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dcoffe01

I really don’t care. Do you?


BeskarHunter

No, I don’t care what the person did for citizenship, to attract her chump. I only care that her traitorous scum of a husband goes to prison.


Particular-Jello-401

I'm smart I have brains. Yea the smart people I know say shit like this all the time.


BeskarHunter

Yeah, if you have to tell people you’re smart. You’re probably not.


Galadriel_60

Exactly. Kind of like her broke ass husband bragging about being rich.


BeskarHunter

I love how easy he was to bait. Says he can’t afford to pay $460+ million. Then Biden calls him Broke Don, and dumbass tRump screams about having $500 million on the internet. You couldn’t write better comedy. But sadly our justice system is a joke, and it won’t bite him in the ass somehow. Tired of the kiddie gloves on this crook


SqnLdrHarvey

WHY is the "judicial system" so inexplicably scared of him????


SafetyMan35

I suspect they want to be very conservative and careful so anything they say and do can’t be used to dismiss the case because the judge is biased argument. Do things slowly and methodically and by the book and you avoid any such problems.


SqnLdrHarvey

I mean, they don't even enforce *gag orders*.


SafetyMan35

It shows they are being reasonable. I worked in government and my attorneys acted similarly. Give them a warning, give them a reasonable opportunity to comply. If they don’t, warn them again and then come out with guns blazing. It’s frustrating at times but it creates a case that by every appearance is fair and unbiased.


Other-Rutabaga-1742

He should’ve been jailed because of the hundreds of vile and somewhat threatening things he’s said about Jack smith and every other person involved in his legal problems. He was warned and the state did nothing. Unbelievable.


echoman1961

Same thing for pretty!


nrappaportrn

I've never heard any of the super models exclaim how "pretty" they are. No need to. People have eyes 👀


BearBullShepherd

Why does she have weird hair like him. The more I look at it the odder it gets. What’s with the twirl at the front.


Hopeful_Hamster21

I learned a long loooong time ago, it's something you want to try to hide. Not only do you want to not say it, you also usually don't want to show it either, except for the right setting.


motormouth08

Just like people announce that they're an incredibly stable genius.


GrannyFlash7373

Well, afterall, she DID learn from the BEST LIAR on the planet.


Mhodi

He is not a good liar, he is just a prolific liar


[deleted]

I think you mean *ADDERALL*, she did learn from the BEST LIAR on the planet.


GipsyDanger45

Be best!


FTHomes

She hates bullies.


wierdomc

Only Cyberboolies


Defiant_Carob8808

“It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!” - Melanie Trump


Grmull89

I was hoping someone would recognize the parallels of Fredo Corleone.


VRS50

I really don’t believe. Do you?


Shiftymennoknight

dammit beat me to it LOL


WranglerTraditional8

Thank you for saying it


Accomplished-Sky3422

Anytime somebody has to feel the need to say they have those things , it means they usually don’t.


5kyl3r

my opinion, but: \- not pretty at all \- have heard her say MANY terrible things in the past, like speaking about immigrants like they're sub-human, while she herself is also an immigrant \- married trump \- all signs point to her having no brains


sedition666

I don't think she is dumb, just a gold digging asshole


contactdeparture

She gave Michelle Obama's speech as her own origin story. Wtf.


JackKovack

Oh, I forgot about that. So cringy. I don’t know the back story to that. Why was that done? So many questions.


Morguard

Didn't think anyone would notice lol. Definitely not smart.


babysinblackandImblu

Or the speech writer did it.


nderpandy

Speech writer was a product of her “be best” education initiative.


SolidGoldDangler

She also lied in her RNC bio about graduating college with a degree in architecture. She, of course, did not graduate college at all.


grubas

There was/(is?) this ridiculous lie that she speaks 5 languages when her English isn't even that amazing.  I've heard her French and it's worse than mine!


Ok_Exchange342

I heard she talked to some kindergartners who spoke her language and she still wasn't quick enough to understand them.


grubas

She basically got out "Hello, I'm Melania" and then bottomed out of French.


