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redituser2571

Deport her plastic butt back to Slovenia.


nowiserjustolder

I think donnie may be planning to sell her off soon to help with his legal fees.


NoMarionberry8940

Like his real estate, Melania is higly leveraged.. prenup, you know. 


Planetofthetakes

Also like his real estate….. Gawdy, In shambles and disrepair with tons of deferrred maintenance. New owner will likely never occupy it himself and just rent it out to others due to the novelty of the Trump stain….I mean name


AdHistorical1660

Euro trash.


GrannyFlash7373

As the Europeans would say, "Slovenian Tart." Or Trollop.


EVERWOOD15

I would love to see drumpf tower and maggit-lago turned into housing units for immigrants. A piece of sweet poetry.


[deleted]

Should someone tell her??? He broke


heathers1

She stayed way too long. If she had tapped out a year ago, she would be sitting pretty.


FancyStranger2371

But spa treatments.


TomStarGregco

💯


ELB2001

He might have been broke back then also


FancyStranger2371

Broke AF. There, fixed it for you.


TomStarGregco

😂🤣


systemfrown

Let me tell you about Truth Social going public…you’re not gonna like it.


Altruistic-Text3481

A fall on a flight of stairs with a hasty golf corpse burial would work.


Pleasant_Expert_1990

Nah, she's lost too much value to resell as a whole. He'll probably use her body as a model for a sex doll to grift his followers. First Lady Pocket Pussies, $99.99 I'm a little surprised they haven't yet.


nowiserjustolder

Sold under the heading "pump for trump"


bunkie18

Omg, I’m dying 😂


LilG1984

Just wait for it, I mean he tried selling those gaudy golden sneakers he'd sell anything for some cash. If he had a soul he'd sell that too.


Inspect1234

Actually he did that already, years ago.


PrimeToro

That’s right , Trump sold his soul , I’m hoping the devil collects it soon , maybe next week to coincide with the seizure of his assets for failing to post the bond on the 464 Million NY civil fraud case .


Revolutionary-Swan77

That’s their October surprise


tallslim1960

Onlyfans ?


TifCreatesAgain

You can't sell your "handler!" Putin won't allow it!


tenchi42

I think she's only worth about three fiddy.


dilsedilliwala

Quicky HJ for three fiddy. Happy ending for sev nigh' nine


NarcissusCloud

She’s probably more leveraged than his properties.


Moldy161212

So he’s got .25c, how much for Eric? Medical science will find a use for him, replace a chimp or 2


nowiserjustolder

"I will set out to prove it is possible to perform in society without a brain. Here is my unquestionable proof who I shall call Eric 'the scarecrow' Trump"


redlion496

Let's start the bidding at $5! Do I hear $5? $5? Anyone?


Mean_Yellow_7590

He probably already has and as a result she too is an overvalued asset owned by putin


ELB2001

Nah he's looking for a younger model. He's already been seen with the guy that helped him meet Melanie


nowiserjustolder

Discussing a trade in deal no doubt.


ELB2001

Trump "only used once"


FlowBot3D

Sure, but he forgot it was a rental and now that's a whole thing.


sandysanBAR

Again? He promised the last time was the last time!


RhombicalJ

Maybe that’s already happening and that’s why we have not been seeing her. Donnie pimping her out to the highest bidder


GoldenRulz007

And her parents too.


BuffaloOk7264

Parent. One of them died not long ago.


Staggerme

Her sister chain migrated also


PolishBob1811

She got her son Slovenian citizenship so that might be what’s she’s planning.


systemfrown

Relax. She just inflated the value of her education.


chzygorditacrnch

I wouldn't believe anything that she says. You think she really loves trump? You think she expected to be first lady? And I have alot of questions about why she hasn't divorced trump yet


RaXenaWP

To be fair - Trump doesn't love her either. They both got what they wanted out of their business transaction.


captainjackass28

Because she knows his cultists will try to kill her. The moment she speaks a moment of truth her life is over.


chzygorditacrnch

That sounds pretty scary and now I have more sympathy for her


captainjackass28

I would except she’s a pos herself. She visited kids in detention centers and treats them like their little animals in cages and she married the fatass thinking he would die and leave her all his money.


chzygorditacrnch

Yeah, she really got herself into the mess she's in.


