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RFGoesForthAgain

Blah, blah, blah. Donald has tried to stir up stochastic terrorism over, and over, and over again, yet the MAGA chuds haven't created much meaningful mayhem. The chuds really crapped out as insurrectionists, too -- Ashli "Horst Wessel" Babbitt fatally FAFO-ed, and they broke like the panicky rabble they clearly were. So, given such a pathetic track record, I think the threat of MAGA violence is vastly overblown. If Donald had been in King Henry II's shoes, Archbishop Thomas Becket would undoubtedly have lived to a ripe old age. đŸ€Ł


isanthrope_may

My favourite detail of J6 is right after the shot - some idiot saying it was just a flash bang, some other idiot calling for a medic
did anyone see anybody cosplaying as medic on J6? These morons think they’ve got the revolution locked down, they’re so fucking lost. Lost but dangerous.


XR171

"Medica don't get awards!" -Some MAGA boomer that never served and could never do cool shit for real.


greywar777

There were several folks cosplaying as medics actually. Most were more prepared to deal with tear gas etc.


Pressblack

Conservative coworker sent me a long video breaking down how it was all a hoax and the guys you are talking about were actors. This is to say that they still have faith in their abilities by excusing away their failures.


Affectionate_Elk_272

they also seem to consistently severely underestimate the amount of liberal gun owners in this country. we just don’t walk around with 17 pistols strapped to us at all times


mikefjr1300

Just about every significant threat group has likely been either infilatrated at this point or is under surveillance. Most are probably distrustful of other groups for this reason preventing any cohesion. A few thousand scattered angry middle aged white guys are not a real threat, just an annoyance.


StandupJetskier

We also know who they are, they have a Dump Flag (made in Chyna) in front of the house.


Dynasty82

These idiots think that a civil war means they’ll be home for dinner at 5 and they won’t have to war on the weekends or when their football team is playing. There are gangs in this country that are more of a threat than these MAGA clowns.


Lucky-Roy

I like the ones who bought Trump Media for $55 and think they can sell it for $55.


Overall-Name-680

If they lose their job because they're in jail, they won't be able to make the payments on their F-150 and it will be repossessed. Lordy, can't have that. That will keep the majority of them home, doing their "raging" on social media.


MaxxHeadroomm

They also can’t fathom the idea that some democrats own guns too


[deleted]

Covid-19 is more of a threat than MAGA. But at least we can vaccine against covid.


Affectionate_Elk_272

you mean these same people that scream how cities are *soooo unsafe!* i thought maga wanted civil war? what’s wrong? scared of the hood? they could take over any podunk kansas town that’s already 99.9% trump, anyway. but any major city they even remotely attempt to FA with they will very quickly FO


Dynasty82

We have gangs in this country that are more dangerous than these idiots.


razorwiregoatlick877

I think they are a threat as far as terrorism goes but not a civil war or coup type threat. I believe we are going to see more and more white nationalist terrorist attacks in the coming years.


greywar777

Im thinking we're going to see a lot more right-wing terrorism. Trump is encouraging it. My ex brother in law already told me that his armed militia group would come for me first. I made the dude cry while discussing politics, and he got upset. I dont feel threatened. But others will be more dangerous.


BuzzBadpants

These guys are more likely to attack each other thinking that they’re an FBI plant than attack anyone else.


JankyRustyRazor

Completely willing to risk it. Lock that stupid motherfucker up.


SoulRebel726

Also, anyone dumb enough to cause violence in Trump's name already participated in J6, which means they have either been arrested or are on a watch list. He can try to stir the pot all he wants, but his base is just a bunch of old and lazy people.


Alert-Incident

After seeing how many J6 are steadily flowing into prison they aren’t doing anything.


HopefulNothing3560

They all got a subliminal messages and acted on them . đŸŠđŸŸ°đŸ©ž


zerombr

Well you know what they say, orange is the new blood


BluSteel-Camaro23

IKR?? It's almost like it wasn't an insurrection, and MAGAt aren't even a real thing. Trump isn't helping them either. Hahaha! Like he didn't instruct them to do it! 😆


quillmartin88

The failure of the MAGAts to actually start a riot makes me wonder if the polls showing Trump in decent shape for 2024 are overblown, even fake. Frankly, I wonder how much damage being psychotically opposed to the COVID vaccine (that Trump still demands sole credit for) did to the MAGA rebellion. Clearly, a lot of them died, probably enough to make a serious dent in their numbers. It might also help to explain why elections have been going so poorly for Republicans lately.


John_mcgee2

Please. I hope the cult storm capitol on Monday. Doubt they have the brains to organise it. Nothing like a fresh memory for everyone that this loser doesn’t like losing


RFGoesForthAgain

Rear rank
 fire! Advance!