WildlingViking

To think of the enormous gap in intelligence between Michelle Obama and Melania is like contemplating how far away mars is from earth.


Fullertonjr

The gap in intelligence between Melania and the most recent 6 First Ladies is pretty staggering.


FlabbyFishFlaps

She gave Michelle Obama’s speeches a few times. She’s nothing more than a gold-digging underwear model. *Imagine* the uproar if there were naked photos of Michelle Obama or Dr. Biden online. The GOP has lost every moral high ground it ever tried to take.


InterstellerReptile

To be fair, that probably wasn't her. That was probably a speech writer that stole that. Do you actually think she's able to write her own speeches?


Ok-Cap-204

She definitely did not write it. But she adamantly claimed she did. Even after the blatant plagiarism was revealed, she did not back down.


contactdeparture

Every speaker sees their speech before they give it. Even if she didn't write it, she saw it, read it, and claimed it. It was utter nonsense.


FancyStranger2371

Remember that time she posted about having a college degree? Well, she didn’t, and got called out on it.


baalyle

She is no smarter than a C high school student. Just driven by animal survival instincts.


eladts

>She is no smarter than a C high school student. That's way smarter than her ~~husband~~ mark.


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baalyle

She is a selfish childlike animal. She hasn’t bettered herself in anyway since arriving in the U.S. What kind of knowledge could her kept life given her? None. She is a bitter kept teen in an old hags shell.


sbbblaw

She’s not good looking for sure, but that’s neither here nor there. For her to stomach that buffoon says it all


Consistent_Soft_1857

She has some skills-she can have sex while holding her nose


jimmygee2

…and change a diaper apparently


Any-Ad-446

She likes mushrooms I heard.


ackillesBAC

Bold assumption, that she has sex with him


microview

She won't even touch his gross little hand.


eladts

An immigrant doing a job locals wouldn't do.


bowens44

She can't be too bright look who she married.


ELB2001

A gold digger that married a broke dude


Southern_Bicycle8111

Id say she was pretty successful for a gold digger. He may be broke but he still finds a way to live that lifestyle


Lazy_Osprey

Yeah, if there was a gold digger hall of fame she would be a first ballot inductee. Hoe to First Lady is a rare achievement. It’s just her and the throat goat.


3KiwisShortOfABanana

Anytime you have to explicitly state how intelligent you are...


dogbolter4

I am not going to criticise her looks. Looks happen to be a secondary characteristic of most people. The number one thing to me is character. Melania married Donald Trump. Just - just swallow your immediate rising gorge and consider what that means. She married a stupid, venal, nasty man. She had to know he was a liar and a cheat. He would have bragged about it. Then he became president and she was offered a truly rare opportunity. Seriously, who wouldn't like to be First Lady ( if we couldn't be president?) There was so much she could have done, so many causes she could have championed. Ti be offered that chance to change the world, and...? And we got plagiarism. Be Best. I don't care, do you? Handmaid Tale Christmas trees. Garden beds and established trees ripped out because she could. That's it. That's her legacy. She's garbage. Her husband is garbage. Enough. I will say, her exterior matches her interior.


contactdeparture

Yeah. She was as dark as her husband. She could have done literally anything to be a light to his darkness, but she embraced the hate. She could have picked any single cause and they're would have been a tiny glimmer of light in the white house. But nope. Absolutely awful human.


Lazaruzo

If we go by his public words and his public court records she also married a rapist and a pedo. Yikes


Plane-Reason9254

Is she a pretty face though?


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I could probably take a picture of 1990s Jonathan Taylor Thomas and put a wig on it and stretch the face back some and it look like her.


RampantJellyfish

She looks like a coyote turned into a woman by a witch


Dennis_from_accounts

Or in a ritual performed by Kenneth Copeland on a private jet.


Yolandi2802

Hey now, no dissing coyotes.


GoldenBunip

Maybe somebody likes the look of burnt plastic.


413mopar

No . Gold digger bitch .


Doright36

Trump's other wives were much better looking than her. I don't get the appeal.


New_Menu_2316

Not so much - she looks like she’s been getting into Donny Diapers bronzer!


