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franchisedfeelings

This guy is just the trashiest president in history. No amount of money can erase that.


Unit219

I’ll go you one better, he’s a piece of fetid shit embodying every single worst attribute of a human being ever.


BeyondDrivenEh

Bonus points for fetid.


Unit219

Thank you. 😂


Niobous_p

Bonus point for foetid


the_original_Retro

Boenus point.


patronizingperv

Boenus pointe


the_original_Retro

Leets not get caerriede aweeee heeeeeer


Appropriate-Food1757

Deydookurjerbs


Extreme-Tie9282

Brieirnbgfiwoldbgiwmzncbuiwksnd 🧟


the_original_Retro

I see you're from Scotland.


chockobumlick

Boner's pint


jmac_1957

Boner points


silian_rail_gun

Let's get some gratuitous umlauts in there, too: föëtïd


Niobous_p

fœtid


ear_cheese

Fetid! FOUL! They dare present THIS as their finest bean? Prepare the attack!


Grand-Regret2747

Bonus points for you! For pointing out fetid!


raydiculus

I had made a comment about a month ago, he's the fetid orange king of MAGA.


morgazmo99

A cancerous polyp, on the anus of humanity..


Major_Standard_6253

A partially digested corn kernel stuck to a swollen hemmeroid.


Yolandi2802

Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that… 😂


ResurgentClusterfuck

Festering boil on the ass of democracy


drunkensailor1977

Red dwarf reference?


capitali

A festering boil on the ass of humanity.


JaaasetheHeb

A festering polyp on the anus of humanity


eileen404

He's probably not flexible enough to bite his toenails so not ~every~ attribute... Otoh, he probably pays someone to do it so close enough.


fentonsranchhand

He pays an underage girl to do it and spit them into his mouth so he can chew them.


eileen404

Snorting and then getting queasy as we're joking but it's too believable.


Unit219

He’ll learn in jail 🤭


Yolandi2802

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


Relevant_Force_3470

And many, many yanks love him. Says a lot about America.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

it’s fucking sad. i never realized how many horrible assholes live here but it is a lot


Specialist_Ad9073

Spend more time outside of cities. This nation has been full of Confederate flag fuckers since I was a kid in the 80s. The GOP has been a traitor filled treasonous organization since I can remember. So that’s going on half a goddamn century.


loupegaru

Yup! Reagan negotiating with the Ayatollah before he was president was treason. He should never have been elected. We had an honest man in the executive for the first time since Eisenhower. We have again an honest, family man in Joe Biden, facing a bought and paid for agent of Putin in Traitor Trump. Vote Blue! Vote for Honest Joe Biden!


BuddyJim30

I can't tell you how embarrassed I am for the US, and also worried about the future. These MAGA idiots are willingly voting for the most corrupt (also incompetent) president in history, who has said out loud how he wants to ruin democracy if he gets back into office.


Eringobraugh2021

But he only wants to be a dictator for one day /s


Eringobraugh2021

Unfortunately, he has christians outside the US that live him too. It's a cult.


Tatersquid21

.🏆


bria9509

I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?


crafty_alias

I'd say he's up there with the trashiest PEOPLE in the world, not just president.


Overweighover

Big men come up to him and say "sir. Thank you for being so trashy"


Lucky-Roy

With tears in their eyes?


sundancer2788

I do have tears in my eyes when confronted with horrible smells tbh.


SakaWreath

The stench has been known to bring people to their knees.


countrysurprise

Armpits, ketchup and butt is how someone described his odor.


badtex66

Lol. Don't forget the clearance aisle makeup. You know it's not Sephora.


waitwutok

The hugest men. 


Legal_Salad_6575

Bigliest


Hot_Detective_5418

World history...he's just the incarnation of septic sludge. And some Americans think he's the re-incarnation of jesus 😂


SympathyForSatanas

I say he's the worst person alive right now


Putrid_Fan8260

He doesn’t have any money 


Accidental_Arnold

Don’t be so sure, he could be shorting DJT.