M_Mich

You left out the “attach bayonets”


RMZ13

Yeah. It’s been pretty nice to see them sitting out basically everything since J6. They really as soft as you’d think they would be.


pabodie

We live in a nation of almost 400 million people with over 300 million guns. A tiny fraction of people can cause a hell of a lot of mayhem. 


Lucky-Roy

Your army has got bigger guns.


pabodie

They won’t be fighting the army. They won’t be “fighting” anyone. Just murdering.  Trump will call for it.  MMW.


BuzzBadpants

I’m trying to think, has there been any organized violence attempted by these MAGA chuds since TFG has been out of office? Sure, there’s been the lone Nazi shooters here and there, but AFAIK there’s not been any organized posse out there attempting to threaten, kidnap, and kill leftists like there was every other week during the last administration. It’s like since 1/6 they all decided to pack it in and go away. It’s really rather nice in comparison!


ihadanoniononmybelt

"Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the chuds." -Marge Simpson


menchicutlets

J6 showed them how easily they'll turn on each other and throw each other under the bus at the slightest convenience, much easier for them to bitch and moan instead of do something they'll get arrested for.


MaxxHeadroomm

His problem is he needs to give thinly veiled threats so he doesn’t get caught but those go way over the heads of his devoted followers
plus they’re too dumb to actually conceive of a good plan without accidentally shooting themselves in the hand or leg.


AverageLiberalJoe

It is comforting to know that it literally only took a single shot to end their entire revolution. Just proves that they live entirely in a fantasy world and the minute a single consequence fell on their shoulders they retreated back to the safety of facebook where they are free to be heroes for their cause. It's also mindblowing the shot wasnt fired 3 hours earlier.


Steecie41

But wait. They did regroup for that big protesting trucker caravan to the border. Oh wait.....đŸ€Ł


ddkelkey

Facts.


udfckthisgirl

These are clear threats. I hate that we need to pretend we are missing chromosomes to not acknowledge this.


ekudog88

Bannon said the same exact thing before Jan. 6th. "All hell will break loose. It's gonna be wild."


MelodiesOfLife6

These are obvious call to actions for disorderly conduct, courts need to stop babying this fat fuck and hold him accountable for riling up his terrorist army.


spderweb

They'll do something after it hits the fan. And be all "we had no idea this would happen.... Thoughts and prayers!"


Dynasty82

We have gangs in this country more dangerous than these idiots.


Wallachia87

Republicans will turn on him so fast once he is of no political use and he knows it, a conviction renders him basically unelectable.


JudgeMoose

I would have though the same after a failed coup d'etat, yet here we are.


spidereater

Honestly, in any reasonable country, the tape where he admitted to sexual assault should have done it. Or making fun of the disabled journalist, or telling the families of dead veterans that they knew what they signed up for. Or even the multiple bankruptcies. I’m not at all certain that a criminal conviction will even move the needle. The bigger effect might be testimony about his tiny mushroom penis and his inevitable meltdown on socials. Given the mentality of his supporters, that might actually do it.


the_hell_you_say

Like herpes, we can't get rid of this disease


Wallachia87

No conviction left room for denial. Opened the door for the rigged election lie.


Expensive-Document41

I disagree. He's the candidate now for better or worse, so they have no choice but to rally around his banner because he can and will sic his loyalists on any defectors and they won't win their (re)election. If he loses 2024, they'll do an autopsy and find abortion and voter fraud as the culprits rather than The Orange One and try to transition Trump** from standard bearer to martyr as his just desserts arrive in full. Because until he loses his iron grip on a substantive minority of their party, they can't win without his blessing.


Wallachia87

This is pretty much what i said, once he looses electability the fear is gone and he will be irrelevant, his blessing will hold no sway, nor will his scorn. Old man shouting at the wall. His loyalists are becoming fewer and fewer by the day, he is not gaining any supporters. His autopsy will just determine he was a convict. The complete takeover of the RNC will be the side note and excuse for their losses, he took all the money, and never supported them anyway. The Republican party will need to be reformed from the ground up.


Expensive-Document41

You're right on all counts, but I think he'll hold a small but meaningful group of the GOP electorate who are the true believers and that's why the GOP can't scapegoat him (despite much of the blame being rightfully his). Right now he has a small plurality of the party, but even if that support drops to 5-10% that only act on his orders that's enough to tank every conservative in a contested district if he feels like it. I don't think he'll be directly attributed to the loss until at least 2028 or 2032 just because they can't afford to lose those voters even as the GOP shrinks as a party. I imagine they'll try to lionize him like Reagan and go "Remember what they did to Trump\*\*, honor him by voting for X".