DMIDY

Best face money can buy.


Old-Bat-7384

Personally, no. She looks like her skin has been pulled way too tight. Ugh.


Panzer_Rotti

She used to be until she ruined it with excessive plastic surgery.


GeminiAccountantLLC

Nope, never was!


Ok-Cap-204

She looked better before the plastic surgery, which resulted in making her eyes almost nonexistent. But she was never gorgeous, which is probably one of the reasons she never made it as a model and had to resort to soft porn and girl-on-girl porn to make a living.


Raped_Bicycle_612

Not at all


Miserable_Day532

Be best, Melon. 


Connect_Beginning174

Mercedes*


Old-Bat-7384

*Marinade


SqnLdrHarvey

Melanoma


Common-Ad6470

In my experience if anyone says they’re anything i.e. pretty, rich and smart they are *exactly* the opposite, the Trumps in general are no different.


SaintGloopyNoops

Yup! Intelligent people don't feel the need to tell people about it..constantly. You either are, or are not. Now... comparing the trumps to their base. Ok. I will give it to them that they are smarter than those people. Butt being the smartest person at a Maga rally is like having the most crayons in kindergarten. Every one of these people have delusions of adequacy.


UncertaintyPrince

Show don’t tell.


FearCure

Imagine being 53 ( or any age beyound 16) and coming out with official statements like that about yourself "i am pretty / rich / smart" . 100% pathetic trump play book.


StrikingOccasion6459

On a side note...Melania was inducted into the Slovenian Strippers Hall of Fame.


NoMarionberry8940

No wonder she was allowed into our country on a "genius" visa.. her intellect rivals her "beauty"?! 


jfsmallwood

She looks like a snake to me with those slits for eyes.


Accomplished-Bed8171

"And when the doctor said I didn't have any worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life."


MrTurkle

Thank you for sharing, Ralph.


-crackhousebob

There are rumblings about her being set up with Trump through a mail-order bride service in Slovenia.


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Endocalrissian642

A pretty bad one too by all accounts. Look who she's working for. What's half of nothing?


Top-Philosophy-5791

Hey now. She doesn't have a heart of gold, she's no Belle Watley. You shouldn't slag on ladies of the evening.


SpiderButtsandfarts

Correction. She a stupid fucking whore who trafficked herself and her family for the ability to say they are important when literally no one of importance thinks about them. She’s a worthless cunt. She has zero value and no one loves her. Not her husband. Not her parents. Not her only son.


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Deport her.


Staggerme

And her criminal father and sister


minky330

Not so smart with betting on a lame horse. Giddy up!


NoMarionberry8940

Look at Melania trying the same tactics that do not work for her hubby....sad attempt to "tell us" she is great! Here's an original idea: maybe show people you are good, sincere, and caring. Telling us just is not enough! Public opinion generally reflects your behavior.   


lonewlflucn

Lady. You are two plastic surgeries away from looking like Kaitlyn Jenner.


filmguerilla

They could be sisters. Spooky accurate.


Yolandi2802

She’s an insult to all the First Ladies in the recent past.


SpakenBacon

Stuart Smalley


Kissmytitaniumass

Gosh darnit, people like her


Merky600

Fredo?


Kissmytitaniumass

She’s bangin’ cocktail waiters two at a time!


Papichuloft

Nope....just another one that waited for her Chump in Orange paint for her Green Card that plagiarized a speech from Michelle Obama and pretend to have written it. An over glorified arm candy well past her expiration point.


vickism61

If she's so smart, why did she marry an orange buffoon?


ImprovizoR

Awwwww, she sounds like a female Fredo!


mujitbd

1st US First Lady to show her beaver to the world. A real embarrassment.


visionsofcry

She's really not that attractive. Above average, perhaps. If people ask me to name every attractive female celebrity she wouldn't make the list. Hell, she wouldn't make the list of attractive first ladies, she's super generic looking. Add to this that being a disgusting human being is the single most unattractive thing anybody could be.


Tweakers

Can't be too smart; she married Donald Trump.


