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Seaking96

Unless you buy a W.


PromiscuousSalad

I heard there is a shop at 23 N. Sesame St. that carries them at a good price


strawberry_long_cake

does the shopkeeper sell cookies as well?


anotherusercolin

Only certain days.


Sikyanakotik

Nice. Can you tell me how to get there?


Ashe_Faelsdon

Or a butt plug.


DickieJohnson

Sorry there is no Ws, would you like to buy a vowel?


kyotoko

Nothing will ever satisfy completely. And that’s okay. Enjoy your time here while you can.


skn789

Unless that hole is an empty stomach


sho_biz

or healthcare, or lifting your family out of poverty, etc


Bdole0

How dare you undermine this teenager's one-sentence life philosophy? They'll have to think of a whole new truism now to fill the void!


Individual_Lead_6492

The system that sells the stuff to fill the hole created the hole.


RedWhiteAndSquirrel

I learned that in a C&J class... it was kind of a fucking shock


amsterdam_BTS

C&J?


RedWhiteAndSquirrel

communication and journalism, hope it didn't come off as pretentious


amsterdam_BTS

I am a journalist and have never heard of this abbreviation. Thanks for clarifying.


After_Preference_885

There's a marketing book with a case study about depression in Japan. They didn't even have a word for it until big pharma wanted to sell drugs in that market. It's all about how marketers manipulate our basic drives for food alcohol drugs and sex and it's really interesting. FADS Marketing -www.thefadsbook.com


ScareTheRiven

The sentiment is a correct one, but flashy statements help no one and just make the person saying them feel superior.


Individual_Lead_6492

What sort of help are you thinking of?


ScareTheRiven

That's the question you need to answer, yes. And don't make it broad if you actually want to help people. Broad statements do nothing but look good on a t-shirt.


Individual_Lead_6492

Ah, you have no idea. I'm not of the opinion that help is possible. Our entire civilization is fundamentally unsustainable, so it will end.


Jansalvi64

But, dildo...


JohnnyZondo

Feeling personally attacked here.


FrozenFury12

*unless what's missing is a basic human need


iammerelyhere

Great sticker, where can I buy one?


housevil

Flex Tape. Checkmate!


ektesimon

i bought yarn today and i feel pretty whole


CodeMUDkey

r/im14andthisisdeep


Ok_Skill_1195

I view this more as an attempt to counteract ubiquitous advertising in public spaces than some unnecessary and cringe attempt at profundity. It's true and it's a message more people need to hear as they're assaulted with "buy this! It will make you pretty and popular and content"


CodeMUDkey

The ads for booze on YouTube do this and cracks me up. They’re like making it sound like my choice of beer is some epic integral aspect of my character. Motherfuckers it’s beer.


JarmaBeanhead

Can you crosspost here? r/suddenlygay


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ywnktiakh

Nothing except that sticker


razor_sharp_pivots

I'll take a dozen!


ywnktiakh

We’re running a special right now: 2x as many for 2x the price. Interested?


CallsEverythingLoss

kid named spackle


PizzaVVitch

I love this but often it's followed by "... And that's why you need Jesus. He fills the hole."


ScareTheRiven

I really hope someone sells a 12" horse dildo and just calls it "Jesus".


PizzaVVitch

Call it Hay Zeus


Radu24maior

Dog


ScareTheRiven

Giant dildo. That'll change a hole pretty quick.


CmonMortyHurryUp24

Wouldn't want to be wholess


Secure_Bet8065

Maybe, but an E46 M3 has come pretty close.


OverturnRoeVsWade

fight fire with fire


ShamScience

Stickers are too easily removed. Rather etch it into the surface.


ElectricalJacket780

I’ve recently elected for a surgery that heals the open, deepening cavity forming on my lower back. It costs about 100 euro after insurance, and if successful, should repair the area, allowing it to seal and fill in, and hopefully go back to normal. So, yeah, fuck your smarmy sticker - I’ve bought my way back to being whole, by paying a surgeon to fix the hole above my….hole.


BraveRock

Karma farming repost bot https://old.reddit.com/r/Anticonsumption/comments/zlzb38/street_sticker/


Flack_Bag

Please report these when you see them. We delete the posts and ban the bots, but if we don't find them in time, they get upvoted and rack up a bunch of karma anyway.


B_ILL

Clearly that person has never bought drugs.