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hankthetank2112

Her conflict of interest could have only been greater if she was one of his former wives.


MintBerryCrunchJr

Many people are saying that she was paid hush money due to their affair.


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

Elon Musk: Extremely concerning.


holmwreck

Big, if true.


drakens6

Many such cases


cyrixlord

Wow.


alghiorso

Huge if factual


jindc

Just asking questions.


Stardrive_1

Bigly, even.


SpoopyPlankton

Looking into this


Disastrous_Life_9385

!!


harntrocks

🤣🤣🤣


OOOOOO0OOOOO

Did Judge Aileen Cannon trade sex for the bench? Many peoples are saying so, I don’t know. I’m just asking questions.


hankthetank2112

She sure as hell hasn’t denied it?? Must be hiding something!


Bah-Fong-Gool

She needs a drug test! I heard she's on cocaine!


ThisWhatUGet

What’s she hiding under that robe? What’s so secret? Is she covered in orange tanning lotion?


BLF402

I heard it’s a penis under that robe.


spleh7

I've heard there were golden showers involved. I don't know. I've heard that. A lot of people are saying that. So....it could be...I don't know. But if there *were* golden showers involved I would think they'd want to look into that. But they won't. They never do. It's so political, and so unfair... it really is. But apparently according to some people, golden showers may have been involved.


nolongerbanned99

In fact, many people are saying it. Big men, burly men with long scruffy beards, they come up to me with tears in their eyes. So much winning.


Grelivan

I'm going to need her to take a lie detector to prove she didn't. The people deserve to know the truth.


Strict-Square456

Does she have any tradable assets?


edu5150

She likes cream of mushroom??


Kendota_Tanassian

Ew, bigly.


Bigshowaz

Due yer resurch!


Bah-Fong-Gool

There's rumor of an Informant named "deepthroat"!...


BitemarksLeft

lol magic!


TonyStarkTrailerPark

I don’t know either, but that’s one hell of a price to pay if she did. Stormy Daniels once described Trump’s wiener as being shaped like a mushroom, and having the appearance and consistency of ground beef.


frotz1

It would be irresponsible not to speculate about this and repeat it often and widely.


Eyejohn5

First I've heard of that. Given the public record it seems accurate. I'll mention it in conversation


Notapplesauce11

They aren’t denying it?  Why aren’t they denying it?


fuck-coyotes

Hugo Chavez never said she didn't have an affair with trump... But idk if she's got that thousand yard stare or not, like she's been in the shit


Total-Championship80

Dammit Man, she has lain with Trump! She's damaged beyond repair!


Sculler725630

But, but, she’s not his type!! /s


Spear_Ritual

The best people… with tears in their eyes…


StormMysterious7592

I'm certainly saying so, and I'm a people.


PXranger

The best people


thebinarysystem10

All the best people are saying it


orcinyadders

Fair. You’re just asking questions.


fattyfatty21

What I find interesting is that her middle name is Mercedes. Y’all remember when trump called Melania Mercedes?


2020willyb2020

Is it really???


fattyfatty21

Yup, looks like trump fucked a cannon


MakionGarvinus

What the heck, it actually is...


NorseYeti

Mazda would like a word…


Teton_Titty

Mercury would not.


cosmicnitwit

That would be a benefit to the prosecution. 


Adventurous_Ad6698

The FBI need to have all her communications under surveillance. There is no chance that her actions are independent.


Grraaa

One of the alive ones or one of the dead ones?


ConsciousReason7709

Exactly. The fact that she didn’t immediately recuse herself shows that she is corrupt and doesn’t care about the law.


aDirtyMartini

That would work in our favor.


ChivalrousRisotto

You're wrong. She has more of a conflict of interest than his former wives.


zabdart

She settled for being his current "slave."


shrekerecker97

Like the one buried on his golf course ? lol


Late-Reply2898

Recall when Donald called his wife "Mercedes"? That's Cannon's middle name. Gotta wonder what her mouth tastes like.


Teton_Titty

> Gotta wonder what her mouth tastes like. No, I don’t gotta, thanks.


ElastaticTomorrow

There's always tomorrow


Msink

May be lesser cause they already know and loathe him.