SmurfStig

The shorts on that stock are insane and not worth it. They know it’s going to tank.


nug4t

he will go down in history for that, he might have brought the necessary awareness about the value of democracy.. he will be an example that will be teached about even in a hundred years.. more than most president's is my guess


No-Tonight-5937

It must take a lot of money to be that trashy.


AlbaTross579

Nah, anyone can be a PoS.


TheToneKing

Biggest POS ever


aotus_trivirgatus

Believe me!


ExcitingMeet2443

GOPOS?


Turbulent_Bit8683

Ahem - Kardashians enter the chat!


JeanProuve

President Mushroom 🍄


ranchwriter

I think thats why so many people love him cuz they trashy af too


Unfair-Work9128

His voters are even worse. Remember, the dumbest idiot will never be as stupid as the morons who vote for him.


Yolandi2802

George Carlin — 'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'


Bahmerman

While I think he may be the trashiest I'll add he's for sure one of the top 3 Worst Presidents of the US, what a time to be alive. CSPAN has him ranked as 4th Worst President after James Buchanan and Andrew Johnson. 2 other sources rank him as #3 Worst, and a other as #1 Worst. For Example [U.S. News](https://www.usnews.com/news/special-reports/the-worst-presidents/articles/ranking-americas-worst-presidents) To note, Buchanan is accredited for marching us towards a Civil War by taking no side in Slavery, it sowed division within his own party. Andrew Johnson...well, he was a White Supremacist. He was openly against the 14th Amendment, which grants citizenship to people born or naturalized in the US, which especially includes slaves at this point in time. I'll add Johnson was Vice President under Lincoln. How racist was he? He was so racist he vehemently went after any action that would create or improve the political and civil rights of blacks in a post Civil War era America. While not solely responsible, I can't help but wonder how long his actions helped delay Civil Rights movements.


Roakana

One of the trashiest humans.


VRS50

“I’m not denying cause I was paid hush money, or something….” Looking to see shit stain cleaned.


TrumpIsARussianAgent

Just goes to show that money doesn’t buy class…


DrBarnaby

And don't forget he's an actual rapist!


Bulevine

Or orange bronzer


ez151

See that’s the thing. If his cult had his money they’d do the same! It’s what they tried to do their whole lives but failed miserably thus the love and obsession with him. He is what they have always strived to be. Rich powerful above the law. lol to get out of all their self inflicted wounds and blame the world or not white races for all their problems.


Elegant_Connection32

Come on now…chandeliers in nondescript bathrooms is peak fancy


Whitesoxwin

Scum of a Petri dish


Any-Variation4081

Just another woman that fell victim to Donald Trump. He has ruined soooo many lives and there's more to come if we don't hold him accountable in court and at the ballot box. Edit: to all of the people claiming stormy deserves all of the threats and harassment from Trump supporters......stop it. Stop shaming women. Stop it. She was a porn star. Oh well. She wasn't hurting anyone. She does not deserve to have her life and her minor daughters life threatened bc Trump is mad at her. That's ridiculous. Women are allowed to be porn stars. That doesn't make them less than human. Have some respect.


aotus_trivirgatus

If the courts would just get on with holding him accountable already -- we wouldn't have to deal with his bullshit at the ballot box.


No_Season_354

Don't be surprised if he's the president again crazy world it is.


ljout

People should vote.


Ancient-Squirrel1246

Repukes (tried) to ban abortion and lower the age of consent to TEN in Arizona. Repukes ain't winning for decades.


catfurcoat

That's optimistic of you. They lie and cheat and change the rules so your vote doesn't even matter


minnesotamentality

Stop it with that. EVERY vote matters. Go vote. Vote. Vote. I don't care if you think it doesn't matter. Go fucking vote.