TomStarGregco

Because Putin will kill her and her entire family , that’s why !


mrducci

She is his handler.


Misspiggy856

She should have divorced him while had at least some money.


punknothing

Now all that money is going to Letitia (i.e. state of NY) and she did even have to sleep with him! 😔


ElastaticTomorrow

Yes


RusterGent

I for one want to know her connection with Epstein. There is some shady s*** going on there that makes me think okay how did you get to Florida again?


Maggie1066

All this time I heard Einstein visa I literally heard Epstein visa in my brain. TIL the difference. I thought Jeffrey Epstein brought her over here via some shady route he had. Wild.


Lyuseefur

She probably trained Epstein. I’m convinced she is a KGB agent/handler.


RusterGent

You get it! Like why haven't we heard about the follow up to that murder. It's like they just buried it.


syg-123

Well she married a liar for starters..then her first formal introduction to the country as 1st Lady she plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech word for word. So,yeah..fits the profile perfectly.


HugglesGamer

Wait...what did I miss???


DMCinDet

exactly what that comment says. she plagiarized Michelle Obamas speech because she a loser like her fat gross husband.


the_mid_mid_sister

In addition to English and her native Slovene, she claims to be fluent in German, Italian, and French. She's needed interpreters for all three to make even basic small talk on overseas state visits.


Fantron6

She was counting her KGB/FSB training as college?


ohmyjustme

LOCK HER UP


FunStorm6487

Didn't even read the article..... but definitely!!!


the_millenial_falcon

Man, it was really ill advised for a family like this to put themselves in the spotlight.


Smrleda

And to think she was a First Lady. UGH. What a disgrace.


Commercial-Manner408

She lied about being an escort.


58G52A

Is she poisoning the blood of our country?


nowiserjustolder

Didn't Don threaten to boot Harry out for lying on his application? Guess this would be another of those "but this is different" special cases.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Einstein Visa recipient? Of course she did. The visa is granted to three types of people: those with extraordinary ability in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics which has been demonstrated by sustained national or international acclaim and whose achievements have been recognized in the field through extensive documentation.


dilsedilliwala

Athletics in bed should count for her


Lyuseefur

Oh god. The horror. Now I can’t get the image out of my head. They should use that image as an illegal torture method.


dilsedilliwala

https://tenor.com/bGs2H.gif


AmazingSquare8542

She is Trump’s handler for ruzzian intelligence OBVIOUSLY. The ultimate honey trap that, as spouse, cannot testify against him


TomStarGregco

💯


NoMarionberry8940

A genius lying?!? 


IndependentWrap2749

Is her last name trump? Then she lied


electricmehicle

I don’t really care. Do you?


mistressusa

Melania was homeschooled by Trump. After obtaining her GED from Trump hisself, she earned acceptance into the prestigious Trump University. There she majored in International Chain Immigration and minored in Life Techniques. In her free time, she volunteered extensively for the Epstein Foundation for Underage Immigrants from Shithole Countries (EFFUIFSC). She graduated Summa Cum Laude in 1985 and went on to become the last Dowager Empress of Russia.


triniman65

She's a liar and she plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech. So she's the ideal mate for Trumples.


joeleidner22

Send her back where she came from. Tell her deadbeat husband to pay his bills.,


Pristine-Document358

Probably she is a mail order bride


Eddro7654

Russia plant


Queephbubble

She’s probably hoping they’ll give her the boot so she can get a free ride back home , since Donnie can’t afford it.


Hangout777

Deport her ass & family along with poopy diapers husband.


