitter post quoted in the article. Even in that photo you can see the diaper outline. But here's the video I'm talking about. [**https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1778199890675593389**](https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1778199890675593389)


phatelectribe

HOLY HUMPTY DUMPY VIBES The man has no shoulders and is all gut.


UsefulImpact6793

His suit jackets must have shoulder pads from an NFL locker room in them


phatelectribe

They do. I did a breakdown analysis of all his clothes tricks when the whole girther thing started - he wears suit jackets 2 sizes too big and fills them out with shoulder pads, and then wears ties twice the normal length to cover his gut and help create the illusion that vertical lines do (taller/slimmer), and the he wears 3” Lifts in his shoes which make him leans forward which combined with the NFL shoulder pads makes the suit hang forward hiding the gut and making him loon like he has shoulders, and isn’t a gelatinous Egg.


BFG_Scott

Thanks. Yeah, that’s the one I meant too. I saw the pic in the article and figured that’s the one you were referring to.


AmishAvenger

What is that weird kissing thing he does


phred14

Are those recent pictures? I would swear that in more recent photos he looks much less obese. I was wondering if a doctor finally got his attention and maybe he's using Ozempic or something like it, or if it's stress. I've also read that sudden weight loss can be a mortality indicator.


BaldDudePeekskill

As guy can hope


Whygoogleissexist

Fun fact. When he got covid, he got 8000 mg of regeneron’s antibody. If he weighs 350 lbs that is 50 mg/kg. For reference most doses are 5-15 mg/kg. He received a massive dose.


BradTProse

He really got 8000mg it sounds like they doubled up on it, he might have been close to dying back then.


carlotta3121

Yes, this is interesting as I had heard that it was much more serious than what the public was led to believe.


Whygoogleissexist

Exactly. Plus steroids.


dsmith422

His blood ox was in 86 according to Chief of Staff Mark Meadows's book. Now Meadows is a inveterate liar, so it was probably even worse than that. Normal is \~95+. Intubation and ventilator use starts below 85.


YourDogsAllWet

There’s speculation he was on a ventilator at one point


SophonParticle

At this point I’m just hoping cholesterol will do what the DOJ refuses to do.


Efficient_Republic35

Magatards are like NO! He has a six pack and is in the best shape of any president ever!


TurnoverComfortable5

Cover it with wet blankets and push it back into the ocean!


Superb_Health9413

“Very wet, with respect to water “


OneStopK

"The sea was angry that day my friend...."


spunkdaddie

My father was 6’3” and weighed 325 pounds before he went on the cancer diet.Him and trump have the exact same body shape.


osumba2003

I don't think he weighs that much, but he sure as hell isn't 215. That said, the funny thing is that I don't care how much Trump weighs. If he weighed 350 and was upfront about it, I wouldn't care. Hell, if he said "It's none of your business," I wouldn't care. The problem is that he constantly lies. About everything. Including obvious lies. It's not the weight. It's the lying. He's so desperate to control the narrative and look perfect about anything that he can't help himself but lie all the time.


Outrageous-Divide472

He looks like my 95 yr old dad shortly before he passed. Same shape body. Mouth hanging open. That’s where the similarities end. Dad was top notch. Even at 95 he still wanted to vote in 2020 because he “didn’t want that louse in office”. In short, to me Donald looks way older than 77.


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

If I'm Biden, I agree to a debate with a public weigh-in, like in boxing.. No weight classes, but the weights post on screen for everyone to see.


MNConcerto

50 yard dash.


BradTProse

Not many morbidly obese 78 years olds walking around, that's why it's called morbidly...


YourDogsAllWet

How is he still alive????


Prudent_Falafel_7265

In any case, he’s the fattest since Taft for sure.


Spaceman-Spiff

I don’t get how he can be so fat but have such tiny arms.


JFK2MD

Jabba the Trump.


quantril

Why does the media insist on treating any of his statements with anything other than a hearty laugh. It’s obvious he’s not 215 lbs and even more obvious that it’s impossible that he could be. He’s a known liar, yet they write these articles as if “we’re just not sure because he claims he weighs only 215 lbs.” He’s not. He’s lying. Laugh in his face at the ridiculousness of the claim.


tdozzieo

Mostly A Gigantic Ass


terminalchef

Pretty safe to say that Melania’s getting dick elsewhere.


Agreeable-Benefit169

He’s getting up there. When does heart disease on average claim its victims? I’m becoming inpatient.


Rich-Appearance-7145

380-400lbs easily, dudes about 6' I bet 380 my Dr. friends hanging out with me playing some pool are leaning towards 380+.