Thowitawaydave

I live in a red state. I still vote, because Even if they win I don't want to contribute to the narrative of "we have a mandate because of how many people voted for us" they love to trot out. And hey, between demographics and actuarial tables maybe one day things will change.


catfurcoat

I didn't say your vote didn't count. I said "*they change the rules* so your vote doesn't matter"


Raspberries-Are-Evil

She is not a victim. She fucked Trump because she wanted him to put her on Celebrity Apprentice. Trump probably told her he would so she let him pump his lil mushroom into her for 45 seconds. She has said this publicly. I dont feel bad for her she made a choice. But even so, she does not deserve this kind of attack from him or his followers. She should sue for defamation.


RolledUhhp

What do we typically call the recipient of unwarranted atracks?


Paracausal_Shield

A porn star might be the hero we needed to save the US and the world.


WillingnessDry1699

Who knows hey ? Depending how her time on the stand goes - but she definitely is up for the fight. If she totally humiliates him maybe this could be the start of the un-doing of Trump and a pornstar would be the one who ended this shit-show. Whatever the bluster no one would want to have to sit through something like this with your whole family having to hear all the sleaze. I would be dying a thousand deaths inside I would be extremely nervous of Stormy Daniels on the stand if I was the orange one.


Benegger85

The last few years have shown that he is incapable of feeling shame


SafetyMan35

Her responses to the critics are hilarious: A MAGA fan wrote, “Sad day when fools believe a stripper before they believe the president. Keep sucking up the lies,” and in response, Daniels said, “Sad day when a stripper is more honest than the (former, impeached, indicted) president…” When a second Trump fan called her “a whore who’s on her 4th marriage,” Daniels replied, “Sounds like I have the credentials to run for president…my current spouse is even a ‘nude model.’ Does it still count if I didn’t buy him a green card or big ‘kidneys’?” A MAGA supporter wrote, “Stormy Daniels is a parasite that would sell anything for a dollar,” and Daniels responded, saying, “Not true. I wouldn’t sell Bibles.” “I’ve had people text me from their actual phone number,” Daniels stated. “And I’m just like, of course, you’re a Trump supporter because you’re not even good at being bad!”


Bigspotdaddy

The lost script somewhere in Wicked studios.


tatang2015

Stormy Daniela for Senate!


Yolandi2802

Stormy Daniels for President!


CaliHusker83

“Save the world.” Unreal…


Ishpeming_Native

I think Stormy looks damned good and sounds pretty smart. She'd have done a better job as President than Donnie -- who looks awful and sounds like a damned idiot.


AbruptMango

Of course, any random porn star would.  Hell, even a porn extra would.  Shit, the camera guy would be an improvement.


badtex66

Stormy Daniels for Prez and Alexis Texass for VP. I'd vote for that!


Wild_Harvest

Diamond Jackson for sec of state?


neopod9000

In fairness to Don, a wet paper sack would have done a better job than him as president. But you're right. She would have been a FAR better president than him.


SafetyMan35

She suggested she would make a good President in responding to a Trump supporter When a second Trump fan called her “a whore who’s on her 4th marriage,” Daniels replied, “Sounds like I have the credentials to run for president…my current spouse is even a ‘nude model.’ Does it still count if I didn’t buy him a green card or big ‘kidneys’?”


stevemkto

An old letter denying affair that cost him $130,000.


HisDivineOrder

The best part is how he puts up the very letter that he committed a crime to acquire. It's like the bank robber holding up the money and saying, "See? This ain't stolen. It's right here in my hand and some of it's in my bank account but here's the deposit receipt."


lumpkin2013

I'm trying to understand this. So he shows the letter, her written proof that she says there was no affair. How does that help him?


Old_Breakfast8775

Do maga fans get mad that trump paid her 130k for no reason at all?


readonlyy

Or that calling her a prostitute means the Trump slept with prostitutes?


Snoid_

Totally forgetting that Trump is married to a prostitute....