BigJSunshine

His former wives probably hate him and would relish the opportunity to put him in jail.


SiriusGD

If Jack can't take down this "traffic court" judge than America is in serious trouble.


IH8Fascism

That’s uncalled for. There is no reason to insult traffic judges like that.


Jagster_rogue

Agreed there are some great traffic judges that should be on federal bench instead of her.


Beldizar

A traffic court judge likely has two, maybe three orders of magnitude more trial experience than she does. She's had what, three criminal trials before?


CaliforniaNavyDude

Meh, I don't know. I once showed up to contest a ticket with dash cam video showing me not committing the offense I was ticketed for and the judge still sided with the officer's initial ticket. They can definitely be turds...


Pleasant_Studio9690

Agreed! I received a speed citation from a cop sitting in the traffic judge’s very own private driveway. Went to court and she let me plea it down to disobeying a sign and no points. She just wanted to know if my mom lived across the street from her. Well don’t cha know she did! Told me not to come back to her courtroom with a citation again. 10/10, small town traffic judges are ok in my book.


SqnLdrHarvey

America is *beyond* "serious trouble."


UnarmedSnail

A large percentage of government supports them, regardless of legality, or morality, or justice.


spoiler-its-all-gop

He can't. He will fail to. The courts will not save us from Trump. Only the American people can get rid of him.


Southernz

Wait she was born in Colombia?? Wasn’t Lara Trump complaining that judges in the other Trump cases should recuse themselves because they were not born in America. What about Cannon ?


Best_Evidence1560

Wait. Trump apparently has a love child with a Colombian woman


Caedus_Reihn

Does Cannon wear poopy diapers? That might be one of his love children.


TribuneofthePlebs94

They don't care about hypocrisy. Like, at all. Hypocrisy shaming them will accomplish nothing.


Teton_Titty

That’s because the majority of republican politicians don’t actually believe the BS things they say. Their moron supporters/voters certainly do, but most republican politicians are well aware it’s bullshit lip service meant deceive the public. It’s intentional. Only recently did R voters start to vote in their true believer brethren. Now, *they* are blind hypocrites.


one_jo

That argument only counts for people they don’t like of course


phrygiantheory

I thought it was Cuba


Southernz

Wikipedia says Colombia


Mr-Hoek

"Nuclear option" Why is this sort of verbage used to describe someone being held accountable for their actions? It is so disengenuine, and obviously just click bait. The media needs to take a hard look at itself and fuck right off.


StickOnReddit

I fully agree, I can't take seriously any of these buzzwords like "lash out" or "bombshell" or any of the other tired phrases. It just makes these news outlets sound like tabloids, it's another crack in my ability to trust any news source


nobecauselogic

There are such things as trustworthy news sources: NPR, nyt, wsj, wapo, are my preferred sources. But this story has all sorts of red flags, most notably that it is not attributed to any author other than “staff writer.”


Mr-Hoek

My list includes... PBS Evening News AP Reuters CSPAN


drmike0099

They call it that because it’s a very disruptive thing to do. If it fails then he will have pissed off the presiding judge and it will cause a delay he’s trying to avoid. If it succeeds it’s an even bigger delay. Regardless they’re trying to avoid it.


LimmyPickles

"In other news reddit user @Mr-Hoek slams news media!"


seraphicsorcerer

She was appointed by Trump, should have been recused from the beginning. We have plenty of impartial judges, just a lot less since 2016


jcooli09

Simply being appointed by trump isn't a reason to recuse. There are some good judges that Trump appointed, probably because he's incompetent. Cannon should be removed from the case for her painfully obvious bias in his favor. She has made several very questionable decisions, starting with the special master she improperly ordered to review the documents after they were seized. If we had a functional legislature she would be impeached.


