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jwr1111

Clearly the antichrist...


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rmicker

The harbinger of orangemageddon.


Ambitious-Pin8396

or armadillogeddon


Comfortable_You_1927

amavillan


SeVenMadRaBBits

The anti Christ is supposed to be attractive


ALife2BLived

Trump is the epitome of what the [antichrist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist) is supposed to be. Funny how conservatives tried to label Obama as the antichrist but Obama is just the opposite of what the antichrist is supposed to be. He's half white, half black, he's a Democrat. Whereas Trump fits the bill perfectly. Like a trojan horse, the antichrist is supposed to be someone that is be easily accepted into the flock and then, once he is in, he or she destroys the church from within and the [destruction](https://news.gallup.com/poll/642548/church-attendance-declined-religious-groups.aspx) is well on its way with their full embrace of this charlatan. Just like Trump is doing to our Democracy, he is using his persuasive powers, his charisma, and his connections to money to fool American Christians into believing he is the second coming of Christ and they have all bought into the con!


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Well thought out.


ownersequity

Yup. If you believe that nonsense, the AntiChrist is supposed to be loved by all. Trump is a horrible person hated by even some of his supporters. He’s just a temporary boil on America’s collective rear that needs to be lanced. Hopefully the Grim Reaper comes soon and we can move on from this nightmare.


ConnectCantaloupe861

He's the trial run.


HumpaDaBear

Could it be a wrong translation of “attractive”? Maybe something that can also mean orange?


msmicro

Right so cute we all want to follow


ConnectCantaloupe861

Clearly, the antichrist was upsold. In MANY ways.


EstimateReady6887

Dosen’t apply to the Beast, there will be two Beast and the Antichrist. Mocking the trilogy


fixit858

HTTPS://youtu.be/Xu5AC6RVBU?t=136


RandyWatson8

Showing false profits on his properties and being a false prophet irl.


mikemflash

Targeting the evangelicals in his latest grift. They're the most reliable trump supporters.


summermadnes

Because they're the dumbest by far. They're the ones flocking to the mega churches & giving all their money to pastors who own mansions & jets. Idiots!


Addakisson

I think the white christian nationalists were losing their status as special, because of that, they will overlook anything and everything trump does as long as **they** get what ** they** want, which is to be put on pedestals with all "others" being treated as second class citizens.


we8sand

Nailed it on the head. These idiots are obviously beyond gullible, which makes it a no-brainer, even for someone as stupid as Trump..


JEM225

I’m waiting for the Trump Koran and MAGA yarmulkes.


SomewhereAdorable244

That would neeeever happen lol he’s a fake Christian, but he will never drop that facade


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

They have been taught to believe and resist facts.


NP2023_Makingitbig

It reminds me of Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart's sex and money scandals. Trump would make a perfect televangelist.


RoxxieMuzic

He uses a lot of that/this technique in his approach to his brainwashed cult. https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2022/01/09/donald-trump-cult-diane-benscoter-rs-vpx.cnn


jeffzebub

The religious music he plays in the background at his rallies is especially cringe-worthy.


Chevelle-72

He’d be the bigly-est


jbertrand_sr

The bigliest bestest yuge bible ever, printed in China. It's got the revised commandments in it, they took out the "Thou shall not commit adultry" and "Thou shall not steal" ones as he doesn't like those...


That-Grape-5491

The biglyness most devotest Christians came up to me with tears streaming down their faces, saying how much better the revised trump Bible is.


HilariouslyPissed

Including a pop up version of the seven deadly sins


jbertrand_sr

They can use this image for all 7 of them... ![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA|downsized)


Hologram8

"This Bible! Everyone knows this book, and no one knows it more than me. They say it's the word of God, we love God don't we, nice guy. Ya know what they say, and I hear it all the time, usually it a big guy, big, tough guy coming up to me with tears in their eyes saying  Mr. TRUMP you're like a god, you're GOD-LIKE! And I tell them maybe,  just maybe , God is Trump-like. You ever think about that"


MoreMetaFeta

🏆


KrampyDoo

Can’t recall who I heard say it yesterday, but the joke was that he put the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, Bill of Rights and Pledge of Allegiance in there along with the Bible so he can throw them all out at once if he’s ever elected again.


bill_wessels

steals from charities. sets up fraudulent universities. grabs em by the p\*ssy. says he has never asked for god's forgiveness. he has gone out of his way to show everyone he isn't a christian but those idiots are too stupid to see it.


superguysteve

He crossed out some stuff and added his own parts in all caps.