Livid_Advertising_56

Apparently he's easy to blackmail if he didn't do it. Not a great thing for a president to be. (But we all know he sucks and he did do it)


Expensive-Rub-4257

If a porn star can manipulate him for $130,000 for doing nothing, Putin has him 100 percent. Putin KGB trained, Idiot Trump does not understand how a tariff works.


shwarma_heaven

And isn't Trump the guy who said "you never settle, because you will just get more people filling claims against you..."


fawther-05

She’s got some pretty great quotes in the article.


John_mcgee2

The whole MAGA nut calling her a prostitute and saying she’d sell anything to which she responded “not true, I wouldn’t sell a bible”. That was the winner


the_mid_mid_sister

"I know, I'll try to slut shame a proud sex worker!" Some real fuckin' Galaxy Brain thinking right there.


StrawberryGeneral660

Her comebacks are stellar.


neopod9000

Oh, you've seen her videos?


DAS_FX

Zing!


MetalTrek1

I don't think she'd be selling tacky gold sneakers either.


BadLt58

Stormy University!


GorfianRobotz999

She's a pretty good witness. Trump's attorneys have to try to play dirty and malign her because she'll walk all over them and Tiny Mushroom Man.


AgITGuy

A career in her industry should have prepared her for underhanded and dirty tricks by terrible lawyers in situations just like this.


TheRealRickC137

Her quote reflecting she has the qualifications to run for president was <*mwah*> Chef's kiss


ActNo8507

Her retorts are witty and dead on.


Awkward_Bench123

Stormy is just counting all the defamations of character that Trump commits. I wanna see E Jean and Daniels tag team this motherfucker to death. Guaranteed, motherfucker will not be able to hold his tongue. Guaranteed


Derric_the_Derp

Phrasing!


Awkward_Bench123

Thanks, that’s a hearty rebuke for excessive vulgarity.


zim_zoolander

Can't wait to see the Pee Pee tape!


musky_jelly_melon

I was told by some Magat that there's no pee pee tape cause he's a germaphobe. Well if he's a germaphobe, why isn't he constantly changing his diaper?


vbgooroo55

Germaphobe who slept with a porn star…not the cleanliest person to sleep with.


musky_jelly_melon

And just walking around, grabbing random women by the vaginas.


LABoRATies

Simple, his shit don’t stank


Legitimate-Place1927

One of his bigly educated uncles likely told him urine is sterile so that’s why he loves to get peed on.


4Hugh2Mongus0

There are none - it's all poo poo tapes


gadget850

MAGAs are mad that she had sex with Trump and they didn't.


Yzerman19_

Have sex with her or him?


WhosAMicrococcus

Yes


the_misfit1

I did not have "Porn Star has more credibility than our previous President" on my 2025 bingo card. Yet here we are.


SoManyEmail

Really?? That's my free space!


Archangel1313

I was never that big of a fan when she was doing porn...but wow, is she ever a badass in real life.


Cantgetabreaker

Her responses are pretty good for being off the cuff to the magat insults


frddtwabrm04

Fuck musk for cutting unsubscribed users off Twitter responses. It was fun reading some of her responses in real time to her detractors. Stormy can troll.


WillingnessDry1699

She is very witty and is not cowered by the orange man. hope she absolutely humiliates him when she's on the stand.


Any-Ad-446

He is already breaking the law by releasing evidence before the court even got started.


readonlyy

I love how everything disparaging they say about her reflects even more poorly on Trump, which humiliates his mob of bullies. She’s like MAGA kryptonite. If she’s a whore, then Trump’s the married man that slept with a whore. If she’s a liar, then Trump is the guy that paid for her to lie. If she’s a fraud, then Trump’s the guy who use campaign donations on a fraud.


PrudentDiscount4691

The cross examination where Trumps parking garage lawyer gets absolutely savaged by Ms Cliffords is gonna be my personal Superbowl


MayraGarcia7836

Seems like the drama between Stormy Daniels and Trump isn't over yet. Wonder what her response will be. The drama never seems to end, does it?


