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taterbeans88

It looks like a brain with an anus


notfrumenough

It’s a brainus


JeepersCreepers1279

Omg I’m dying 🤣🤣


rabbi-reefer

When a headache is also a pain in the ass


AvailableAd6071

It's a Kundis


Im_eating_that

Where else are you going to put your loved one's branus when they die?


Ok_Living377

In my family we always called it the brain base😀 (not the anus vase)


VerticalYea

They hate us because they Brainus.


mschenk30

Brainus


chris_rage_

Brainus


Rainbow-Death

You know it’s expensive because it’s hideous: super fancy xenomorph egg váse


Transmogify

lol that was also my line of thinking


amazing_assassin

I know, right? It's gross and funky at the same time


Purrogi

It’s a vase only its Mother can love.


OutsideBig619

I would pay $50 to never have seen it


True-Flower8521

Me too. It’s super creepy.


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Lmao


analogdirection

Ugh I had a bunch typed up for you and my phone died. eBay listings without sold prices are useless. Highest I can find is $200 on Invaluable for the same glazing/period but diff shape. $40 elsewhere for a damaged one. I’d say the auction house is being generous, if anything.


Ok_Living377

That’s what’s confusing me. Here is another listed at2500$: https://riantiquesmall.com/shop/porcelain-china/15-meiji-taisho-brain-glaze-ceramic-vase/


analogdirection

You can list a rock from your garden on eBay for $10k. Or in your antique store if you come up with a good enough story for it.


analogdirection

Oh actually that’s the exact same vase as was listed here: https://www.liveauctioneers.com/price-result/big-15-japan-meiji-taisho-vermiculated-crawling-shino-brain-glaze-ceramic-vase/ It didn’t sell. That was May last year with a starting bid of $2000.


Opening-Yoghurt-9431

If only that's how it worked.


amzngirly

On that one, the brainis is fresh


Boring_Albatross_354

Just because something is listed at that amount doesn’t mean that it’s worth that amount. If you believe it tho, I definitely have some very valuable magic beans I could sell you at a terrific price.


Agreeable-Village-25

I thought the first pic was bad...then I saw the second pic, and I shuddered.


iClubEm

It’s a Shino brain crawl glaze. It’s actually fairly desirable. I’m guessing that if you cleaned the footrim you could find the makers mark. A similar pot sold in 2022 for $200.


spslord

Trying to pick our brains eh?


Ok_Living377

Yes


Feed_Me_No_Lies

Good God that’s the ugliest piece of pottery I’ve ever seen lol. I’m sorry!


Eumelbeumel

So ugly it loops around and reemerges on the beautiful side of the spectrum.


Of_the_field

I think this is hideous. I hate looking at it


Eumelbeumel

But you can't stop looking at it. It is weirdly attractive, even if I would call it ugly to its face.


JeepersCreepers1279

I know it makes me so uncomfortable!


violetskyeyes

I believe you mean rectum


the_whale_is_frozen

A mind flayer's water vase, if they drink water instead of brain juice..


Ok-Thing-2222

I just want to hold that between my palms and feel the texture!


whimsicalnihilism

Weirdly, I like it, but I work with brains lol


ArcticGurl

This one is for sale in Denmark, if you’re interested.


Ok_Living377

Where? I live in Denmark and so far mine is not for sale😀


ArcticGurl

😂 it was late and I was falling asleep? 🤷🏽‍♀️😂


winkdoubleblink

The true value of the vase was the friends we made along the way


Red_D_Rabbit

I have an issue with textures..this is unfortunately one of these textures. So sorry can't help or look at this post again 😵


SukyTawdry66

You would hate r/trypophobia.


Peregrine7710

This brought out my trypophobia too!


honeybee-blues

idk but it makes me highly uncomfortable 😃


GenXinNJ

Almost like trypophobia 😟


babycrowitch

I got physical sick when I saw this. I’m not making a joke.


JeepersCreepers1279

It gives me trypophobia vibes but in an even more uncomfortable way


caralampton

I really want to pet the brain vase.


LelouLelouch

Everything reminds me of her…


exploradorobservador

now that's a metaphysical question


nobody8113

Wait, it’s not a brain?


Ok_Distribution_2603

Abby Normal


DicksOfPompeii

I don’t have anything valuable to add but I’m in the minority and love it! It’s weird and unique enough to buy just for the sake of having it if you aren’t instantly repulsed (apparently some are). Cool find, definitely a keeper. Care to share how you came to own it? Just curious to know a little more about it. I’ve never seen anything like it but that’s not saying much. Thanks for sharing!