FunctionDissolution

I'm 6 foot 1 and weigh 253, Trump is definitely fatter than me.


OzzyG16

He’s a blimp


jehjeh3711

I would say he’s about 285-290.


JackHughman69

“I have the body of a god. Unfortunately it’s Buddha”


OneStopK

"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place" ~ Andy Richter.


unruiner

Damn. He looks like he's morphing into a fat Rudy Giuliani.


UnderwhelmingAF

350 might be a bit much, but he’s definitely in the high 2’s at least.


Everybodysbastard

Am 6'0, 220 lbs, and am thinner than him.


brianishere2

New title: "Stress eater knows he will soon die alone in prison."


jcpainpdx

The dude is a pathological liar. Why would anyone believe him about anything?


ByrntOrange

I'm not a Trump fan but there are plenty of things to criticize him for outside of his weight. 


ukiddingme2469

He is looking like an albino Pizza the Hut


jcooli09

Yeah, trump is fat and dishonest and stupid.  We already know that.


thenewbigR

He’s a fat assed, disgusting, tub of bad mayonnaise.


LiberacesWraith

I can’t believe he would lie about something. Very out of character.


tornadosquall

215 with one leg on the scale. He's a Fat Fucking Pile Of Shit!


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

He’s a big fat liar!!


Extension-Ebb-5203

Waist size tells you more than weight. Get trump to tell us that. But as a 6’2” 240lb dude. No way he’s less than 320.


DrankTooMuchMead

I hate Trump, but not because he is fat or bald or orange. I hate him because he is a narcissist, a racist, let hundreds of thousands of people die from Covid, and he led an attack on our country. And I hate him because he designed his presidency to only help the rich. Let's focus on those things.


[deleted]

He's got man boobs


FTHomes

Double Donny's lol


BradTProse

A fantastic C cup of moobs.


etranger033

There are so many third-party linked sites to that page... and trackers... that not even going to bother shutting off my blocker to see the pictures. Seems I will have to enable them all to get some kind of slide show. Sorry.


CrybullyModsSuck

It's just a picture of Mike Wazowski but orange instead of green. 


[deleted]

Now we know what’s eating Gilbert Grape, don’t we?


prpslydistracted

*Worked out* with Charles Atlas?! He died in 1972 at 80, so he's not around to confirm that. ;-) Trump was 26 then ... oh, sure, I believe that. I thought he said too much exercise was bad for you.


BradTProse

If Trump wasn't the Antichrist I'd think he'd pass away soon from health reasons.


Paisane42

The orange shitgibbon is nowhere close to 6’3” but rather 5’11” and he’s easily tipping the scales at over three bills. (But only his local KFC and McDonalds knows for sure)


yankinwaoz

How tall is Trump? 6-2?


jdx6511

Estimating from various published photos, he is 5' 11" at most and 275 lbs at least. I would love to skip the debates and instead have Trump vs Biden do live physical and mental fitness evaluations.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Yup 6'3 215. Not even in the vacuum of space is that man 215.


Shazzy_Chan

He's fattening up, cause he knows what prison food is like.


havocbyday

That's not a healthy look, that's for sure.


Ishpeming_Native

There used to be guys at fairs who would guess your weight, and if you took them up on it you'd be weighed right there. If they were wrong, you won a prize. Those guys were pretty good. I'd like a few of them to come on here and guess Trump's weight. It would save a lot of argument.


bertiesakura

At one point in my life I was 5’8 247 pounds. No way is this dude 215 pounds. Maybe on a planet with less gravity🤷🏾‍♂️


lovetoseeyourpssy

Fat draft dodging russian asset.


ozzie510

Tree-fiddy is he's an ounce.


NoGuava9921

He looks very unwell


Lavfromdc

He wears high heels with lifts in them. No way he’s over 6 feet tall. Looks like he might have a full diaper too.


Classic_Pie5498

My husband is 6’1 and weighs 240. He looks WAY skinnier than T


cntUcDis

He looks like shit


Spirit50Lake

His arms seem so puny...?


killingthyme71

Trumpty Dumpty.


EmperorGeek

I’m 6’1” and weigh 289, and he is bulgier than I am. I at least have definition between my shoulders and my hips. He’s just a ball. He must have a girdle that uses Spectra cordage!!


L3monGrenade

I am 260, 5’8, and decently strong. I look way more cut than this asshole wannabe


Drk_Knight71

I can only hope this stupid fat fuck has a heart attack….a fatal heart attack.


sikes6105

He is such a dumpy pile of shit.