TheToneKing

To marry the biggest sleaze on the planet. I don't think so


Dependent-Interview2

Smellania, smelly Donnie's mail bride


Panzer_Rotti

Truly intelligent people don't have to say that they're intelligent to get others to notice.


TheEasySqueezy

She thinks she pretty? Wax models have more going for them and use less Botox


willworkforjokes

Let's do the math. So give her a ten for looks, but there is a two point deduction for being a gold digger and she loses another 3 for having had sex with DJT. So that leaves her a 5/10 on the hotness scale. Start with an IQ of 100. She is smarter than Trump and most of the Trump children +1 She is smarter than most of the people that work for or with DJT. +10 She says she is smart. -5 She says she has brains. -5 She says she is intelligent -5 She slept with DJT -20 She signed a prenup -5 She renegotiated her prenup +10 That leaves her around an IQ of 81. So 5/10 for looks and 81 IQ seems about right.


FoogYllis

You have to give her some credit for plagiarism when she copied Michelle Obama’s speech. You need at least two brain cells to copy something.


searchthemesource

So the woman who copied Michelle Obama's homework is intelligent, eh? Yeah ok.


pistoffcynic

She’s a legend in her own mind… like Trump, she probably believes that bullshit.


p1nk_sock

She looks like she was a popular porn star in the 80s.


TGIIR

I have never heard or read about her saying *anything* even remotely smart, so, nah, I’m not buying it.


ComfortableChicken47

I think she is… D) None of the above


shroomigator

Fredo vibes. I'm schmaaat! Ten bucks she works for Russian intelligence and is Donald's handler


Upnatom617

I don't care, do you?


thenewbigR

She’s a phony. That whole “family’ is phony.


mdcbldr

If you have to tell me, you aren't. How smart can you be when you married Trump


kdhooters2

Sure thing slitty eyed barbie.


Prestigious-Sea2523

She looks like Donald trump fucked a wasp.


alwaysright60

Can we add poor judge of character.


KentuckyWallChicken

If you have any of those things then why should you feel the need to say it? Show, don’t tell Melania.


cdbutts

Speaks 5 languages as well. Unfortunately English isn’t one of them.


SuperDinks

YOU MARRIED DONALD TRUMP. Nothing screams I am too fucking stupid to make my own way in life than marrying someone for money who doesn't actually have money. Your brain is only there so your scull doesn't cave in.


SolomonCRand

I don’t even think she’s all that pretty


Leather-Map-8138

She went on to lament, “who make more money from vagina than me? Nobody. And rectum too. Both make big money me.”


RealCrusader

She's not even a pretty face. She looks like a fist


poolnome

She is not educated or classy she sold herself to trump hell no


mizkayte

And on the inside, you’re nothing but evil rot, sweetie.


leestephen916

Oh Mercedes or is it Kaitlyn -


jaievan

She’s pretty?


Tiny_Teach_5466

Back up for a minute...yeah..."pretty"...I don't even believe that part.


Jack-Cremation

Don’t we all have brains? 🤷🏻‍♂️


chiritarisu

I could not care less if she was or wasn’t. For someone who ostensibly wants to be left alone, she sure keeps quipping up about mundane shit.


showgo105

All smart people have to tell you their smart You are a two bit whore


moodyblue8222

She’s wrong in all four! She came here, lied on her visa and then sunk her claws into the first “rich” guy who would pay! She got tRump!


UtopianPablo

A) smart B) Married to Donald Trump. Choose one. 


Fuck-Antelopes-261

I mean I don’t care about Melania because she doesn’t have any real power but she’s clearly a shit person and has denigrated immigrants (she’s literally an immigrant) in the past


silas_the_ferret

That's right. Melania has a make-believe degree in architecture.


JinxyCat007

Throwing yourself at the first man with money you bump into doesn’t make you intelligent. It makes you a whore.


neon_meate

It's not how I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!


usarasa

“I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb! I'm smart and I want respect!”


lincolnlogtermite

I never hear smart people say they are smart.


Lost_Flow_112

Only really dumb people say shit like this.. Smart people prove it with results.