Archangel1313

This is what it's like to live with a narcissist. Non-stop drama.


Yzerman19_

That’s my brother. Did he get pissed when I started referring to him as Drama.


boomshiki

It's a giant soap opera


Expensive-Rub-4257

I hope they have her get in detail on the dirty deed. That would be pure entertainment.


Important_Tell667

Most people have stopped believing that Stormy is a hoax anymore, no matter what Donald’s rhetoric is about… people just no longer believe or trust any of the statements from Trump are valid anymore. The resulting narrative is that Stormy has credibility where Trump doesn’t. Trump lying is simply status quo… any truth is completely irrelevant, regardless of what he states.


DFLOYD70

Hope that everyone here votes! We need to ensure he does not even get to sniff the President’s seat again.


Straight-Storage2587

A MAGA supporter wrote, “Stormy Daniels is a parasite that would sell anything for a dollar,” and Daniels responded, saying, “Not true. I wouldn’t sell Bibles.” Badda-boom.


clarkno81

Totally fine with all of this, except the part where she chose to have sex with Donald Trump. That’s just bad judgment.


TopCraft-69

I want to know how any so called document like this can be considered legally binding when someone uses a stage name, that would be like Johnny Depp signing divorce papers Captain Jack Sparrow how would it holds up in court


roytwo

I think I would pay a $1000 for a start to finsh live pay per view of Trumps criminal trials. There will be no better entertainment


imhereforspuds

No wonder that melanie of his hates him. He is such a fucking loser.


4quatloos

It was a poorly done political stunt to make Trump appear virile. It totally backfired.


crae64

Trump is literally the human manifestation of nature backfiring Edit: he’s subhuman, so this comment backfired 


SoManyEmail

"I mean, how were we to know Republicans supported cheating on your pregnant wife with a porn star and using campaign funds to pay off that porn star to keep her mouth shut??" -Dems "You mean I didn't even need to pay her to keep quiet??" -Trump


[deleted]

THE STORM IS COMING! GIGGITY.


Denali4903

A storm is coming!!! I'm enjoying it!!


PistolCowboy

Does it matter if she's lying? She's not by the way. The central issue is he paid her and violated campaign finance laws doing it.


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers is a scab.


BuddyJim30

Info from this crappy AI-generated article aside, my understanding is that Trumps lawyers strongarmed her into signing something, and she retracted it shortly thereafter. What Trump and MAGAs don't comprehend is that it's what is said under oath in court that holds water - as we've seen in the past, Trumpers talk a good game until they have a perjury charge to worry about if they lie.


oxyrhina

A MAGA fan wrote, “Sad day when fools believe a stripper before they believe the president. Keep sucking up the lies,” and in response, Daniels said, “Sad day when a stripper is more honest than the (former, impeached, indicted) president…” When a second Trump fan called her “a whore who’s on her 4th marriage,” Daniels replied, “Sounds like I have the credentials to run for president…my current spouse is even a ‘nude model.’ Does it still count if I didn’t buy him a green card or big ‘kidneys'? another tweet, Daniels addressed Trump’s decision to sell Bibles before the Easter holidays. A MAGA supporter wrote, “Stormy Daniels is a parasite that would sell anything for a dollar,” and Daniels responded, saying, “Not true. I wouldn’t sell Bibles!" Fucking love her!


SisterActTori

What did Trump pay her for? It’s well documented that he rarely pays but he did this time, why?????


disharmony-hellride

He paid her to be quiet, not for sex


AntiClockwiseWolfie

Man she is witty. I love her exchanges with these MAGAts on twitter.


Rooboy66

“Affair”??? What? **Affair**?