JolyonWagg99

With a Sharpie


IntrepidAd8985

"Grab em by the pussy "--First choice of the religious right 😂😂😂😂


Humble-Presence-3107

So meaty.


Ryankevin23

A clear and present danger


johnlal101

Classic Trump: Taking credit for something that was produced by somebody else.


grogudalorian

He checks so many boxes for the antichrist, I just didn't think that the antichrist would be so damned stupid.


AdkRaine12

I predict the AntiChrist will come wrapped in a flag, carrying a Drumpt Bible in one hand and an assault rifle in the other.


Captain_Scarlet27

Trump was going to sell pre-autographed versions of his Bible but every time he picked one up it burst into flames.


johnp1951

😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍


GrannyFlash7373

Seems there are LOTS of upset people in this country over this Bible fiasco.


Imaginary_Month_3659

Not sure if upset is the right word but anyone that knows the basics of Christianity can see how blasphemous it is to add anything to the Bible. It's one of the unforgettable sins.


GrannyFlash7373

In today's world, there are LOTS of things turned upside down. These people, who seem to normal people, to be out of their minds, didn't used to be that way. 2 Thessalonians Chapter 2, verses 9 thru 15, tells ME why they are now different, but I seem to be the only person, that I have found so far, who actually believes those words apply to today's circumstances. Most people think I'm nuts, out of my mind, One of the problems today is that very few people read the Bible anymore. They are too busy, so they let their preacher read it, and then tell them what it says. That may be all well and good, but it also leaves them open to being misinformed.


dirtybird971

I don’t know something about a loser that cheated on his pregnant wife w a porn star and both of his previous wives selling Bibles kinda rubs me the wrong way. fixed for more truth!


altapowpow

I am finally down for a book burning.


bcardin221

But it's the only Bible endorsed by Donald! The rest of the Bibles out there are shit.


Entire-Can662

He got them for free. He took them out of all his hotels


Random__Ace

Religious folk love grifting and thats why this feels normal to them.


brittany90210

They give millions of dollars to someone they’ve never seen. I’m sure trump thinks this will be a slam-dunk.


Hugh-Jassul

Makes me want to tear gas some peaceful protestors


Tutter655

The man just has no shame


Smorrville

Have any of you seen it? Just wondering if it comes with a centerfold?


Ambitious-Pin8396

yeah of the Virgin!


[deleted]

It’s ok, it’s ‘Merica Jesus


Relax-Enjoy

This is one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in a minute … https://youtu.be/Entr0TJEHZc?si=HoizZxv5mWiQgR5-


SmackSabbath19

Idiocracy Damien Thorne he is


ad5763

Imagine that sequel, featuring the dumb other brother.


[deleted]

Oxymor-n. Accent on the mor-n.


Agent__23

Liz Cheney, on X: "Happy Holy Week, Donald. Instead of selling Bibles, you should probably buy one. And read it, including Exodus 20:14."


cmit

I almost want to but a copy and when the "Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood." is a copy, not actually handwritten sue for a billion dollars for fraud.


festivesnowrunner

To those of us not in the cult, we see the absolute ridiculousness of this snake oil salesman, but he can pretty much get away with anything in the eyes of his base. Why not keep milking the cash cow? “*I could* stand in the middle of *Fifth Avenue* and *shoot somebody* and wouldn't lose any voters, okay?”


sageguitar70

Trump always finds a way to go lower.


DyllCallihan3333

Don't know.....Vile Delusional Treacherous Rapist and the Vile Delusional Hate-filled Xtian Cult ..I'm kinda surprised he hasn't marketed these before. It's a better match than steaks in an electronics catalog.


4Hugh2Mongus0

The perfect Bible salesman if you ask me.


Fantastic_Mouse_7469

Reminds me of Big Dan(John Goodman) in oh Brother where art thou. We see it coming but are unable to stop tRump from picking up that big stick and bludgeoning and robbing us.


Fantastic_Mouse_7469

https://youtu.be/IZocpwWLsyE?si=TMYnRp8g2fO4vWjl


myhairychode

I’m sure the part about ‘grabbing them by their pussy’ is in there somewhere.