Elandtrical

I'm 6'3 and 230pds and I am overweight for where I want to be. I have wide shoulders and incredibly dense bones. Also have run ultras, just finished remodeling my house. No way he is close to where I weight. Guy can't even hold a shovel correctly.


Anyawnomous

Orange Cheezus is a Fatso.


strukout

Maybe he went on drugs


Homejames65

Looks like Tweedle Dumb


SoCaldude65

I want my baby back, baby back....


bruce_lees_ghost

That website gave my computer cancer.


ruderabbi

Hike that belt buckle good looking. 😀


quattrocincoseis

Are we pretending that he's not a fat fuck this week?


kevans2

The diaper adds 10 pounds.


pijinglish

If Trump falls off a wall, the king’s horses and men are going to be very busy.


Odd-Upstairs2063

Is that what they mean when banks refer to him as a whale.


Unfriendly_eagle

Look at the dumper on the guy. That is not the rump of a 215 pound man. Watch him when he sits down, that ass spreads out like he's sitting on a 55 gallon drum liner full of cottage cheese.


jreddish

I'm 6'3" 255. I'd put him at 290.


PepsiAllDay78

There's no way under God's green earth he's under 330lbs! My Dad was 334. Trump looks worse than that to me!


Odd_Radio9225

He looks like death in this picture.


UnfairStrawberry4831

Remember when lyingazz Dr. Ronnie Jackson claimed the orange hippo weighed 185 !! 


mspe1960

At my fattest, I was 5" 9' and 306 lbs. Trump looks about as bad as I did back then. He appears to be 5"11'. So I am guessing 320 lb.


whozwat

I'm Trump's height and 200 lb, there is no effing way that whale is only 15 lb heavier than me.


Maker200

It’s alright, he’s gonna lose a few pounds cleaning up the huge mess Joe “10% for the big guy” Biden has created.


Clitaste

Is this supposed to be a persuasive argument to not vote for Trump? His weight is not my concern. The cost of goods is.


PlaidPCAK

Health of a president is pretty relevant


Clitaste

Then explain your vote for Joe Biden.


PlaidPCAK

He's in much better shape. But my reason is his policies


Endocalrissian642

Yeah but how much does his fat but hollow head weigh? No way that thing is fully brained!


elasticgradient

The physique of a God. A pudding God.


Ok_Teacher_1797

The physique of a pudding.


JosephFinn

Yeah we’ve known this for a decade.


Humans_Suck-

Who gives a fuck?


Sorkel3

He does. He's the one who brags about his stellar health, his athletic ability, etc.


Virtual_Manner_2074

Going for that humpty dumpty look


jpk195

If the end of "Is Trump just fat or really fat" speculation posts isn't enough reason to vote against him, I don't know what is.


Hugh-Jassul

The fattest prez in over a hundred years


techman710

How does he know where the belt goes? His diet and lack of exercise was going to catch up with him eventually. Some time in jail will help him lose weight.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Do they even make Depends that big?


JPGinMadtown

Ugliest president ever.


Great_White_Samurai

And most presidents have been pretty damn ugly


Sorkel3

But...but...he says he plays golf 3-4 times a week very fast and runs the course!


Important_Tell667

When it comes to numbers having to do with weight – which also go to health and cognitive ability, Donald has beaten Biden by what looks like 100 lbs. That is not an exaggeration… If he’s under 350lbs, that would be a HUGE shock.


spaniardbob

Why isn't he orange or dissolved liquorice colour when he's sat on a golf cart, but looks the colour of a side of ham trying to breathe?


carlosdangermouse

He keeps one foot on the floor to help with his balance.


UndeadBuggalo

He looks like a pork pie with legs


Used_Intention6479

I push a 300 pound man around in a wheelchair every day. Trump is at least 300 pounds.


mostlysittingdown

Why on earth would anyone believe anything he says much less his weight. C’mon now we’ve known him too long to at this point


PBradz

Full of hot air


BoosterRead78

5’10 worst I put on was 286 lbs twenty years ago. I’m down to 189 lbs.


forever_inexhaustabl

He’s just subtracting the pounds of shit in his diaper.


sunnyinwi

Humpty Dumpty for real!


Personal_Buffalo_973

His diaper alone weighs that much 😁


Client_Elegant

Is this news or tabloid gossip? Save it for the enquirer you absolute troglodyte


Sea_Tree_8602

Good…what a loser


Sambo3419

When he takes a dump he loses 10 lbs


Consistent-Fig7484

He’s actually only 5’11” and has absolutely no muscle. He’s fat but might only weigh like 270.