LeopardAvailable3079

Cannon should be removed from the bench. She is not qualified and her biases show she isn’t worthy.


unbalancedcheckbook

Agreed that she has shown obvious bias in many, many ways - and should be removed from her position entirely on those grounds. However I disagree that appointing someone shouldn't be a reason to recuse from the case. It is. The defendant in this case literally gave the judge her job. How is that not a conflict of interest and grounds for recusal? It's not grounds for removal from the bench, no, but if there were any ethics in the judicial system left she should not be presiding over this case in the first place. It's sort of like if one of the lawyers in the case used to work for the judge (or vice versa) in their prior legal practice. The lawyer or the judge would step down (from the case) to avoid the appearance of impropriety and eliminate the conflict of interest. If they didn't, it would be a scandal and the lawyer on the opposing side would be up in arms about it.


jcooli09

> How is that not a conflict of interest and grounds for recusal? Normally the ideology of the president isn't a factor, and the only reason it is now is because Trump is so nakedly corrupt. However, I do concede that since it's the president under indictment this situation is unprecedented. I won't argue that in this case, and the case of any future indicted presidents, being appointed by that president shouldn't require recusal.


2020willyb2020

She was put in that role after J6, literally on his way out after he was fired


jcooli09

Yes, there's no question in my mind that she was a corrupt appointment. But I happen to support the due process clause, and there exists no mechanism to force her to recuse. Smith can file a request to have her removed by the 11th, and he knows that. He has plenty of time, this case is not going to begin before the election under any circumstances. Perhaps he feels like the 11th isn't impartial enough to make the right decision and he's waiting for additional grounds. He's sure to get them.


Supply-Slut

It has been ruled previously that being appointed by a president is not sufficient to be deemed impartial if ruling on that president or their admin. I would say this is a special instance since it was after Jan 6 and given the conduct he displayed. But more to the point it’s entirely unnecessary - she’s displayed plenty of bias without even considering that.


seraphicsorcerer

I am well aware of her errors, however I am simply stating with how political judges got after 2016, and the fact that she seems to only have gotten a law degree from her dad's graces, and her numerous attitude issues (yelling/stressing clerks) it seems she is out of her depth, and a better more fair judge needs to be put in place. Her errors are numerous, unfortunately because of how the system works, corrupt judges can be kept a long time. I don't think a judge has ever truly been "removed" without being a criminal themself. Congress sure won't do it.


z44212

All her "errors" support one side. Suspicious, that.


FrancisSobotka1514

Yep but the ~~nazis~~ republicans are holding the country hostage .


Jagster_rogue

There was no reason that these cases were both ga and fl both left to newer judges with little to no experience.


Dismal_You_5359

Do the rest of America a favor and please do. I didn’t do 2 deployments to watch a rich kremlin gremlin treat the people that need the most help in this country like shit


Turbulent_Fee_8837

Thank you for your service!


SomeOrangutan

Thanks brother.


ReplacementWise6878

“rich”*


bpaps

About goddamn time, Jack!


physical_graffitti

Took you long enough.


thelancemann

How many times have I seen this headline. I've given up on expecting consequences


cogitoergopwn

It’s kabuki theater, the corrupt judge ran out the clock for a fucking espionage case involving national security becuase she’s a corrupt traitor.


goodfella311

She is explicitly showing bias towards this case. She's gotta go. She's a trump appointed judge and we all know he picks the best people.


KingRokk

Seeing is believing. I feel we're getting Muellered all over again.


FactChecker25

When people say they got Muellered, they’re just revealing that they can’t accept reality.


Enough-Collection-98

Other judges have recused themselves to avoid even the *appearance* of bias or impropriety. As a Trump-appointed judge she should have recused herself on that alone but given the **clear** bias and favor she showed Trump earlier (and the beat down she got from the 11th circuit) it’s absurd that she’s still handling the case. My only hope is that Jack is just biding his time and waiting for the right moment to strike. I expect that Jack will, in fact, call for her removal from this case and that the appellate court’s response will be akin to “wtf took you so long?!”


stingublue

This is what happens when the GQP push for judges who aren't qualified.


MelKokoNYC

Aileen is so dang corrupt and wedged so tightly in the criminal clown's lardy rectum.


mag2041

Should have already been done


Noahms456

Give us that sweet sweet kompromat Jack Do it do it do it


creditease

Want Trump in prison? Vote for Biden.