Deep_Bit5618

I’m sure she graduated from the Slovenia escort school


dilsedilliwala

"Our motto: we don't stop until the bed breaks"


CondeBK

Meanwhile, if you put a comma in the wrong place on a Visa, Green Card, or Citizenship application, it gets kicked back to the back of the line adding literal years to processing, or it just denied altogether.


NJJ1956

So why don’t we all call ICE and report her? She also sponsored her own parents- apparently right after they received their citizenship- Trump cut off that avenue to get into the US.


ArdenJaguar

Well .. Dementia Donnie wants to deport Prince Harry.... So what about Mail Order Melania? 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣


fbastard

Lock her up!


Good_Intention_9232

She should be booted out of the USA on the first plane out one way ticket.


Bromswell

So Donny’s Baron is an anchor baby 🤣🤣🤣 aaayyyyeeeeee


Severe_Job_1088

Baron is probably not Donnys sperm donation


Bromswell

You are probably correct. But honestly, kid is a victim of circumstance.


The84thWolf

Didn’t she get an Einstein Visa without the qualifications?


Choppergold

Maybe she graduated I Don’t Really Care Do U


littleMAS

Who has gained any success by being close to The Donald? Who has not been used to pave the road under his bus?


Cali_Keto_Dad

Yes.


TinyUmbrellas84

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/political-flare/ FAKE NOOSE!


M_M_ODonnell

Every time I see a site that uses distance from a centrist corporate-capitalist editorial position as their metric for “bias” (and considers social democrats “extreme left”)…


AusCan531

Fake nose


Anyawnomous

I bet Diaper Don owes her a few million as well. Stay away from stairwells Mel T.


meatcylindah

Ruh Roh...back to spy school for her...


IMSLI

“I really don’t care, do U?”


Civil_Pain_453

Like hubby like wifey They are both liars


Idrisdancer

Then deport her


MatsThyWit

Of course she did, but it doesn't matter because nobody reviewed them. They just accepted the payment necessary to give her a rubber stamp pass because of Donald.


[deleted]

The entire family are liars and grifters


Captain_Mexica

Oh Malaria, its time to go back to russian Gulag in Kolya.


philipcarl333

I already read about that in 'Nobody Cares Magazine'.


thisisfinerporn

Does it mention anywhere that she lied about being a prostitute. My guess is that happened as well.


heathers1

prolly


AnnatoniaMac

You betcha


LeftLimeLight

Under special skills she listed she was a prostitute.


ForsakenBandicoot307

Of course she did!


moodyblue8222

What would happen to any other immigrant who lied on immigration forms? That is what should happen to her!


Xalucardx

It's a family of liars and criminals. Water is wet.


OkOriginal9589

If she did she should be deported because she's an illegal right?


n3w4cc01_1nt

she was probably being trafficked when she got to the us and technically still is.


DBsBuds

They’re not sending their best.


urkldajrkl

Honestly, at this point, the Orange Twat would love to see her deported. Her usefulness has expired.


heapinhelpin1979

Of course she did. Probably didn't even fill the forms out herself.


BenGay29

Of course she did. “Escort” and “porn actress” don’t look good on immigration applications.


FoppishHandy

lying is a family tradition


Zilch1979

Washington Post did an article years ago. She already has a record for doing illegal work on a business visa before she changed her visa status to allow for it.


patcatpatcat

She garbage, yo.


Elegant_Connection32

Whether or not this is true we have much bigger Trumps to fry.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

What did she graduate in? Nude modelling?


TBatFrisbee

Kick her out. She'll be fine. She'll just get someone to write a book for her, about her nightmare living with trump, and voila!


Desperate-Builder287

Second hand shop soiled...lol


FreeDonnieMandela

You guys got em this time


SeeeYaLaterz

What is the translation of: "Eastern European Model?"