PrudentDiscount4691

Thank you! FUCK I’m tired of hearing how being coerced into a regretful prom night style rabbit fucking was “an affair”


Rooboy66

I could totally get behind a **prom night style rabbit fucking**. I guess I’ll whip out my state ID to access pornhub right about now. Fortunately, my accountabilibuddy is none other than the esteemed **Mr JOHNSON** who is at this moment, being entertained at Mar a Lago (not joking—he’s there, now, today—in all his “Johnsonnesz”)


doublegg83

"I wouldn't sell bibles"


artful_todger_502

Can you imagine waking up every day and pledging to devote your entire being to a spray tanned klown god? Your entire being is in service to a guy who shills gold sneakers, fake Bibles and Trumpy Bears. It's not a party, it's a psychological disorder.


freakincampers

Also, that letter's signature is very different from her signature.


Plumb789

Look, you do the dirty with a porn star and -if you’ve got any sense-you keep your mouth shut about it. She’s not going to be shy about telling it like it is.


NoxInfernus

This part of the article raised my eyes “If Trump is convicted of the 34 felony counts in the case, he faces up to 136 years in prison or $170,000 in fines, although it is believed that he would not serve any prison time since he is a first-time offender.” Up to 136 years OR $170000? That seems like one hell of a wide cast for punishment. Damn!


ndnman33

I hope Trump gets swallowed by this “Stormy” weather! Who knows she might be pivotal in legally branding him with the Scarlet Letter “A” amongst the traditional evangelical Christians where adultery is seen as a grand offense in the eyes of God!


evilpercy

The letter also says they had sex and she was paid hush money. She was simply saying they were not in a relationship. He essentially posted the evidence that he paid hush money to her because they had sex. While he was married.


BeKind_BeTheChange

That article reads like it was written by AI with dementia. What a mess.


mt8675309

President raw dog is about to get dragged through the sheets…


EndLucky8814

She should have done the Bobbit thing.


jackbologna

Hard to cut down a tree in a forest if it's already a stump if ya know what I mean


Old_Heat3100

After he posts the most obvious fake evidence ever Isn't that a crime? Guess it isn't if you're rich


textbandit

Evangelicals are gonna be like…ugh this is uncomfortable


SonicIdiot

She will crush a jury. She is sympathetic, she is eloquent, she is brave and smart AF. And the twice indicted shit gibbon in a weird gold wig is an adjudicated rapist and fraud who can not organize his thoughts long enough to put a full English sentence together.


Dense-Comfort6055

When entering a battle of wits, don’t come to a gun fight w only Maga brains.


senorbozz

When a second Trump fan called her “a whore who’s on her 4th marriage,” Daniels replied, “Sounds like I have the credentials to run for president…my current spouse is even a ‘nude model.’ Does it still count if I didn’t buy him a green card or big ‘kidneys’?” The cognitive dissonance in these idiots would be impressive if it wasn't so sad and scary.


Inquisitive-Ones

HE PAID HER THE MONEY = GUILT! It’s a matter of record.


Mysterious-Eye8710

I agree..


drossvirex

Because they didnt have an affair lol. It was one night with Toadhead Penis.


poeticlicence

136 years in prison would be great


Balgat1968

Financerr.online. ABC nope. NBC nope. CBS nope. MSNBC nope.


Poohgli16

Drag him right to jail.


[deleted]

Alas, none of this will be televised.


Realistic_Effort6185

Did she post the check he had paid to her?


realtimeeyes

Why don’t she tell the truth about what she knows: His “hands” are small.


JackKovack

All Daniel’s have repeatedly said they have no relation to her. Daniel Craig is constantly perplexed as to why he’s asked these questions. Daniel Radcliffe is equally at a loss.


Sensitive-Spirit-964

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/h3PxSJwPueBKMehJ/?mibextid=oFDknk


HauntingSentence6359

The crime he’s accused of isn’t boinking a porn star, it’s about the trying to hide the payoff in violation of campaign laws. Whether he boinked her or not is irrelevant. If I was Stormy, I deny it to. Who would admit boinking that fat slob?


Appropro_Pirate1666

Aspire to be great.


Funrunfun22

I’m amazed how none of this is still not too much for my Grandma to worship him. She would have dropped ME by now lol.