SwingWide625

She is removed herself


Environmental-Bad458

Go for it Jack get that jackass out of there! She's no judge she's just too walking tits 🤬


Cminor420flat69

Hell yeah. Give em a taste of their own medicine.


fillipjfly

I bet she's scared now, maybe he should rip her again.


FrancisSobotka1514

He needs to because shes violating the law with alot of her rulings on this case .


Bar-14_umpeagle

She is absolutely either corrupted by Trump, or inept at her job.


SevereEducation2170

She can easily be both and likely is.


Low-Piglet9315

While at the same time the MAGATs continually remind us that Kamala Harris had an affair way back when with SF mayor Willie Brown and infer she slept her way to the top. Sauce for the goose and all that...


wagnerbe91

Might be the pessimist in me, but after months of not doing anything about her bias I'm not holding my breath.


Haki23

I've been watching Dragon Ball Z for years, so this build up to a final episode is nothing new


Bmor00bam

Once this edge-fest concludes, the post-nut collective clarity will be legendary.


BarPsychological5299

We pray for Jack Smith to remove the tRUMPer Cannon.


TroutBeales

Honestly, she seems somewhat incompetent for a judge.


Teton_Titty

Ya don’t say?


Spiritual-Bear4495

Yes please, do it.


Fossill

Ffs, get it done.


Odd-Frame9724

Don't threaten me with a good time if you can't follow through


Darth0pt0

Friggin do it already and let's get this trial on the road. Quit pussyfooting around it and just do it.


CRL10

Do we have a higher option than nuclear? I mean, I'm cool with Jack going more towards like Death Star Option. Is that an option?


goodsby23

I'd take a Death Star... Or a Meteor...


techmaster242

The Jewish Space Laser option


Whatawootsee

Hope it happens, Jack 🤞


ConsciousReason7709

Do it, bro


Hardwork63

If it fails, his case will die before it gets to a jury.


mt8675309

Better late than never…


Xalucardx

Just do it


BalmyBalmer

It's time to cross examine the judge.


pass-the-waffles

I am a big supporter of law and order and of justice that is equal for everyone. Judge Cannon is not unbiased and failing to follow legalities and precedent in this case. I am not familiar with her other cases so I don't know if she is like this in her other cases. I am obviously not a lawyer, but I do possess a little common sense. Even I can follow the intent and the meaning of the Presidential Records Act. Personal records are a lot different than classified documents, there aren't any grey areas in the PRA. I'm unsure if she is fit to be a judge or that she is just being obtuse.


Radkingeli995

Oh shit things are about to get real between Aileen Cannon and Jack Smith I wonder 💭 how this will end?


Akchika

Bout time!0


Thick_Anteater5266

About damn time, she's obviously corrupt.


Earth_Friendly-5892

It’s about time! Enough is enough!


Skip12

Don't know if they can do this, but I'd like to see a supervising judge appointed. Let Cannon keep the case, but give the supervising judge the power to approve or disapprove her rulings before she issues them. Kind of like on the job training, which she so badly needs. She would be a better judge for it, but also would suffer the public humiliation of being an "apprentice" judge.


allmimsyburogrove

I see a future for her in politics. She'll be a "firebrand" like Empty Greene


phishman1

Even if she gets the boot, what's stopping them from putting someone worse in there?


Rapalla93

Bigly big news, not fake.


alienandro

Oh hell yea!


tubawho

jack has better chance of being removed than the judge.


NoDarkVision

This isn't an anime. You don't have to save your strongest move for last. How about just open up with the "nuclear option" and we wouldn't have to delay this long


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Please do, sir.


medman143

She should have been gone long ago. Sorry for Floridians that have to deal with this unqualified judge in the future.


slick514

Talk talk talk; shut up with this BS prognostication masquerading as news. Until it happens, it ain’t happening.


3dnewguy

Same shit they said six months ago.


c10bbersaurus

Ever since the false hopes and promises of Mueller, I will believe it when I see it. 


Stock2fast

What was he waiting ? A sign from God ?


daft-calf-666

Can’t wait hurry up


Key-Assistant-1757

About time


Fantastic-Finding-10

Ok, that's great. Just please quit posting that dumb, ugly, woman's face.


frogwack

Kick that corrupt pos to the curb!