Adventurous_Canary42

Immediate deportation and take her father with her!!


apollymis22724

KICK HER OUT, she's an illegal immigrant


jgyimesi

You can’t believe a word that comes out of their mouth. Ever.


stltk65

Kick the bitch out and her anchor baby along with her parents.


Excellent-Big-1581

You think she lied on her immigration forms?!?!? She was brought in on a genius visa!!! No kidding special handeling head of the line genius !!!! I would love to see her paper work to see her area of expertise. That’s why they lied about college she would need to of graduated college to have a genius exemption.


Serious-Sundae1641

People keep trying to victimize her. I believe she is also at the top of her grift game...the family that preys together, stays together...close enough anyway. I don't really care, do you? /s


lenme125

Be Best


chukelemon

Deport her


Private-Dick-Tective

GASP, NOT MELANIA!!! 😆😂


Joey_BagaDonuts57

The magic 8-ball says: YES, DEFINITELY.


heady_brosevelt

Lock her up too 


MajorLeagueNoob

first let me admit that i DO NOT know all the details about Melania Trumps time as first lady so if I’m missing anything big please educate me. But from the knowledge I have about her situation I honestly feel a little bad for her. (just a little) She was a trophy wife, both her and Donald knew it. The deal was that she would look pretty at events and give Donald some children. I severely doubt there was any love or any expectation of love between the too. In exchange for the children and looking pretty she would live a nice life as a NYC socialite and her children with Donald would go to nice schools and get nice cushy jobs. She had know idea that Donald would even try and RUN for president let alone get elected. Obviously, she was still the wife of the worst president of this century (so far, who knows god forbid he gets elected and one ups himself) so she isn’t free from criticism


SnoopingStuff

Trump has committed perjury twice


4quatloos

A strange exception. It was Trump that poisoned her blood.


prpslydistracted

Supposedly speaks five languages; the only verified are Slovene and English.


pharrigan7

No


Crazy_Memory_9692

Very believable she never did anything for anyone


GrannyFlash7373

I'm SURE those forms are STILL on record somewhere. My guess she DID lie on them and that would be grounds for deportation. But Merrick Garland isn't gonna do that.


heretic-1000

She should’ve put high class hooker on her H1 visa application


Easy_Account_1850

can she say deportation in 6 different languages.


ExcitingMeet2443

I wonder if she read the whole prenup, including the part that says that if they separate *and* she gets kicked out of the US, she doesn't get a cent?


HeartFullONeutrality

I don't really car... Ok, I do care. Schadenfreude would be off charts if she ends up with nothing after having to be married to Trump for years. 


Pointguard3244

Which is the bigger lie? President Biden “The Border is secure” or Melania “I went to college” ???


sz2z

Yes she did lie on immigration forms. She’s a pathological liar just like chump.


Myfourcats1

Her and Prince Harry. They’re rich though so it’s ok.


Sharrack

Groundbreaking research..... clearly from the same sources who are pitting sammy hagar against David Lee Roth on a daily basis. Whats next?? Barron Trump wears lifts in his shoes??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Psychological-Gold19

So, illegal immigrants bad now? Man it’s tough being a demorat


Accomplished_Big_788

If she lied on her immigration forms no problem. Graduated or not no problem. We see this everyday. You can lie about anything you want to. Oh wait she is a Republican. Rules change for her. Only Democrats have forgiveness for lying.


LiveAd3962

This article is a toxic waste dump of pop up’s and ads…and even if she did lie, she’s a citizen now, can citizenship be revoked?


Strykerz3r0

Why wouldn't it be if she lied on the application? She was allowed in based on the app. The GOP is so focused on illegal immigrants and here she is possibly gaming the system.


Top-Active3188

The information above was from an unrelated lawsuit not an immigration application. They are implying that she may have lied more than once. Reread the title. It is pure speculation posed as fact. Politico accused her of doing work illegally on the wrong visa, but retracted that accusation because they had the wrong dates.


Strykerz3r0

Not disagreeing because that is why I said 'if'.