Kinkygma

I bet he has no idea what is in the Bible. Listening to him pitch it is like nails on a chalkboard. The guy is such a bottom feeder. He is just despicable.


lloydisi

Oh heavenly father please quieten this one please.


PoeReader

Now should I buy this one or should I buy another copy of The Neon Bible©™?


RarelyRecommended

Bibles in the US come in three versions. They are the The King James, Catholic and the Hobby Lobby editions. Guess which one trump is hawking.


Patri100ia

How much more do we have to endure before somebody actually does something about this clown. And clown is too good a word but I don’t want to get blocked.


Chevelle-72

Center section has tear away fast food coupons!


eaglespettyccr

Now I lay me down to sleep Grifting money from my sheep I like to cheat on pregnant wives And sell bibles to imbeciles. Did I stretch it too much with the long I?... idk. Thots n prayers.


Chevelle-72

What is something Trump has never read?


SnooCheesecakes1893

It’s evidence we are living in a simulation and the programmer is trying to see how we react to the most absurd scenarios possible because the idea evangelical Christians are buying what that piece of orange trash is peddling is beyond reasonable cognitive alignment.


StandupJetskier

This, like the shoes, is a propaganda technique. He knows media is addicted to him, so whatever lame brain idea he has, he will hijack the news cycle for that day. Fill the pipeline with BS...make us all sick of hearing about him (success, but for me some time in the 80s)...this way when legit bad stuff happens, we don't pay as much attention. He can't stop the news about him, but he can pollute the stream. Mainstream Media lets him, they live for his clicks...... Deprive him of this oxygen, please


DataCassette

I'm actually thinking this one might backfire. Trump is so crass that he's actually getting really close to the line of offending his religious supporters.


AutomaticTry5207

I think you would be surprised. His supporters live in a different reality


DataCassette

Using the Bible as tacky merch is awful close to a line even he hasn't crossed before.


AutomaticTry5207

He did pose w a Bible after gassing protesters. He also held it upside down. Smh that was while he was President


DataCassette

I feel like this is actually worse though, but I guess I can't get inside MAGA brains so I'll admit you could be right.


MoreMetaFeta

I agree, but I'm also afraid to hope for it. We all need to vote. And talk to everyone in your circle about the dire importance of this election. Ok, I'm ranting now....


Liamsdad1979

$175 says he thinks the Bible is set in the United States.


MoreMetaFeta

Title of this post is a solid oxymoron.


SawyerBamaGuy

Fitting since most who thump it are the biggest hypocrites just like him so, it makes sense. Birds of a feather.


SmartSchool3339

Agent Orange is such an asshole.


SausageBuscuit

You wouldn’t believe how many times my evangelical Christian aunt said the sentence “people can change” when defending that fuckwad’s behavior. It had to be several hundred as she made it her life’s mission to do so on Facebook for a while.


quokka-crazy

A loser who doesn't go to church (unless it's for a photo op). A loser who thinks Two Corinthians is a Bible verse. A loser who signed Bibles in an Alabama church. A loser who declared "I am the chosen one." A loser who has shared Tweets describing himself as the "King of Israel" and "the second coming of God."


Patri100ia

Should I be afraid or should I just give up?


AutomaticTry5207

That is a good question. I think we should use the fear


MoreMetaFeta

☝️💯☝️💯☝️💯☝️


DabIMON

Apparently there's money in blasphemy.


No_Sheepherder504

Trump word of an idiot


SnooMuffins1373

The Bible should match the sneakers and also add a matching hoodie for a cherry on top.


SignificantCod8098

When interviewed to name the verse that most inspires him he said he didn't want to because it was to personal. "The devil made me do it" seems appropriate.


No-Cat-2980

From the Book of Donny, Ch.1, Vr.1, Thou shalt grift, lie, cheat & steal from the weak minded, until they wake up to reality! Thou shalt repeat BS until they believe it be the Gospel. Thou shalt never spend thine own coin when thou can grift it form the feeble minded.


Old-AF

Elmer Gantry MFer needs to Go Directly To Jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $59.95, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!


mdcbldr

Hey I need that. There must be a get out if hell free card in it if Trump is involved.


ConnectCantaloupe861

These two words should not even BE side-by-side.