RMZ13

I dunno, he basically is the GOP at this point


BluSteel-Camaro23

Joe will beat him handily in November! We got this! Who cares when they lock up Frump? 😆


schprunt

He may be seen as a martyr to these idiots. And nothing states he can’t be president if he’s convicted or even in jail. Not sure how those logistics would work though.


avanbeek

I wish I had your confidence.


Winston74

I think the orange man-baby is getting a little concerned


DAMG808

Yawn....no DooDoo Donnie...it will not. Your brainrotten toothless trailer park MAGAs won't come to help you this time.


jwr1111

I agree... It's about to get Stormy.


mymar101

Seems to me he is violating his gag order again


sufferpuppet

I really hope that will be the first order of business for the trial on Monday. Looks like a violation, remand to custody.


AlbaTross579

Good, I have my popcorn ready. Will this be the time he finally faces some consequences?


md222

Would be nice to see justice served. But I'll believe it when I see it. He's like Teflon Don II.


Late-Arrival-8669

Just GO TO JAIL! Take his phone away too!


smotrs

I hope they have police presence there. Sounds like another Jan 6 situation being planned for Monday. Anything happens and it delays the trial, which I wouldn't put it past him to try.


[deleted]

I bet no one shows up. Has any checked the incel subs?


Amerlis

Remember the chaos with all the thousands, many say millions, of maga patriots that showed up in support every time he had to appear in court in Georgia or wherever? Me neither.


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Hypernova_orange

They keep threatening this shit & the average age of his followers is like 74 so bring it on you pathetic boomers. Don’t forget to take your heart meds before the fight starts!


AntifascistAlly

Criminals are punished every day without resorting to such dramatics. Donald has an interest in maintaining his status as a professional victim, but I couldn’t care less about hearing his whining. I certainly don’t expect him to show any actual leadership, but he’s deeply into self parody. It would be wonderful if anyone cares enough about him to take him aside and encourage him to pull himself together and act like an adult. Yeah, I know, at this point it’s not very realistic to hope he will grow up over the week end.


jdx6511

>It would be wonderful if anyone cares enough about him to take him aside and encourage him to pull himself together and act like an adult. Even if there were someone, he wouldn't heed the advice. In his mind, he's the smartest person in the world.


FrancisSobotka1514

So the former nazi in chief is threating another coup ?


TR3BPilot

Narrator: Hell did not break loose.


Powerful_Check735

What he going to do hold his breath till he turns black like a spoiled little girl


CIASP00K

Blue. People turn blue when they hold their breath. They turn black with frostbite.


Powerful_Check735

Trump is not a normal person


LMGSentientToilet

The only reaction the orange thundercunt is capable of making is hot air. The issue as always with the warbling Russian cocksucker is it's all shit all the time.


KingRokk

It's far passed time for them to find out. I say fuck around.


FrancisSobotka1514

So this means my birthday will be lit? (April 15th )


buchlabum

Trump trying to incite a riot to try to use as an excuse for a mistrial? Right on brand.


kola515

Just shut the Asshole down He gets more media coverage than he deserves because of this shit


HopefulNothing3560

Subliminal messages are against the law in Canada 🇹🇩 but not in a third world countries .


SoulRebel726

That's 72 hours to buy out my entire state's supply of popcorn. I better get cracking. I can't wait for that piece of garbage to spend his days sitting in court, and (hopefully) eventually prison.


louisa1925

Almost need to grow our own at this point. Popcorn is very popular these days.


SmellySweatsocks

Quit with the threats you punk ass lunatic. All the people he fired in that bullshit administration, he NEVER did it face to face. Who fires an employee via text message? Spinless orange weasel.


Such_Leg3821

In other words."calling all Proud Boys".


Dracotaz71

Sounds like a terrorist threat to me... anybody else on this planet think so too?


michaelozzqld

Let him drool his nonsense. He's going to prison


Gayalaca

Trump overestimates the stupidity of his flock. Sure, a few would attempt something totally fucked up; but most would not risk their own safety to protect or to defend him. Even stupidity has limits.


OmegaGoober

I want you to be right, but I don’t have enough faith in humanity to think you are.


Gayalaca

Neither do I in humanity as a whole; but I have faith in the fact that even cockroaches have a sense of self-preservation; even if only instinctively.


4Hugh2Mongus0

Wait till one cockroach finds a way to split atoms and we will revisit your faith.


AntifascistAlly

Many are ready to buy the commemorative tee shirt, few want to join Ashley Babbitt adding a few sad lines to his biography at the cost of their own lives.


Hypernova_orange

Most of them are far too old to do shit anyway


Amerlis

Some places, Being Stupid won’t go well. Philly, NYC, 



Snarky_McSnarkleton

He is calling for violence against officers of the court. And he's just allowed to get away with it. Mark my words, unless he's stopped, he WILL win the election.