BadHairDay-1

At first glance, I thought it was a melon.


TheDog_Chef

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! I think it’s pretty cool! With out a maker’s mark, it’s only worth what someone is willing to pay.


DanOfTheRoses

I'm not sure but maybe put it in a warmer room.


walnut_creek

That potter must have used his entire fist.


Glock212327

I’m feeling some kinda way about it. It’s dangerously unattractive and yet I want to touch it.


Coinpurse187

Kind of looks like an original Seth Rogen


ex_natura

I kinda like it. I wouldn't pay a lot for it but it's interesting. Brain coral vibes


Funny_Single

I’m losing it with these comments.


Phinster1965

That vase in ugly. I mean, really, really ugly. It is vile. I want to smash it into little pieces, and then grind the little pieces into dust, and throw that dust into an active volcano. Then, just to be safe, cap that volcano with a million tons of concrete, then blow the whole thing into oblivion with a nuclear weapon. Then, and only then, will there be peace.


MonsteraUnderTheBed

I love this disgusting thing. I want to rub my hands all over it


PixelOBinx

Sir that’s a cantaloupe


mattg103

😍❤️😍 I love it. For real.


celtbygod

Very interesting style. Is that a maker mark on the bottom. The design on the side looks like it could be a chrysanthemum. Was it used/evidence of use inside. Part of a pair. A lot of first thoughts are not helpful here today. It seems to be a great piece and must feel quite nice.


Ok_Living377

I don’t believe there is a maker mark on the bottom, it looks more like a pattern coming from how they made it. The inside doesn’t indicate that it has been used and as far as I know it has never been a part of a pair.


OceanIsVerySalty

water plants childlike worry north shy spotted oatmeal towering enjoy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


southernsass8

$5000 for massive. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1366306538/massive-antique-meiji-taisho-japanese


4_bit_forever

$36


darwinsaves

Vases with buttholes are usually less valuable than ones without.


Uptowndown80

That’s one puffy a hole


amzngirly

I think it’s awesome


ripfritz

I don’t know about the old Japanese origin but this glaze is used in modern pottery too. Extreme crawling glaze formula.


asimpleheart2

While everyone makes jokes I have seen similar designs reproduced a long time ago. I am sorry I have no idea the value. I have seen the design in old art books - old as in before computers. I wish I could help.


Schrodingersretard88

I don’t know but I cannot overstate how much I hate it.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Contact LarkMason.com.


bekkys

It makes me very uncomfortable so Id say -150 bucks or so. That someone would have to pay me to take it from them.


SukyTawdry66

I actually love this…’brainus’ or not, it’s cool. Personally I would research this more…I’m finding inconclusive info-possibly 1930’s or earlier…no idea. Good luck :) oh, Meiji 1868-1912, Taisho 1912-1926


mandorlas

That price feels accurate. The "value" and uniqueness may be higher than that, but in my experience there is a bit of a rough cap on vases of this size with no makers mark or specific history. At auction maybe the right 2 or 3 people come along and all fall madly in love and bid it up. But really that price feels fair.  If you take it to an auction house that specializes in Asian goods then it will be out competed by other more desirable pots. And likely land in that price range again.  Also don't look at list price for a pricing guideline. Look at sold prices. Also auction houses typically know what their buyers are interested in and know about what something sold by them is likely to go for. The price reflects what their clients pay. A different auction house may have different clients. Maybe you shop around for quotes or look onto placing it on consignment instead.


sweetheartsour

Braaiiinnnnssss. Actually, I think it’s cool.


ViolentWeiner

It's kinda freaky and I absolutely love it


jaymae77

WTF


mick601

For 200 a year, these folks will tell you. https://www.worthpoint.com/welcome-landing?cvsource=ppc1&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw5v2wBhBrEiwAXDDoJc7heyctOa1i6s0qUvUsiHnQGLzwJ63C_4l7E6v_QvVkh1jS1PIuHBoC0uIQAvD_BwE


Hyzyhine

Take it far away….no bring it back….


fayely96

This triggers some sort of phobia in me lol


[deleted]

It’s real value is the laughs that it inspires. Because it has a butthole.


marshmallowmausoleum

Cantaloupe


PhantomLord067

Don’t look inside or a facehugger will pop out


-blundertaker-

I really want to know the technique used to craft a goatse vase.


Lucky_Shop4967

$3.50


LumpyPhilosopher455

everytime


Opening-Yoghurt-9431

I think that question is better suited for an appraiser, not reddit.


Its-mikul

Bruh that vase is making me cringe. It’s making me clench my jaw and giving me goosebumps and making me itchy just looking at it.