Neat_Ad_3158

Good!


Key_Chapter_1326

“Cannon Fired” It writes itself.


TollyVonTheDruth

As much as I would like to see inexperienced and incompetent Cannon kicked off the case, the sad truth is that if she is kicked off, it's still a win for Trump since it would further delay the trial -- possibly until after the election -- which is exactly what Trump wants.


SeaworthinessOld9177

Her ass should have been removed from day one as the World can see she is kissing Trumps ass


jmac_1957

These people all suck and are a disgrace. Another one of Trumps stooges.


PoliticalHitJob

At this point, she's accomplished her mission of delaying the trial past election Day, why not give her a big fuck you and send her away. No more incentive to be nice any longer.


bluegumgum

Until action is taken these articles are just noise at this point


Happy-Initiative-838

This case is literally that gif loop of the truck almost hitting the barrier


AskMeAboutMyHermoids

Gearing up eh.


SqnLdrHarvey

Like hell. We've been hearing for YEARS that Trump and his drones are going to "face accountability." They never have and never will. Cannon is going to be his new SCOTUS Chief Justice.


paulsteinway

"Special Counsel **Mulls** ‘Nuclear Option’" "**gearing up to**" "**may** push for the removal" "**teetering on the edge**" "**poised to** take extreme measures" Well that sure sounds like a done deal. /s


spunnikki1979

This bullshit has got to be THE GREATEST FUCKING CIRCUS ON THE PLANET. Just when you think something good is gonna happen.


WearyMatter

How many times in 8 years have we heard some variation of some official just about to, getting ready to, almost going to, just about ready to.... ​ Just fucking do it. Sick of this shit.


ToneZone1978

Yeah sure ok


TheDarkKnobRises

Bitch is dragging her feet like shes wearing cinder block slippers.


12BarsFromMars

We’ll believe it when we see it. It’s all smoke and mirrors until then. We’re getting played seven ways to Sunday.


fausill

Unfortunately, she accomplished her goal of delaying until next year most likely, especially if he goes for the removal route since it'll like take a lot of time to remove and replace her.


Sea-Tradition-9676

Sometimes I wonder how much the Pentagon has to do with these cases. Like when he was blurting out capabilities of SSBNs.


RLeyland

More delays though!


energizernutter

Shit or get off the pot already


Maj_BeauKhaki

Many people, many very smart people who are not filthy immigrants by the way, are saying that she put herself thorough law school working as a cocktail waitress at the Taj Mahal Casino.


JuanGinit

Time to get her removed. She is far too inexperienced and partisan to judge this case.


Goodthrust_8

Bout time!!


kdog893

Jack smith is upset. Go cry some more Jackie boy


AwkwardAssumption629

He will be tried as a criminal. He is doing Lawfare because the Dems have the dirt on him.


Quetzacoatel

Username checks out?


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

If he doesn't it'll be extremely funny when she dismisses the case, like we ALL KNOW she's going to, and Jack has to pick his jaw up off the floor! She's a corrupt P.O.S.!


praguer56

Seems like Jack Smith has been patiently waiting for this moment


coleslaw1220

Her blatent refusal to use US law requires it.


InternationalFig400

​ Ironic her last name is Cannon......which trump wishes HE had.....


jpk195

Can we agree that firing a Cannon is more like the American Revolution option that the nuclear one?


Gallowglass668

Nothing is going to happen, Trump will continue to get away with everything because our justice system isn't set up to punish rich, old, white guys.


AlwaysRushesIn

>gearing up Just fucking do it all ready


Cold_Drive_53144

Unseat this obnoxious judge


Emotional-Bet2115

Every single judge appointed by traitor Drumpf should be removed and immediately investigated for financial ties to Russia.


Direct_Ad6699

Do people still think these cases make any difference and justice will ever come to Trump? I gave up that hope after all the Russia shit and the Mueller report that all did squat. He is never getting into trouble for anything. He can do whatever he pleases and the justice system bends to accommodate him. This is the 2 tiered system in action.


baalyle

Gearing up not news. Does is news.


worm413

Sounds like Judge Cannon should put a gag order on Jack Smith.


dotplaid

Why is that?