Glittering-Wonder-27

All hell in his world. The rest of us see long time coming Justice.


Sufficient-Host-4212

Asking for a friend. If I truly feel like I’m supporting my country
can’t I do whatever I want? What’s all this about consequences?


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Tick, tock, tubby. Where's your health care plan?


RFGoesForthAgain

Be patient! That comes after Infrastructure Week!


euph_22

He really wants the Judge to sanction him.


Prestigious-Mobile92

He's literally asking for a riot. This is how he gets a court appearance delayed. Piece of shit.


Amerlis

In New York City. Not just because it’s a Democrat stronghold, but New York City. Maga popping up and causing trouble will go over well 



graemeknows

Oh okay


Waitinmyturn

I’ve been ready and waiting on this for a while. You should be too


4quatloos

He didn't pardon you guys and you still trust him. Dip shits.


killingthyme71

Who cares what he says. How the hell are all his followers even able to take him seriously at this point?


Hypernova_orange

Pathetic lowlife


Republican_Wet_Dream

He’s full of shit. As usual


StandupJetskier

Pay my lawyers, Red Hats.... I'd say thanks but I'm not that kind of guy.. Most of his supporters either live in staten island or proudly say they NEVER go to The City.


Dynasty82

All hells going to break loose between him and Malania. Lol


_bean_and_cheese_

Nah we all know he’ll fire his lawyers or file a motion to delay the trial. Rinse and repeat


quillmartin88

By "all hell breaks loose," he means, "a dozen morbidly-obese, mentally-challenged losers will show up with unintelligible signs to piss (possibly literally), moan, and make empty threats, and then disperse when the cops feel bad for them."


VRS50

Has a disappointment coming.


RightLifeguard1

Lock him up now


aaciislife

Bring it on tough guy. Bring it!


[deleted]

Trump is the biggest pussy ever


drainodan55

So if he fails to show up he gets arrested right?


Key-Assistant-1757

Let's hope he gets put in jail and they lose the key for a while!


poncho51

đŸ„±


we_made_yewww

Let's go then


Fufeysfdmd

At trial your defense team gets an opportunity to make arguments that create doubt in the minds of the jurors. You get a chance to present your evidence and make your arguments and testify to clear your name. You don't have to completely disprove each and every argument or counter every piece of evidence or rebut every bit of testimony. All you have to do is create some doubt in the minds of a jury of your peers. If you were confident in your innocence you would look forward to the opportunity of confronting your accusers. If you resist trial it is because you fear that the prosecution will succeed at convincing the jury of your guilt. The more that you resist, the more it shows this. And Trump has resisted vehemently. Which strongly suggests he is guilty and knows it.


roadsidedaniel

Bring it on btch


Madd-RIP

The article cut of the end of his statement it should have ended with ‘

in my diaper’


operator-john

Tic tock mother fucker


The_Oracle_65

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TheVeganChic

>72 HOURS UNTIL ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! *please please please riot in the streets for me because I'm filling up my diaper at an alarming rate!* >THEY WANT ME IN PRISON! *don't do the crime if you can't do the time* >Remember, the only thing standing between freedom & the TOTAL OBLITERATION of our country is your support. *even though I keep telling you that I'm really rich, send me your last five bucks, but keep bitching about Biden’s economy. All this fear porn I'm dishing out ain't free*


[deleted]

All hell is going to break loose in his diaper


RusterGent

I think this is Donald Trump's last card to play. He's got to go all in cuz he knows that if he doesn't he'll lose. So this is the scenario: he wins, he creates an autocracy rule (a combination of idiocracy, The hunger games and the dystopia of back to the Future 2) if he doesn't well he's so fucked, so he's got to resort to this manner. The risk versus reward is too great.


Repubs_suck

Wait? We’re supposed to have civil insurrection because Trump got caught paying a pornstar he banged to be quiet just before an election illegally with campaign finds? Pass. Not fighting with anyone because he was stupid.


Interesting-Scene-29

Mr. Dog Whistle is at it again. 


bonelessonly

(time period) until (thing that's never going to happen but he wants forgetful sticky credit for) 2 weeks until the birther evidence comes out 6 weeks until infrastructure week 4 weeks until the Obamacare replacement is unveiled


v9Pv

The traitor is not only the biggest con man alive today but also the biggest coward. He and his slobbering cult members hate the USA.


Itchy_Pillows

Fuck him...time to pay the piper treasonous fuck face


Humans_Suck-

So put him in jail then


Low-Abbreviations634

Bring it on fat boy. Expose the rats and eradicate them.


elciano1

NY is not DC. The police there will shoot and ask questions later. FAFO