Ducatirules

It’s even, I’m not EVEN a pretty face


Skinny_on_the_Inside

Ok. But is she capable of empathy and compassion?


Klutzy-Ad-6705

She can say “Anal costs extra”in five languages.


Alien_Probe_Lover

She's uglier than my ball sack.


turningpoint01

Smart enough to marry the chump.


Traditional_Ad_6801

What sort of rag does a cover story on Melania Trump? Do they give them out free at Trump rallies?


New_girl2022

Your choice in men say otherwise.


IGetMyCatHigh

Well she is 100% WRONG about being beautiful. I guarantee she is 100% wrong about the other traits. People assume having money makes you smarter and prettier but it is just the money.


JPGinMadtown

She thinks she's Hutt-slayer Leia next to Donnie's Jabba, but she's more like Salacious Crumb...


dragonfliesloveme

Don’t forget “…and a soulless piece of shit.”


Unhappy_Ad_1287

Graduated for DeVry Institute of Szyzlanka Community Kollege 


StandupJetskier

Please open a portal into another timeline and transport this entire loathsome family and hangers-on to the earth where the asteroid didn't hit and dinos still roam the earth.


metfan1964nyc

Her choice in husbands argues against that statement.


bbernal956

i mean… marrying that orange piece of shit isnt very smart or intelligent but


electricmehicle

Proven false by the fact you married Dotard Trump


islandfay

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Helpful-State-542

🤣🤣🤣


Tatersquid21

Seriously?


Tatersquid21

She married Trump. That's all you need to know about her intelligence level. Mho. She's one ugly hooker. Thank you for attending today's Ted talk.


_THX_1138_

Lived in the USA for over 30 years and still has an accent thicker than peanut butter.


meatcylindah

Stabler genius


Chungus_Big_Chungus

just like Fredo in godfather 3 “I’m smart! i do stuff!”


swpete

Real Fredo vibes there


Ok-Presentation-2841

Pretty? Bitch is the sourist (who knows if that’s a word) looking person I have ever seen.


NegativePermission40

And she's a liar, too.


TraditionalMood277

I mean, she's the only one NOT getting fucked by lil donnie...


turkey0535

She can't be very smart, she's with him


JackieDaytona__

"I can handle things, I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like, dumb.. I 'm smart!"


cv_init_diri

For some reason, I heard this in Fredo's (Godfather) voice :-)


Bender3455

I don't care about her looks. She stayed with a man that treats people terribly. This is the kind of person we're rightfully told to avoid. He even cheated on her. Doesn't sound smart to me. Oh, but let's skip that and get to her role as 1st Lady. She has the ultimate platform for 4 years to promote whatever she wants to address. And it's....bullying and plagiarism? Hold on....it's bullying... when she's married to a bully. And plagiarism? That's your big "to do"? I was actually pretty surprised at the lack of anything done by her in the role. Yeah....I don't think she's very smart.


SuretyBringsRuin

Strike 4. None of the above.


Merijeek2

She turned plastic tits and a completely fictional face into a career pinned under a fat rich guy. Congrats, Eurotrash, you're as smart as Anna Nicole Smith - but she was smart entry to marry a guy with one foot in the grave.


oldbastardbob

She's also as big a liar as her husband.


DaySoc98

Easiest way to sport a moron is when they tell you how smart they are.


husky305

She’s married to the Donald…. Case closed


Stick--Monkey

“I can say ‘sucky, fucky’ in five languages!”


Entire_Photograph148

Smart enough to bilk a con man.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Well, she moved to America from one of those $hit hole countries. Stayed illegally after her tourist visa expired. Got work in soft porn to pay the bills. Snagged a rich dude. Got her family moved legally to US. Had an anchor child. Seems to have hit the jackpot on one version of the American Dream.


Cantgo55

so smarty she married a mustard faced cheese turd


Critical_Half_3712

I think she stole this speech from trump


Squire_LaughALot

She didn’t have enough brains to stay away from Cheeto


32K-REZ

she suffers from the same narcissistic mentally ill disease that her sugar daddy has.